Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 71
Chapter 71 Running gear
When they arrived at Lijiagou, Li Junge brought the fat man home and started to clean up his affairs.

Cai Xuejun said hello to grandma first, and showed grandma's embroidery work by the way. After a few words, he got a pair of insoles.

Then I live-streamed the environment of Li Junge’s house, went to the pigsty to live-stream the wild boars, and finally slapped the Xiasi dogs.

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"Grandma's embroidery is really good! She's a nice person, smiling, and the anchor just got a pair of insoles!"

"Oh, this dog is so cute, it's smiling at me!"

"Stop being sentimental upstairs, you guys are smiling at the camera."

"I rely on the owner of the ditch to be a local tyrant. Are you a Xiasi dog? This is so pure! These eight dogs will cost over six hundred thousand!"

"Is this dog so expensive? I also said that one day I would go to the market to get one to keep and play with. It's so cute."

"Back to the one just now, there are only a few hundred of these dogs in the world. I got one from a friend in Qianzhou, and I can't beat it every day. These dogs are much more beautiful than his. No, I have to take a screenshot for you." Let him see, he will be ashamed to death! Hahahaha!"

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At the request of Cai Xuejun, Li Junge explained the power of the Xiasi dog, and finally Li Junge said: "This dog has not trained its legs yet, so I can't take it out now, otherwise I don't need to bring firecrackers. But I can give it to everyone. Show how smart the Xiasi dog is."

After speaking, he said to Cai Xuejun, "Cai Tou, take off one of your shoes."

Cai Xuejun took off one shoe, and Li Junge took off one too, and threw both shoes into the grass beside the fish pond.

Then he shouted to Xiasi Dog: "Go! Get my shoes back!"

The eight Xiasi dogs ran out with a whimper, and after a while the eldest came back biting a liberation shoe.

Cai Xuejun was still laughing stupidly at the beginning, until the Xiasi dog took back Li Junge's shoes, and he was stupefied, with a black line on his forehead: "Why didn't I bring mine back together?!"

Li Junge was still explaining in a serious manner: "Look, my subordinates can distinguish the subtle difference between the words 'picking up shoes' and 'picking up my shoes'."

Then he said to the camera in a low voice: "Caitou didn't seem to hear it just now, and he was so silly! What does this mean?"

The live broadcast room exploded at once!
"The IQ of the anchor is worrying!"

"The IQ of the anchor is even worse than that of a dog! Hahahaha!"

"Oh, today's live broadcast was so f*ckingly fun! The anchor was molested to death!"

"This puppy is not only cute, but also smart!"

"Upstairs, the owner of the ditch said it just now, but now Si Quan is a famous hunting dog!"

"Damn it! You can rely on your face to make a living, but why are you still working so hard? How can you call other dogs to live!"

"I've decided, I'll start reading tonight! Otherwise, I can't even compare to a dog."

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Cai Xuejun yelled at Li Junge: "Er Pi, don't talk about what you have and what you don't have, and let your dog take my shoes back!"

"Hahaha, the anchor seems to have been deflated today!"

"Caitou, are you sure this is your partner?"

"Anchor, do you really decide to go camping with him? Think about it carefully, hahahaha!"

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He ordered Xia Siquan to pick up Caitou's shoes, and brought Cai Xuejun to his room. Li Junge dragged out the box from under the bed and opened it. It was full of running things.

The equipment of mountain runners in the countryside is quite different from the outdoor survival equipment popular on the Internet. Cai Xuejun has never seen most of them, and he is very curious.Flipping through everything, asking questions there, and displaying them in front of the camera.

While showing these things, Li Junge explained: "It's different from the wilderness survival programs. When we run into the mountains, the more prepared we are, the better. We don't want to go into the mountains with only a hunting knife. I will do it. You may encounter any troubles in the mountains, and it is best to be prepared."

Li Junge and Cai Xuejun patiently explained: "The Paoshanjiang himself has his own incision, which is something like slang. This is 'back', which is a machete, which is used to open the way and cut vines; The dagger is for daily use; there is also your "Fatty Ray" type of hunting knife, which we call "wrist stick"; this is the "shuttle stick", which is a short spear, for self-defense , Sometimes the sack catches a big prey, and it needs to be used to solve it.”

Picking up another black strip of stone, he said to a comb-shaped iron tool: "This is flint and steel, and this is a fire sickle. In fact, it is flint and steel. In fact, as long as it is a hard stone, it can be used as a flint and steel." , Collision with iron will produce sparks, which can be used to ignite fire."

Cai Xuejun was very curious and said, "Then how to judge the hardness of a stone?"

Li Junge said: "As long as the section of the stone can be knocked into a shell-like section, that kind of stone is generally very hard, such as flint and agate, both have this characteristic. It is also because of this that primitive people like to use them to make stone tools."

After speaking, throw them back.

Cai Xuejun said with a smirk: "Huh? Then why don't you take it with you?"

Li Junge also said with a smirk: "Don't think I don't know that you have a magnesium rod! That thing is much more useful than this! Who still uses flint and scythe now? Just keep it as a souvenir."

Someone in the live broadcast room said: "Hahaha, these two traitors! Caitou wants to dig a hole for the ditch master again!"

"Hahaha, but this ditch master is really not easy to cheat!"

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Then he took out another bamboo tube and opened it. The thing inside looked like a piece of high incense used in temples. It was as thick as a thumb. He showed it to the camera and said, "But you can take this with you. This is a fire pocket. Light the front end and blow it out. , Close the lid, you can save the fire for one day, open it when you need to use the fire, take a few breaths on the incense head, and the small flame will start again."

"Damn, do you still have something like this now! These are all old antiques..."

"Oh, my eyes are wide open, I suddenly feel that foreign programs that strip naked and go to the wild to survive are silly..."

"These things are shiny, including the scythe, which really has a primitive beauty..."

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This is Cai Xuejun raised a few more bottles and asked: "Pi Wa, what are these?"

Li Junge explained: "The white bottle is an antidote, which can detoxify snake poison and arrow poison. You should take this with you; the yellow bottle contains insect repellant powder, which can be sprinkled around the camp to prevent the infestation of snakes and insects; the red bottle The bottle is nuxon seed ointment, which is applied on arrows to shoot prey. These things are taboo even in the Miao family, and the recipe is only controlled by a few people, that is, the female Miao doctor, who is called Yaomaer by the mountain people. Here, I know the general idea."

After speaking, he pulled out the plug and smelled it, and said: "It has been broken for too long, and it can't be used."

Cai Xuejun asked: "Erpi, I have always had a question. You said that the prey that was shot with poison is really okay to eat?"

Li Junge said, "I haven't heard of any accidents. It should have been digested during high-temperature processing and digestion. Stuff like Nuxyricorn yangjiao is a traditional Chinese medicinal material."

"Wow, there is such a thing in Ditch Master's house, it feels like entering the world of martial arts. The Tang Sect in the middle of Sichuan, using poison is a must..."

"What is poison? I heard that the Miao family has Gu, and that thing is powerful! Haven't you heard of it just now? The poison is controlled by the mother of the medicine. The legendary Gu seems to be raised by women, and it kills the heartless people at every turn? "

"That one just now, you have a really big brain!"

"Master Ditch, give the host an injection with the nuxon ointment, let us see the effect, anyway, there is an antidote next to it, so I'm not afraid that we won't be able to save it! Hahaha!"

"Hahaha, this is a great idea! Agree!"

Cai Xuejun had black lines on his face: "What's your idea! Don't make trouble!"

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At this time, a fat face appeared at the door, and he said to Li Junge: "Erpi, I heard you are going camping? You have to take me with you, yo, who is this?"

Li Junge introduced: "This is Cai Xuejun from Manzhou, just call him Caitou, this is my buddy Zhu Chaoan, just call him Zhu Erchong!"

"Ouch, another fat man! Hahaha, the nickname Zhu Er Chong is so funny!"

"Master Ditch is going to serve the two fat guys now!"

"I'm suddenly very optimistic about this trip, and there will definitely be a lot of funny things!"

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Li Junge brought the two of them to the back of the house. There was a large cross hanging on the wall, and Li Junge took it down.

"Yo what the hell is this?"

"Wow, the fishing gear on this wall is really awesome! All are handmade bamboo products!"

"Damn it, let me tell you why the ditch master looks so familiar! One of his video posts has become a sensation in the fishing forum!"

"Upstairs, ask for a private link."

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Li Junge cleaned the wooden cross and showed it in front of the camera: "The Yi people are good at bows, and the Miao people are good at crossbows. Everyone knows this. This is the crossbow of the Miao people."

"Oh, let me go. The arm of the crossbow is straight when the string is not hanging. I really didn't recognize it all at once."

"This thing doesn't look small, it's quite heavy!"

"Does Master Ditch want to use it for hunting? I'm looking forward to it!"

"Is this regulated? Can you put something like this at home?"

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Li Junge explained: "Behind our place is Bifeng Mountain, and on the mountain is the Miao village. Other bows and crossbows are not acceptable, but Miao handmade crossbows can be used. This thing has now been listed as an intangible cultural heritage in Qianzhou."

"Don't make trouble upstairs, listen to the ditch master's continuation, I'm watching it with great interest!"

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"Then let me continue. Miao crossbows are made of rock mulberry. There is also a legend that when cutting rock mulberry, the Miao crossbow master will scrape the bottom of the rock mulberry with a knife. If there is a sound in the rock mulberry Go to the top of the tree, cut off the top of the tree with a knife before the sound arrives, and then cut off the bottom before the sound returns, and seal the sound in the wood. The crossbow made of this kind of wood will have spirituality, which is called "God". crossbow'."

"Then there is another legend that the 'Divine Crossbow' sometimes makes a sound inexplicably. At this time, the owner must carry it out for three days, otherwise it may hinder the family."

"Ouch, Master Ditch, don't scare me, it sounds scary!"

"It feels like the wood spirit hiding in the tree was trapped inside the crossbow. It's a sad story."

"That person just now had a really big brain hole, but after thinking about it, it seems that this is indeed the truth."

"Master, are you telling the truth? Master, have you ever seen such a crossbow?"

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Li Junge continued: "I have never seen such a crossbow. The Master said: 'Save it and forget it', everyone will listen to it as a story. Next, we will hang the crossbow."

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