The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard
Chapter 203 The 2 Preserved Eggs Who Want to Get Married
Chapter 203 The Second Pidan Who Wants to Get Married
"Er Pidan, Brother Egg, I really can't help you with this task. Your thinking is different from mine. Jia Zhang can also talk about it. There is no one at home. I really don't have any old lady next to me." If you have the courage, you say that if I go to help you propose a marriage, the old lady will not say anything, and the children in the old lady's house will not be in a hurry with me. They are in a hurry to beat me, so you should hire someone else."
Xu Damao retreated decisively.
Erpidan's request.
Xu Damao is really powerless.
A young man wants to marry an elderly lady. You have done it in one step, but I have also done it in one step.
Can't do it.
Can't do it either.
The expression on Erpidan's face was that full of flavors.
In Xu Damao's eyes, the well-known Erpidan, who is well-known in Beijing's antique world, is such a trashy image.
Except for the old lady, there is only the old lady.
I can't find a big girl?
"Hey."
A sigh flew out of Erpidan's mouth.
"Hey."
Xu Damao followed closely with a sigh.
"Xu Damao, there is no such bully as you."
"Brother Dan, which of the two of us is bullying the other? You do all you can to me. Listen to the things you asked me to do for you. Let's not talk about asking the old lady to propose marriage. Let's talk about marrying a wife. You marry a wife." Asking me, Xu Damao, to help with the following series of things, I feel fresh."
"I'm too lazy to move." Erpidan's voice was unusually righteous.
Laziness is the reason.
I'm lazy and I'm proud.
"Aren't you lazy now?"
"Now I think about it, I have to get married."
"Er Pidan, you still haven't figured it out. If you figured it out, you wouldn't be looking for this old lady."
"Da Mao, can you think about me in this good way."
"The key point is that I can't think of you in such a good way. Just say who you have your eyes on. As long as it's not an old lady, I, Xu Damao, will propose marriage for you regardless of this face."
Xu Damao hastily added.
Facing the fierce brother Erpidan in the courtyard, Xu Damao must think about every step of retreat and countermeasures.
Because Erpidan, who doesn't play cards according to the rules, is very likely to have a crush on a certain man's wife.
Xu Damao is destroying other people's families.
"Let me make it clear that if you fancy someone else's daughter-in-law, I won't recruit her."
"Da Mao, cooperating with my second child is in your heart, either the old lady, or so-and-so's daughter-in-law, am I out of my mind?"
"Who do you think you are?"
"I have a picture of her, let's see how you like it." Er Pidan took out a picture from his pocket and handed it to Xu Damao.
It was fine if Xu Damao didn't look at it, but when he saw that he stayed on the spot, it was as if he had been struck by lightning.
Two preserved egg gods are also.
Brother Nee.
Still a dark-skinned Nee.
First there was Jia Zhang.
After that, there is Brother Hei Ni.
Erpidan has already taken the lead in going to the world, and they have begun to put themselves in their shoes to have further intimate contact with international friends.
Pioneer of the times.
Super fierce.
"Why do you look like this?"
"What kind of expression do you think I should have? You don't want to look for a good big girl, but you have to find a black brother Ni, even if it is a female brother Ni, this appetite, this taste, Erpidan, Mr. Dan, Mr. Dan, you Your taste is too strong, I, Xu Damao, really bow down to you."
"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"
Xu Damao held up the photo that Erpidan handed him, and it clearly showed a black female brother Ni with white teeth.
"Damn, I took the wrong one. It's not this one. This is my client's photo. We didn't take a photo with her to show the word of mouth. It was a modern imitation yesterday. Do you know how much I sold him for?"
"Ten thousand dollars."
"Damn, you're really good. You can guess right. The purchase price is two yuan, and the selling price is [-] dollars. The profit in the middle is gone. This is Brother Ni, but you are right, the skin on Brother Ni That smell, if it wasn't for the money, I would have slapped him out." Erpidan waved his hand violently, "Wait, it seems to be off topic, talking about me marrying a wife, why did the topic of Brother Ni come up? Daughter-in-law, my second child is going to marry a daughter-in-law, this photo."
Xu Damao narrowed his eyes.
Okay.
There was a thick stack of photos, probably more than ten.
This is a picture of a beautiful white woman.
Analysis from the perspective.
Like a candid shot.
Erpidan, this is unrequited love.
Love this thing.
It's hard to describe.
Where there is love at first sight, there is unrequited love.
"what is her name?"
"do not know."
"Which country is she from?"
"do not know."
"You don't know anything, how can I say goodbye for you?"
"I knew she lived in the Capital Hotel. She looks so good-looking, she looks like a fairy in a painting."
Erpidan asked five questions.
The angry Xu Damao was helpless.
When did you learn from Jia Gui?
These words are all plain words that Captain Anqiu Jia said in the past. I don't know the name of that little lady, but I know that she looks good-looking.
"Is there always a room number?"
"Why did you ask her the room number?"
"What else can I do? I have to ask if they have a partner, whether they are married or not, in case their children are all soy sauced, aren't you wasting your time in vain?"
"512."
"I'll take a look sometime."
"Brother, dad, grandpa." Er Pidan's address to Xu Damao rose sharply, from brother to grandpa, spanning three generations in an instant, "Hurry up, don't rush if you are late, she will return to China in three days."
"Let's not mention her matter, what are you going to do with Jia Zhang's side?" Xu Damao is not aimless, everyone in the courtyard knows that Erpi Dan has moved Jia Zhang's family, Qin Huairu also because of this incident I scolded Jia Zhang several times, and because of this incident, Jia Zhang tolerated those immoral practices during the Qin Huai Ru riot.
There is an idiom called hate because of love.
Deep love.
Hate everything.
In case Jiazhang went astray, Erpidan would have to drink a pot anyway.
Erpidan can get married, but Jia Zhang's family must be settled.
This old godmother is not easy to settle.
The expression on Er Pi Dan's face suddenly became gloomy.
Speaking of Jia Zhang.
Full of tears.
I can only blame Erpidan for making this experiential mistake when he was young.
Young and frivolous.
How come there is a weird idea that is in place in one step, and the people who make trouble are neither human nor ghost.
The first time Jiazhang was released was to see if Erpidan was there, and when he didn't see Erpidan, he was very embarrassed. It wasn't until he saw Erpidan that a smile appeared on Jiazhang's face.
old godmother.
What can't be done?
Erpidan's head is getting bigger, and this mental head is visibly wilted to the naked eye.
"Brother Mao, help me."
"Master Dan." Xu Damao's address for Erpi Dan has also been sublimated from Mr. Dan to Master Dan.
This guy.
The things presented must not be simple.
Jia Zhang's or you Erpidan go to the strategy by yourself.
I, Xu Damao, don't have that ability.
How much per minute.
Talk about this saltiness with your erpidan.
"Hurry up and go home. If you're late, you really won't be in a hurry. You won't be able to catch the No. [-] bus."
"Master Mao, help me, if you don't help me, no one will help me." Erpidan hugged Xu Damao's leg, and they all knelt on the ground.
I haven't knelt there yet.
will kneel.
Seeing water stains on the ground, he hurriedly put on a show, "My trousers are a brand name. Hello, everyone likes brand trousers. If they get dirty, I wash them myself. I have nothing wrong with me, just a little lazy, Mr. Mao. Help me, help me, I want to marry a wife." Erpi Dan knelt on Xu Damao's feet.
"Grandpa Dan, it's not that I won't help you, how can I help you? It's not like you don't know the temper of this old godly woman, Mrs. Jia Zhang, unless you carried her behind your back when you married your daughter-in-law."
Xu Damao's eyes suddenly lit up.
If the road is impassable, it is also possible to take a detour.
Don't go all the way to the dark.
With Erpidan's status and economic strength, where can't he go?
They are all earners.
Jiazhang's family has no money, so Erpidan can just hide from Jiazhang.
"Grandpa, I thought of a good way."
"Say."
"You hide from Mrs. Jia and Zhang. After you get married, you don't meet Mrs. Jia and Zhang. Why don't you go back to the courtyard when you are free these days, and scold Mrs. Jia when you see Mrs. Jia acting like a moth? After scolding her a few times, she woke up, so I don't need to teach you the following things."
"That's one way." Erpidan nodded, "Brother Mao, you can still help me."
Xu Damao twitched vigorously the leg that was being held by Er Pidan.
This bastard is pushing his limits.
He must be digging a hole for himself again.
Could it be that Erpidan is going to let me help him into the cave...
At the beginning, Erpidan mentioned such a condition, saying that he and Qin Jingru were married in name, but Xu Damao and Qin Jingru lived together secretly, and said that he didn't mind.
Just Erpidan's virtue.
It is really possible to do such a thing.
"Er Pidan, you have to come in person for things like entering the bridal chamber. I, Xu Damao, can't do anything. If Lou Xiao'e doesn't mention it, Ran Qiuye doesn't mention it, just talk about Yu Haitang, and Yu Haitang won't talk about it. If the three of them know that I will help you with this I'm busy, I guess I don't even have the energy to get off the kang, so you should change someone, change someone else."
Erpidan looked at Xu Damao solemnly, "Brother Mao, what good things do you want? Back then, Erpidan had a need for this, but now that I have grown up, I want to open it up. I will do things like entering the bridal chamber myself." , I mean yours as my witness."
"As a witness, this is fine."
"This is my thank you gift for you. Take it. I have to leave beforehand. Please leave the matter of my wife to Brother Mao." Before leaving, Erpidan ruthlessly disliked Xu Damao, pointing at Xu Damao's table The few things that are said to be antiques, "Brother Mao, you should do your business honestly, the antique industry is too deep, just these things on your table, what Qing Dynasty Qianlong, Xianfeng, this It was last week or last year, you got scammed."
When it was over, he took out a business card from his pocket and stuffed it in Xu Damao's hand.
"When buying antiques, please look for Erpidan. When buying antiques, look for Erpidan. Do business with integrity!"
(End of this chapter)
"Er Pidan, Brother Egg, I really can't help you with this task. Your thinking is different from mine. Jia Zhang can also talk about it. There is no one at home. I really don't have any old lady next to me." If you have the courage, you say that if I go to help you propose a marriage, the old lady will not say anything, and the children in the old lady's house will not be in a hurry with me. They are in a hurry to beat me, so you should hire someone else."
Xu Damao retreated decisively.
Erpidan's request.
Xu Damao is really powerless.
A young man wants to marry an elderly lady. You have done it in one step, but I have also done it in one step.
Can't do it.
Can't do it either.
The expression on Erpidan's face was that full of flavors.
In Xu Damao's eyes, the well-known Erpidan, who is well-known in Beijing's antique world, is such a trashy image.
Except for the old lady, there is only the old lady.
I can't find a big girl?
"Hey."
A sigh flew out of Erpidan's mouth.
"Hey."
Xu Damao followed closely with a sigh.
"Xu Damao, there is no such bully as you."
"Brother Dan, which of the two of us is bullying the other? You do all you can to me. Listen to the things you asked me to do for you. Let's not talk about asking the old lady to propose marriage. Let's talk about marrying a wife. You marry a wife." Asking me, Xu Damao, to help with the following series of things, I feel fresh."
"I'm too lazy to move." Erpidan's voice was unusually righteous.
Laziness is the reason.
I'm lazy and I'm proud.
"Aren't you lazy now?"
"Now I think about it, I have to get married."
"Er Pidan, you still haven't figured it out. If you figured it out, you wouldn't be looking for this old lady."
"Da Mao, can you think about me in this good way."
"The key point is that I can't think of you in such a good way. Just say who you have your eyes on. As long as it's not an old lady, I, Xu Damao, will propose marriage for you regardless of this face."
Xu Damao hastily added.
Facing the fierce brother Erpidan in the courtyard, Xu Damao must think about every step of retreat and countermeasures.
Because Erpidan, who doesn't play cards according to the rules, is very likely to have a crush on a certain man's wife.
Xu Damao is destroying other people's families.
"Let me make it clear that if you fancy someone else's daughter-in-law, I won't recruit her."
"Da Mao, cooperating with my second child is in your heart, either the old lady, or so-and-so's daughter-in-law, am I out of my mind?"
"Who do you think you are?"
"I have a picture of her, let's see how you like it." Er Pidan took out a picture from his pocket and handed it to Xu Damao.
It was fine if Xu Damao didn't look at it, but when he saw that he stayed on the spot, it was as if he had been struck by lightning.
Two preserved egg gods are also.
Brother Nee.
Still a dark-skinned Nee.
First there was Jia Zhang.
After that, there is Brother Hei Ni.
Erpidan has already taken the lead in going to the world, and they have begun to put themselves in their shoes to have further intimate contact with international friends.
Pioneer of the times.
Super fierce.
"Why do you look like this?"
"What kind of expression do you think I should have? You don't want to look for a good big girl, but you have to find a black brother Ni, even if it is a female brother Ni, this appetite, this taste, Erpidan, Mr. Dan, Mr. Dan, you Your taste is too strong, I, Xu Damao, really bow down to you."
"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"
Xu Damao held up the photo that Erpidan handed him, and it clearly showed a black female brother Ni with white teeth.
"Damn, I took the wrong one. It's not this one. This is my client's photo. We didn't take a photo with her to show the word of mouth. It was a modern imitation yesterday. Do you know how much I sold him for?"
"Ten thousand dollars."
"Damn, you're really good. You can guess right. The purchase price is two yuan, and the selling price is [-] dollars. The profit in the middle is gone. This is Brother Ni, but you are right, the skin on Brother Ni That smell, if it wasn't for the money, I would have slapped him out." Erpidan waved his hand violently, "Wait, it seems to be off topic, talking about me marrying a wife, why did the topic of Brother Ni come up? Daughter-in-law, my second child is going to marry a daughter-in-law, this photo."
Xu Damao narrowed his eyes.
Okay.
There was a thick stack of photos, probably more than ten.
This is a picture of a beautiful white woman.
Analysis from the perspective.
Like a candid shot.
Erpidan, this is unrequited love.
Love this thing.
It's hard to describe.
Where there is love at first sight, there is unrequited love.
"what is her name?"
"do not know."
"Which country is she from?"
"do not know."
"You don't know anything, how can I say goodbye for you?"
"I knew she lived in the Capital Hotel. She looks so good-looking, she looks like a fairy in a painting."
Erpidan asked five questions.
The angry Xu Damao was helpless.
When did you learn from Jia Gui?
These words are all plain words that Captain Anqiu Jia said in the past. I don't know the name of that little lady, but I know that she looks good-looking.
"Is there always a room number?"
"Why did you ask her the room number?"
"What else can I do? I have to ask if they have a partner, whether they are married or not, in case their children are all soy sauced, aren't you wasting your time in vain?"
"512."
"I'll take a look sometime."
"Brother, dad, grandpa." Er Pidan's address to Xu Damao rose sharply, from brother to grandpa, spanning three generations in an instant, "Hurry up, don't rush if you are late, she will return to China in three days."
"Let's not mention her matter, what are you going to do with Jia Zhang's side?" Xu Damao is not aimless, everyone in the courtyard knows that Erpi Dan has moved Jia Zhang's family, Qin Huairu also because of this incident I scolded Jia Zhang several times, and because of this incident, Jia Zhang tolerated those immoral practices during the Qin Huai Ru riot.
There is an idiom called hate because of love.
Deep love.
Hate everything.
In case Jiazhang went astray, Erpidan would have to drink a pot anyway.
Erpidan can get married, but Jia Zhang's family must be settled.
This old godmother is not easy to settle.
The expression on Er Pi Dan's face suddenly became gloomy.
Speaking of Jia Zhang.
Full of tears.
I can only blame Erpidan for making this experiential mistake when he was young.
Young and frivolous.
How come there is a weird idea that is in place in one step, and the people who make trouble are neither human nor ghost.
The first time Jiazhang was released was to see if Erpidan was there, and when he didn't see Erpidan, he was very embarrassed. It wasn't until he saw Erpidan that a smile appeared on Jiazhang's face.
old godmother.
What can't be done?
Erpidan's head is getting bigger, and this mental head is visibly wilted to the naked eye.
"Brother Mao, help me."
"Master Dan." Xu Damao's address for Erpi Dan has also been sublimated from Mr. Dan to Master Dan.
This guy.
The things presented must not be simple.
Jia Zhang's or you Erpidan go to the strategy by yourself.
I, Xu Damao, don't have that ability.
How much per minute.
Talk about this saltiness with your erpidan.
"Hurry up and go home. If you're late, you really won't be in a hurry. You won't be able to catch the No. [-] bus."
"Master Mao, help me, if you don't help me, no one will help me." Erpidan hugged Xu Damao's leg, and they all knelt on the ground.
I haven't knelt there yet.
will kneel.
Seeing water stains on the ground, he hurriedly put on a show, "My trousers are a brand name. Hello, everyone likes brand trousers. If they get dirty, I wash them myself. I have nothing wrong with me, just a little lazy, Mr. Mao. Help me, help me, I want to marry a wife." Erpi Dan knelt on Xu Damao's feet.
"Grandpa Dan, it's not that I won't help you, how can I help you? It's not like you don't know the temper of this old godly woman, Mrs. Jia Zhang, unless you carried her behind your back when you married your daughter-in-law."
Xu Damao's eyes suddenly lit up.
If the road is impassable, it is also possible to take a detour.
Don't go all the way to the dark.
With Erpidan's status and economic strength, where can't he go?
They are all earners.
Jiazhang's family has no money, so Erpidan can just hide from Jiazhang.
"Grandpa, I thought of a good way."
"Say."
"You hide from Mrs. Jia and Zhang. After you get married, you don't meet Mrs. Jia and Zhang. Why don't you go back to the courtyard when you are free these days, and scold Mrs. Jia when you see Mrs. Jia acting like a moth? After scolding her a few times, she woke up, so I don't need to teach you the following things."
"That's one way." Erpidan nodded, "Brother Mao, you can still help me."
Xu Damao twitched vigorously the leg that was being held by Er Pidan.
This bastard is pushing his limits.
He must be digging a hole for himself again.
Could it be that Erpidan is going to let me help him into the cave...
At the beginning, Erpidan mentioned such a condition, saying that he and Qin Jingru were married in name, but Xu Damao and Qin Jingru lived together secretly, and said that he didn't mind.
Just Erpidan's virtue.
It is really possible to do such a thing.
"Er Pidan, you have to come in person for things like entering the bridal chamber. I, Xu Damao, can't do anything. If Lou Xiao'e doesn't mention it, Ran Qiuye doesn't mention it, just talk about Yu Haitang, and Yu Haitang won't talk about it. If the three of them know that I will help you with this I'm busy, I guess I don't even have the energy to get off the kang, so you should change someone, change someone else."
Erpidan looked at Xu Damao solemnly, "Brother Mao, what good things do you want? Back then, Erpidan had a need for this, but now that I have grown up, I want to open it up. I will do things like entering the bridal chamber myself." , I mean yours as my witness."
"As a witness, this is fine."
"This is my thank you gift for you. Take it. I have to leave beforehand. Please leave the matter of my wife to Brother Mao." Before leaving, Erpidan ruthlessly disliked Xu Damao, pointing at Xu Damao's table The few things that are said to be antiques, "Brother Mao, you should do your business honestly, the antique industry is too deep, just these things on your table, what Qing Dynasty Qianlong, Xianfeng, this It was last week or last year, you got scammed."
When it was over, he took out a business card from his pocket and stuffed it in Xu Damao's hand.
"When buying antiques, please look for Erpidan. When buying antiques, look for Erpidan. Do business with integrity!"
(End of this chapter)
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