The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 204 The Envy, Jealousy and Hate of the Beasts

Xu Damao first put away Er Pi Dan's business card, then looked at Er Pi Dan's figure going away, and secretly sighed.

Fate makes people.

Don't look at people or things with that old-fashioned perspective, otherwise you will only be the one who suffers.

Erpidan's achievements today really stunned everyone in the courtyard. Including Xu Damao, no one thought that Erpidan, a lazy man, would become a second-hand dealer active in the antique circle in the capital, or a relatively successful second-hand dealer.

Times are changing.

Lazy people have learned to give gifts.

Xu Damao threw the gift Erpidan gave him aside.

It's just a split second.

Xu Damao felt as if he had discovered the greatest miracle in the world. He reached out and took back the gift from Erpidan that he had left on the table.

When starting.

Xu Damao smiled, and looked at the gift in his hand, also full of joy.

He obsessively looked at the gift in his hand, as if seeing a peerless beauty.

Xu Damao really did not expect Erpidan to give him such a big gift.

It's not an antique, but an item worth more than an antique.

In Xu Damao's eyes, he thought so.

This is a pack of instant noodles wrapped in kraft paper.

Instant noodles may be a rotten street item in later generations, but in the current environment, it is absolutely a [-]% rare item.

Xu Damao did not forget himself before time travel. At that time, Xu Damao was still young, and the first thing he did every day was to ask for money, not much, just fifty cents.

Fifty cents is just enough to buy a pack of instant noodles.

The instant noodles at that time were Xu Damao's childhood snacks, and they were delicious after eating.

Xu Damao didn't know when instant noodles and instant noodle companies appeared in China, and he didn't care. Xu Damao only knew that the sales of instant noodles in China before he traveled was an astronomical figure. After all, there is a huge population base. Food companies are not too bad.

Think about how many well-known instant noodle companies in later generations have earned money from the Chinese people.

This may be God's will.

God put this industry in front of himself through the hands of Erpidan.

After the fad is over.

I was preoccupied with tossing about the dairy industry, forgetting that there are other industries waiting for me.

Xu Damao took a bite of the instant noodles.

It is hard, this is the feeling of Xu Damao's hands on the top of the instant noodle cake, and Xu Damao needs a little effort to crush the dough, chewing in his mouth feels like chewing leaves, and the dough still sticks to Xu Damao's cheeks on both sides pain.

Negative Ratings.

Hardly the first downside.

Bad taste is the second disadvantage.

Not to mention the bad taste, the process of chewing the noodles is also not good. The stubble of the noodles hurts the mouth, which makes people unable to enjoy the delicious food pleasure of instant noodles. Instead, people chewing instant noodles feel like spitting out the noodles. Compared with the instant noodles of later generations, the disgusting taste is much worse.

Xu Damao fell into deep thought.

If you start with instant noodles yourself, how can you develop and expand the instant noodle industry?

package.

Taste.

Publicity.

Live together.

and many more.

The most important thing is to figure out how to get instant noodles.

Xu Damao found the business card and was about to call Erpidan.

The result is a waste of time.

There was no phone number on the business card, only an address, and what he returned was the address in the beast courtyard.

……

Erpidan's kennel is really similar to Xu Damao's expectations, typically dirty, messy, poor, even worse than a kennel.

The main thing is that Erpidan's kennel is full of pots and pans, as well as wooden tables, stools and the like.

In a small room, only a row of three-seater sofas in the middle can sit, and the table in front that acts as a coffee table is still full of things.

When Xu Damao came in, Erpidan was introducing the things in his hands to a man and a woman.

The man is a Chinese boy who looks very energetic, handsome and full of vigor.

The woman is an elderly foreigner, in her 40s.

Xu Damao guessed that Erpidan was being fooled again, but none of them was holding a chamber pot in their hands. Yes, it was a chamber pot, and it was a large-sized chamber pot, struggling to show it to the foreigner.

The foreigner is the buyer.

Men are translators.

Xu Damao felt a little familiar.

dog day.

Isn't this chamber pot the one used by He Daming's father in their compound?

this kid.

All kinds of modified tones kept coming out.

"Lesbian, please be careful. This is a unique porcelain in our country. Look at the shape and the decoration on it. This is the chamber pot used by Lord Qianlong in the Qing Dynasty."

The woman spoke a word of English.

"Ms. Mary said, since it was used by Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty, why did it appear here and was used by others."

The handsome young man's retelling didn't bother Er Pi Dan. After being an Er Dao dealer for so long, what kind of person Er Pi Dan looks like?
He had already thought about the reason.

Trends are the best excuse.

"You don't know. Some time ago we were engaged in building a trend here, and many good things were remade. The owner of this chamber pot felt sorry for this chamber pot. In order to avoid the fate of being remade, he gave this chamber pot to a peddler. This How does the peddler know the value? He really used it as a chamber pot, but he really didn’t take this thing as a treasure, otherwise it would have been ruined.”

"Yes."

Two preserved egg noodles pan surprise.

Foreigners usually say this, which means that Erpidan's argument has been successful, and foreigners want to buy it.

What kind of thing is this chamber pot from the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty?

Erpidan gestured an OK gesture, and quoted: "I don't want too much, and you are a customer. I paid 4000 yuan for this thing. How about I charge you 5000 yuan?"

"4000 yuan." The female laowai returned the price in half-baked Chinese.

Xu Damao was startled.

Erpidan was startled.

The female foreigner can speak Chinese.

"You can speak Chinese well. I'll give you some back and you'll go up. How about we settle the deal at 500 yuan? I received 4000 yuan, so you have to let me earn some money anyway." Erpidan also learned to take advantage of the situation and point out Xu Damao said: "I operate with integrity, and I have no problem finding me for antiques. Look, I have another customer here. Four thousand five hundred yuan is not profitable at all."

"Then it's 500 yuan." The foreigner took out money from her purse, and counted 500 yuan to Erpidan.

Xu Damao was a little confused.

He didn't expect that Erpidan's current business money started with US dollars, otherwise why would the female foreigner give Erpidan 500 US dollars.

It's like not seeing each other every day.

Erpidan has grown up.

All at the price of a dollar.

"Hello, sir, nice to meet you." The foreigner who took the chamber pot did not leave in a hurry, but stretched out her hand towards Xu Damao.

"Hello, lady, welcome to our beautiful country." Seeing the foreigner put her hand to his mouth, Xu Damao couldn't help but think of the hand kiss ceremony in foreign countries, holding the finger of the foreigner with his right hand , kissed lightly on the back of the hand.

"You're a gentleman. I think we'll see each other again. Can you tell me your name, sir?"

"Pretty lady, of course, my name is Xu Damao."

"My name is Mary."

……

outside the house.

Jia Zhang, who secretly saw this scene through the gap, yelled loudly, just at the moment when the yelling sound was about to come out of his mouth.

Jia Zhang suddenly thought of something, and abruptly covered his mouth with his hands, confining the terrified scream to his mouth.

at the same time.

Jia Zhang's head also drooped in a daze.

She saw Erpidan.

Mr. Dan is indeed mighty, completely conquering the most shameless old godmother in the courtyard.

When Xu Damao entered the courtyard just now, he also saw Jia Zhang, who was lying on the window and secretly looking at Erpidan through the gap.

Evil fate!

What a damn fate!

According to Jia Zhang's concern for Er Pi Dan, Er Pi Dan wants to get rid of Jia Zhang and marry a foreigner beauty, it seems that the only way to go is to stay away from the capital.

There are many examples of love and hate.

……

Siheyuan has the most.

Most animals.

The changes in Erpidan were noticed by the beasts.

Liu Haizhong, Yan Fugui and the others were so envious, they didn't say anything, but they were extremely upset in their hearts. Why is God so closed-eyed?
The laziest slob ever got rich.

Lazy people can get rich, why can't those people who mistakenly think that they are better than lazy people get rich.

One by one stared at the voyeur Jia Zhang who was lying on the window peeking at Erpidan, and Erpidan, who was well-dressed and sent clients out, with envious and jealous eyes.

"Jia Zhang is so shameless."

"Who made Erpidan rich."

"Er Pidan is a famous lazy man, how did he get his money?"

The eyes of the beasts lit up.

Compared with Jia Zhang's gossip with Er Pi Dan, they want to know how Er Pi Dan got rich.

They are all residents of the same compound, and they all grew up eating cornbread. Why is there such a big gap between people? Erpidan can be rich, but they have no money if they wear suits and shoes every day.

"Do you think Erpidan is going astray?"

The nature of the beasts was suddenly exposed.

Can't see the goodness of others.

As long as you see others living better than yourself, you will think that the other party is not following the right path, but is a family of crooked ways, and there are all kinds of contradictions and belittlements in your words.

"Can't you?"

"What can't be done? Erpidan is a well-known lazy man in the compound. He can marry Jia Zhang in order to get everything right. What can't be done by such a person? He lives in our compound. If something happens, we Do you have to be unlucky too? Second uncle, third uncle, you two uncles have to take care of it, don't let Erpi Dan and a piece of rotten meat ruin the Feng Shui of our compound."

Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui looked at each other, but neither of them spoke, but turned their heads and went back to their respective rooms.

The speaker has no intention.

The listener is interested.

The words of the beasts really reminded Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui.

Erpidan can't be offended.

Also please.

Money is the reason.

……

"Fucking mother, pick a few of these apples and give them to Erpidan later." Yan Fugui told his wife.

"We don't have enough apples for Erpidan."

"You know what, this is an apple?" Yan Fugui pointed to a few apples on the plate, "This is the way Erpidan leads our family to get rich."

"That's right, Er Pidan is a lazy guy, but he actually got rich. God is really eye-opening. How did Er Pidan get rich?"

"Others can't see it, but I can't see it?" Yan Fugui casually pointed to the teapot in front of him, "Er Pidan made his fortune from this."

"teapot?"

"You have been with me for so many years, have you made any progress? Is this a teapot? I'm talking about antique calligraphy and painting. Now that people's lives are better and they have spare money, they want to collect something. Erpidan relies on this to make money. wealth." Yan Fugui shook his head and shouted, "Gold in troubled times, antiques in prosperous times. I am such a smart person, I didn't consider this aspect, I made a mistake, I made a mistake."

"Then I'll take it to Erpidan."

……

Liu Haizhong's daughter-in-law said to Liu Haizhong in a sour tone: "Old Liu, this world is really strange. Yan Fugui's daughter-in-law sent apples to Erpidan. When did his family become so generous?"

Leaning his back in the bangs on the back of the chair, he stretched his neck and looked out the window.

"You don't understand, these people are very shrewd, they must see the profit and want to get benefits from Erpidan, they don't even think about who Erpidan is."

"Old Liu, do we have to give Erpidan something too?"

"Send things? He's beautiful. It's not that I don't know Erpidan's way of making money. He makes his fortune by selling pots and cans. Erpidan can be a lazy guy. How can I be the workshop director of a rolling mill in my bangs?" .”

"You have an idea?"

"A man has no external wealth to be rich, and a horse has no night grass to be fat. If you want to be rich, you have to use the sword." Liu Haizhong untied his trouser belt and put his hand into his crotch. His money was sewn on the top of his underwear. .

Mainly to guard against those unfilial sons.

A thick stack of banknotes appeared in Liu Haizhong's hands, and it smelled like urine.

"You look after the house, I'll go out for a walk."

"Old Liu, you."

"I'll go to the stalls outside to see if I can sell some good things."

……

Inside the second preserved egg house.

Xu Damao said to Erpidan: "Mr. Dan, you are completely changing the gun from the shotgun to the gun, and the bull is getting bigger."

"It's just for dinner, Brother Mao, why are you here?" Erpidan Zhu Bajie possessed himself, and kept talking to the woman, and said anxiously: "Did that happen?"

"The thing about you marrying a beautiful foreigner?"

Erpi Dan raised his voice.

"How long has it been? It's less than 10 minutes. Allow me a few days."

"Brother Mao, hurry up, this is my brother's lifelong event, I can't wait any longer, I'm in a hurry, you have some snacks, you hurry up."

"What am I doing?"

"Go to the beautiful foreigner and say kiss, I am anxious to marry that beautiful foreigner."

"This is not in a hurry."

"in a hurry."

"Not in a hurry."

"Brother, I'm in a hurry."

"I know you're in a hurry. After talking about my affairs, I'll go find the beautiful foreigner."

"I know what you're referring to. Is it the matter of me earning a dollar?"

(End of this chapter)