The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 238 Boss Egg, a fierce man

Xu Damao, who escaped from the encirclement of the beasts, met Erpidandanzong who fled outside the courtyard.

Dan Zong's hiding place is awesome.

Men's restroom.

This is because Jia Zhang was forced to have no place to escape, and in desperation hid in the men's toilet that Jia Zhang could not enter, nor could he enter.

The thing that surprised Xu Damao was not that Mrs. Jia Zhang frightened Erpidan into the toilet, but that he poked his head out of the men's toilet to see if Jia Zhang was there. What, it gave Xu Damao the feeling that Erpidan was hiding in the toilet and stealing food.

Xu Damao somehow thought of a trick.

Why are you hiding in the toilet and eating shit!
He narrowed his eyes slightly, narrowed his gaze, and carefully sized Erpidan in the toilet. At that time, Xu Damao was full of admiration for Erpidan, like the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky.

Suddenly, the second brother, preserved egg, will always be a fierce brother, and will not change his crazy super high ambition just because of the change of location.

ruthless.

Be cruel to others.

Be cruel to yourself.

There is no trace of dough cake residue at the corner of Erpidan Mengren's mouth, which vaguely looks like instant noodles produced by Xu Damao Instant Noodle Factory.

Xu Damao had countless goosebumps all over his body.

Erpidan has a good appetite.

The toilet at this time is not the kind of water-flush toilet, it is a dry toilet. The cleaners clean it every once in a while. The smell inside is really pungent. When Xu Damao lived in the courtyard, he had to wear it every time he went to the toilet. Face mask.

Erpidan secretly ate instant noodles in the smelly dry toilet.

With such behavior, it is hard to prevent Xu Damao from telling Er Pi Dan that you are really fierce.

"Da Mao."

"Brother Dan, aren't you chewing instant noodles?" Xu Damao still had a little luck in his heart. In case he misread, Erpidan was not chewing food, but cursing Jia Zhang silently, but Don't blame Boss Egg.

One dares to ask.

A dare to answer.

Yes, two words, Erpidan said it lightly, as if eating instant noodles in the toilet was a common thing for him, his tone was flat, and the expression on his face was also unusually calm, that's it There was a bit of uneasiness in his eyes, and when he answered Xu Damao's question, his eyeballs rolled around, as if he was wary of something.

Xu Damao smiled dryly.

Of course he knew who Erpidan was touching.

Besides Jia Zhang, there are others.

At this time, it was Jia Zhang who frightened Er Pi Dan, and then it was Er Pi Dan who frightened Jia Zhang.

karma.

"Master Niu's instant noodles are produced by your factory." Erpidan praised Xu Damao's instant noodles, "Don't mention it, the taste of this instant noodles is much better than the old instant noodles before."

"Improved the taste and changed it to fried instant noodles."

"Let me tell you, the taste of chewing in your mouth is much more fragrant, and it doesn't prick your mouth anymore."

"We will release this special dry instant noodles in a while."

"Is this stuff divided into dry and non-dry?"

"I gave it points."

"I will have a good taste then."

Two people are separated by a toilet wall, one is inside the toilet, the other is outside the toilet, chatting about the content of eating.

The scene and painting style are really weird.

"Da Mao, do you see if the old lady is here?"

Xu Damao found that Erpidan's voice trembled involuntarily when he mentioned Jia Zhang's family. This trembling was still the panic hidden in his bones.

"No, I didn't see the old woman on the way out, Mr. Dan, I found out that my boss calls you grandpa."

"I don't have a grandson as old as you."

"As far as your behavior of eating instant noodles in the toilet, I, Xu Damao, will bow down. In addition, there is also the matter of the old woman. You are a real bullshit. You have made an old woman stunned and moved her mind. I want to marry you Erpidan."

"Xu Damao, Grandpa Xu, are you still interrupting me at this time? I'm young and ignorant, and I should be. Why did I think of the idea of ​​one step at a time?"

"I don't have a grandson as old as you." Xu Damao returned to Er Pi Dan what Er Pi Dan had joked with him just now.

"Grandfather, father." Erpidan changed his address to Xu Damao, if he hadn't been forced by Jia Zhang, he would have hidden in the toilet to eat instant noodles.

"No."

"Then I'm going out, let's talk, I happen to have something to ask you."

Erpidan came out of the toilet step by step in a ghostly manner, took a step, and looked at the surrounding environment, lest Jia Zhang would catch him by surprise and kill him.

It's really embarrassing us.

This was all forced into something by Jia Zhang.

Xu Damao looked at the cautious Erpidan speechlessly, unable to utter a word, only sighed.

Erpidan is Erpidan, not taking the usual path.

"Really he's not here." Erpi Dan looked around for a while, but he never saw Jia Zhang's figure, and the heart that was hanging in mid-air fell to the ground.

"Why did I lie to you?"

"Father." Er Pi Dan's address to Xu Damao's father scared Xu Damao almost to the ground.

"Don't call me daddy, I don't have a son like you."

"From today onwards, you are my father. You have to find a way for me about the old woman. If he continues like this, I will definitely go crazy."

Erpidan's face showed a kind of depression that Xu Damao couldn't understand, which was a kind of depression that synthesized various complex emotions.

Xu Damao is really powerless. Even a fool can see Jia Zhang's thoughts on Erpidan. It used to be confined to the courtyard, but now it has flown out of the courtyard and turned into the entire alley, and even the entire rolling mill. Everyone knows that Mrs. Jia Zhang is going to marry a young man.

What was even more speechless was that some people even went to the bottom of the matter and asked about the ins and outs of this matter.

all of a sudden.

Erpi Dandan has always become a celebrity known far and wide.

This kind of one-step idea made many people applaud, and they had to give their thumbs up and say to Erpidan that you are a god.

"How about hiding out of the courtyard?" Xu Damao suggested.

Can't afford to offend.

can afford to hide.

"I went to that Taoist priest again yesterday. He said that my fate was tied to the courtyard. I would be in danger of my life if I left the courtyard at any time. Let alone hiding, I would not be able to return to the courtyard within five days."

Xu Damao frowned.

Things are so evil?
Why didn't he meet Xu Damao?

In just an instant, Xu Damao overturned his conclusion.

I have traveled through time, what else is impossible to happen, maybe the great Siheyuan fierce brother Erpidan is really bound to the courtyard.

"Da Mao, I didn't believe it at first. I haven't returned to the courtyard for a week. Guess what happened to me, and do my best."

Erpidan counted his fingers and told Xu Damao about his bad luck.

The Taoist said only eight words.

Fire and water disasters, everything goes wrong.

When I was eating fried dough sticks, I was almost choked to death by fried dough sticks.

When drinking soy milk, I was almost scalded to death by soy milk.

While taking the chopsticks, the table was overturned, and Erpidan sat down on the ground, hurting his buttocks from the fall, and the two chopsticks in his hand were broken, and the broken chopsticks also scratched Erpidan's hands with blood.

While walking on the road, he bumped his head into a tree by the side of the road and got a big bump on his forehead.

While squatting on the toilet, a few unlucky children threw Erki's feet into the toilet, allowing Erpidan to truly experience the grand scene of a handful of feces flying straight.

On the bus, it was obviously a dime, but in the end Ruba threw five yuan into the coin box.

In a word.

Even if he was sitting still, something unlucky happened to Erpi Dan, and a pigeon flying by in the sky dropped a bubble of pigeon dung on his head.

(End of this chapter)