The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 239
piles.

one piece.

It's all the blood and tears that Erpidan can't tell.

Xu Damao had another thought in his mind, he always felt that what Er Pidan said seemed to him somewhere, it was very familiar, and he thought it was extremely classic.

Fire and water disaster.

Everything goes wrong.

thought for a moment.

Dazed, he didn't think of a reason, so he came up with the idea of ​​comforting Boss Dan.

Erpidan was misfortune by Jia Zhang's family, even if Jia Zhang's family didn't succeed in the end, the mere intimidation would scare Erpidan's courage to pieces.

Boss Dan must be comforted.

The mouth just moved, and the words of comfort have not yet come out of Xu Damao's mouth.

Squatting next to Xu Damao, Erpidan, who was in a state of running for his life at any time, yelled loudly, his two half-squatting legs seemed to be equipped with springs, and bounced Erpidan's body a foot away from the ground, and his two big feet followed Rubbing vigorously on the ground, he jumped onto the toilet with Erpidan's body three times, and disappeared in the toilet in a blink of an eye.

I go.

this is.

Xu Damao, who was in a daze, heard the sound of an object falling to the ground from the toilet, and the object was still heavy, followed by Erpidan's screaming.

Erpidan won't fall into the latrine, right?

Xu Damao had an extremely bold idea.

When he was hesitating whether to go in and check the situation, a limping figure slowly came out of the toilet. This was a person Xu Damao didn't know.

"vomit."

The disgusting feeling came to Xu Damao, and he was about to vomit while covering his mouth.

Did this man fall into the latrine?

Why is there poop all over my body.

It was this man who stopped a figure who jumped over Xu Damao at the door of the toilet.

Seeing that figure, Xu Damao finally understood why Erpidan jumped into the toilet like a cat.

Here comes the tiger.

The old godmother Jia Zhang came out suddenly, scaring Erpi Dandan into the toilet.

One thing falls one thing.

Erpidan can only be frightened by an old godmother.

Jia Zhang, this shameless old godly woman, really went all out to get Erpi Dan, she didn't know where she was hiding, she waited by the door of the toilet, and wanted to rush into the toilet regardless, and put the second The preserved eggs were taken out of the toilet.

Such an all-out approach really refreshed Xu Damao's three views.

Jia family.

No, no.

Qin Huairu's mother-in-law and Qin Huairu all have this kind of style, they can do anything for a man, they also complied with that sentence, it's not that the family does not enter the house.

"Old lady, this is the men's room."

"I know."

Jia Zhang's tone made that poop man turn his head and look at the handwriting outside the toilet. He thought he had entered by mistake, and after confirming the male character, he mentioned it again.

"This is the men's room, the women's room is over there."

"I don't go to the toilet, I look for someone."

Brother poop feels strange, men and women are different, even if you are looking for someone, you can't find it in the men's room, your tone is so righteous, there is no embarrassment at all, what are you doing.

"You can't go in to find someone, it's convenient for many people inside."

On Jia Zhang's face, there was an expression of contempt that Xu Damao could clearly see.

Despise that fellow poop, despise the words of fellow poop.

Jia Zhang is over 60 years old, what kind of storms and waves have he not experienced?What's all the fuss about?Have you ever seen it?Isn't it the difference between big and small!
It can also become two at once.

Nonsense.

"I do not care."

"I know who you are now, you are Jia Zhang's." Jia Zhang's shameless behavior finally let my dear friend know who she is.

Besides the shameless Jia Zhang, who else could it be?

"You know me?"

"Qin Huairu's mother-in-law, great grandma, I'm really surprised. If you don't look for so many old men, why do you insist on making trouble for other young men?"

Mrs. Jiazhang's complexion darkened, and she said displeasedly: "The old men are allowed to be fond of young girls, and we old ladies are not allowed to be fond of young boys. How can we say that? My old woman is fond of the second-aged eggs in our compound. What can you do to me? ? You control the sky and the earth, and you can still control my old lady's rare second egg?"

"Old lady, are you playing tricks on me? I was going to change my clothes, but I just showed you this attitude. If I don't change, let's have a good talk. Whoever retires first will be the grandson."

Xu Damao, who was standing behind watching the play, admired Brother Piao's self-sacrificing behavior for others.

My role model.

"I won't talk to you, I'll talk to Eggy." Jia Zhang yelled at Erpidan who was hiding in the men's room, "Eggy, Eggy, come out, I know you're in there, and I know you If you can hear my voice, I just want to have a good talk with you, about the two of us."

Erpidan remained silent.

what did you say?

What can I say?

The avoidance attitude is the best proof.

is to refuse.

A blatant refusal.

Yes disagree.

"Eggy, you said something, did you not hear it? Or do you not want to answer my question? I, Zhang Tiantian, swear to God, I really care about you. At first you said that you wanted to do it all in one step, and wanted to marry my old lady." , In this way, you will have a son and daughter-in-law, as well as a grandson and granddaughter. My wife really dare not. I have been a widow all my life and I am afraid of being gossiped. Being laughed at, I'm all about you, Eggy, don't dislike my old lady for being old, being old has its advantages."

Xu Damao's worries are groundless.

Jia Zhang really spoke out this advantage, and also mentioned one, two or three advantages.

"As the saying goes, a third-year girl hugs gold bricks, and my wife is thirty years older than you, which is equivalent to Dandan. You hugged more than ten gold bricks at once. This is the envy of others. Older women know how to love others." , I will treat you like a son, Dandan, did you hear that, without you, I don’t know how to live, if you ignore me, my wife will die.”

Xu Damao's brain buzzed and exploded.

He had a new speculation about Jia Zhang's nostalgia for Erpidan.

Jia Zhang may not really like Erpidan, she may be imprisoned because of sticks, her heart is extremely empty, and she needs a diversion target.

The stick is everything to Jiazhang. Jiazhang has said more than once that when the stick is gone, she Jiazhang doesn't want to live anymore.

Erpidan is a substitute for sticks, and Jia Zhang used Erpidan as a stick.

Xu Damao's eyes were on Jia Zhang's face, and Jia Zhang's eyes were filled with a kind of crazy admiration, which overturned Xu Damao's previous speculation.

If Erpidan plays the role of a stick, Jia Zhang's eyes are the love of grandma for her grandson, but what Xu Damao sees in Jia Zhang's eyes is only a morbid love that is crazy to the bone.

Jia Zhang started to attack the men's restroom.

"Eggy, come out, come out."

inside the toilet.

The men squatting in the pit all stared at Erpidan.

"Brother, you can. An elderly lady is dying for you. Don't you think you should go out and explain the situation?"

"How dare I? I went out, can I come back?" Erpidan choked at the man who let him go out, "You don't take your shit well, why do you care about my idle things? "

"I can't poop. Besides, have you ever seen a person who poops in pants?"

"puff!"

"Brother, you can."

"It's an eggplant. I haven't taken off my fucking pants, they're all in them."

The muscles on Erpidan's face trembled unnaturally a few times. This man was pulled in his pants, and he was still pulled in his crotch by Jia Zhang's fright.

(End of this chapter)