The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 261

The courtyard beasts who want to watch a play.

Suddenly, he was stunned by a thunderous news.

The stick has lost his mind.

The Jiazhang family was so frightened that they didn't even dare to stay in the house, they all stood in the courtyard trembling, and asked the beasts to help them make up their minds, and see what to do? .

For Jia Zhang, the old white-eyed wolf, he has lost his mind.

The beasts were divided into two factions.

Believe it or not.

One faction doesn't believe it.

Both sides have their own reasons.

Generally speaking.

Most of the people who don't believe it, they think this is another plan made by the Jia family, and the target is still the house in the courtyard.

Talk like a lunatic.

In the name of nerves.

To achieve the purpose of intimidating the beasts in the courtyard, and then forcing the beasts in the courtyard to agree to the previous proposal of Jia Zhang, use discarded bricks to build a small house of seven or eight square meters at the junction of the middle courtyard and the backyard, for the sticks to live in, and for the sticks to live in. Marry a daughter-in-law.

Nice idea.

But the beasts are not vegetarian.

Just one word.

Do not believe.

Everyone has the expression that you, Jia Zhang, don't want to take us for idiots, we have seen through your Jia Zhang's dog tricks.

There are only seventeen or eighteen people who believe Jia Zhang's statement.

Who would talk about his own grandson.

They looked at those who didn't believe what Jia Zhang said, and they wanted to wave their hands and slap these people a few times.

Quite a shrewd person.

Why are you so confused at this time?
Stick nerves.

This is a good thing.

Don't say that the stick is really crazy, even if the stick is not nervous, it is pretending to be crazy, we have to treat it as a real thing.

The starting point is different.

Those who don't believe it is to prevent Jia Zhang from building houses indiscriminately.

Xu Damao said that there are some open spaces in the courtyard, and the places where houses can be built are becoming rarer and rarer.

A situation where there are more wolves and less meat.

There must be someone who can't grab the place.

Based on the idea that I don't have it and you can't have it, the beasts fundamentally cut off Jia Zhang's idea of ​​building a house with the theme of not being able to see others' good thoughts, and they even resented those who believed Jia Zhang's nonsense People think that those people's brains are all muddled, and Jia Zhang's such a clumsy plan can't be seen through.

in turn.

Those who believe in Jia Zhang's words also see those who have to believe Jia Zhang's words, thinking that these people don't use their brains, so they can't see such a situation that is beneficial to them. The opportunity to drive the stick out of the courtyard, the stick is no longer in the courtyard, is there still a need for Jia Zhang to build a house with discarded bricks?
The beasts on both sides have their own reasons.

No one will let anyone.

This situation.

It was beyond Jia Zhang's expectation, and Jia Zhang, whose eyes were like cow dung, stared at those arguing people with a shocked expression on his face.

How to tell the truth yourself.

These people don't believe it.

How can I tell nonsense with my sticky reputation.

"Third Lord, what my old lady said is the truth, BangGou really lost his mind, and said things for a while, and things for a while, you have to believe my old lady."

The expression on Jia Zhang's face was extremely bitter, and the stick was insane. Her grandma was the most anxious and worried.

The stick is crazy, which girl is willing to marry a psychopath?

Isn't it just waiting for Jia's family to die out?
Extinct.

It was not the result Jia Zhang wanted to see.

Shazhu's family can go extinct, but their Jia's can't.

I asked the beasts in the courtyard for advice, with the idea of ​​asking the beasts to help. I heard that as long as the money is in place, the disease of insanity can be cured.

Erdong's daughter-in-law interjected before Yan Fugui could speak: "Mr. Jia Zhang, I know what you think. You think that if you make up a stick, you will get insane, and we will be afraid. You can do whatever you want with me." Building a house in a courtyard, what good things do you want? My daughter-in-law of Erdong has seen all your tricks of Jia Zhang’s dog, you have a good idea, I bah, let me tell you, we people are..."

When the words after the word were about to jump over Erdong’s daughter-in-law’s teeth and fly out of her mouth, Erdong’s wife was stunned on the spot as if someone had acupointed her, watching the stick come out of the room in a daze, silly Seeing what the stick was doing, she forcibly swallowed the words that were about to cross her teeth and swallowed them back into her stomach.

Not to mention Erdong's daughter-in-law, even the other beasts stayed in place, looking at the stick like a wooden man.

After the unlucky boy Banggen came out of the house, he picked up the chamber pot of Old He Tou's house next to him, and swung his neck to drink up the urine of Old He Tou inside.

drink urine.

After drinking, he licked his lips with his tongue, with that kind of memorable expression on his face.

Can a good person drink urine?
No.

Who is the person who blinks his mouth after drinking urine?

madman.

Or it's a fool.

The beasts suddenly felt a little cold, especially those who didn't believe Jia Zhang's remarks just now. A thought came to everyone.

Could it be true what Jia Zhang said.

Stickies are really crazy.

Otherwise, how to explain the scene of drinking urine.

"Bang, why are you doing that?"

"Drink water." Bang Gan looked at Jia Zhang who asked him, then glanced at the stunned beasts around Jia Zhang, and said, "What are you doing? Is there another big courtyard meeting, isn't it?" Has Xu Damao’s chicken been lost? As for mobilizing people like this? I know who stole Xu Damao’s chicken, that unlucky child Qin Huairu stole it.”

Jia Zhang was speechless.

Just now, they called Uncle Xu one by one, calling them affectionate, and warned them not to speak ill of Xu Damao.

In the end, he turned his head and turned into Xu Damao.

He also called himself Qin Huairu's child.

Stick this brain?

"Baitie, do you know who I am?"

"You are my grandma. I'm not crazy. I don't even recognize my own grandma." Stick put the chamber pot in his hand on the spot, and clicked his mouth, "Why is this tea so sweet? Grandma, did you give it to me?" I put sugar?"

Urine smells nasty.

Why is it still sweet?
The old man of He Daming's family had a smug smile on his face.

diabetes.

"Let's go." Bang Geng suddenly yelled at Xiao Dang, Huai Hua and Qin Jingru who were still stunned on the spot.

"Brother, where are you going?" Xiaodang and Huaihua both felt a little scared, what would they do for the weak girls if the stick got sick?
"There are stalls in the night market, what do we eat if we don't? How can I drink sugar water?" Bang Gan pointed to the chamber pot next to him, "I earn money to buy sugar water for myself."

"Brother, it's only past three o'clock in the afternoon." Huaihua tremblingly thought of a reason to decline, she really didn't want to go out with Banggen to set up a stall.

Who made Sticky is a lunatic.

Sophora japonica did not pretend to be pitiful, it was the panic from the bottom of her heart that was at work.

What about relatives?

If the stick really fell ill, it would be the end of the relatives not recognizing it.

Protect yourself from stick terriers.

"Xiaodang, Huaihua, your brother is right, what do you eat if you don't set up a stall, your brother told you to go now, this is to occupy a good place, you can't sweep away your brother's kindness."

The beasts who were sure that Bang Geng was crazy, didn't dare to stimulate Bang Geng too much, and they all told Xiao Dang and the others to leave quickly according to Bang Geng's intention.

"Who stipulated that the night market has to be held at night? It can also be done during the day. If you go early, you can get a good place, and the business will be good. If you go late, there will be no good place, and the business will not be good."

"Xiaodang, Sophora japonica, you go first, we will cheer you on tonight."

"Why are you still standing there, let's go, this is the place where the night market has stalls, so I won't be there if it's late."

……

The beasts have always been cautious in doing things.

In order to prevent the neuropathy of the stick from going back, a person was sent to wait at the door, and the rest of the beasts started a heated discussion about whether the stick would stay or not.

One hundred percent of the beasts all agree.

The stick can't stay.

Got a neuropathy, how to stay?
Something really happened.

Who can take this responsibility.

The beasts really know how to show off, obviously to drive away sticks, but they have found a high-end and elegant name for themselves, and the so-called apologetic expression is still on the face, and this apologetic expression is also facing each other. Jia Zhang, looking at it, Jia Zhang really doesn't know what to say.

They're all beasts, why are you playing this with me?
When I, Mrs. Jia Zhang, is a fool, what do you guys think?

I bother.

If it was normal, Jia Zhang would have to make a fuss, crying, making trouble, and hanging herself again and again, but it was a matter of stickiness, and Jia Zhang didn't dare because she knew the situation she was facing.

For the stick.

To endure.

The stick got nervous and didn't know how to eat or drink. If he was kicked out of the courtyard, he would be dead.

"Neighbors, my wife has done a lot of wrong things before, I am sorry for you, and please see that my wife has lived in the same compound as you for many years, please help my wife, the stick is ours. The root of the Jia family, he is crazy, our Jia family will be extinct, and my wife has no face to see Dad and Grandpa Stick."

The beasts did not speak.

It's not that they don't talk, but they are all planning to let others stand out first, in the hope that others will do things that offend Jia Zhang and be hated by Jia Zhang.

Erdong's daughter-in-law was pushed out.

"Mother Huairu, what are you talking about? Did you say that? There is a saying that a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. After living in a compound for so many years, it is false to have no feelings. This child, Banggen, we people I watched him grow up, although he was a bit naughty when he was young."

For Erdong's daughter-in-law, it's obvious to pick up the good ones.

The sticks are crazy, and they still care about Jia Zhang?
"Whose child is not naughty? If this child is not naughty, it will be a bad thing. It stands to reason that we should all help out if such a big thing happened to the stick, but we have all seen the scene of the stick just now. I was so confused that I didn't distinguish between tea and urine, and drank all of Uncle He's urine in one gulp."

The beasts nodded one by one.

They are all witnesses to the matter of stick stems drinking urine.

"The sticks have drank their urine. If something happens to this, we really can't take the responsibility. I heard that Ding San in the courtyard in front is also a lunatic. He fell ill at night and sent them to the courtyard My uncle was tied to a tree and was almost bitten to death by mosquitoes, but the stick was left in our courtyard, who will take care of it if something happens?"

Erdong's daughter-in-law kicked the ball to Yan Fugui.

"Third master, you are the third master of our compound, you can make up your mind, we have nothing to say about this child, Banggen, and Huairu's mother is also quite pitiful, we will do whatever you tell us to do, we will obey unconditionally You are the master in charge of this compound."

Yan Fugui looked at Erdong's wife who kicked the ball to him with a complicated expression.

This woman was blatantly threatening him.

Stick nerves.

Definitely can't stay in the courtyard house.

This is a fact.

But how to send the sticks away.

It's still a problem.

Just as Jia Zhang felt sorry for the stick, and really wanted to send the stick away, Jia Zhang really dared to go to Yan Fugui's house to drink medicine.

This matter needs to be considered in the long term.

Better to think of a way to get the best of both worlds.

Not only did he not offend Jia Zhang, but he could perfectly drive the stick out of the courtyard.

Yan Fugui was a bit confused and couldn't think of an idea. He suddenly felt that the status of the man in charge of the compound was a bit hot, and he didn't benefit, and he was an offender.

"This, this, awesome, what should I say, awesome, I think."

Yan Fugui, who groaned for a while, didn't think of a good solution. He turned his head and saw Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai who were watching the play, and dragged these two old bastards into the water at that time.

"His first uncle, his second uncle, you also have to help make up your mind about the matter of this child, Banggen. A good child, Banggen, is suffering from madness, which is a problem for everyone in our compound."

Yan Fugui threatened all the animals in the entire compound.

Stick has a mental illness. If he really falls ill, he doesn’t recognize anyone. He doesn’t know that you are his uncle, and you are his second uncle, and he will fuck you if he should.

This matter concerns everyone's interests, and no one can stand by and let me make up my mind.

"The appearance of the stick is obviously not suitable for staying in the compound."

"Whoever catches the stick, my old lady will fight desperately."

"Huairu mother, can you stop for a while, we are thinking about the stick, the stick can't stay in the compound, and we can't wander on the street, I mean, should we raise some money and give the stick to Send him to the hospital, I heard that there is a hospital that specializes in treating neuropathy."

When it comes to money.

The beasts all retreated.

The stick has a mental illness, why should we pay for it?
No money.

Not fatally.

Also drove the sticks away.

I don't know who.

Thinking of Xu Damao.

Anyone in the courtyard can say that they have no money, but Xu Damao can't say that he has no money. People who can spend 1 yuan to buy a pattern can have no money.

In the absence of Xu Damao, a group of beasts Qiqi agreed to ask Xu Damao to pay for the treatment of the neuropathy.

As for who informed Xu Damao.

After discussion and research, the courtyard sent a delegation headed by Yan Fugui, Liu Haizhong, Yi Zhonghai, He Daqing, and Erdong's wife to meet Xu Damao. They had a cordial meeting on Xu Damao's need to pay for the treatment of his mental illness. .

The beasts went to the dumpling building first, and the person in charge of the dumpling building said that Xu Damao had gone to Sanyang Dairy. The helpless beasts were reluctant to take a car and rushed to Sanyang Dairy on foot in order to save money, but they were told by the person in charge of Sanyang Dairy, They said that Xu Damao drove to the ice cream factory just now, and the beasts gritted their teeth and walked to the ice cream factory. Xu Damao was still there, saying that they were called to the instant noodle factory, and the beasts gritted their teeth and persisted to the instant noodle factory.

This time.

The beasts were not disappointed.

Xu Damao is really there.

In the reception room.

The beasts saw Xu Damao.

(End of this chapter)