The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 262

Seeing the sleepy, hungry, thirsty, panting, hot and sweaty look of the beasts in front of him, Xu Damao felt secretly amused.

He heard reports from his subordinates that these beasts were looking for him, and he knew that these beasts didn't hold their farts well.

Otherwise, these beasts would not have traveled a small twenty miles.

This is Xu Damao's masterpiece.

It's time to walk the dog.

As a member of the courtyard house, Xu Damao was too aware of the nature of these beasts, Xu Damao did not arrange for anyone to serve tea to the beasts, and went straight to the topic and asked the beasts what they wanted from him.

This straight to the point situation made the beasts a little unhappy, they ran for twenty miles in broad daylight, and when they arrived at your place, you didn't even have a cup of tea.

This is hospitality?

Too stingy!

Didn't Yan Fugui say that Xu Damao would entertain these neighbors with iced drinks? Where is the drink?I didn't even have a sip of tea together!
"Da Mao."

"Third Master, this place can't be called Da Mao, but Mr. Xu."

On the spot, a beast gave Yan Fugui a two-to-nil score, and sold Yan Fugui completely.

This sucks.

Xu Damao laughed.

"It doesn't matter. I have something to talk about. I have a meeting later." Xu Damao pointed to the watch on his wrist, urging the beasts to fart as soon as possible.

"Who will start? How about the second uncle?"

"All right, all right, let me tell you." Liu Haizhong leaned his body back slightly.

Don't say it.

This chair is really comfortable.

In the comfortable bangs, I want to buy one for myself.

"Da Mao, this chair of yours is nice. Did you buy it from the Friendship Store? It's really comfortable to lean against it."

"Second uncle, what are you talking about all the time, let's get straight to the point, Da Mao will have a meeting later, it's a great thing."

Xu Damao looked at Yan Fugui who interrupted, thinking what's wrong with the stick?
Xu Damao still doesn't know about the fact that the stick has lost his mind. He thinks that the beasts came to find him because of the accommodation of the stick.

Guys in their 20s can't live in the same room with their younger sister or grandma.

There is always a place to live.

Xu Damao is the only one who can solve the housing problem in the courtyard.

Xu Damao basically didn't live in the house in the courtyard, so he just went back every five or six days.

Xu Damao wondered if the beasts had set their minds on his house, and planned to let the stick block Xu Damao's house, and then pay some rent.

Money or not is not important.

The key point is that Xu Damao's house doesn't want to give sticks.

No reason, just don't want to.

"I live in a big courtyard, I don't see you when I look down, and I don't go back very often. The house is temporarily lent to Bang Geng to live in. I, Xu Damao, have to..."

"Da Mao, you're wrong. We didn't want you to lend the house to BangGiao. It's because BangGiao has lost his mind. He's crazy. He's completely insane."

Xu Damao froze in place.

Sticks are crazy.

How can this be?

Xu Damao's first thought was that this was a trap, a trap conceived by Jia Zhang or Bang Geng, in order to be able to build a house privately.

So Xu Damao didn't believe it.

"Da Mao, don't believe it. If the stick is not crazy, we people can't come to you. The stick is really crazy. He picked up Mr. He Daming's chamber pot and drank the urine in one gulp. It was clean, and when it was finished, he continued to tap his mouth, saying that the taste was a bit sweet, if he was sober-minded, he couldn’t tell the difference between a chamber pot and a teacup, and he said it tasted good, he must be crazy.”

Those who have good things told Xu Damao in detail about sticks, drinking urine and other messy things.

Xu Damao looked at the talking beast, and was still skeptical about the fact that the stick had gone crazy.

What happened to drinking urine?
Drinking urine is not enough to prove that the stick is crazy.

The ancients also pretended to be crazy and ate dung.

Moreover.

The beasts only saw the scene of the stick holding the chamber pot and drinking urine.

The beasts don't know what's in the chamber pot, whether it's real urine, or other stuff used to deceive the beasts.

What if the chamber pot contains sugar water instead of urine, how should this matter be handled?

Don't underestimate the Jia family.

That is the Lord who can do anything to achieve their goals.

For the Jia family, we must be extremely vigilant.

"Da Mao, the reason we came to you is to see how we can help this child. You, Xu Damao, are the ones in our courtyard. You can come up with ideas and see how we can do it."

"Third Master, I don't care much about you literati. You are still polite when you say something. Da Mao, we have the same idea. If you get crazy, that is a neuropathy. Who is not afraid of a neuropathy in our compound? What if?" If something happens, the unlucky ones can only be us all, the neighbors in the neighborhood discussed it, and they just agree that sticks can't stay in the courtyard."

Xu Damao remembered such a scene.

In the underground transportation station, Jia Gui and others dealt with Hei Teng Guisan, forcibly turning the healthy Hei Teng Guisan into a sick Hei Teng Guisan.

This method seems to be able to be used on sticks.

Make you pretend to be crazy.

I can't kill you asshole.

"So it's crazy to say that Bangjiu?"

"Crazy, if you are crazy, you can't be any more crazy, I will call you Uncle Xu."

Xu Damao is really speechless. Your criteria for treating people as crazy is whether you call me uncle. People who call me uncle are crazy, and people who don’t call me uncle are not crazy?

Savor it.

The beasts are right.

When did Banggen call him Xu Damao's uncle?

This answer scared Xu Damao enough.

Uncle Xu!
It is better for the Jia family to call him Xu Damao. Xu Damao can't afford to call him Uncle Xu. I haven't seen Sha Zhu so much. The Jia family still calls Sha Zhu Sha Zhu. Dad or uncle, collectively referred to as silly dad or silly uncle.

love your life.

Stay away from those white-eyed wolves in Jia's house.

"Da Mao, you'd better be mentally prepared. Mrs. Jia Zhang said that Bang Giao didn't recognize Sha Zhu as his stepfather because of his mental illness. He said that Qin Huairu can find a wife, but this wife can't be a fool." Zhu, it can only be you, Xu Damao, who said that silly Zhu treats them well for a purpose, and only you, Xu Damao, have no regrets for their kindness to Bangjiao, and they will remember your kindness for the rest of their lives. Qin Huairu has to make Xu Damao with you..."

"Pfft." After taking a sip of water, Xu Damao sprayed the water out of his mouth.

Okay.

Qin Huairu can't be with Sha Zhu, but if he wants to be with Xu Damao, it's a great idea to return Nima.

look.

Stick is really crazy, not to mention crazy, otherwise you wouldn't say such reckless things, you really think that your mother named Qin Huairu is a fairy, and all men in the world like it like silly Zhu , Even if you put yourself in prison, you still like him without complaint or regret.

thank you.

I, Xu Damao, have wives, Lou Xiaoe, Ran Qiuye, Yu Haitang, You Fengxia, none of them are better than your mother named Qin Huairu.

Let me, Xu Damao, be your awesome stepfather.

Zhen Nima made a good plan.

I, Xu Damao, don't care.

"The stick is seriously ill."

"It's because you're seriously ill, otherwise we wouldn't have come to you, Da Mao, the stick is crazy, it's like setting a landmine in our courtyard, if it explodes, it won't be good."

Xu Damao pinched his chin with his hand, "I have an idea, the stick is suffering from neuropathy and needs to be treated, but how to treat it? I mean find a home remedy."

"Remedy?"

The beasts frowned, they came to ask Xu Damao for money.

"Remedies, folk remedies, partial prescription treatment, I went to the countryside to show movies a few years ago, and I have seen several cases of this folk prescription treating neuropathy. It is simply a cure for illness."

(End of this chapter)