The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 263 Go through these folk remedies one by one

Xu Damao strikes while the iron is hot and speaks out the first native method to treat stick-stem neuropathy.

Whiplash therapy.

This method is appalling, and the method is extremely cruel. The treated person often ends up miserable, not to mention bruised and bruised, and there is a possibility of being disabled.

Stick stem is the strongest representative of Baiyanlang.

Deserves such treatment.

It's just that Xu Damao didn't expect that the moment he said the whipping treatment, it seemed to explode the dam that blocked the rational brains of a dry animal.

The beasts all bravely talked about the so-called folk remedies for treating neurosis in their hearts.

The first beast to speak.

It was He Daqing.

"When Da Mao reminded me, I suddenly thought of such a folk remedy. Isn't the sticky man crazy? Let's not let him eat. He's just so hungry. When he recovers and when he becomes sober, let's let him eat again. "

"If it's not good all the time, just be hungry all the time? If the stick is really starved to death, who will bear the responsibility?"

He Daqing gave the second method.

"Hungry stick for seven days. If stick is not good within seven days, let him eat. This meal is different from ours. Add more salt, pepper, and mustard to the meal for stick."

"Numba and spicy?" Yan Fugui said: "I also have a secret recipe. When I was a child, I saw people cure a madman. They fed this madman with croton, and the madman he pulled was deformed."

"Speaking of which, I also have a trick. I know an old veterinarian who knows how to castrate pigs. He is the best at treating lunatics. No matter what kind of patient is a lunatic or not, he will definitely cure you." A beast He gesticulated with his hands a large circle of more than one meter, "I have seen him treat a madman and hang such a big weight around the neck of that madman. When did the hemp rope on the weight break? Then take that weight off."

"Your trick is definitely not good, we all give crotons to lunatics."

"The croton trick was just mentioned by the third master. Besides, how expensive are crotons? Do you have the money to buy crotons? If you are in a hurry, let's pay for the money. We need to save some money. Just follow me and directly feed the lunatics. Captain Nian Jia told me that when he was a traitor, he gave Hei Teng Guisan, Anqiu’s second-in-command at the time, urine on horses, and horse urine on sticks, which I thought was appropriate and saved money.”

"Go there to find horse urine? Just follow me and go directly to donkey urine, and go to Dingxiang Tower to find He Yushui. It doesn't cost money."

"No, your method is too disgusting. We will give this lunatic to eat dead mice. Eat it once, and you will never be crazy again."

"You are disgusting too. I heard that someone specially boiled water and poured this boiling water on a lunatic. The lunatic in pain kept saying that I was not crazy."

"Using boiling water not only wastes firewood, but also wastes pot. I heard that someone used a foot-long iron nail to stab this madman. It will be fine if you stab this madman a few times. Isn't the stick stem crazy? Let's put the nail directly , stab him."

"Our village treats lunatics by hanging them upside down for sex."

"Too harsh."

"What's so cruel? Aren't we here to treat the stick? If it wasn't for the stick, why would we be so embarrassing?"

"Does it work?"

Xu Damao greeted the beast who asked if these folk remedies were effective, with a knowing smile on his face, and dug a hole for the stick, "Whether it is effective or not, you will know if you go through the sticks one by one. There are so many folk remedies and secret methods. I think there is always one that is suitable for sticks.”

"It's crotons, pig manure, and donkey urine. Would it be disgusting? The mouth of the stick is still the mouth, and it has directly become a toilet."

"What's disgusting? This is a good deed. If the stick is sent to the hospital, the Jia family will be able to afford the money? In the end, the neighbors will pay the money? The treatment of this madness is a long-term matter. It can be as fast as a year, or as slow as a few years, and if you add up, you will make a lot, and this is an astronomical sum."

"Da Mao is right. That's the way to treat stick stems. Da Mao, how else can you make your business so big? Your brain is really flexible." Yan Fugui praised Xu Damao a little, and then Turning to the other beasts, he said, "Then let's go? Go to the courtyard and treat the sticks in turn."

A real beast.

On the way back to the courtyard.

The beasts have already prepared the materials to help the stick treat the madness.

Someone was carrying pig manure.

Someone was carrying donkey urine.

Others prepared weapons such as whips and nails.

From a distance, it looks like it was cleaning the latrine.

Only when I looked closely did I realize that it was a beast in a courtyard.

Jia Zhang, who didn't know the inside story, greeted him early, and tried his best to squeeze a smile on his face.

Does Jia Zhang know that these people are going to ask Xu Damao for money, and what she welcomes is not the beasts in the courtyard, but the money in the pockets of the beasts.

Xu Damao is rich.

This is something Jia Zhang knows.

So many people went to Xu Damao.

In public, Xu Damao definitely couldn't refuse, if there were fewer people who would lose Xu Damao.

Before the beasts returned to the courtyard, Jia Zhang was thinking that the beasts would use the excuse that the sticks were crazy to ask Xu Damao how much money.

Jiazhang planned to take all of these money into his own hands.

The money asked for in the name of a stick.

It is Jia's money.

Why do outsiders spend money?

"His third master, all neighbors, thank you for your hard work, what are you?" Mrs. Jia Zhang deliberately did not mention the money, but asked the specific uses of the things in the hands of the beasts.

Whip and nails.

Jia Zhang can imagine their usefulness.

But this pig manure, donkey urine.

Even if Mrs. Jia wanted to break his head, he couldn't think of a reason. Could it be that it was prepared for the rhubarb in the compound?
"Mother Huairu, don't underestimate these things, we prepared these things for the stick."

Prepared for sticks.

Sticks don't need these things, especially pig manure and donkey urine.

"When we went out this time, it was really an eye-opener. We thought of several remedies to treat the madness of the stick." The talking beast even slipped the pig manure in his hand to Jia Zhang's face, showing off: "This is Medicinal material for treating stick stem madness."

pig manure.

It is also a medicinal material for treating stick stem madness.

I bother.

How come I haven't heard of it?
"Mother Huairu, these are all folk remedies, specially for the treatment of madness. When the stick comes back, let's try them one by one."

"Didn't you go ask for money? Money?" Jia Zhang's face changed.

No money to talk about emotion?
Jia Zhang even thought about this bad thing. She guessed that Xu Damao gave the beasts money under pressure, but the money was swallowed by the beasts.

This is the money that Xu Damao gave to my grandson Banggan for medical treatment. Why do you divide it?Are you still human?
Jia Zhang was so angry that she was about to curse, but Yan Fugui completely blocked the swear words before she could utter them.

"We went to Xu Damao's office, thought about it, and found that we couldn't send the stick to the hospital for the treatment of madness, it was for the sake of the stick."

Jia Zhang's face is depressed, why can't I see your kindness?
"Mother Huairu, let me ask you, does the hospital have to come to pull sticks?"

Jia Zhang nodded.

"The car is coming, will those people in the surrounding alleys come out to look at it?"

Jia Zhang continued to nod.

"At that time, someone will ask, what's going on? Someone will definitely answer that the stick in the courtyard got mad, and the hospital came to pick him up. No matter how long it takes, the saying that stick got mad will spread. Think about it. , the adults of that family agreed that the girl of their family would marry a person who had been insane? Because of this matter, the stick will not be able to marry a daughter-in-law. Without a daughter-in-law, how can you Jiazhang hold a great-grandson? So we are doing this for you The Jia family will consider it."

The nonsense remarks moved Jia Zhang in a daze. Jia Zhang, without the previous resistance, tried every means to see how to get the stick to try these folk remedies.

pig manure.

donkey pee.

croton.

All have to try.

(End of this chapter)