The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 270 Jia Zhang Is Grandpa You Fengxia's Wife?

As a result of stick stem incontinence, Jia Zhang's whole person is aging day by day.

In just a few days, Jia Zhang seemed to have been emptied of all his energy and energy, and his bones became weaker and weaker. It seemed that a gust of wind could blow Jia Zhang away, and his walking pace was no longer steady. It started shaking.

But even so.

Jia Zhang is still doing her duty as a grandma, changing and washing the stick.

Every time at this time, Jia Zhang's eyes will be filled with bitterness and worry about his life after he leaves.

She didn't know if she was gone, who would take care of the stick?

Xiaodang and Sophora japonica!
Stop bullshitting.

That's just a joke.

There is no filial son in front of the long sick bed.

You can't even count on your own son, let alone have a family and your own child's own sister.

In Jia Zhang's eyes, there was a trace of confusion about life, she didn't know how to do it, what should she do, watching the stupid squatting on the ground looking for the cricket stick, she suddenly had an idea.

I can't take care of the stick by myself, but I can find someone who can do it for the stick.

Under the sky.

There is a better choice than a wife.

Jiazhang decided to marry Banggen a daughter-in-law. As long as Banggen gets married and has children, even if Jiazhang is gone in the future, Banggen will still be taken care of, and Jia's family will have future generations.

Do it all.

Why not do it.

Jia Zhang walked into Erpidan's house step by step, dragging her stooped body.

This scene.

Surprised by countless animals.

Didn't Erpidan break up with Jia Zhang, and Jia Zhang also agreed to Erpidan's request, so why did Jia Zhang go to Erpidan?
Shouldn't you want to rekindle the old relationship?

The situation of the Jia family was well known to all the beasts.

It's a complete downfall.

As the only male of the Jia family, Bang Gauge has not only become a cripple, but also a fool who suffers from incontinence all the time. Erpidan is rich. If the Jia Zhang family has the cheek to quarrel with Erpidan, the Jia family can really turn around. .

One by one, the beasts cast their eyes on Erpidan's room, thinking about what happened in the room. It must not be that Jia Zhang knelt in front of Erpidan without shame, begging Erpidan fervently.

The beasts have a good brain, and they are half right.

Jia Zhang really knelt at Er Pi Dan's feet without hesitation, but she didn't beg Er Pi Dan to rekindle her old relationship, nor did she say those cheeky words that Jia Zhang would not marry unless she was Er Pi Dan. I made a request and asked Erpi Dan for 5000 yuan.

For Jia Zhang's proposal of 5000 yuan.

Erpidan himself also stayed on the spot. Jia Zhang did not force Erpidan to marry her, but made a proposal of 5000 yuan. Is Jiazhang crazy?

It turns out.

Jia Zhang is very sober.

5000 yuan.

A proper astronomical figure.

With this 5000 yuan, it is absolutely possible to say a daughter-in-law to Bang Geng.

What if the stick is incontinent?
There are many people who are greedy for money.

Give her 5000 yuan, and don't believe that the other party is not tempted.

When he entered the door, Jia Zhang's estimated number was ten thousand.

one in ten thousand.

If you want to ask Erpidan, it costs 1 yuan.

But considering the tense relationship between her and Erpidan, she was worried that Erpidan would not give it, so she took a compromise plan and asked Erpidan for 5000 yuan.

for money.

Jia Zhang's attitude is really low.

Kneeling on the ground is proof.

Usually, the Jia Zhang family is forced to marry a second-aged second-timer with their feet on their feet.

"Zhang Facai, no matter what, my old lady has helped you for a few days. You are rich now. My wife doesn't ask for anything else. I only want 5000 yuan. For others, 5000 yuan may not be available, but for you Zhang Facai , It’s just a drop in the bucket.”

Erpidan's mind went blank.

Not for Jia Zhang's words, but for the name of Zhang Fa Cai in Jia Zhang's words.

I am so used to being called Erpidan that I almost forgot that my real name is Zhang Facai.

"I don't care if you want 5000 yuan, it's not for my wife. I'm for the stick. You know the situation of the stick. I have this incontinence disease."

"My old lady can't live for a few more days. I can take care of the stick when I am alive. If I am gone, who will take care of the stick? When the time comes, the stick will end up hungry and full. My wife can't help it. My old lady can't be cruel and pull the stick together, can she?"

"When I get down there, I don't have the face to see the grandpa and the daddy of the stick. My old lady is shameless or rude. My old lady will put up this old face and ask you for 5000 yuan to make a fortune. This money is not my old lady. Hua, it's my wife who wants to tell BangGong a daughter-in-law."

Erpidan had a strange expression on his face.

That silly bastard.

Still want to say daughter-in-law?
Go dream.

Who would cruelly marry a big girl to a fool, unless the girl was a fool in the first place.

Erpidan wanted to laugh.

A stick like a fool married a daughter-in-law like a fool, and then gave birth to a child like a fool.

The whole family is fools.

this screen.

Too sour.

"As long as Banggan marries a daughter-in-law, even if my wife dies one day, she can go away with peace of mind. Zhang Facai, I beg you, give me 5000 yuan. My wife keeps her word. You just need to give me 5000 yuan. From now on, my old lady will see you Zhang Facai walking around."

"Zhang Facai, my wife is begging you. If I can't do it, let my wife die without a place to bury her. Please, give me 5000 yuan."

Jia Zhang successfully took 5000 yuan from Erpidan by threatening or being threatened.

The price is that Jiazhang made a vicious oath to Erpidan in the name of BangGong that he can't be vicious again, and that he will get retribution on BangGong in the end.

……

It turns out.

You really can't look at Jia Zhang with this conventional eye.

Sticky got incontinence and became less intelligent. Even if he married a wife, he had to choose a girl with similar qualifications as Sticky.

Don't even think about a good girl, she is not so stupid, let a good guy not marry, marry you a lunatic, except for special circumstances.

In a situation like the stick, usually if you really marry a daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law's IQ is basically not online, even worse than the stick.

This is what most people think.

Marrying a shrewd girl is a disaster.

Learn about the story between Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang in Water Margin. If things go wrong, it will be the miserable end of "Dalang, get up and drink medicine".

Jia Zhang didn't think about it, and mistakenly thought that with 5000 yuan, he could do whatever he wanted. He believed that with 5000 yuan, he could find a girl with good looks, good figure, excellent IQ, and good conditions in all aspects. .

With a huge sum of 5000 yuan in his pocket, Jia Zhang's head was raised like a quail, and even his stooped body became much taller and straighter than before.

Xu Damao, who had just entered the courtyard, thought that Mrs. Jia Zhang had taken the wrong medicine, and suddenly became so confident. What happened?
Otherwise, Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't have snorted coldly at Xu Damao, raised her head 35 degrees, and walked out of the courtyard with her chin looking at people.

"Pfft."

"Ouch."

Xu Damao smiled.

Jiazhang's family was taken care of by God.

When stepping out of the courtyard, what kind of bastard is an old woman of yours pretending to be?

He also took his chin to see the road.

As a result, by accident, the dog gnawed shit and fell to the ground.

Ouch is Jia Zhang's cry of pain when he fell to the ground, and plop is the sound of Jia Zhang's body crawling on the ground.

Can't avoid this stinky shit at any time.

Jia Zhang has a relationship with stinky dog ​​shit, and he has been inseparable from stinky dog ​​shit all his life.

It must be the masterpiece of Rhubarb in the Siheyuan, and its dog paba entered Jia Zhang's mouth again.

The beasts who had been following the development of the situation all focused their attention on Erpidan.

When Jia Zhang came out of Erpidan's house, he suddenly became so confident. What did the two of them do, or what did Jia Zhang get from Erpidan?

Xu Damao's curiosity was also brought into play at this moment.

Jia Zhang suddenly became so energetic, and it has something to do with Mr. Erpidandan. The two of them must have done something unimaginable!

"Da Mao, don't look at me like that. I didn't do what you imagined." Erpidan has been dealing with Xu Damao for so many years. When he saw Xu Damao's expression, he knew that Xu Damao was thinking wrong, so he hurriedly sent Jia Zhang Shi asked him for 5000 yuan to marry Banggen to his wife.

Awkward.

All the beasts were fried.

The co-author Jia Zhang had this idea.

Don't say it.

If 5000 yuan is used to marry a slightly demented girl to Banggen, it is also possible. At that time, the big idiot Banggen and his wife's second idiot will jointly give birth to a little idiot, and the family of three will be all idiots.

Think about that picture.

The beasts were relieved.

When Jia's family is unhappy or unlucky, the beasts in the courtyard feel happy.

The words are divided into two parts.

When the beasts in the courtyard were talking about Mrs. Jia Zhang marrying a wife for the stick, Mrs. Jia walked towards Maoyan Alley step by step with trembling steps.

You Fengxia's family lives in Maoyan Hutong.

Jia Zhang's vision is very high, or the 5000 yuan that Erpidan gave her has invisibly increased Jia Zhang's confidence. I already have 5000 yuan, so I can't make such a request.

Even if the stick suffers from incontinence, it will be pulled in the crotch and pee in the trousers all the time.

But I have 5000 yuan.

This is Jia Zhang's confidence.

Jia Zhang has an idea.

Sticky is out of his mind, so he has to find a smart, good-looking girl to be his wife.The Jia family couldn't afford to lose that person to find a girl with some brain damage to be the wife of the stick, and she, Jia Zhang, was also not happy.My eldest grandson, Bang Geng, is such a talented young man. To marry a wife, he must marry a beautiful girl like You Fengxia. Only a beautiful girl like You Fengxia is eligible to be a member of their Jia family.

Think about it.

The Jia Zhang family, who thinks that a stick can only marry a good girl as a wife, thinks that You Fengxia is good.

Stick cannon has to marry a girl like You Fengxia.

five years ago.

You Fengxia's family can sit at the same table with Banggen's family for dinner, and the parents of both sides began to call each other in-laws. You Fengxia also called Jia Zhang's grandma, and Jia Zhang generously gave it to You Feng at the time. Xia's five yuan correction fee, according to the rules of the elders, the elders gave the correction fee, and you also received the elders' correction fee, this matter is considered a success, and there is no way to go back on it.

Fertilizer does not flow into outsiders' fields.

Rebirth.

Cook twice.

Bang Geng and You Fengxia have slept in the same room for one night, who else can they look for if they don’t look for You Fengxia?

You Fengxia.

Just You Fengxia.

When 5000 yuan was thrown in front of You Fengxia, she asked her if she would marry a stick.

Jia Zhang's face was full of ambition and confidence. He was already half a million yuan, so there was nothing he couldn't do.

According to the impression in memory, Mrs. Jia Zhang found the courtyard house where You Fengxia was, arranged her clothes with her hands, smoothed her hair back, and walked in.

"Who are you? What are you doing in our compound?"

Jia Zhang raised her head slightly, and proudly said the line she had been thinking about for a long time to the old lady who was asking the question.

"Me? I'm You Fengxia's grandma."

Mrs. Jia and Zhang especially emphasized the words of Grandma Youfengxia, so that everyone present in the courtyard could hear them all.

Raw rice cooked cooked rice!

Jia Zhang had a good idea, and wanted to make the matter between Bang Geng and You Fengxia an established fact through the fact that she claimed to be You Fengxia's grandmother, so that You Fengxia could not deny it or deny it.

It's a good idea, but the old lady who asked the question didn't come according to the plan predicted by Mrs. Jia Zhang.

Plans have gone awry.

"You Fengxia's grandma? Impossible! You Fengxia's grandma has been dead for several years!"

One dares to ask.

A dare to answer.

The other party's answer, Jia Zhang, didn't know how to reply, and the whole person froze in place. I reported that my family was You Fengxia's grandma, and you told me about You Fengxia's. Grandma has been dead for several years. Your subtext is that I, Jia Zhang, have been dead for several years. You are cursing me, Jia Zhang.

I don't know.

What made Jia Zhang's speechless answer was yet to come.

The aunt was stunned for a moment, slapped her forehead with her hand, and said to Jia Zhang in a tone that she only wanted to understand: "Look at my brain, I'm really confused. Neighbors said that You Fengxia's grandfather found a step-wife, and he will come in a few days, counting the time, it happens to be about the same, and the step-wife who co-authored with Grandpa You Fengxia is you."

grandfather.

After wife.

what?

East a hammer, west a stick.

"You're right in saying that. You are Grandpa You Fengxia's step-wife. According to the rules of this generation, You Fengxia calls you grandma."

Jia Zhang almost suffocated to death.

How did I, Jia Zhang, become Grandpa You Fengxia's step-wife?

As far as grandpa You Fengxia's virtue is concerned, can he be worthy of my Jia Zhang family?
Even if I, Jia Zhang, want to marry, I can only marry Dandan.

Not right.

I, Jia Zhang, came here to look for You Fengxia, to let You Fengxia marry Banggen as soon as possible, and then let Jia Zhang take care of the child. How did I become Grandpa You Fengxia's step-wife in a muddle? I accidentally put myself in it, how could this be possible.

"I am You Fengxia's grandmother, but not Grandpa You Fengxia's step-wife."

"Old sister, too much explanation is not an explanation. I understand your feelings. Isn't it just that the child disagrees? What's the big deal? Listen to my advice and bravely pursue your own happiness. Lao You is still a good person Yes, you have a strong body, I am optimistic about you."

Optimistic about us?

I thank you.

"No, it's not like this. There was a misunderstanding. I'm You Fengxia's grandma, but Grandpa You Fengxia and I..."

Mrs. Jia Zhang wants to explain, and explain her relationship with Grandpa You Fengxia carefully, so she can't just turn herself into Grandpa You Fengxia's wife in a muddle-headed way!
If this is the case, what about the stick?
Himself and You Fengxia's grandfather, You Fengxia and Bang Geng, all of this has nothing to do with it.

It's just that the aunt was too enthusiastic and didn't give Jia Zhang a chance to explain.

The more Jia Zhang wanted to explain, the more he couldn't explain it. The enthusiastic aunt didn't give Jia Zhang a chance to explain.

(End of this chapter)