The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 271 I Didn't Come To Rob The Old Man

The aunt was so enthusiastic that she called out all the people in the courtyard with one voice.

Hearing that Grandpa You Fengxia's wife was coming, they all rushed out as if looking at each other, and looked at Jia Zhang with diorama eyes.

There was curiosity, admiration, and contempt in their eyes.

this year.

In the rare event of Dusk Lianduuo, I want to see the old lady who broke through people's kidnapping of worldly morality regardless of her, and bravely pursued her own happiness.

Jia Zhang feels like sitting on wax.

Be watched.

If this matter is true, it's all right.

The point is not true.

It's people who are making trouble, and the meaning of Grandma You Fengxia in their understanding and the meaning of Grandma You Fengxia in Jia Zhang's mouth are two different concepts.

Obviously he came here for his great daughter-in-law, You Fengxia, but in the end it turned out that Jia Zhang himself came to find his wife for love and happiness.

This is the bull's head to the horse's mouth.

Wrong on top of wrong.

"I'm You Fengxia."

As soon as Jia Zhang opened his mouth, the enthusiastic aunt interrupted Jia Zhang's self-defense again.

"Old sister, don't explain. We understand your feelings. Nowadays, there are very few people who dare to find a step-wife. We support you. Your grandma, You Fengxia, is not the step-wife of Grandpa You Fengxia. Well."

Jia Zhang looked at this overly enthusiastic old lady speechlessly.

Big girl.

You are really mistaken.

"Old sister, are you here this time and won't you leave? It's okay if you don't go, it's okay if you don't go, we neighbors all support you, even if someone from your family wants to pull you back and separate you and Lao You, you will Don't be afraid, we will take care of it for you. Old sister, I have something to ask, do you need to get a marriage certificate for the matter between you and Lao You? "

"Aren't you talking nonsense, Lao You is with this old sister, can you not talk about the marriage certificate? Not talking about the marriage certificate is illegal cohabitation."

"Is that still a banquet?"

"It should be done. The banquet will be held in our courtyard. We all want to be part of your happiness."

"Grandma Dongdong, are you tempted too?"

"Whether you want to be tempted or not is something to talk about. I am not as brave as this old sister. She can take this step bravely, but my wife can't, and the children in the family don't agree."

"Tell me, who do you fancy, we'll tell you."

The crowd in the courtyard, who were full of trains, suddenly saw an old lady they didn't know stepping in, and immediately asked, "Who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for Lao You?"

"Old sister, I'm looking for your old friend." The enthusiastic aunt kicked the ball to Jia Zhang very calmly, making Jia Zhang confused.

My old Yu.

Am I related to Lao You?Even if there is a relationship, it is also a relationship between in-laws. My grandson Banggen and Lao You's granddaughter You Fengxia are married.

The old lady who came in later looked at Jia Zhang suspiciously.

This old lady belongs to the old You's family.

Old You's daughter-in-law died several years ago.

hold head high.

Understood.

Lao You's sister.

"You are Lao You's older sister, right? My Lao You's newly found wife, we agreed to move in here today."

The melon eaters who were on the spot.

My brain is buzzing.

Well stuff.

You are Lao You's new wife, so who is Lao You's old lady who claimed to be You Fengxia's grandmother?

It turned out to be the case.

That's right.

All the melon-eaters smiled like Sherlock Holmes detectives who knew all the truth.

Old Yu can.

Old people are not old.

It's pretty smooth.

Others are two women fighting for a husband, and Lao You is two old ladies fighting for him. I didn't realize that Lao You still has such a flamboyant heart.

The melon-eaters who have been baptized by Qiong Yao's bitter drama have their souls baptized for a while, and their brains are wide open to conceive specific details and reasons for the scene in front of them.

The old lady in front who claimed to be You Fengxia's grandmother was actually Lao You's admirer, liked Lao You, and wanted to live with Lao You.

It's just that she likes Lao You, but Lao You doesn't like her. The old lady that Lao You likes is the old lady who came to the courtyard later.

The old lady in the front presumably heard the news that the old lady in the back was going to live with Lao You, so she came to the courtyard one step ahead of time, and by declaring that she was Grandma You Fengxia, she tried to force Lao You to admit it, and then achieved The idea of ​​turning raw rice into cooked rice.

It's a good plan.

The people who eat melons also stepped on the trap set by the old lady.

But because the time was not fixed, the two old ladies who were rivals in love met.

Rival.

It is equivalent to the hatred of taking a wife, the old lady is not the hatred of taking the wife, the old lady should be called the hatred of taking the old man, robbing the old man.

Is there going to be a fight later?

duel!

Thinking about it, it is bloody powerful.

In order to compete for an old man, two elderly ladies staged this grand duel scene, with one party losing as the end, and the loser committed suicide on the spot.

That's how it's done on TV.

Do you want to pull?

What should I do if someone dies?
"Who are you?"

"I am Jia Zhang, You Fengxia's grandma."

"You?"

"I'm also called Jia Zhang, and I'm also You Fengxia's grandmother."

The people who eat melons are all confused.

Good guy.

The rivals of the two old ladies have the same surname, both married someone surnamed Jia, and fell in love with Lao You at the same time.

"what is it call?"

"My name is Zhang Tiantian."

"My name is Zhang Kuku."

The hearts of the people who eat melons finally fell to the ground.

The name is different.

One is sweet and the other is bitter.

Why is this name a bit...

"Zhang Tiantian, Zhang Kuku, you all like Lao You, and you all want to live together with Lao You. We understand this feeling. Old ladies also have the right to pursue happiness, but there is a problem that you must pay attention to. Lao You A person, he can't be divided into two halves to accompany you, between the two of you, one of you is destined to withdraw."

"Retire for what? What is there to retire? Isn't it that the two old ladies like Lao You, and they both want to live with Lao You, relying on my three dogs, the two old ladies live with Lao You, One, one, three, five, one, two, four, six, Sunday is considered a holiday for Lao You, don’t you believe me, I know a guy who lives like this, who? Xu Damao!”

Jia Zhang was taken aback.

Unexpectedly, Xu Damao's name could still be heard in this courtyard.

"Lou Xiao'e is the eldest daughter-in-law of Xu Damao. She was with Xu Damao on the [-]th. Ran Qiuye was Xu Damao's second daughter-in-law. She lived with Xu Damao on the [-]th. Yu Haitang was the third daughter-in-law of Xu Damao. She was with Xu Damao on the [-]th. Xu Damao was with You Feng in the courtyard next door on Sundays. Xia is together."

Jia Zhang's mind was a little messed up.

The You Fengxia who got involved with Xu Damao is not the daughter-in-law of her grandson, You Fengxia.

Hello You Fengxia.

You're putting a cuckold on my grandson, Stick.

Jia Zhang thought of her hard-fated son, who was put on countless green hats by Qin Huairu, his daughter-in-law.

Co-author of the cuckold's fate.

The son was cuckolded.

The grandson has to be cuckolded too.

Why is my Jia Zhang's life so hard.

Huh.wrong.

Jia Zhang, who blamed everyone and kept complaining about the family cuckold, suddenly remembered the few words that Sangoudan said just now.

One of them she noticed.

You Fengxia in the compound next door.

The compound next door!

Then it's not this yard.

Since it's not this courtyard, then what's going on with You Fengxia?What happened to You Fengxia's grandfather, Old Youtou?

I also blamed Jia Zhang’s bad luck, and my memory was wrong. You Fengxia’s house was in the fourth courtyard of Maoyan Hutong, but Jia Zhang’s family entered the third courtyard of Maoyan Hutong. It happened that there was also a courtyard named You Fengxia in this courtyard. Girl, and then there is the bloody scene in front of me.

It was a mistake.

Oolong.

This is not the You Fengxia that my Jia Zhang family is looking for. The You Fengxia that my Jia Zhang family is looking for is next door.

Jia Zhang wanted to leave with this excuse.

It's just that she underestimated people's curiosity about gossip and their self-imagining of the situation in this era.

Almost no one in the compound believed what Jia Zhang said.

They all thought that Jia and Zhang were evading, and used their own way of evading to fulfill Lao You and Zhang Kuku.

It was obviously an ordinary misunderstanding that couldn't be ordinary, but these people imagined it as a bitter drama ten times more painful than Qiong Yao's bitter drama.

Someone tearfully expressed their support for Jia Zhang's brave move to pursue and love Lao You.

Some people said that she was optimistic about the things between Jia Zhang and Lao You.

Those who are more leisurely turn their heads to persuade Zhang Kuku to withdraw from the fight between two old ladies for an old man. Can't fulfill Jia Zhang and Lao You.

Zhang Kuku looked at Mrs. Jia Zhang, nodded very seriously, and said that she was willing to let it go, to fulfill Mrs. Jia and Mrs. You, and to wish them both to walk hand in hand and walk to the grave of death together.

Jia Zhang's mind went blank for an instant.

who am I?
What am I here for?

Why did something go wrong with this plan?

Obviously, he came here for Banggen's marriage, and to find his wife, You Fengxia. How did he become Grandpa Youfengxia's wife out of nowhere?

Looking at the melon-eating crowd who wished Jia Zhang and old Youtou life and death together, and went to Huangquan hand in hand, Jia Zhang shivered inexplicably.

She felt a little cold in her body, as if she was suddenly exposed to the cold weather without any clothes on, and every skin on her body was icy cold, the icy cold of death.

Let's go to Huangquan together!

Live in the coffin together!

This is to die.

Can't die.

I still have sticks to support, and I have to talk to sticks about marriage, I can't die.

Jia Zhang's IQ once again occupied a high ground.

This place cannot stay.

my go.

You Fengxia was in the compound next door, and it was in this compound that I became a couple with old You Zhen, and You Fengxia in the compound next door would not become the daughter-in-law of Bang Geng, and Bang Geng would only have multiple grandfathers surnamed You.

What is my Jia Zhang's plan?
Am I the kind of person who wants to enjoy himself?
What I pictured was the sticky daughter-in-law.

It's important for you to have a wife, I'm going to find You Fengxia and ask You Fengxia to marry you.

Mrs. Jia Zhang thought of the final result of her trip, which was to tell the stick that her daughter-in-law, You Fengxia, was here.

You Fengxia is urgent.

Jia Zhang pushed away those people around with all her strength, and fled out of the courtyard with her feet like a man-eating beast chasing behind her.

The scene that took place in the courtyard of birds and beasts reappeared again.

Jia Zhang fled so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to this step.

in panic.

I don't know if the left leg is blocking the way of the right foot, or the right foot is deliberately not in the way of the left leg, and one of them accidentally fell on the ground with his butt facing the sky and his face facing the ground.

Really flustered and lost my mind.

When Jiazhang's dog gnawed shit and fell to the ground, he didn't care about screaming for pain, got up from the ground three times, and plunged in along the way he came.

Behind him came the faint laughter of everyone in the courtyard.

It's been a trap all along.

A trap specifically aimed at Jia Zhang.

There are six courtyard houses in Maoyan Hutong, and there are two courtyards next to each other in the middle. There is a family named You in each courtyard, and this family named You happens to have a girl named You Fengxia. You Fengxia and young You Fengxia came to distinguish between the two.

Has entanglements with Banggen, and You Fengxia, who is rumored to have been with Xu Damao, is called Da Youfengxia by the residents of Maoyan Hutong.

Da Youfengxia's house is located in the third courtyard from the east of Maoyan Hutong, and the fourth courtyard from the west of Maoyan Hutong.

Little You Fengxia's family is just the opposite of Big You Fengxia's.

The compound that Jia Zhang entered was the third compound from the east of Maoyan Hutong, which was the final destination of Jia Zhang's trip.

They found the right place, but blocked You Fengxia at home.

But because You Fengxia saw Jia Zhang's one step ahead of time.

I have dealt with Jia Zhang, and I have seen Jia Zhang's nonsense and ugly face.

Seeing Jia Zhang walking towards Maoyan Hutong, he knew that Jia Zhang's trip was for himself.

You Fengxia and Jia's family had entanglements in Maoyan Alley. They didn't come here because of You Fengxia, but because of what?
You Fengxia immediately persuaded the neighbors in the compound with certain conditions, and asked everyone to help put on a big show to scare Jia Zhang.

Just as You Fengxia imagined, this big scene frightened Jia Zhang and fled, and he was defeated. The whole person fell to the ground like a dog gnawing shit. Teeth running.

It was the first time You Fengxia saw such a down-and-out and embarrassed Jia Zhang, she smiled like a flower, and the depression in her heart dissipated.

"Fengxia, you smile so pretty. My child is married. If the child is not married, I really want Fengxia to be my daughter-in-law."

"Mom Goudan, you should give up on this idea as soon as possible, your Goudan is not good enough for Fengxia."

"I know that my dog ​​egg is not good enough for Fengxia, why don't you let me talk about it?"

"Fengxia, I just want to know if this old woman will go to the little You Fengxia's house next door. If she really goes to the little You Fengxia's house, it will be fun to watch."

There are two girls named You Fengxia in Maoyan Hutong, but these two girls are different, one is beautiful and the other is not.

To describe it in an easy-to-understand sentence, Big You Fengxia is a sweet pastry, and little You Fengxia is not a sweet pastry.

Little You Fengxia's family was really worried about little You Fengxia's marriage.

If Jiazhang ran in here and called herself Grandma Youfengxia, she would definitely have fun.

For an instant.

These people were full of ambition, hoping that Mrs. Jia and Zhang would rush to the next courtyard very quickly.

You Fengxia did not have such thoughts, her attention was obviously not on this matter, You Fengxia's thoughts had already flown to Xu Damao.

Goudan Mama's words touched You Fengxia's mind a little.

He was so beautiful, why did Xu Damao turn a blind eye?
Xu Damao!
You can have Lou Xiao'e, Ran Qiuye, and Yu Haitang, but you can't have me, You Fengxia!
look.

I still have to put more effort into Xu Damao.

You Fengxia fell into deep thought.

Suddenly.

Jia Zhang's voice sounded from next door, "Fengxia, I'm grandma! Are you in the house? I'm grandma! Your husband's awesome grandma."

(End of this chapter)