The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 272 I'm here to say goodbye to Stickong

It is the habit of the Chinese people to watch the excitement.

Think about the uncle who was quarantined some time ago because he changed his safety green code into a dangerous red code for watching the excitement, and you know how hard Chinese people work to watch the excitement.

Because of Mrs. Jia Zhang’s words, the crowd who had said some words before suddenly staged a big show of the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers. The strong ones turned over and lay on the wall, and the flexible ones, like monkeys, three times. He rode on the branch of the tree twice, without occupying any of the two in front, and ran to the next courtyard in a hurry, or sat, squatted, or stood watching the scene in front of him.

Jiazhang really fell into Da Youfengxia's scheme as the crowd discussed just now, ran from Da Youfengxia's compound to Xiao Youfengxia's compound, and loudly revealed her identity.

Jia Zhang is also the master of calculations.

In order to bring Bang Giao and You Fengxia together.

Do everything to extremes.

I thought of a so-called trick of turning raw rice into cooked rice.

This plan is divided into two parts.

In the first part, it was Jia Zhang who called out all the people in the compound, the more people the better, and in front of such a crowd, he told about the things between You Fengxia and Banggan in the past.

There is a hall of fame.

It is called the power of a large number of people, or that there are too many people with mixed mouths.

With so many people, as long as one person spreads a gossip, You Fengxia's reputation will be ruined, even if You Fengxia doesn't want to bear the name of a good wife.

At that time, there is no other way to go except marrying a stick.

second half of the plan.

There are many people.

Things are easy to handle when there are many people.

D!

Leveraging the strength of these people, Jiazhang held high the banner of moral kidnapping, and used this moral kidnapping as a weapon to forcefully match You Fengxia and Bang Geng together.

The first half of the program is good.

It was implemented successfully.

With a few simple words, Jia Zhang successfully attracted all the people from Youfengxia compound and the compound next door to Youfengxia compound.

Looking at the pitch-black head in front of her eyes, Jia Zhang's heart was full of surprises. It seemed that in a blink of an eye, she could bring back a beautiful daughter-in-law named You Fengxia for Bang Geng, who was beautiful and well-equipped in all aspects.

"Humph"

Jia Zhang raised her head slightly, glanced around at the crowd, and started the behavior of explaining the process with words.

This link occupies a very important position in Jia Zhang's plan.

Can those spectators be tied to the broken boat of the Jia family, and the beautiful girl You Fengxia can be successfully turned into a good wife? , making them think that You Fengxia must marry Stickong.

"Neighbors in the neighborhood, I am the grandmother of the stick, and my daughter-in-law is Qin Huairu of the rolling mill."

My daughter-in-law Qin Huairu's few words made Jia Zhang extremely uncomfortable.

Cuckold!
But don't say no.

Said she was Jia Zhang, no one knew.

Everyone knows about Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu!

Judging from the expressions on people's faces that your daughter-in-law is Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu's notoriety is quite effective, it seems to be able to stop children from crying.

Jia Zhang did not see that it is important to marry a wife.

"My daughter-in-law, Qin Huairu, told Banggen a daughter-in-law a few years ago. This daughter-in-law is in our compound. Her name is You Fengxia. Otherwise, my wife wouldn't be able to come to our compound with enough food. Banggen is a Good boy, because of being framed by some people, those people can't see the goodness of others, they got us into it, my wife is really..."

This is Jia Zhang.

in her eyes.

All of BangGiao's behaviors are correct, even if they are wrong, they are still right, and even eccentrically attribute the reason for BangGiao's imprisonment to being framed.

"After the stick came out, many matchmakers came to our door, wanting to say goodbye to the stick, and some parents came to find our stick in person, saying how good their girls are, how excellent they are, our stick is a nostalgic People, even if some girls tell BangGiao face to face that she wants to be BangGiao's wife, BangGiao doesn't agree."

Jia Zhang didn't just exaggerate about the stick, for the grandson of the stick, Jia Zhang really boasted to death, making up nonsense, and Jia Zhang himself believed these nonsense.

This is the highest level of nonsense.

Convince yourself first.

"My old lady is anxious to have a great-grandson, but the unlucky boy Banggen disagrees, so I asked him what kind of girl do you want to find. This child is really good, and I miss the old love. Banggen told me , he said, Grandma, we are not the kind of people who like the new and dislike the old, and the stick said that we must have a conscience in life, but we cannot be people who are sorry for our conscience."

"Bang Geng said that he has a daughter-in-law, whose name is You Fengxia, who lives in the fourth compound from the east in Maoyan Hutong. Fate, there is a saying that is true, it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a family, if you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, if you don’t have the destiny to meet across the road, Bang Geng and You Fengxia walked together at the beginning, which shows that the two of them are destined."

"My old lady has the cheek to ask the neighbors in the neighborhood to be witnesses. I, Jia Zhang, the grandma of Bang Geng, proposed to marry You Fengxia, a girl from the You family, on behalf of Bang Geng. I thank you all."

Jia Zhang is not just talking empty words.

This time to propose to You Fengxia for the stick, she had done her homework and brought her things with her.

Mrs. Jia Zhang took out a red envelope from her pocket. It was a gift from Mrs. Jia to You Fengxia, the granddaughter-in-law. It contained 100 yuan.

If a matchmaker comes to propose marriage, just bring the wedding candy.

Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't notice that when she uttered the words of asking You Fengxia to marry her and gave her a red envelope for meeting, she stood opposite Mrs. Jia Zhang. , and even a dwarf with countless pockmarks on his face, with infinite surprise in his eyes.

The short man reached out and took Jia Zhang's red envelope.

Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't think too much about it, and mistakenly thought that this short man was the person in charge in the compound, just like Yan Fugui in the Beast Courtyard, who was responsible for the specific operations of all the big and small things in the compound.

But when Aizizi kindly called out the word "family" to Jia Zhangshi, Jia Zhangshi was on the spot.

All the thousands of words can't compare to the other party's simple in-law's address.

The word "family" hit Jia Zhang's body like a heavy hammer, making the beautiful words that Jia Zhang didn't say suddenly useless.

Everyone calls you in-laws.

What else do you say?
It shows that Jia Zhang's plan has been successful.

Otherwise, it is not in-laws, but replaced by a big slap or a big broom.

Jia Zhang still didn't think too much about it, thinking that this short boy was a relative of You Fengxia's family, or the kind of relative who took care of the affairs of You Fengxia's family.

There is such an oolong.

On the one hand, Mrs. Jia Zhang had met You Fengxia and knew what You Fengxia looked like, otherwise she would not have gone to Maoyan Alley to propose to You Fengxia on behalf of the stick.

On the other hand, Mrs. Jia Zhang did not know that there were two You Fengxias in Maoyan Hutong. The You Fengxia she had seen was called the Big Youfengxia by the residents of Maoyan Hutong.

Just because she didn't expect it, Jia Zhang replied with a smile to the short man who called out the word "in-law", "Yes, yes, it's the in-law."

time to speak.

Jiazhang also wandered around touching the father of You Fengxia in her memory.

For such a big matter as marrying a daughter, you have to discuss it with your father.

You can't just drag it away.

"Dear family, what are you looking for?"

The short scorpion's voice was not as good as a broken gong, and it slipped into Jia Zhang's ear curtains.

Guessing that it was because he was not used to talking to people who were two heads lower than him, Jia Zhang felt uncomfortable.

"I'm looking for Fengxia's father. I have to discuss matters of marriage with her parents." Jia Zhang, who didn't know the truth, was still looking for You Fengxia's father in her memory.

"In-law, I am Fengxia's father." The short-haired boy raised his head, and said to the confused Jia Zhang: "In-law, let's chat in the room."

Jia Zhang's mind was a little confused.

The man in front of him who claimed to be You Fengxia's father gave Jia Zhang a feeling that something was wrong.

The appearance of You Fengxia's father in Jia Zhang's impression was different from the man in front of him who called her his in-laws.

In Jia Zhang's memory, You Fengxia's father was a burly man with hair, a square face and a height of about 1.8 meters [-].

The man in front of him who called Jia Zhang's in-laws was a short, hairless man with a big donkey face and the height of Wu Dalang, with a pockmarked face.

It can be said that all the shortcomings of human beings are gathered in this man who claims to be You Fengxia's father.

"Are you really You Fengxia's father?"

"Can this still lie to you? If it's true, I'm really Fengxia's father. If you don't believe me, ask the neighbors here."

The short man tried his best to straighten his waist.

Insufficient innate conditions, even if he is standing up, and even using methods such as tiptoeing, the short stature is still only up to Jia Zhang's chin.

"In-laws, choosing a date is worse than bumping into the sun. You, as the grandma of Banggen, came to say goodbye to you in person. As You Fengxia's parents, we have to know what is good or bad. Even if I have never met that child, but Hearing what you said, he must be a good boy with good character and learning."

Jia Zhang's head was big, and he had a tongue-smacking expression of disbelief. It was the first time Jia Zhang heard an outsider praise the stick since he was sensible.

stick terrier.

good.

Your father-in-law praises you.

This marriage is settled.

You Fengxia.

My grandson's great daughter-in-law.

"My in-laws, it's not my own people who praise my own people. It's good to be a stickler, otherwise my old lady wouldn't have the cheek to come to propose marriage in person."

Jia Zhang, who was talking, suddenly fell silent, and she remembered the few words that the little girl had said just now.

Even if I haven't seen that kid with a stick.

Have you ever seen a stick?
How can you never see a stick!

When Qin Huairu was in full bloom, both parents attended the blind date meeting between Bang Geng and You Fengxia. It was the first time that Jia Zhang went to a restaurant, a big restaurant.

At the beginning, You Fengxia's father was still holding BangGong's hand, saying that I would hand You Fengxia into your hands.

How come you have never seen a stick!

Who is confused?

I, Jia Zhang, are confused?
Or are you confused?

Mrs. Jia Zhang noticed that among the spectators around her, everyone had eyes of rejoicing that You Fengxia was married, and a few people shot Jia Zhang's eyes similar to sympathy and gloating.

This!
wrong.

There is a situation.

Jia Zhang sensed something was wrong.

"Have you never seen a stick?"

"I haven't seen it, although I haven't seen it, but I believe in the character of the stick. We are satisfied with marrying Fengxia to the stick. The marriage is done like this. You take Fengxia back today."

Take it back today.

so eager?

Jia Zhang felt a kind of relief from the dwarf's body that the disaster was finally thrown out by them.

Your uncle's.

You are marrying a girl.

Not littering.

You Fengxia.

Rubbish.

How did You Fengxia get involved with garbage?

Shouldn't it be!
Jia Zhang didn't dare to imagine, she was worried that if she imagined it, she would frighten herself.

"Fengxia."

The dwarf happily greeted the room next to him.

An ugly daughter-in-law always sees her in-laws.

Invite Fengxia to meet her future grandma.

As usual.

The short-haired girl would not call out Fengxia so quickly, mainly because she was afraid of frightening others, and the short-haired girl was what the residents of Maoyan Alley called Little You Fengxia.

Dayu Fengxia is famous for her beauty, and everyone likes it. The daughter-in-law that Jia Zhang wants to marry Bang Gan is Dayu Fengxia.

Little You Fengxia was well-known for her ugliness, and everyone was terrified.

Isn't Captain Jia ugly?
ugly!
I felt scared when I saw it in broad daylight, and thought I saw a ghost when I saw it at night.

Compared with Captain Jia's appearance, little You Fengxia's appearance is even worse than that of Captain Jia, and in some places, the blue is better than the blue.

Just because little You Fengxia's appearance is too amazing, she was given the nickname of Yasha, who scared the hell out of her.

Even Yaksha was scared to death.

It is conceivable how shocking little You Fengxia's appearance is.

This is also the reason why little You Fengxia never married. She had a hundred blind dates and was rejected a hundred times. The man who had a blind date with little You Fengxia was so frightened that she was hospitalized a hundred times.

Marrying little You Fengxia off has become a heartache for the You family.

In order to marry little You Fengxia, they thought of sending her to the dealer, but the dealer didn't even want their car.

However, when they heard that someone proposed to marry little You Fengxia on behalf of the stick, the family of Aiaozizi was overjoyed immediately. Aiaozizi really became a big ice cream in the dog days, and he felt refreshed from head to toe. The rice turned into mature rice, so that Jia Zhang and Banggen could not go back on their word.

However, in order to show his sincerity, Jia Zhang took the initiative to wrap a red envelope of [-] yuan.

As You Fengxia's parent, Ai Xiaozi accepted the 100 yuan red envelope.

According to the rules of the elders in the capital, the marriage between Bang Geng and little You Fengxia is considered a success.

Now that it is successful, there is no need for occlusion.

It was because of this consideration that Ai Xiaozi asked little You Fengxia to come out to meet Jia Zhang, her tone full of surprise.

"Fengxia, come out and meet your grandma."

"Father, yes."

Jia Zhang shivered.

It wasn't the title of father, but the sound of father was uttered in an extremely thick tone that was not even as good as a broken voice.

Others don't know what it feels like, but after hearing this father's response, Jia Zhang's whole body trembled, as if she had heard the ugliest voice in the world, and every pore was terrified.

The short boy called Fengxia, followed by his father's response.

That means that the person calling for father is Fengxia, You Fengxia.

Jia Zhang and You Fengxia haven't seen Nian for several years, but they always remember You Fengxia's voice, especially Jia Zhang's voice as grandma.

It sounds amazing.

It's not such an ugly voice in front of you.

I am Nima.

What's going on here?
"relatives by marriage."

"Fengxia is the daughter-in-law of a stick. According to your seniority, I will call you Auntie, Auntie. It's okay. I have the final say on this marriage. You take Fengxia back today, and we have absolutely nothing to say."

"No."

"That's it, Fengxia, come out quickly."

"I'll pack my things."

"Yes, yes, yes, pack your things. You will go home with your grandma in a while and get married. Don't come back and scare us if you have nothing to do."

(End of this chapter)