The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 273 You Are Not Worthy To Marry Us

Don't come back.

Listen.

This is what the father told his daughter to marry.

Jia Zhang said that she was very careful, and she looked at the room where the voice came from with a hint of expectation.

God bless.

I hope I think too much.

It doesn't matter if the voice is ugly, as long as the appearance is good enough and the figure is good enough, it's a small loss that their family can still afford it.

There was a creaking sound, and then a figure stepped out of it, which scared Jia Zhang almost up.

is this man?
This is clearly a ghost!

No, no.

Not a ghost.

It's You Fengxia, the daughter-in-law of the stick.

How can a person look better than Captain Jia?

Now, no matter how stupid Jia Zhang is, she still knows that she has misunderstood. She understands why those people shot at her gloating expressions.

The short and short girl really competes with the short and short, and in some respects, they have staged this blue out of blue and better than blue, and even worse.

How could there be such a girl in the world, she gathered all the shortcomings of the short-haired boy on herself, and perfectly avoided the advantages of the short-haired boy.

A complex of shortcomings.

Jia Zhang really couldn't think of other words.

There is a line in Cai Ming's sketch, which is called a face on the pockmark, and little You Fengxia has a face squeezed out of the pockmark, or is it a horrible, terrifying cheek that scares people to death.

How can people be so ugly?
Jia Zhang glanced at the other party with concern.

The hair is sparse like three hairs, the color is not right, yellow hair, green hair, purple hair, colorful hair.It has a bulbous nose, and the nose hairs are squeezed out of the nostrils, as if two brushes were inserted.The lion's toothless mouth was yellowed and uneven, drooling sparingly.The ears are asymmetrical protruding ears, one side is big and the other side is small.

Look at Wu Dalang from afar.

Take a closer look at Tu Xingsun.

Look closely at the hanged ghost.

A proper concentrated essence, a concentrated essence that has gathered countless shortcomings...

Jia Zhang's words were so poor that he couldn't think of words that could describe little You Fengxia's appearance, all words, or reason, turned into illusions in front of little You Fengxia's miserable face.

My mind went blank and I forgot.

Only terror, infinite terror.

Thinking of the horrifying picture of the stick and the concentrated essence together, Jia Zhang felt that she was sorry for the stick, grandma cheated on you!

Jia Zhang, who wanted to cry without tears, grinned silly at the little You Fengxia who stood in front of her, wishing she could go back with Jia Zhang now and marry Stickong.

Jiazhang wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in and end this ridiculous scene.

"Is there any medicine?"

"My dear, are you feeling unwell?"

"I want to die."

"Grandma, you can't die. Even if you want to die, you have to wait until I get married with Banggan, so that I can dress you in mourning for Grandma."

Is this what a person said?

Jia Zhang tried her best to look at the little You Fengxia in front of her, and gasped in fright. The little You Fengxia had a bad breath when she spoke, which made Jia Zhang shut herself.

"It's great, it's all grandma's fault."

"Grandma, I am easy to feed. I eat very little. I usually eat five eggs and three catties of dried noodles in the morning, six steamed buns and one catty of meat and vegetables at noon, and eight big meat buns plus two catties of donkey miscellaneous soup at night. At one o'clock, I have a big bowl of egg soup for supper."

Jia Zhang's eyelids rolled up.

This is a human?

Or a rice bucket?

How much does this amount of food cost per month?
As far as the difficulty of the Jia family's bare walls is concerned, it really can't afford to support them.

Even the daughter-in-law can't afford to support her, and the daughter-in-law is hungry after marriage. If such a reputation spreads, the Jia family will really become the Jia family.

Jiazhang's brows were tightly furrowed, her mouth was too constricted, and she had a bitter face.

Zhennima is worried.

I can't explain it to Sticky.

"grandmother."

"You wait for a while, I'll ask you, you are really You Fengxia."

The voice of Jia Zhang's inquiry was full of strong anxiety, she really wanted to hear the words "I'm not You Fengxia" from the mouth of the concentrated essence.

pity.

God didn't open his eyes.

Concentrated essence said: "I am You Fengxia, grandma, the real You Fengxia, your granddaughter-in-law, your wonderful daughter-in-law."

Jiazhang's heart skipped a beat when she called her grandma.

grandmother.

who is your grandma
I am not your grandma.

"Dear family, my girl's name is You Fengxia. You asked You Fengxia, and you said that Maoyan Hutong is the fourth courtyard house from the east. It all matches. This is fate."

Dwarf Dwarf chimed in beside him.

It's hard to meet a big turtle, but you have to catch it. Whether his girl, You Fengxia, can get married depends on today's big show, and you have to sing well with all your heart.

"The You Fengxia I'm looking for is not this You Fengxia." Jiazhang was so anxious that she was about to jump, and said the appearance of the You Fengxia she remembered, "The You Fengxia I was talking about Tall, beautiful, with a sweet voice, thin body, long hair, squirmy walk."

The concentrated essence froze.

The dwarf's face froze.

Jia Zhang is going to repent.

If you were an ordinary person, your grandson would be stupid, and he would also have the disease of shitting and urinating in his pants. It's a rare girl who doesn't dislike him, so you just happily agree.

Jia Zhang doesn't think so.

In Jia Zhang's heart, even if the stick is stupid and suffers from incontinence, it is still a stick, she is Jia Zhang's precious grandson.

When Jia Zhang's precious grandson marries a daughter-in-law, he must marry a girl with good conditions in all aspects like Da Youfengxia, and girls who are below this standard will not be considered.

The little You Fengxia who was like a condensed essence in front of her was not worthy of carrying shoes for their Jia family.

The stick doesn't need such a concentrated essence. Such a concentrated essence is not worthy of the stick. The stick is stupid, and he is still the one who cannot be reached with the concentrated essence.

If two people get together and the children born inherit each other's shortcomings, that is, concentrated essence plus stupidity, the Jia Zhang family will not survive, and the Jia family will be shameless.

No.

Say nothing.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake. The You Fengxia I was looking for is not this You Fengxia." Jia Zhang said regrettable words, and began to snatch the red envelope from the short boy.

As long as the meeting red envelope is in the hands of Jia Zhang, this oolong will become an oolong.

It's important to get back the meeting red envelope.

Ao Xiaozi had been on guard against Jia Zhang's move, and hid the meeting red envelope in his crotch.

Come come.

Come grab it.

"relatives by marriage."

Mrs. Jia Zhang trembled all over, this in-law's address is comparable to black and white impermanence calling your name.

"Who is your in-laws?" Jia Zhang's face turned ruthless, "I've said it all, there was a misunderstanding, the You Fengxia I'm looking for is not the You Fengxia in front of me."

"Dear family, this is your fault. You just said in front of countless neighbors that you are the grandma of the stick, and you came to propose marriage to You Fengxia of our family in person on behalf of the stick. Why did you say it on the front foot, but you refused to admit it on the back foot? You also said that the You Fengxia you are looking for is You Fengxia in the fourth courtyard from the east of Maoyan Hutong. Our house is the fourth courtyard from the east of Maoyan Hutong. There is only one in our courtyard named Youfeng Xia's girl is my girl."

The concentrated essence echoed, "Yes."

"Family, as you said, you would rather demolish ten temples than destroy one family. You gave me the red envelope for meeting, and I also received the red envelope for meeting as You Fengxia's parent. According to the rules of our elders in the capital, this family The marriage is over, neighbors in the neighborhood, is it the same reason for you to comment on it?"

Look down and see you.

As neighbors in a big compound, they naturally think of the dwarf when talking.

Concentrated essence married out.

They are also happy.

As for the appearance of the concentrated essence, they also looked flustered.

It's good to get married.

"Great mother."

"Grandma, not Mom."

"Grandma Banggen, this is your fault. You can come if you say so. When you just entered the hospital, you yelled loudly, saying that you are the grandma of Banggen, and you Fengxia's grandma, and that you are the grandma of Banggen The daughter-in-law is You Fengxia, what do you mean?"

Faced with the questioning, Jia Zhang opened her mouth, but now she couldn't speak.

Stealing chickens will not lose rice.

I wanted to use this public opinion to join You Fengxia's army, and at the same time turn those people in the compound into pawns in the plan, using these people to achieve the goal of marrying You Fengxia to Banggen.

A moment of carelessness.

Instead, You Fengxia overwhelmed one army, and these people also became pawns in You Fengxia's hands, forcing Jiazhang's in turn.

This thing is messed up.

It was obviously a trap dug for the other party.

The end result.

Trapped Jia Zhang himself in it.

No way forward.

"We all know what you think. Don't you just want to turn raw rice into cooked rice? Many of us have heard it and seen it. You misunderstood and made a mistake. You want to turn this page Turn it over? This is too simple! When the upper lip touches the lower lip, there is nothing? You didn’t do this! According to what you said, I will slap you and tell you that I recognized the wrong person. OK?"

"A misunderstanding is a misunderstanding, but what did you say in front of so many of us? You said you proposed to You Fengxia for the stick, and you gave this meeting red envelope. According to the rules of the elders, the meeting red envelope means that the man is optimistic about the woman and agrees to marry her." The woman is a wife, if you don't agree, why do you give a red envelope to meet?"

Jia Zhang's old face is pulled by the old man.

Didn't this come to mind?

Jia Zhang can be regarded as that kind of insider.

Typical house horizontal.

The more familiar people are, the more noisy Jia Zhang is.

If this had been replaced by a quadrangle of beasts, Jia Zhang would have started crying and screaming.

"If you don't give the meeting red envelope, there is still room for redemption in this matter. You have already given the meeting red envelope. The marriage between Bang Geng and You Fengxia is a nail in the coffin. You can't go back on your word. You misunderstood, You Fengxia How to marry? There is one way now, get married and let You Fengxia marry BangGong."

Jia Zhang was melancholy.

If the concentrated essence looks good.

Jia Zhang has already agreed to this request in a hurry.

It's not that the appearance of the concentrated essence can't catch Jia Zhang's eyes.

"Bangjiao is a lunatic and suffers from incontinence. My wife is obsessed with ghosts and wants to find a wife for Bangjiao. I am confused and repent. Yu fell into the fire pit, my old lady can't do such wicked things."

To dump the pot.

Jia Zhang had no choice but to throw out the fact that the stick was crazy as a trump card.

A good man who marries a lunatic?

This is Jia Zhang's reliance.

In order to prevent the sticks from marrying the concentrated essence, Jia Zhang said nonsense against his will, but praised the concentrated essence, beautifying the shortcomings of the concentrated essence.

"I really like Fengxia, but I can't just push Fengxia into the fire pit of our Jia family just because I like her."

"Short, the chassis is stable, and you are not afraid of falling while working. Some people are tall and fall every day when they walk, and they are in a hurry to buy clothes to pay for cloth."

"The hair is thin, so I saved the money for this shampoo. Besides, our hair is colorful, and it looks like a parrot, so pretty."

"Garlic nose, my wife really likes it, especially the two tubes of nose hair in the nasal cavity, which can effectively cover the snot, which most people don't want."

"This mouth is so big that it eats all directions. Our Fengxia's mouth is a mouth that eats all directions. I heard that some people still spend money to dye their teeth yellow. Our Fengxia is born with yellow teeth. The uneven feeling of bumps is something that others don't have. Just one word looks good, what about bad breath? Some people spend money to buy stinky tofu, but we Fengxia don’t use it, we bring our own.”

"Seeing Fengxia's many advantages, my wife likes Fengxia's two ears the most. The two ears are different in shape. The left ear is big and triangular, and the right ear is small and pentagonal. This kind of ear is that Chong Wangfu's ears, our family is really blessed to marry you. And Fengxia's pockmarked face, the pockmarked face is really strange, my wife treats this pockmarked face."

Jia Zhang was speechless.

Facing the pockmarked face of concentrated essence.

I am really at a loss for words.

Can't think of this nonsense vocabulary.

There is also the credit of the short scorpion.

He clearly knew that Jia Zhang was just telling nonsense, but the short-haired man pretended to be a false expression on his face.

With this expression, Jia Zhang turned into an ant on a hot pot, unable to sit or stand, wanted to run but couldn't, and was blocked by people.

"Dear family, since you are so optimistic about Fengxia, let me just say one thing. I have nothing to say about Banggen and Fengxia's marriage. Let's discuss when they will get married now."

Jia Zhang was choked.

Concentrated essence looks like this, and I still want to marry a stick.

Pooh.

"I did not mean that."

"In-laws, don't refuse, follow me, today is a good day, it's a good day for marriage, so I might as well let Feng Xia and Bang Geng get married."

Jia Zhang's body softened inexplicably, and she found that she had no countermeasures against this kind of person who deliberately pretended to be confused.

Sapo.

People don't give face.

Tell people bluntly that stick stems are crazy.

The dwarf had a nonchalant expression on his face.

Compared with the fact that the stick is crazy and the concentrated essence is married to the stick.

The latter is more important.

The thing that the short-haired child cares about is when the concentrated essence will marry the stick stem. The sooner they marry, the better.

This Nima.

"Bang Cang is crazy. He poops in his pants several times a day and wets several pants a day. I can't push a girl like Fengxia into the fire pit, can I? The old woman can't do such a thing, Bang Cang I can only be destined to have no relationship with Fengxia, if I can't be a husband and wife, I can still be a brother and sister. The 100 yuan is right to be a meeting gift for Fengxia from my elders. It is also very good to have many younger sisters named Fengxia. "

Jia Zhang had a brainstorm and made up a step down for himself, and also made up a reason for meeting the red envelope.As long as the stalk of the meeting red envelope is rounded, the concentrated essence has nothing to do with the stick stalk, and she, Jia Zhang, will not be so embarrassed.

"In-laws, brother and sister? You can't be siblings, you can only be husband and wife."

"No."

Jia Zhang really had no choice but to think of a reason to go to the bathroom.

There are countermeasures.

There are policies below.

You can go to the toilet.

But there were a few people guarding Jia Zhang outside the toilet.

In the end, Mrs. Jia Zhang became cruel, stomped her feet, got out of the pit, and ran towards the animal courtyard like lightning.

I messed up the sticky marriage, so I have to talk to the stick.

Jiazhang is also worried that Ao Zongzi is eager to get rid of the concentrated essence and deliver the concentrated essence to the door. When the time comes, will the stick marry the concentrated essence?

This is one aspect.

On the other hand, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt that the Jia family could not afford to lose this person. With such a condensed and terrifying appearance, she, Mrs. Jia, had to be laughed at by the beasts in the courtyard for several months.

(End of this chapter)