The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 275

After Ao Zhazi escaped from the courtyard with the concentrated essence.

Zhahuhu was busy sending Jia Zhangshi to the crematorium with a small cart, and suddenly heard a rational voice coming from behind them.

"This is me."

The beasts looked at the stick.

They found that the sticks at this time were somewhat different from the previous sticks.

The most obvious is the sticky eyes.

clear.

reason.

There was no longer the panic and confusion before, and the dazed expression on his face was gone.

"Bang, are you awake?"

"What's wrong with me?" Bang Gon saw Jia Zhang who was lying on the ground and was foaming at the mouth, and mistakenly thought that Jia Zhang was really dead, so he rushed over at a brisk pace.

Come on stick.

The beasts go.

Who made Stickong's body full of feces and urine, which stinks to the heavens, comparable to a small latrine.

Stick calling for grandma, while shaking Jia Zhang's body vigorously with his hands.

I don't know if it was the stick's voice that did the work, or the action of the stick shaking Jia Zhang's made the effect, or Jia Zhang's nose smelled the smell of feces and urine on the stick.

Jia Zhang slowly opened his eyes.

It also made those beasts who argued whether to send Jia Zhang to the crematorium first, or notify the police first, and then send Jia Zhang to the crematorium to be dumbfounded.

Jia Zhang did not die.

How else would they send Jia Zhang to the crematorium?

Although the stick is awake, the incontinence problem has not disappeared. When it should be pulled into the pants, it will continue to be pulled into the pants, and when it should urinate, it will continue to urinate.

As such.

The madness of stick stems is not as good as bad.

His mind was muddled, and even if feces and urine were left in his pants, Bang Ji himself didn't feel ashamed and panicked.

Those who do not know are not afraid.

awake.

On the contrary, I felt ashamed and hid in the house by myself, refusing to come out.

The noisy house of Jia Zhang's is like a latrine.

During the days when the stick was crazy, he wandered around in the courtyard all day long, and didn't go back to the house at night. His mind cleared up, but the situation was reversed, and he became shy.

It also made Jia Zhang an ant on a hot pot, wishing to find a rope to hang himself.

It's not about marrying a wife for stick stems.

It's for the sticky incontinence thing.

Stick has said more than once that what's the point of living in this world with him like this, he just dies.

The roots of the Jia family.

Jia Zhang's darling.

Is it okay to die?
Can't die.

Mrs. Jia Zhang cast her eyes for help to those rare beasts around, "His first uncle, his second uncle, his third uncle, all neighbors, I beg you, please give me a trick, our Jia family It’s just a single seedling of the stick, if the stick is gone, the Jia family will lose their incense.”

When you look at me and I look at you, all the beasts have that kind of expression that they can't figure out what to do.

It was Xu Damao's idea to treat insanity, which made them think of a way to treat incontinence.

Just two words.

No trick.

A beast suggested, "How about we look for Xu Damao?"

Jia Zhang's body went limp, and he almost slumped down on the ground.

Look for Xu Damao again.

Last time, because of the beasts, Xu Damao was approached, and according to the method Xu Damao gave, he cured the good stick to become a fool.

This is Xu Damao again.

What if Xu Damao came up with such a wicked idea again and cured the stick?
……

Inside Xu Damao's office.

The beasts briefly explained the matter, and Xu Damao was helpless at the time.

All the sticks are so virtuous, yet Jia Zhang even wants You Fengxia to be the wife of the stick.He also shouted that girls who are below You Fengxia's standard will not be considered, saying that those girls who are below You Fengxia's standard are not qualified to be the daughter-in-law of their Jia family, and said no to the concentrated essence delivered to the door.

This tone.

It's just crazy.

What's going on in your head?

To have such an unrealistic idea of ​​self.

As far as Jia’s family’s conditions are, and they still have the face to say no to the concentrated essence, it’s enough to get the concentrated essence if they don’t dislike you, but they also despise others.

Why did You Fengxia agree to this marriage at the beginning? Does Jia Zhang have no idea?

If Qin Huairu was in power, there might still be something going on between You Fengxia and Bang Geng.

Qin Huairu went in, and You Fengxia brought people to make trouble on the second day after Qin Huairu entered, and in the name of being misfortune, the stick changed from ten years to 19 years.

This is the rhythm of the two sides tearing their skins apart.

They have become enemies of life and death.

Jiazhang still wanted to make You Fengxia a good wife.

A cripple and an incontinent lunatic, can a woman like You Fengxia fall in love with a stick?
When the two of them had a story back then, Qin Huairu was also suspected of bullying others with his power.

The problem is that Jia Zhang didn't find that You Fengxia, but found You Fengxia who is a complex of human shortcomings, and even frightened the madness of the stick.

Back then, BangGiao went crazy because the beasts gave him some folk remedies.

The stick was incontinent because someone was making a fuss, and Xu Damao was still a bystander, and the stick was scared by that vicious look and lost control. Since then, he has suffered from incontinence.

If you ask the bottom line.

It's scary.

The stick was frightened crazy, and it was frightened again.

Incontinence is also due to fear.

The ancients said.

Only by prescribing the right medicine can the disease be cured.

Since the incontinence of the stick is caused by being frightened, can you find someone to scare the stick and see if you can scare the incontinence of the stick.

If you are scared, you will be scared.

It doesn't matter if you don't scare well, the stick is incontinence, it doesn't matter if it is serious, anyway, the unlucky one is not Xu Damao, but Jia Zhang.

……

Same as last time, Jia Zhang has been waiting for the beasts, the first time he saw the beasts, Jia Zhang greeted them early.

This time, Mrs. Jia Zhang learned the lesson from the last time. When he came to the beasts, he first checked if there was anything in the hands of the beasts. There must be no more pig manure, donkey urine and other things that could be used as a means for sticks.

Jia Zhang couldn't stand it.

Stick stems can't stand it either, they're all crazy.

"How about it?"

"Mother Huairu, if Xu Damao's business is so big, we went to Xu Damao's place and told about you marrying a wife to Bangjiao and that you and Bangjiao were taken aback by that girl. Xu Damao was at that time gave the cause."

"So Xu Damao has a solution?"

"Xu Damao gave another recipe."

Jia Zhang's complexion changed drastically.

I really worry about whatever comes.

For prescriptions, see prescriptions.

The recipe last time was simply a crime.

Now another recipe.

"Mother Huairu, don't worry, this time it's still a folk recipe, but this time the folk recipe is different from the last one. This time we don't need things like pig manure and donkey urine, just rely on one word, scare."

"scare."

"Xu Damao said that the incontinence of the stick was caused by being frightened. He was at the scene that day and witnessed that the stick was pulled into his crotch by fright. Since this disease is caused by fright, it must be treated with scaring. Stick Didn’t the madness of the stem be scared by that You Fengxia? We neighbors mean that you come forward and invite that You Fengxia to the courtyard. You Fengxia let BangGeng push in front of him to scare BangGeng well, and BangGeng's incontinence will be healed."

Jia Zhang disapproved.

The concentrated essence and the family of Ai Xiaozizi, Jia Zhang's family didn't even have time to hide, so she even went to get close to her. If the concentrated essence didn't leave, she would marry Stickong.

What about sticks?
What is she going to do with Jia Zhang?
"Huairu mother, do you disagree?"

Jia Zhang nodded.

"Then we can only use this trick." Yan Fugui leaned in front of Jia Zhang and explained his plan in a low voice. The more he said, Jia Zhang's face became terrified.

This method is too immoral.

It's fine if it's cured.

If this is cured.

The stick is completely useless.

(End of this chapter)