The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 276

In a dark room.

Stick stem looked at his wet pants annoyed.

In the blink of an eye just now, the urine of the stick wetted the trousers of the stick again without the consent of the stick, and the pungent smell of urine filled the nostrils of the stick, and it also stirred the mind of the stick, It hits the rational brain of the stick, and it is always on the verge of collapse.

Xu Damao was right.

A crazy stick is far happier than a sober one.

No worries.

Don't know what shame is.

Carefree.

Even if he suffers from incontinence, he pulls his pants inside his pants from time to time, and wets his pants from time to time, Crazy Stick Terrier still feels fearless.

The ignorant are fearless.

But now.

Stick is awake, he knows shyness and embarrassment, otherwise he wouldn't be locked in the house alone.

incontinence.

Ling BangGong dared not eat or drink water, and he even forced himself not to sleep.

Sticky doesn't know if he will stage a scene of feces and urine in his sleep, the only thing he can do is not eat, drink or sleep, and stay in the house like a prison.Only such a lonely environment can slightly relieve the shyness of the stick. Only this isolated environment can make the stick feel that he is a person. Only in this empty environment, the stick will feel It's not that embarrassing to be yourself.

After knowing that he was suffering from incontinence, he thought of escaping, which is also the only way he can choose. He found himself more and more fond of this kind of dark environment alone. The darkness seems to be able to block the stick Those shy things.

Stick is resenting himself, resenting why he became sober all of a sudden, looking at the wet pants, stick is really willing to be so stupid all the time.

Waking up is so painful.

Annoyed, he slammed his head against the wall as a weapon.

This is the umpteenth time Stick has hit his head against the wall.

The painful sensation caused by the impact of the head on the wall brought a kind of pleasure that he had never experienced before, and this pleasure seemed to be able to relieve the depression and shyness in the heart of the stick to the greatest extent. He needed Use pain to suppress the self-shyness in your heart.

The blood flowed down the stick's forehead and into the stick's mouth.

Salty.

sticky.

fishy.

Stimulated by the blood, the stick's eyes turned scarlet. These eyes looked like a man-eating beast without a trace of human emotion.

Stick stem suddenly had an idea that he hadn't had before.

go away.

It's not about leaving the courtyard.

Instead leave this nasty world.

Death at this moment is not so scary, it even has a little bit of beauty in it, what really scares Bang Giao is the eyes of all the beasts in the courtyard looking at him.

Icy.

fling in teeth.

gloat.

This kind of look that wished for your bad luck was the last straw that crushed the stick.

Maybe he died, so he didn't have to face the cold and boundless eyes of the beasts.

It's just that I'm a little sorry for Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang's expectations for the stick are so high.

If the stick dies, only Jia Zhang will really suffer, and the rest of them will only regret that they have no jokes to watch, so that they no longer have good shows to watch.

Just beasts.

Stick stem hesitated, he didn't know if his idea of ​​leaving was right.

But when Banggen's nose smelled of urine again, his hesitation instantly turned into running water. With his state like this, he could only be a drag on Jia Zhang's life.

One hundred dead.

died.

Jia Zhang doesn't have to worry about it anymore.

sorry.

Stick muttered, and then grabbed the kitchen knife on the table to his left.

what.

Caught empty.

Stick looked suspiciously to the left, he remembered that he had indeed put a kitchen knife on the table just now.

empty.

There was no kitchen knife on the table, but a pack of Niu Shifu instant noodles.

This pack of instant noodles was specially bought by Jiazhang for BangGong, worried that he would starve himself out.

Stick frowned slightly, and he turned his gaze to the right.

If there is no mistake in the stick's memory, the instant noodles are on the table on the right side of the stick, and the kitchen knife is on the left side of the stick.

But now.

The kitchen knife on the left table turned into instant noodles, but the instant noodles on the right table turned into a kitchen knife.

Did you remember wrong?

Sticky blinked his eyes, and then his face changed drastically, as if Sticky had seen the most frightening horror event in the world.

The kitchen knife and instant noodles that I saw clearly just now changed their original positions in the blink of an eye. The instant noodles on the left table turned into a kitchen knife, while the instant noodles on the right table turned into a kitchen knife. With a living stick.

There is only one living person in the house, and the stick did not move these things, so who changed the original positions of these things.

Stick has no idea of ​​self-termination, and now he wants to figure out what happened in the house, why the things on the tables on the left and right of him change again and again, who did it?
There seemed to be no one else in the room except the stick.

Bang Geng glanced around, but didn't find any clues, until Bang Geng set his gaze on the photo of his father hanging on the wall.

This is an ordinary black-and-white posthumous photo. It looks like nothing in the past. It is exactly the same as other photos, except that the color is different.

But now, in this dark and slightly bright environment, looking at this black-and-white photo, the stick's heart suddenly becomes agitated, as if the black-and-white photo came alive, giving the stick An eerie feeling.

are the eyes.

The eyes in the posthumous photo gave BangGong a weird and strange look, as if the eyes had suddenly come to life, and it seemed that the eyes had been silently watching every move of the stick.

Because of all this.

Stick dry swallowed a mouthful of spit, and twisted his body slightly to the left.

Strange things happen.

The pair of godless eyes in the white and black photos also moved to the left.

The stick can see very clearly. It used to look straight, but now it has become squinted.

Photos come alive.

No, no.

Or haunted.

Sticking forcibly suppressed the panic in his heart, he twisted his body slightly to the right, and the eyeballs on the photo became right squinted.

Fryer.

All the feelings were instantly fried, and even the hair on the stick's head stood up one by one at this moment. He moved his body, trying to escape from this damn place, but his body and limbs seemed to be sucked dry All the power, nothing to move.

"what!"

BangGou yelled in horror, and he found that his shout seemed to be heard only by himself, or he hadn't yelled out this scream, and the sound was always in BangGeng's mouth from beginning to end. spin around.

This……

Stick's eyes were wide open. During the struggle just now, he accidentally saw the mirror.

The mirror stick is no stranger to him. Ever since he woke up, he has never had the courage to look at himself in the mirror. He doesn't want to see his downcast self.

Just now, I accidentally glanced at it and found that there was no shadow of a stick in the mirror, but there was a ghost of a humanoid bull head.

The ghost image existed for a short time and disappeared in a flash, but Sticky was sure that he was not dazzled, and he did indeed see the ghost image in the mirror.

Bull head horse noodles.

This is the only word sticky can think of.

Could it be that he is already dead?
Otherwise, why would you see a bull's head and a horse's face.

Or maybe he is not dead yet, but he has seen dirty things that he shouldn't have seen.

Think about it this way.

Stick stem's brain is much more active.

Verify that you are not dead.

Very simple.

Just see if you feel any pain.

Stick raised his right hand, and slapped himself fiercely. The moment he slapped his cheek with [-]% strength, an extremely powerful force was produced, and this huge force immediately produced an effect. The force was on the surface of the cheek, and severe pain was generated from it. This extremely powerful pain penetrated the epidermis of the skin, acted on the nerve, and then fed back to the brain along the nerve, and even let out a painful gasp .

Painful but happy.

Pain means you are not dead.

In this way, there is only one explanation, that is, the stick saw something unclean, and this thing is a ghost!
As soon as he thought of this frightening word, Banggen no longer had the idea of ​​killing himself, and he suddenly gained strength, or maybe the body that was not under the management of Banggen just now was now given the command right by himself.

Stick turned over from the ground and sat up, and rushed towards the door. When he got there, he pushed open the door without saying a word. He was so scared that he yelled.

Inside is a mirror.

The figure in the mirror is also a stick figure.

People are scary.

Scary.

The ordinary shadow of the stick frightened him half to death, as if his body had been kicked by a peerless martial arts expert, the body of the stick flew upside down, and then fell heavily sat on the ground.

Not caring too much, he got up in a panic, and fled in one direction like a headless chicken slamming into it. He heard a heavy impact sound, and then saw the stick straight up and passed out.

The sound of the heavy head hitting the wall was clearly transmitted to the ears of the beasts outside the house.

Jia Zhang's face was distressed.

Her eldest grandson, stick terrier, shouldn't have hit a good one.

The Jia family is just such a single seedling.

"His third master, will anything happen to the boy, Bangjiu?"

Yan Fugui fell into deep thought.

Yan Fugui could hear all the movements in the house clearly, and the movements made by the stick in the house were enough to prove that the stick was scared to death.

Xu Damao said that this folk prescription is called fighting poison with poison, and treating the incontinence of the stick by scaring the stick out of control.

Since it is scary.

You have to be terrified.

The key is that there is no scale, and I don't know how to control it.When the scale was over, the stick was scared out of his wits, and Yan Fugui couldn't bear the responsibility.If the scale is small, the incontinence of the stick can not be cured, and it also makes the stick have a certain psychological preparation.

difficult.

Yan Fugui frowned tightly.

This matter was controlled by him, Yan Fugui.

At this moment.

Not to mention that Yan Fugui was a little uncertain, even the beasts that Yan Fugui called in to help scare the sticks were a little uncertain.

Carrying props such as mourning sticks and iron chains in their hands, wearing black and white impermanent clothes, and wearing masks with bull heads and horse faces on their faces, the beasts became a little hesitant when the sound of the sticks hitting the room came out.

Stick was so frightened that he fainted.

Will they continue to carry out the intimidation plan formulated by Yan Fugui to treat incontinence?

If the stick is really scared to death, who will bear the responsibility?

"Third Master, shall we continue?"

"If you don't forget it, it really scares the stick out, who is responsible?"

"Why don't we forget it? Let's continue, we are treating the sticks. If we forget about it, who will pay for our hard work and the rental fees for these things?"

"I think what Guangtian said is reasonable. We are not doing immoral things. We are doing good deeds. Even if something happens, it has nothing to do with us. Otherwise, we will follow the plan made by the third master and we will do good deeds." What a scare stick?"

"This matter depends on the third master, and we don't count."

Yan Fugui thought for a moment, and thought that the questions raised by the beasts were very constructive, and he must pay attention to them. Yan Fugui didn't want to bear the responsibility of this life lawsuit, so he hurriedly greeted several people and prepared to carry the stick to the hospital.

Also anxious.

Forgot to replace these props and clothes.

It happened to be night again.

Under the dark night.

With a bull's head and a horse's face and black and white impermanence, four ghosts ran away carrying one person.

The picture is terrifying.

I don't know how many people were scared away along the way, but Hao Lai sent the stick to the hospital without any risk. After some examination, the doctor told Yan Fugui, Jia Zhang and others about the situation of the stick.

Generally speaking.

The situation of stick stems is divided into one good and many bad.

one good.

It was Xu Damao's plan to treat incontinence with fear, which successfully achieved the expected therapeutic effect.

Checked.

The bladder, large intestine and other functions of the rod stem are intact, and the data in all aspects are correct. There is no possibility of incontinence and peeing in the pants.

Countless bad is more than one piece of bad news.

There are several pieces of bad news, all of which have something to do with the stick.

Article one.
After repeated diagnosis by the doctor, the stick has a heart attack and can no longer suffer any major shocks. Once it is frightened by pretending to be a ghost, the stick may be scared to death.

Yan Fugui and the beasts broke out in cold sweat.

Fortunately, I called a stop in time, and I am glad that I did not continue to intimidate the stick, otherwise I would have scared the stick to death. If the stick died, they would have to go to jail and be shot.

I didn't hear from the doctor that if the stick is frightened, it may be frightened to death.

Article [-].
In addition to suffering from a heart attack, the stick can no longer receive air. If it is caught, the stick may die due to poor breathing.

Article [-].
The body of the stick is torn down, and it is impossible to do heavy work, and even light work must be done less.

Article [-].
Stick terriers need rest, eat something nutritious.

The fifth.
Stick stems also add an additional problem of asthma, which requires a certain amount of funds and...

Article Six's mouth becomes...

Article [-]...

No ...

Hearing so many bad news from Banggen, Jiazhang wanted to cry, but didn't come up in one breath, and passed away.

With so much bad news, it's a combination of shortcomings!
(End of this chapter)