The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 301 Silly Zhu is pretending again

Silly Zhu is also a good player in dressing up, and after expressing his intention, he straightened his waist slightly, and put his drooping hands behind his back.

At this moment.

Silly Zhu is full of confidence in himself.

Although the clothes on his body were outdated, they were exceptionally clean. He wore a black tunic suit, black cloth shoes, a black advance cap on his head, and a Shanghi brand watch on his wrist.

This pretends that he is not a working manager, he is also a veteran cadre who has just retired.

what.

After the doorman handed him a blank sheet of paper, Sha Zhu suddenly felt that his brain was not enough.

I'm here for dinner, why are you giving me a blank sheet of paper?

Co-authored to make me stupid to eat paper!

When Xu Damao went in, you didn't give me anything, and when I went in, you gave me a blank sheet of paper, you're looking down on me silly.

Snob.

A little doorman doesn't even take me silly Zhu seriously.

You are trying to rebel.

"I'm here for dinner."

Silly Zhu repeated his voice just now, with a slightly higher pitch.

Loud.

Be justified on your own behalf.

You are right, what are you afraid of?
The doorman's eyes were a bit weird, giving Sha Zhu a look similar to looking at a fool, with a hint of panic in it.

He is afraid of himself.

Silly Zhu didn't find the reason from himself, he attributed the reason to the outfit that Yi Zhonghai gave him.

"What are you looking at? I'm here for dinner."

"Are you sure you are here to eat? Not to do other things?" The doorman questioned hesitantly.

There are too many strange events in the world.

But even if it's too much, you shouldn't come here to eat.

This is where this old man should come to eat.

"Nonsense, I'm not here to eat, what am I here for?" Sha Zhu's tone was inexplicably more arrogant.

He decided that no matter what happened, no matter how tough the doorman behaved, Sha Zhu must enter this side door.

It's about Sha Zhu's face.

Don't lose face.

Without face, what else is there to do?
I, silly, have been good all my life because of this face.

"Let me tell you, I just came here to eat. Do you think my attire doesn't look like the owner who came here to eat? But I really want to tell you the truth, I just came here to eat today. Where to eat, I don’t care about going to other places.”

Sha Zhu suddenly remembered the stalk that Yan Fugui told him a few days ago, which was the stalk that Sha Zhu planned for Xu Damao's failure, but instead made Sha Zhu himself.

Could it be that the doorman asked for money?
Just that tip.

Xu Damao didn't give it when he entered just now, but if he gave it himself, wouldn't he appear to be stronger than Xu Damao?

Hey.

The stupid Zhu with a muddled mind finally buried himself in the trap again, and took out a stack of money from his pocket. The money was all given by Yi Zhonghai in the name of a loan. As for when the stupid Zhu will pay it back, That's Shazhu's own business, anyway, Shazhu has the plan not to pay it back.

Sha Zhu took out a two-yuan bill from the stack of money Yi Zhonghai gave him, and stuffed it generously into the doorman's hand.

"tip."

Xu Damao gave one yuan to the doorman, and he gave two yuan to the doorman himself.

This is equivalent to trampling Xu Damao under his feet.

The doorman who got a tip of two dollars from Sha Zhu finally made a gesture of invitation to Sha Zhu respectfully, and invited him into the side door.

Silly Zhu originally thought that he had imagined the Beijing Hotel as a high-end atmosphere, luxury cannot be luxurious, and when he entered it, his eyes were bright and bright, the world inside and the world outside formed two diametrically opposite sides. picture.

A small door unexpectedly divided into two distinct worlds.

Only then did Sha Zhu realize that he had finally become that frog in a well.

He opened his eyes.

The lobby is resplendent and magnificent, and the bright lights are reflected on the red carpet covered with glory and halo in the corridor, giving people a luxurious and elegant taste.

No wonder Xu Damao came here.

When Sha Zhu felt strange looking at everything, a woman in her early forties, with a rag in her hand, was cleaning the handrails on both sides of the corridor, and said to Sha Zhu, "Mr. Hello."

For the first time in his life, Sha Zhu was called Mr. by a member of the opposite sex.

This title.

Invisibly increased Shazhu's self-confidence.

This outfit is not bad, it scares people to call me, silly Zhu, Mr.

From the moment Shazhu remembers things, it seems that no one has called him Mr. Yiyi, and they all call Shazhu Shazhu. As the age increases, a size is added in front of the name Shazhu to distinguish it. Dashazhu or Xiaoshazhu.

"I'm here for dinner."

"Sir, are you here to eat?" The woman's face was as confused as the doorman's.

This is because the brain is flooded, so I came here to eat.

"Yes, I just came here to eat." Silly Zhu guessed that he was addicted to pretending to be a rich man, and he tipped another one yuan, "Tip."

Stop talking.

Shazhu couldn't help but walk towards a room marked with a man's pattern on it.

When pushing the door to enter.

Silly Zhu was still a little puzzled, wondering why this Beijing restaurant divides the customers into male and female groups, could it be that the men eat in one room and the women eat in the other room?
I heard that there is a special restaurant for men and women. People of different genders can only eat in their designated restaurants, and are not allowed to eat in restaurants of the opposite sex.

Is this the tune of the Capital Hotel?
All doubts and suspicions were instantly enlightened when Shazhu saw the scene in front of him.

Okay.

I messed myself up.

I can't blame the silly Zhu for saying "I'm here to eat", the doorman and the woman will look at the idiot-like eyes.

Nima.

Call yourself a big fool.

day.

It was all caused by Xu Damao.

If it wasn't for keeping an eye on Xu Damao, he would have used the toilet as a dining room and insisted on coming in to eat?
This is for dinner?

This he M is eating shit!
"day!"

Sha Zhu yelled in his heart, but in an instant he sighed again, no matter how many swear words he swears at this time, it won't help.

Who made himself ignorant, mistook the toilet for a restaurant, and swore to the doorman that he came here to eat.

dog day.

There is no place to spend money.

The toilet has been repaired so magnificently, the degree of luxury and beauty is many times higher than the kennel where Sha Zhu lives now.

Leave first.

What's the deal with the toilet.

Sha Zhu turned around and went out of the bathroom. The cleaning aunt who got a tip from Sha Zhu must be worried that Sha Zhu was really hiding in the toilet to eat, so she waited at the door in fear. Sha Zhu clearly felt something from her. Share a sense of relief.

"Sir, are you all right?"

"It's nothing, I was thinking, what is stinky, but we want to eat it, and even praise it after eating it."

The cleaning aunt smiled and said: "Sir, you really know how to joke, it's very simple, stinky tofu."

Silly Zhu was speechless.

People are right.

Stinky tofu is really the best answer.

"Sir, if you want to eat, you can just walk along this aisle."

Sha Zhu ignored the kindness of the cleaning aunt, and he set his sights on a beautiful woman with a graceful figure and full of charm.

to be frank.

Silly Zhu also did not expect to meet You Fengxia, the heroine in the incident of sticking a stick and marrying a wife here.

While following Xu Damao, he ran into You Fengxia.

The joy of accident!

Looking at the beauty in front of him, Shazhu's whole body trembled suddenly, and a burst of goosebumps suddenly arose, and he thought of a stalk that he had been deliberately forgetting in his mind.

The relationship between You Fengxia and Xu Damao.

Xu Damao appeared here.

You Fengxia also appeared here.

They came for a tryst at the Beijing Hotel, and they accidentally broke the scene of Xu Damao and You Fengxia's tryst!

No wonder Xu Damao left the front door open, but walked through the side door. He really did this bad thing behind Lou Xiaoe and the others.

Xu Damao, Xu Damao, you are so wicked, you are so wicked, you already have three daughters-in-law, why do you still attract bees and butterflies to seduce You Fengxia?

You don't know that I, silly Zhu, want to tell You Fengxia to be my wife.

This tone.

Can't bear it.

I want to take a chance to talk to Lou Xiaoe and the others, just because I can't make trouble with Xu Damao, it doesn't mean that Lou Xiaoe and the others are not Xu Damao's opponents.

The expression on Shazhu's face was a bit strange, he bit his lower lip, and said to You Fengxia: "Fengxia, what a coincidence, I am Shazhu, a great stepfather."

"It's you." You Fengxia smiled and corrected the mistake in Sha Zhu's words, "We don't know each other well, you can either call me by my full name You Fengxia, or you can call me Ms. You, as for the title of Fengxia, Sorry, only my relatives would call it that, do you understand what I mean by that?"

No matter how stupid Shazhu is, he still knows the meaning of You Fengxia's words.

Isn't it just that I don't want to have any more entanglements with the stick.

This is because You Fengxia gave Shazhu face, otherwise it wouldn't be such a polite tone.

You Fengxia is very clear about the consumption level of the Beijing Hotel. If Xu Damao came, You Fengxia would not doubt it, but when Sha Zhu appeared here, You Fengxia would really be terrified of seeing a ghost.

Outdated black clothes, a hat on his head, old black cloth shoes on his feet, and a slightly worn Shanghai brand watch on his wrist.

This attire.

It's not like someone who has money and can spend money in a restaurant in the capital.

hold head high.

You Fengxia felt relieved.

She figured out why Sha Zhu appeared in front of her.

At the beginning, Shazhu was the cook of the rolling mill, and his superb cooking skills conquered many people. Even the deputy director Li of the rolling mill gave Shazhu a high look because of his cooking skills.

You Fengxia guessed that Shazhu came to the Beijing Hotel to apply for a job as a chef.

"Are you here to apply for a job as a chef? I know someone. Would you like to talk to me?"

You Fengxia faintly smelled a faint smell in her nasal cavity.

This is a mixed smell of perfume and silly smell.

People who choke have a sore nose.

You Fengxia subconsciously moved back a step.

Simple can not be in a simple action, but it makes Shazhu a little sad.

He knew that he had a bad smell on him.

This stench also went deep into Sha Zhu's body.

According to the old Chinese doctor, if Shazhu wants to completely eliminate the smell on his body, he can only rely on time. In time, the smell on Shazhu's body will dissipate by itself. How long will it take? The old Chinese doctor said that it may be ten years, it may be 20 years, it may even be 30 or 40 years.

This time when he was following Xu Damao, Shazhu sprayed Qin Jingru's perfume on himself, intending to use this perfume to cover up Shazhu's own stench.

It barely had the desired effect.

Otherwise, no matter how much money is given to the doorman, the doorman will not be able to let the stinky person Sha Zhu in.

"You Fengxia, there are some things I still want to tell you. As the old saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a family. You were with Banggan back then, and you two were a perfect match made in heaven. , I mean stupidly, you haven’t married yet, and you haven’t married a daughter-in-law until now. You are all old, and it’s a big deal if you drag it on. Men will eventually marry wives, and women will eventually marry people."

"You understand what I mean. I just want to ask you, do you have the idea of ​​being with Banggen? If you don't, I'm silly and don't say a word. It's just a pity in my heart. It's a pity that such a marriage It's gone. If you have an idea, I, silly Zhu, will go all out to satisfy your You Fengxia's idea, and let you and You Fengxia and Bang Geng live a beautiful life together."

Listening to those big words that Sha Zhu said, and looking at Sha Zhu's clothes that were nothing but desolate, You Fengxia really felt a little funny.

Against the backdrop of her pretty face, her smile added a bit of You Fengxia's unique charm.

This is a formula where one plus one is greater than two.

No one can stop a beautiful woman's smile.

Shazhu is no exception, he is also lustful, but like that pretty little widow.

If Qin Huairu is not ugly, he will look like Jia Gui at first glance, and one glance will scare people so that he can't sleep for several days. Can Shazhu let go of all his obsessions and help Qin Huairu with all his heart?

Sha Zhu didn't take Qin Huairu as a widow and himself as an unmarried man to heart at all.The reason why he helped Qin Huairu regardless of his care was the body of Qin Huairu, a foolish and greedy person.

Under the silly appearance, Shazhu actually has his own plans. He and Qin Huairu are willing to fight and suffer, and neither should dislike the other.

It's just that Sha Zhu's dog-licking disease is a bit serious.

Otherwise, it would not be possible to stop You Fengxia and tell about the marriage between You Fengxia and Bang Geng.

Nine years gone.

You Fengxia has completely transformed into a beautiful woman, exuding the unique charm of a mature beauty from head to toe, Shazhu finally understands why Jia Zhang never forgets to marry You Fengxia as his wife.

Only a woman like You Fengxia can be worthy of a stick.

As for whether the stick is worthy of You Fengxia, Jia Zhang and Sha Zhu really didn't pay attention to this issue, maybe they did, but habitually chose to forget it deliberately.

"You Fengxia, as far as your words are concerned, if you put forward conditions, even if I'm a fool, I will do it for you, so that you can marry into Jia's family in a glorious manner and become a good wife."

(End of this chapter)