The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 302 You Fengxia Playing Stupid Zhu

Maybe in a good mood.

It is also possible that Silly Zhu was a little stunned.

You Fengxia thought of teasing Silly Zhu.

"Really?"

The trick of retreating into advance is really teasing the idiot Shazhu like a bored man. Walking the dog is not as happy as it is now.

"Really, You Fengxia, as long as you open your mouth, I, idiot, will definitely make it happen. Even if I can't, I, idiot Zhu, will try my best to complete it. Just tell me what conditions you have."

"House, I, You Fengxia, can't continue to live in a courtyard house with Banggen, can I? I, You Fengxia, want a house in the Asian Games community. It's a building of more than [-] square meters. It must be well-decorated and move in with bags. "

Silly meal.

You Fengxia wanted a little too much.

According to Silly Zhu's imagination, You Fengxia is also a person who needs face. It is impossible for a beautiful woman to talk about her big mouth in front of his future father-in-law.
Cooperating with Silly Zhu and thinking too much, the moment You Fengxia opened her mouth, it was a very expensive house.

Silly Zhu originally thought that You Fengxia would keep silent if she wanted a house.

I don't know.

There is more behind.

"This house belongs to me, You Fengxia, and Banggen. The two of us want to live together, so it's best not to come to you or your relatives. I, Youfengxia, look annoying. It's better to be downstairs. Buy one, my mother and the others want to live in it, I don’t know how to do housework, my mother has to take care of us, the legs and feet are inconvenient, my mother has to take care of us, it’s best not to let her run back and forth to take care of us, the house is not big, a few tens of square meters will do.”

Just now Shazhu's face was stiff, but now Shazhu's face is slightly green.

Two houses.

How dare you.

The problem is that you can't afford it.

Silly Zhu is worried about one house, and You Fengxia has two different ones with one mouth, making silly Zhu feel at a loss as to whether he should continue the topic of talking about his daughter-in-law You Fengxia to the stick.

Even if you sell Shazhu, you won't be able to make up the money to buy the house.

Moreover.

Who sells silly pillars?

It stinks all over the body, and no one wants it even after paying the money.

You Fengxia didn't care about the change of Shazhu's face, the essence was to tease Shazhu's mind, so naturally she was so angry that Shazhu said something.

"Nine years ago, the standard configuration was one turn and two beeps, but now the standard configuration is still two beeps and one turn."

Shazhu Weilu's complexion is a little nicer.

One turn is the bicycle.

The two rings are a radio and a tape recorder.

This thing is not very expensive now, and Shazhu is fully capable of doing it.

"One turn and two beeps is for sure. Bicycles, tape recorders, and radios, we have to stick to the most expensive ones. You Fengxia, don't worry, I'm stupid."

old thinking.

Nine years old thinking.

You Fengxia smiled and said, "You're wrong."

"That's right." Silly Zhu looked at You Fengxia in a daze, "One turn and two rings refers to the three major parts of the bicycle, tape recorder, and radio. The bicycle is one turn, and the tape recorder and radio are two rings."

This is what happens when you are out of touch with the times.

You Fengxia was talking about Dong.

Silly Zhu chose to think about what he knew.

The big drama of the opposite direction was quietly staged like this.

Silly Zhu still had a weird expression on his face that you, You Fengxia, didn't even understand this.

"The two rings and one turn I mentioned are two different concepts from the one turn and two sounds you imagined. They are different." You Fengxia looked at Sha Zhu's puzzled face, and the child's mind was aroused, and she blinked mischievously Eyes, one of the little fingers stretched out, and swayed left and right in front of Shazhu a few times, "When I said a turn, I didn't mean a bicycle, but a car."

Say the word "car".

Shazhu's slightly green face suddenly turned pale green.

I thought the house was already You Fengxia's lion with a big mouth, closed the silly pillar door to see people, and looked down on You Fengxia, the car is the real big head, when You Fengxia's upper lip touched her lower lip He said the words about wanting a car lightly.

The light and fluffy tone seemed like You Fengxia asked Shazhu for a trivial gadget, coupled with You Fengxia's serious expression, it had a proper comedy effect.Let Shazhu turn into a turkey sitting on wax on the spot, Shazhu is just stupid, no matter it is not a thing, he also knows that a car is something he Shazhu can't afford so far, something worth more than [-] yuan!
"The two rings refer to the home stereo and the karaoke record player respectively. By the way, I want to import them. I don't want gold necklaces, gold rings, gold bracelets, gold earrings, etc., and discounts are fine."

Silly Zhu raised his head, and for the first time he looked at the woman named You Fengxia in front of him.

Delicate as a flower.

Smiling and pleasant.

At the age of 27 and eight years old, the shyness of youth has faded away, and it has been replaced with a beautiful mature charm, showing a seductive taste everywhere.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Who is joking with you?" You Fengxia's expression remained the same, "You told me that as long as it is the conditions that I, You Fengxia, put forward, you will do it even if you sell everything. I will follow your instructions , I put forward my own conditions, are you unhappy?"

Silly Zhu was so stunned that he had no words to refute, he opened his mouth but couldn't say a word.

This is what he said stupidly.

It's just that Shazhu didn't expect You Fengxia to bring out the house and car. These things add up to hundreds of thousands, and the monthly salary is less than 100 yuan. Even if Shazhu doesn't eat or drink for 20 years, it won't be enough. .

What's more, Shazhu is also a complete parasite now, living in Yi Zhonghai's house, eating He Daqing food, some behaviors are even more disgusting than Qin Huairu in the past.

He is obviously poor, but he still regards himself as a master.

"I said something like this, but it's not like you. First I talked about the house, and then I talked about the car. This is what we people can enjoy. I mean, we use it based on what we can use. Things, I will definitely buy you a bicycle, and I will also provide you with a radio and a tape recorder. As for the house, let’s delay it first. There are also a lot of them for you to buy in front of you."

As expected of Qin Huairu's husband.

After learning Qin Huairu's empty-handed white wolf method, he started to play You Fengxia's tricks.

get married first.

Having children.

It was a good calculation.

"Hehehe." You Fengxia covered her mouth and laughed, she felt more and more that Shazhu was a big fool, she wished she could do the thing of carrying Qin Huairu to find broken shoes, and even discussed a donkey feeding If you don't have any secret codes, can you ask yourself to propose marriage to the stick if your brain is not stupid?
The current self is no longer the self of nine years ago, but the stick is still the lame stick nine years ago. I heard that the reaction is still a bit slow. Can such a stick be matched with a beautiful woman like him?
"What are you laughing at? I'm telling the truth. When have I ever said a lie that doesn't count? It's not like you, You Fengxia, don't know my silly cooking skills. You also ate the food cooked by my silly Zhu back then. My silly culinary skills are more than enough to buy you two cars, let alone a building."

Shazhu's original intention was nothing more than to brag and trick You Fengxia into a good wife.

Unexpectedly, You Fengxia knew that Sha Zhu was bragging without purpose, but deliberately took it as the truth, and poked Sha Zhu's heart fiercely with his bragging.

"So I'm going to be short just now. Thanks to you reminding me, let's do it this way. The two buildings are about 880 square meters. It's okay to exceed [-] square meters. I, You Fengxia, have no complaints. For cars, Let's buy two cars, one imported, one domestic, and cash in gold and silver jewelry, etc., a total of [-], with a gift money of [-]."

The silly stigma is getting bigger.

This is simply nonsense.

Do you need such a thing?
"What you said just now, you said that your craftsmanship is famous far and wide. Buildings and cars are all things that are handy and worthless. You have said so. If I don't say what you mean, I will not give you face , you see when you will give me these things, I, You Fengxia, keep my word, as long as you give me these things, I, You Fengxia, will immediately agree to be your wife."

Silly Zhu scratched his head with his hands.

Blood pressure is still a little high.

It's not easy.

"Are you kidding me?"

"It depends on how you say it. If you can do it, I'm not joking with you. If you can't do it, sorry, I'm just joking with you."

Looking at You Fengxia, Xu Damao's disgusted face appeared in Sha Zhu's mind.

It must be Xu Damao who gave You Fengxia this ecstasy soup.

"You Fengxia, I, idiot, really can't bear to see you and Banggun break up like this. I really feel sorry for the relationship between the two of you. Really, the two of you should be a couple. Looking at your relationship now , I feel a little distressed, silly."

"What you said is wrong, what do I have to do with Banggen?" The playful look on You Fengxia's face turned serious for the first time, "Why did I and Banggen get together back then? As Qin Huairu's Husband, you should know the way. To put it bluntly, if Qin Huairu hadn't used his power to bully others and use his power to overwhelm me, You Fengxia, a weak woman, would I, You Fengxia, have agreed to have sex with that crippled stick?"

"Bang Geng is a cripple, but I, You Fengxia, am a beautiful girl. Is it appropriate for us to be together? You may think it is appropriate because of partiality. You are Qin Huairu's husband, and you don't hesitate to carry Qin Huairu to find broken shoes. Qin Huairu takes good care of you, but I, You Fengxia, can't, I, You Fengxia, don't like Bang, I'm a cripple, I heard there's still some dementia here."

You Fengxia pointed at her own brain.

"Such a stick is not good enough for me, You Fengxia. If I, You Fengxia, really want to find a man, let me know how many men are begging me. Your stick can't be in this team at all."

"So you found Xu Damao?" Silly Zhu was also in a hurry, and he didn't talk about the door in a hurry to confide his thoughts.

You Fengxia knew that Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were not dealing with this matter, she looked at Sha Zhu's face with a little exasperation, and immediately followed Sha Zhu's words and said: "You are so smart, you made the point all of a sudden, I For a girl as beautiful as You Fengxia, only Xu Damao can match her. Wrong, wrong, it is Xu Damao who can match me, You Fengxia. A hundred sticks, no, no, a thousand sticks tied together. Not as good as Xu Damao, including you, in the eyes of me, You Fengxia, you are far less good than Xu Damao."

Since it is angry and stupid.

Of course, Sha Zhu must be pissed off all at once.

He has no self-knowledge, and even licks his face to say hello to Stickong.

who gave you your face?
Miss Courage!
"How old are you? How old is Xu Damao? Are you suitable to be together?"

"You really don't have the right to say this. Only the two of us know whether Xu Damao and I are suitable. You, an outsider, don't know what's normal."

You Fengxia continued to add fuel to the flames against Silly Zhu.

"Men are old and love others, and I love Xu Damao too. I'm curious, what identity do you come to find me? Banggen's stepfather? But I heard that Banggen, Xiaodang, and Sophora japonica have always refused to take care of me." You call me daddy, but when you open your mouth, you will be a fool, or you will be a foolish uncle, with a silly word inside and out, people don’t even call you daddy, you are anxious to talk to me about sticks, sticks lead you this way ? Are you being self-indulgent?"

"You, you, you." Silly Zhu uttered several words of "you" in succession, before he managed to say what he wanted to say, "You know that Xu Damao has a wife, you know that Xu Damao has children, you know all of this, how do you Are you still following Xu Damao so self-willed and depraved?"

"The idiom "self-willing to fall" is a good use, but unfortunately, you used it in the wrong place. In my You Fengxia's eyes, marrying a stick is what I, You Fengxia, can't think about for a while, and I am willing to fall."

"You came here to have a tryst with Xu Damao?" Silly Zhu told the information You Fengxia wanted without holding back.

If You Fengxia's heart hadn't been blocked by her chest, she might have been so excited by Sha Zhu's words "Xu Damao is at the Beijing Hotel".

Wan never expected to meet Xu Damao, whom You Fengxia never forgets, at the Beijing Hotel.

You Fengxia is also a shrewd master, from Sha Zhu's sour tone, it can be deduced that Sha Zhu mistakenly believed that there was an unspeakable secret between Xu Damao and You Fengxia.

Even if there is no secret.

You Fengxia also had to say yes.

On the one hand, it was to help Xu Damao vent his anger, but he was so angry with the stupid Zhuzhu.

On the other hand, in order to make Silly Zhu give up, he followed Xu Damao. Silly Zhu can't continue to talk to You Fengxia about the sticky marriage with a screwdriver in his head.

Kill two birds with one stone.

Why not do it.

You Fengxia said in that angry tone: "Oh, I'm sorry, I let you see all of this, so how can I say that?"

"You Fengxia, I really misunderstood you. Tell me, what are you planning with Xu Damao? How old is Xu Damao?"

"Picture what?" You Fengxia looked at Sha Zhu, and said with certainty: "What else can I, You Fengxia, plan? Of course, it is for Xu Damao to have a good body, so that I can realize my wish of being a mother. My wish is to have a pair of good-looking twins, just like Lou Xiaoe."

Silly Zhu couldn't help feeling sad from his heart, he thought of the desperate He family, and thought of himself who was alone and had no place to stay, the misery in his heart deepened even more.

What You Fengxia said was obviously ridiculing him for not even having a son.

This made Sha Zhu extremely sad.

(End of this chapter)