small farmer
Chapter 208 Embarrassed to Death
Chapter 208 Embarrassed to Death (33)
A few days passed in a blink of an eye
A small amount of eels from Zhangfeng Farm have been listed
However, due to the limited supply, they can only supply Yelang Restaurant in Liu Yiyi's family, so Zhang Feng doesn't have to worry about it. He almost doesn't have to do it himself to fish and sell rice eels every day. Uncle Yu is helping everything. Just check the account every few days.
……
"Xiaofeng's family is running out of firewood, go to the woods and get some." Wang Guilan said to her son after breakfast the next day.
"Understood, Mom!" Zhang Feng didn't pay attention, and before he knew it, the two carts of firewood he pulled last time were about to bottom out.
After breakfast, Zhang Feng drove three wheels with a hatchet and rope, and roared towards the back mountain.
…………
"Hey! Uncle Er Niu is mowing the grass?" Walking halfway, I saw Uncle Er Niu busy on the hillside.
"Hey, raising cattle is troublesome at home. I'm going to sell the cattle..." Uncle Er Niu shook his head. In the past, farming land in rural areas was all dependent on cattle, but now the cheapest one is only 2000 yuan for a farming machine. Moreover, the efficiency is many times faster than that of traditional farming cattle, so raising cattle has become extremely tasteless, and it takes too much time to herd cattle and mow grass every day.
"That's right, raising cattle doesn't make any money at all now, so you should concentrate on selling your wine." Zhang Feng shook his head. With the popularity of Moon Lake Scenic Area, more and more tourists like home-brewed rice wine in the countryside. Unfortunately, Er Niu Uncle was busy on the mountain every day, so he missed a lot of business, but Zhang Feng felt that buying wine was more promising than raising cattle.
"Well, Xiaofeng, where are you going?" Uncle Er Niu nodded, deeply convinced.
"I'm about to go up the mountain to cut firewood, but the firewood at home has run out again."
"You Grandet, you've become a millionaire. The richest man in our Moon Lake actually needs to burn firewood instead of electricity??" Uncle Er Niu said contemptuously.
"Fuck you, don't millionaires eat anymore?? How can dishes made with electricity be as delicious as those made in a large stove?" Zhang Feng gave Uncle Erniu a hygienic eye,
"Oh, I really don't understand that you rich people like to eat wild vegetables, coarse grains, and even the leaves of sweet potatoes that are fed to pigs. If you want me to call you a bitch, you are hypocritical. You don't eat wine or meat, but you like to eat wild vegetables. things." Uncle Er Niu shook his head and pretended to be confused.
"When did your mouth become so cheap..." Zhang Feng smiled wryly and shook his head and said, the rich people are indeed like this now, they are used to delicacies from mountains and seas, and they like to exchange wild vegetables and coarse grains.
while the two were chatting
A gray rabbit appeared bouncing on the side of the road.
"Hare, hare, hurry up... hurry up Xiaofeng..." Uncle Er Niu suddenly shouted to Zhang Feng excitedly.
"Where is it?" Zhang Feng turned around and saw the rabbit on the side of the road. At this time, the rabbit was also frightened, and quickly ran to the side grass.
How could Zhang Feng let it run away so easily, he quickly picked up a stone, aimed at the fleeing hare and attacked decisively, the next second the stone hit the hare in the grass accurately like a missile.
"Good! Good! Hahaha Xiaofeng, you rock is too powerful..." Seeing the hare that fell down in response, Uncle Er Niu ran down excitedly and hugged Zhang Feng tightly.
"Your eyesight is too accurate..."
"Hey, my eyesight is just like this, I can't do anything about it..." Zhang Feng said arrogantly, it's a pity that the two of them didn't know what trouble they had caused, and they were complacent about hitting the hare.
"I'll go, I can only give zero points for your pretending, it's too blunt." Uncle Er Niu shook his head and said.
"Okay, I'll go and see the hare..." Then Zhang Feng happily walked towards the hare. Although Zhang Feng focused its head just now, the hare didn't die because of the buffer of the bushes. Passed out.
"I'm here to mow the grass... Uncle Er Niu has a big accident!" Suddenly Zhang Feng exclaimed.
"What's the matter, what's the matter??" Uncle Er Niu heard Zhang Feng's cry and hurried over.
"Look what this is?" Zhang Feng pointed to the thing on the hare's neck and said to Uncle Er Niu.
"I'm a bitch...it's really going to be a big deal..." Seeing the bell on the neck of 'Hare', the two of them immediately looked at each other, knowing that this time it was probably an accidental injury. What kind of hare is this? It obviously has an owner Are pets okay? ?
Looking at the smooth and beautiful hair of this rabbit, where there is no hare, the two of them were at a loss.
At this moment, the owner of the rabbit approached: "Xiao Hui, what's wrong with you, Xiao Hui?"
Seeing Erya, who lives at the entrance of the village, running over anxiously, Zhang Feng quickly and wittily put the hare into Uncle Erniu's arms.
"Hey... hey..." Uncle Er Niu didn't react at all, Erya had already run over.
"Xiao Hui... my... Xiao Hui... what did you do to my Xiao Hui?" The little girl hugged her rabbit sadly and was about to cry.
"I...we saw Xiao Hui passed out here, so I picked it up for you to have a look..." Uncle Er Niu stammered.
"Yes, yes, your little Hui probably fainted from hunger..." Zhang Feng explained to Erya with a smile as if crying.
"You guys are lying, I just saw you two stoned my little Hui to death..." The little girl was about to cry out of grievance with tears in her eyes.
"I don't care, I want you to pay for my little gray... wooah... wooah..." The little girl cried sadly.
At this moment, the two were so embarrassed that they were dying. Facing such a little girl who was eight or nine years old, the two wanted to dig a grass hole and get in.
"Xiaofeng, look at this..." Uncle Er Niu secretly poked Zhang Feng, a little at a loss.
"Ahem, ahem, we really didn't do it on purpose, let me see if your little gray is still alive?"
"No, woo woo... It was you who killed my little gray..." The little girl stared closely at Zhang Feng and the two of them, seeing that they were feeling terrified.
"Erya, look at Xiao Hui's chest is still moving, he's really not dead, he probably just passed out..." Zhang Feng said overjoyed when he saw Xiao Hui was breathing.
"Really??" Erya looked suspiciously over the rabbit's belly, and found that Xiao Hui's belly was indeed still moving, and at this moment, Xiao Hui gradually opened his eyes,
When Erya saw Xiao Hui wake up, she burst into tears of joy, "Woo...Xiao Hui...Xiao Hui, I knew you must not be dead yet..."
The little girl saw that her little Hui was fine and was able to walk on the ground, she turned her mouth up and snorted coldly at Zhang Feng and the two, "Hmph, you two villains..."
Then the little girl quickly ran towards the village with her pet in her arms.
…………
"Oh, do you see what happened today??" Uncle Er Niu spread his arms and said helplessly.
"Isn't it because you yelled that there are hares... Otherwise, this kind of thing would happen..." Zhang Feng also felt very speechless,
"It's all my fault?? Could it be that my mouth can knock the rabbit out??" Uncle Er Niu countered.
"Okay, let's leave it at that, it's embarrassing to say."
Zhang Feng and Zhang Feng shook their heads, hoping that Erya would not tell the story, otherwise they would probably become the laughing stock of the whole village.
Thank you for your subscription support, and thank you for your monthly tickets. To be honest, Renmao never thought that I could have more than 200 monthly tickets. At this point, thank you again for your support for this book.
(End of this chapter)
A few days passed in a blink of an eye
A small amount of eels from Zhangfeng Farm have been listed
However, due to the limited supply, they can only supply Yelang Restaurant in Liu Yiyi's family, so Zhang Feng doesn't have to worry about it. He almost doesn't have to do it himself to fish and sell rice eels every day. Uncle Yu is helping everything. Just check the account every few days.
……
"Xiaofeng's family is running out of firewood, go to the woods and get some." Wang Guilan said to her son after breakfast the next day.
"Understood, Mom!" Zhang Feng didn't pay attention, and before he knew it, the two carts of firewood he pulled last time were about to bottom out.
After breakfast, Zhang Feng drove three wheels with a hatchet and rope, and roared towards the back mountain.
…………
"Hey! Uncle Er Niu is mowing the grass?" Walking halfway, I saw Uncle Er Niu busy on the hillside.
"Hey, raising cattle is troublesome at home. I'm going to sell the cattle..." Uncle Er Niu shook his head. In the past, farming land in rural areas was all dependent on cattle, but now the cheapest one is only 2000 yuan for a farming machine. Moreover, the efficiency is many times faster than that of traditional farming cattle, so raising cattle has become extremely tasteless, and it takes too much time to herd cattle and mow grass every day.
"That's right, raising cattle doesn't make any money at all now, so you should concentrate on selling your wine." Zhang Feng shook his head. With the popularity of Moon Lake Scenic Area, more and more tourists like home-brewed rice wine in the countryside. Unfortunately, Er Niu Uncle was busy on the mountain every day, so he missed a lot of business, but Zhang Feng felt that buying wine was more promising than raising cattle.
"Well, Xiaofeng, where are you going?" Uncle Er Niu nodded, deeply convinced.
"I'm about to go up the mountain to cut firewood, but the firewood at home has run out again."
"You Grandet, you've become a millionaire. The richest man in our Moon Lake actually needs to burn firewood instead of electricity??" Uncle Er Niu said contemptuously.
"Fuck you, don't millionaires eat anymore?? How can dishes made with electricity be as delicious as those made in a large stove?" Zhang Feng gave Uncle Erniu a hygienic eye,
"Oh, I really don't understand that you rich people like to eat wild vegetables, coarse grains, and even the leaves of sweet potatoes that are fed to pigs. If you want me to call you a bitch, you are hypocritical. You don't eat wine or meat, but you like to eat wild vegetables. things." Uncle Er Niu shook his head and pretended to be confused.
"When did your mouth become so cheap..." Zhang Feng smiled wryly and shook his head and said, the rich people are indeed like this now, they are used to delicacies from mountains and seas, and they like to exchange wild vegetables and coarse grains.
while the two were chatting
A gray rabbit appeared bouncing on the side of the road.
"Hare, hare, hurry up... hurry up Xiaofeng..." Uncle Er Niu suddenly shouted to Zhang Feng excitedly.
"Where is it?" Zhang Feng turned around and saw the rabbit on the side of the road. At this time, the rabbit was also frightened, and quickly ran to the side grass.
How could Zhang Feng let it run away so easily, he quickly picked up a stone, aimed at the fleeing hare and attacked decisively, the next second the stone hit the hare in the grass accurately like a missile.
"Good! Good! Hahaha Xiaofeng, you rock is too powerful..." Seeing the hare that fell down in response, Uncle Er Niu ran down excitedly and hugged Zhang Feng tightly.
"Your eyesight is too accurate..."
"Hey, my eyesight is just like this, I can't do anything about it..." Zhang Feng said arrogantly, it's a pity that the two of them didn't know what trouble they had caused, and they were complacent about hitting the hare.
"I'll go, I can only give zero points for your pretending, it's too blunt." Uncle Er Niu shook his head and said.
"Okay, I'll go and see the hare..." Then Zhang Feng happily walked towards the hare. Although Zhang Feng focused its head just now, the hare didn't die because of the buffer of the bushes. Passed out.
"I'm here to mow the grass... Uncle Er Niu has a big accident!" Suddenly Zhang Feng exclaimed.
"What's the matter, what's the matter??" Uncle Er Niu heard Zhang Feng's cry and hurried over.
"Look what this is?" Zhang Feng pointed to the thing on the hare's neck and said to Uncle Er Niu.
"I'm a bitch...it's really going to be a big deal..." Seeing the bell on the neck of 'Hare', the two of them immediately looked at each other, knowing that this time it was probably an accidental injury. What kind of hare is this? It obviously has an owner Are pets okay? ?
Looking at the smooth and beautiful hair of this rabbit, where there is no hare, the two of them were at a loss.
At this moment, the owner of the rabbit approached: "Xiao Hui, what's wrong with you, Xiao Hui?"
Seeing Erya, who lives at the entrance of the village, running over anxiously, Zhang Feng quickly and wittily put the hare into Uncle Erniu's arms.
"Hey... hey..." Uncle Er Niu didn't react at all, Erya had already run over.
"Xiao Hui... my... Xiao Hui... what did you do to my Xiao Hui?" The little girl hugged her rabbit sadly and was about to cry.
"I...we saw Xiao Hui passed out here, so I picked it up for you to have a look..." Uncle Er Niu stammered.
"Yes, yes, your little Hui probably fainted from hunger..." Zhang Feng explained to Erya with a smile as if crying.
"You guys are lying, I just saw you two stoned my little Hui to death..." The little girl was about to cry out of grievance with tears in her eyes.
"I don't care, I want you to pay for my little gray... wooah... wooah..." The little girl cried sadly.
At this moment, the two were so embarrassed that they were dying. Facing such a little girl who was eight or nine years old, the two wanted to dig a grass hole and get in.
"Xiaofeng, look at this..." Uncle Er Niu secretly poked Zhang Feng, a little at a loss.
"Ahem, ahem, we really didn't do it on purpose, let me see if your little gray is still alive?"
"No, woo woo... It was you who killed my little gray..." The little girl stared closely at Zhang Feng and the two of them, seeing that they were feeling terrified.
"Erya, look at Xiao Hui's chest is still moving, he's really not dead, he probably just passed out..." Zhang Feng said overjoyed when he saw Xiao Hui was breathing.
"Really??" Erya looked suspiciously over the rabbit's belly, and found that Xiao Hui's belly was indeed still moving, and at this moment, Xiao Hui gradually opened his eyes,
When Erya saw Xiao Hui wake up, she burst into tears of joy, "Woo...Xiao Hui...Xiao Hui, I knew you must not be dead yet..."
The little girl saw that her little Hui was fine and was able to walk on the ground, she turned her mouth up and snorted coldly at Zhang Feng and the two, "Hmph, you two villains..."
Then the little girl quickly ran towards the village with her pet in her arms.
…………
"Oh, do you see what happened today??" Uncle Er Niu spread his arms and said helplessly.
"Isn't it because you yelled that there are hares... Otherwise, this kind of thing would happen..." Zhang Feng also felt very speechless,
"It's all my fault?? Could it be that my mouth can knock the rabbit out??" Uncle Er Niu countered.
"Okay, let's leave it at that, it's embarrassing to say."
Zhang Feng and Zhang Feng shook their heads, hoping that Erya would not tell the story, otherwise they would probably become the laughing stock of the whole village.
Thank you for your subscription support, and thank you for your monthly tickets. To be honest, Renmao never thought that I could have more than 200 monthly tickets. At this point, thank you again for your support for this book.
(End of this chapter)
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