My Taobao Even Heaven

Chapter 76 The reward of the first subordinate (thanks brother 'God...')

"who are you?"

Putting on a defensive posture, he looked at the opponent carefully.Li Yiyi knows better than anyone how powerful his full kick is. Even a small tree as thick as an arm can be broken with one kick, but the opponent only took a small step back. It can be seen that the opponent's force value is definitely not lower than his own.This involuntarily made Li Yiyi nervous.What is the purpose of a naked guy blocking his door in the morning!Could it be that this person was brought by Wang Shijie to deal with him?If you think about it this way, it's really possible.In order to deal with him, even Kojima's third-in-command can be found, not to mention spending money to hire a kung fu master.

Look carefully, a very ordinary face of the public, about 1.9 meters tall, weighing at least 200 kilograms, naked body, muscles bulging like explosions, the most eye-catching one is the one without a single hair The big bald head, unconsciously gives people a feeling that it is not a good thing.

While Li Yiyi was looking at the other party, the other party was also looking at Li Yiyi, but what Li Yiyi was very puzzled was that not only was there no trace of hostility in the other party's eyes, but there was a trace of hostility in the other party's eyes that was completely disproportionate to his figure and appearance. Ignorant and innocent.A pair of pupils are black and bright, just like a baby.

"father!"

Puff~~~
Just when the atmosphere was a little awkward, the big man suddenly opened his mouth and spit out two words that almost made Li Yiyi fall over.

Nima!What does he call me?dad?Fuck, buddy, did you hear me wrong! !Among other things, it depends on your virtue, you must be at least 30 years old, my buddy is only in his early twenties this year. . .

"You~ what do you call me?"

He stretched out his hand and pointed to his nose tremblingly. Seeing the innocent smile on the corner of the other party's mouth, Li Yiyi meowed.What the hell is going on.

"Dad, you gave me life, of course you are my father."

"Stop, stop, stop talking~ I gave you life? I'm your father? No, big brother, did you just get out of the hospital or what? We took the risk~ never~ have never seen it before..."

Although he couldn't understand what Li Yiyi meant when he was discharged from the hospital, he could tell that Li Yiyi didn't want to recognize himself.

"Father, you gave me the elixir last night, and let me practice Taoism so that I can transform into a human form. This is equivalent to giving me life again, Dad."

Uh. . . .

The appearance of the other party definitely does not seem to be fake, especially the small appearance with teary eyes, it seems that Li Yiyi does not recognize him.Li Yiyi is getting more and more confused. I have never seen you before, so I will give you the elixir~ hey, wait~:

"Are you that big lobster????"

As if thinking of something, Li Yiyi's eyes widened in an instant, and he looked at the guy in front of him who was two heads taller than him in disbelief. Could it be the illusion of that big lobster?Could it be that the big lobster has become refined immediately?
"Yeah, yeah, you're finally hungry, come on dad."

Hearing Li Yiyi's words, the big man suddenly became as excited as a child who found his mother, jumping up and down, wanting to jump into the arms of 'Dad'.

"Stop, stop, stop! Don't come over, don't come over. Come on, you come in first, come in first."

He stretched out his hand and quickly pushed the big guy away, just kidding, if you were in the shape of a big lobster, you would hug him, but now you are a big guy of about 1.9 meters, and you are still naked, buddy, the trend is normal, okay?Huh~~ Li Yi felt goosebumps all over his body in an instant.

He looked around and saw that there was no one else, so he quickly stepped aside and let him enter the room. If someone saw such a big man with no clothes on, he might think what he would think. .

Entering the living room, the 'big lobster' looked here and there, looking for something new and curious. To put it bluntly, although this guy is very intelligent now, he is like a curious baby because he has never been in contact with human society. .Fortunately, Tim Daodan was strong enough to directly instill human language into this guy.

After some exchanges, Li Yiyi finally figured it out. This big guy is really the big lobster from last night. After taking Tiandao Pill, this guy felt the hugeness in his body. Energy, the instinct made him go back to the sea directly, just as he swam to his lair (the reef), he was swallowed by a powerful energy from the inside out, and then an indescribable pain made him unconscious In the past, after just half an hour, he regained his sense of humor, and then he became what he is now.

Listening to the narration of the big lobster, Li Yiyi couldn't help but think of the situation when he ate dragon meat. It seemed to be similar to the big lobster. Unexpected skill.

"You are not allowed to call me Dad in the future, did you hear me?"

While chatting, Li Yiyi seemed to have thought of a very serious problem. This guy called his father one by one. What's the matter? If Xiaoying heard it, there would be no misunderstanding!Although this guy looks much older than himself.

"Why, Dad."

"There is no reason, the name dad has a different meaning here. Although I let you transform into a human form, you can't call me dad. Oh, anyway, you can call me ~ um ~ call me boss from now on."

"Okay, I can call it whatever my father says."

"From now on, barking is not allowed."

"Good boss..."

"There's no clothes here either~" Looking at the 'big lobster' who was fumbling here and there like a curious baby, Li Yiyi felt a little embarrassed, obviously the other party couldn't wear his own clothes.

The other party was very intelligent, so Li Yiyi turned on the TV directly, taught him how to use it, and told him not to run around in the villa, even if someone knocked on the door, he was not allowed to open it.Then I drove out to buy clothes for this guy.

I randomly found a sports clothing store and walked in. After ordering the largest size clothes in the store, I bought a pair of shoes of the largest size.I drove back to the villa, took the key to open the door, and saw that the big lobster was still watching TV seriously, and finally felt relieved.

"That big lobster~uh, I should give you a name~"

Big lobster Big lobster is obviously very inconvenient, but thinking of choosing a name, Li Yiyi's head hurts.After throwing the clothes to the other party, Li Yiyi began to think about his name.

"Big lobster~big lobster~ Hey, yes, that big lobster, from now on you will be called 'Dalong', how about this name? Isn't it crazy and cool? Hahaha, I have a name, I'm thinking about it Last name, come on, let’s take the surname Li as my buddy~Li Dalong~Li Dalong~uh, it seems a bit rustic~ okay, let’s just use this.”

(to be continued...)
(End of this chapter)