My Taobao Even Heaven

Chapter 77
Jingle bell, jingle bell. .

The half-sleeves that were supposed to be loose were worn by Dalong, which gave the effect of tights. Li Yiyi looked down at his height, and then at Dalong, feeling envious for a while. This height, this figure, alas, I It's impossible in this lifetime.

Just as he sighed, the phone rang.Take it out and have a look.

It was Fatty Cui who called. After thinking about it, it should be that the effect of the mind-controlling talisman has disappeared, but I don't know if this kid still remembers what happened before.I didn't know the kid's intentions before, so I ignored him. Now that I know, it's time to hand over the evidence in the safe to the police uncle.

Li Yiyi leaned on the sofa and raised his legs, and pressed the answer button calmly.

"Mr. Li! Mr. Li! Mr. Li, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I am not a thing, I am not a person,... money... By the way, money, I bought a suite for the money I was greedy for in the past few years , bought a car, and found two little lovers, and now there are almost 90 left, I will give you, I will give you, I beg you old man, please let me go as a fart... .Woooo...I'm just a fart..."

Hearing the slapping of mouths on the other end of the phone, Li Yiyi curled his lips in disdain. He knew why he had done it before today. This is called self-inflicted evil. It seems that this old boy remembers everything before.broken!Then this old boy must also remember that I gave him a sticker?
"Okay, okay, don't cry and howl, if you want to be ignorant, you have to do nothing, let me ask you, do you still remember how I made you speak?"

Li Yiyi didn't go around in circles, but directly asked the doubts in his heart. He believed that Fatty Cui would never dare to lie to himself.

"No... I don't know... I don't know how you made me speak?"

Fatty Cui, who was crying bitterly while hiding in his newly bought Honda car, was obviously taken aback when he heard Li Yiyi's question, yes, how did the brat make himself speak?It seemed that I was suddenly fascinated by ghosts while I was sitting. Not only did I tell all the things I had done, but I even wrote them down with a pen. Could it be that I was haunted by ghosts?Or is there something weird about this kid?
Huh~ It's okay, it's okay, it seems that the mind-controlling talisman automatically deleted the memory it used.

"Okay, let's talk about this when I go back."

Li Yiyi didn't want to get in touch with him, he was not a child, if he did something wrong, he had to bear the consequences, Li Yiyi would never be soft on this matter. .

"Boss, you can get me the same clothes later on, and sunglasses, and a gun by the way, and I will be by your side and be your bodyguard in the future."

Pfft, I just hung up the phone and took a sip of the mineral water on the coffee table when I was choked by Dalong's words and coughed again and again.

What the hell?With a gun?Has this kid watched too many TV shows? .Well. .I rub it, it's really a TV show.

Following Dalong's gaze, I saw a Hong Kong police and gangster movie playing on TV at this time. Behind the gang boss, there was a bodyguard in a suit and sunglasses. Without saying a word, he drew his gun and shot. . .

He raised his hand and patted Dalong Daguang's head, but raised his eyes to look at Dalong's appearance, not to mention, if he put on a black suit, he would look like a top boss bodyguard.Well, I'll give this guy a whole body later.

"Let's go, I'll take you out to see the world, but you have to remember, don't tell anyone your identity, let alone tell you that you evolved from a lobster. In short, don't talk nonsense, it's best not to talk, Just follow me and observe more. Remember?"

After such a short period of contact, Li Yiyi is still very relieved about Dalong. This guy's IQ is even higher than his own. Perhaps it is out of animal instinct. His evolution is equal to birth, and Li Yiyi is his. The object he saw at first sight was therefore like his parents.I will never betray in my life.

"Remember the boss."

This guy's ability to imitate is really strong. After Li Yiyi finished speaking, this guy stood up respectfully and bowed to Li Yiyi like a younger brother on TV. Li Yiyi was very funny to watch. . . .

After going out the door and coming to Martha, Li Yiyi was speechless at the sight of Dalong who 'forced' himself into the co-pilot.This guy is really too big. This Martha, which was originally very spacious by itself, can't even stretch his feet. .Shaking his head helplessly, he will have to provide this guy with a separate car when he has money.Perhaps only a big guy like Hummer is suitable for Dalong to drive. .

Driving to the city center again, this time Li Yiyi did not go to the sportswear store, but found a famous brand suit store. After entering, the shopping guide looked at the 'huge' Dalong, and was a little dumbfounded Oh, with this figure and this big bald head, he doesn't look like a good person.Although Dalong grinned at her, he stayed away.

Hearing that this big man wanted to buy a suit, the shopping guide shook his head like a rattle: "No, I'm sorry sir, this gentleman's body shape can only be customized separately. But the cost will be higher, and you need to wait, at least It will take half a month."

It doesn't matter how much the money is, the main reason is that half a month is a bit long, but thinking that there can't be such a big suit anywhere, so he nodded and agreed.

Seeing that Li Yiyi and the others agreed to customize, the shopping guide bit the bullet and brought a tape measure, and measured it for Dalong.Li Yiyi, who was at the side, couldn't help laughing when he watched the two shopping guides stepping on the bench to measure Dalong. This guy is simply Beauty and the Beast.

After more than half an hour, the measurement results finally came out. The net height is 196 cm, the weight is 126 kg, the upper arm circumference is 5 cm, the bust circumference is 62 cm, the waist circumference is 154 cm, the thigh circumference is 88 cm, and the calf circumference is 78 cm. . . .

Looking at these items of data, not only Li Yiyi, but also the two shopping guides who personally measured them and other staff in the store were all horrified. This guy is so 'strong', he is like a beast. Li Yiyi didn't know that even Schwarzenegger was far behind Dalong back then. .

Since it was customized, I ordered as many suits as possible to save trouble in the future. Li Yiyi directly ordered five suits, each suit costing 6000 yuan, five to six to thirty thousand. In the end, the original 5 yuan suit, Li Yiyi I paid 2 yuan all the time, which is a full [-] yuan more. The owner of the store heard that, and immediately rushed over in person, took out the key, and under the suspicious eyes of everyone, Erhua opened the glass showcase at the door , Pulling off the black suit on the big model. . .

(to be continued...)
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