My system, you can't mess with it

Chapter 489
In front of Xia Xing was a song by a first-line celebrity. After singing, Xia Xing was about to take the stage.

"However, Mango TV's next program will be singer Zhang You!"

"Forget it, I'll just listen to Song King's song, I don't have any hope for the sketch now."

"Yeah, if Xia Xing sings, I can still listen to it, and the sketches are fine."

"How does Xia Xing's sketches compare with those of those people? I'm waiting for Xia Xing's sketches."

"Then I'll turn to the channel to see, what if there are surprises?"

Not only the audience, many of Xia Xing's enemies stared at him in front of the TV.

Tian Zhou has even contacted the navy, and as long as Xia Xing's sketch is not good, he will immediately complain and let the navy scold him.

Over the years, Xia Xing was too crazy and offended many people. Now these people can't wait to see Xia Xing's jokes and make trouble.

Finally, the song ended and the host stepped onto the stage.

"Xia Shen finally took the stage."

"Why am I a little nervous, God Xia must hold his breath."

"That's right, I don't want to see God Xia's reputation ruined today!"

……

Kyoto TV, the host has already started reporting.

Xia Xing took a deep breath: "It's finally about to start."

The hostess smiled and said, "Everyone must be looking forward to the following program."

The male host nodded: "Yes, this show is full of big names, let's see what will happen in this restaurant in Heishantun."

Hostess: "Next, please enjoy the skit "Not Bad Money". Performers: Xia Xing, Zhao Shan, Bi Jian, Duck Egg."

The camera quickly switched to the stage.

"Not short of money?" The name is a bit interesting.

"Xia Xing plays a sketch, whether it's real or not, can he do it?"

"I haven't seen any good-looking sketches this year except "Selling Abductees" in the Liao TV Spring Festival Gala. I hope this time it will bring us some laughter."

"I heard that Xia Xing was also the screenwriter of that skit, so I'm looking forward to it."

……

Of course, the voice of doubt on the Internet is even louder.

"Tch, I've been complaining about others all the time, look at how rubbish the skit he performed today is."

"That's right, wait for Xia Xing to be scolded badly."

On the Internet, those sailors have already started to act before watching the performance.

In various places in China, many people Xia Xing knew well also turned on the TV.

Tian Zhou and several directors of the Spring Festival Gala program group also gathered in front of the TV just after the meeting.

"Today, I just watched Xia Xing's embarrassment."

"That's right, this kind of rubbish. If the show is rubbish, I'll scold him to death."

"This kind of person is scum, smelly and shameless, I want to see how embarrassing he is today."

"Kyoto TV is quite courageous and even let him on stage."

Tian Zhou narrowed his eyes and sent a text message.

"After the show is over, let the navy give me a ruthless Black Xia star."

Yang Weiwei, Zhao Xiaoying and others also turned on the live broadcast on their mobile phones and tuned to Kyoto Satellite TV during the interval of the performance.

At this moment, Xia Xing's relatives and friends.

Xia Xing's fans.

Xia Xing's enemies are all paying attention to the Spring Festival Gala on Kyoto Satellite TV.

At the moment, Yao Na and Zhang Shan, the chief directors of Kyoto Satellite TV, are also very nervous.

Inviting Xia Xing to come can be said to be a gamble.

No one knows whether this gamble will pay off.

If it succeeds, Kyoto Satellite TV may even have a chance to counterattack and return to the number one ratings, but if it fails, it will definitely face endless criticism on the Internet.

……

In the middle of the stage, Zhao Shan and Yadan stepped onto the stage first.

Zhao Shan: Here we come!
Duck egg: here we are.

Zhao Shan: This is the most expensive restaurant in Montenegro. That's not Scottish flirting. .

Duck egg: Grandpa, you read it backwards, that's a Scottish sentiment.

Just three sentences, the audience suddenly burst into laughter.

This effect has never been seen in the Spring Festival Gala.

The ensuing plot was full of laughter. Grandpa Zhao Shan and granddaughter Yadan seemed to be inviting someone to dinner, but neither of them brought any money.

After a few conversations between the two, Xia Xing appeared.

Seeing Xia Xing appear on the stage, the audience burst into laughter.

Because Xia Xing's dress is too funny.

"Pfft!" Zhao Xiaoying, who was watching the live broadcast, couldn't help laughing out loud.

Xia Xing really worked hard enough to put on a skirt.

Tian Zhou in front of the TV pointed at the screen: "Look, look at what this is, a big man wearing a skirt, vulgar."

"That's right, it's the same as the jumping beam clown!"

Others echoed.

Zhao Shan: I said, girl, this meal is very important.

Xia Xing: Well, whoever you call a girl is a pure man.

Zhao Shan: How about such an outfit? Here, how do you wear a skirt?
Xia Xing: This is packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, it is not a skirt, these are not capri pants. Look, do they have legs?... Oh my god, I missed it in a hurry, oh my god, I Say there is no crotch in the aisle?

"Going off track!"

"Haha, it's so funny!"

The audience at the live broadcast suddenly burst into laughter, and the audience sitting in front of the TV also burst into laughter.

"It's so interesting. I never laughed like this during the entire Spring Festival Gala."

"This is the sketch, it's so beautiful."

In front of the TV, Xiao Zhang was watching Zhang You, the singer of Mango TV, singing. At this moment, he saw that the WeChat group was full of comments about Xia Xing's sketches.

"Haha, this sketch is so interesting."

"Best skit of the year."

"I'm watching Zhang You singing, is it really so beautiful?"

"What's so good about singing, fast lock on Kyoto Satellite TV, I guarantee you won't regret it."

At this time, Bi Jian appeared on the stage, acting like a duck egg, determined to say: "I ordered that the waves of the Honghu Lake will hit the waves, and the waves of the Yangtze River will push the waves ahead. Each wave is stronger than the previous wave. Shoot my dad on the beach!"

Zhao Shan: Come on, drink this marinade first, the child is hungry.

Duck egg: Oh, grandpa is a bit salty.

Zhao Shan: It’s okay, I drank the whole bowl of water to go.

Xia Xing: Free water, right?
Zhao Shan: Boiled water is fine.

Xiao Xia Xing: That's really picky!
As soon as the skit opened, it was full of burdens, making the audience laugh and laugh. This kind of scene has never appeared in the Spring Festival Gala.

The skits in the Spring Festival Gala can make people fall asleep watching them.

"Xia Xing is talented enough to read other people's sketches. They are all new ones, unlike the Spring Festival Gala sketches, they are all old ones that have been worn out."

"Yeah, I'm kidding."

"It's the first time I know that Xia Xing can still play this kind of image."

"I finally believe that Xia Xing's products are definitely classics!"

When Bi Jian came, Zhao Shan made another laugh by saying that Bi Jian was like his dead grandfather.

Later, Zhao Shan ordered food, because the two of them discussed it, no matter what Zhao Shan ordered, Xia Xing said no.

Zhao Shan: What are you eating?

Bi Jian: Let's have a little home-cooked food, from the folk.

Zhao Shan: Come to the folks, my son, let me have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms.

Xia Xing: No.

Zhao Shan: You can have this!

Xia Xing: This is really not there!
puff!

In front of the TV, whether it was the big stars who followed Xia Xing or the fans, they burst out laughing, which was so interesting.

On the Internet, Xia Xing's Weibo has exploded!

(End of this chapter)