My system, you can't mess with it

Chapter 490

"Wow, this sketch is called a sketch, I burst out laughing."

"Is it really that funny?"

"Of course, it's pretty much filled my year with jokes."

"Didn't the Internet say that Xia Xing's sketches were rubbish?"

"Garbage, I haven't watched such a beautiful sketch for a long time."

"That's right, those gangs belong to Black Xia Xing, don't be fooled by them, it's really pretty."

"Yeah, it turns out that Xia Xing's sketches are so funny, it's too much."

Although many netizens appreciated the sketch, some experts scoffed at Xia Xing's sketch.

Tian Zhou: "What is a skit? It is to spread positive energy. You can't just use vulgar means to make everyone laugh, but also let them learn something. I really can't see what kind of theme this sketch conveys. A big It's ridiculous for a man to wear a skirt!"

Another big V in the cross talk world, Ms. Jiang, also said: "I really don't understand why this kind of vulgar sketch can be on this stage. This is the tragedy of our literary and art world!"

Immediately, some netizens went crazy about Tian Zhou's statement.

"Isn't the sketch just to make everyone laugh?"

"Teacher Tian popularizes, the one she wears is called a Scottish kilt!"

"Mr. Tian, ​​I want to ask you, can something that doesn't make people laugh can be called a cross talk?"

……

At the scene of the Kyoto TV Spring Festival Gala, the sketches are still going on.

Duck Dan first sang "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", which immediately shocked the audience.

Although it was only a climax, the song still shocked everyone.

"This song is really nice."

"Yeah, with such a high profile, this little girl is really amazing."

"I haven't heard this song before, maybe it was also written by God Xia."

"There are also self-created songs in the sketch, which is really a work of conscience."

After Duck sang, the song was approved by Bi Jian, and he was willing to take Duck to participate in the variety show.

At this time, Xia Xing quit.

"Teacher Bi, I can sing too, how about I sing "I Love You" for you."

This song Xia Xing uses is a song from this world, many people have heard it.

As a result, he sang and ran away.

Xia Xing: Oops, I seem to have sung "Miracle".

Zhao Shan: Pull it down, the singing is off the track, and your pants are also off the track, you are the one who is off the track, stop singing, and go serve the food.

Xia Xing: Excited.

Zhao Shan: Go serve the food.

Xia Xing: I'll sing one more song, Mr. Bi, can I sing it again?
Zhao Shan: What are you singing?

Xia Xing: I will sing "The First Snow in 2018".

Zhao Shan: Pull it down, it’s already 2019, why are you singing about 2018?

Whether it's Xia Xing or Zhao Shan, the images of the two are vividly interpreted.

The audience almost burst out laughing.

At this time, Xia Xing began to sing.

As soon as the vicissitudes of life came out, the audience was amazed.

Unlike the previous life, no one in this world has heard the song "The First Snow in 2002", so when they heard the song, all the audience were shocked.

This song is too good to listen to.

"Xia Shen's sketch is really awesome, and there is such a good song."

But Xia Xing sang a climax and stopped singing.

At this time, netizens on the Internet quit.

"Xiashen, don't bring such ones, please complete the song."

"How can such a beautiful song be sung so few words? It's so unkind."

"Yes! I strongly request the whole song."

Bi Jian: You created this song yourself. It’s really nice. Would you like another one?
Xia Xing: Next, I will sing a northern Shaanxi folk song "Shandandan Blossoms Blooming Red and Brilliantly" to Teacher Bi.

Northern Shaanxi folk songs?

"Why haven't I heard of this song?"

"That's right, I'm also from northern Shaanxi, and I haven't heard of it either."

"This song can't be created by Xia Xing himself."

"It's amazing, God Xia can even create folk songs."

The one in Shandandan is blooming
bright red
……

Listening to Xia Xing's high-pitched voice, fans both at the scene and on the Internet were stunned.

This song is so good.

"Xia Shen is amazing, he can sing folk songs so well."

"That's right, God Xia is so talented."

This skit not only kept making jokes, but also sang songs that were better than the last one.

Most importantly, Xia Xing only sang one section of all the songs, which gave the audience infinite reverie.

Xia Xing's Weibo has been bombarded by netizens and almost paralyzed.

"Haha, this sketch is so pretty."

"Yeah, not only is it funny, the song is also nice."

"The God of Xia is the God of Xia, really awesome."

"This year's Spring Festival Gala in Kyoto is too powerful."

"That's right, everyone, don't watch Mango Satellite TV and Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV."

"Xia Xing is too good, such a good show can't be on the Spring Festival Gala."

"Is it because the director of the Spring Festival Gala is blind?"

"I can't accept it, Xia Xing is Xia Xing."

"That's the real skit."

"Director of the Spring Festival Gala, open your eyes and see, this is the real sketch."

Netizens recognized Xia Xing's skit very much, and many viewers switched channels after reading the comments.

"It's so beautiful, I'll go and see it too."

"I was deceived by the online reviews. If you know that Xia Xing's sketches are so good-looking, you must focus on the Kyoto Spring Festival Gala."

……

At the scene, Zhang Shan also let out a sigh of relief.

"Yao Na, how about the Xia Xing I recommended, right?"

"Too strong, by the way, I have a plan."

"what's the plan?"

"I want to add another show to Xia Xing."

"Add another show, but all the shows have fixed time."

"Squeeze it out, I want Xia Xing to add another song, which is "The First Snow of 2018"."

"But, did he only create that paragraph?"

"I don't know, we'll see when he comes down."

Yao Na was also very excited to see Xia Xing's sketch received such a good response.

At this time, the sketch has come to an end.

Zhao Shan: ...So what... Didn't you say that "Variety Show" is a stage for the common people? They want it all, and they can accept me too.

Bi Jian: Sogou also has your name?
Zhao Shan: Click it and try it out. Besides, I have an important secret that I haven't revealed to you.

Bi Jian: What secret?
Zhao Shan: Actually, my grandfather was also named Bi!
puff!
No one expected that at the end of the skit, Xia Xing still had a joke behind him!
The audience laughed.

"Hahaha, I laughed to death."

"This script is so talented, it deserves to be Xia Shen!"

"Xia Xing is really amazing. I feel like he has created a new model of sketches."

But at this moment, Tian Zhou couldn't sit still.

Originally, he thought that Xia Xing's first performance in a sketch would be rubbish.

Unexpectedly, their sketches turned out to be so brilliant.

Tian Zhou said: "What is this, it's a mess, it's all vulgar jokes, it's an insult to the sketch."

Teacher Tang also stood up: "That's right, what kind of world view is conveyed by this sketch, is it just opportunistic? It's an insult to art."

Xia Xing's fans also immediately fought back: "What is the art of insulting? Look at the expressions of the audience on the Kyoto TV station, and then look at the expressions of the audience at the Spring Festival Gala. You are not ashamed."

"That's right, we ordinary people like this kind of Spring Festival Gala."

"Yes, we support Xia Shen, this is the skit that the masses like."

(End of this chapter)