My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 101 An animal farce caused by a roll of toilet paper

What Lu Zhiyao drives is an electric tricycle that is relatively common nowadays.

This kind of car runs fast, is convenient, and is good for everywhere, but it is easy to run out of battery.

Li Xiao sat on it and tried to start it, but the battery was really dead, and he couldn't even walk a meter.

At this moment, two old grandfathers tremblingly appeared in sight.

Nima?

Is this the young man?

Li Xiao turned his head and complained, "Did your grandfather misunderstand young people?"

"Hahahaha, I'm about to burst out laughing!"

"The two old men add up to about 140 years old."

"That old man is still holding a power strip in his hand, absolutely!"

"Grandpa: This is my youngest buddy, I am also a spirited guy in our village!"

"I testify that in the village, people of this age are strong men!"

"This walking posture, from a distance, looks like Zhao Si and Guang Kun!"

"No, this is a crouching dragon and a phoenix chick. Where there are crouching dragons, there must be phoenix chicks!"

"I don't care about the others. I just want to know where did the first laughing person do it? Above or below?"

Seeing the two old grandpas walking slowly, the tourists in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

Zhao Si, the budgerigar, did not forget to add: "Two old men, three teeth!"

In a word, directly fill up the funny effect.

"Let me push it."

Li Xiao said helplessly.

Xiao Hei is very smart and has good eyesight, so he followed Li Xiao and pushed him up.

Just like that, Lu Zhiyao controlled the direction in front, while Li Xiao and Xiao Hei pushed behind.

With Li Xiao's help, the two old grandpas would be much easier.

But after seeing Xiao Hei helping, the faces of the two of them were immediately covered with black lines, and they seemed to be thinking in their hearts: Grandma has such a leg, the two of us old men together are not even as good as a dog!

Li Xiao asked while pushing: "It's strange, why did you come to see your grandfather all of a sudden?"

"My father opened a shop in the county, specializing in selling cement. Aren't you going to pave the road for the village? My grandfather also wants to do his part, so let me come over and negotiate the price, as cheap as possible!"

Lu Zhiyao answered truthfully.

"So it is!"

Li Xiao nodded.

Since it is for paving the road for the village, it should help.

Li Xiao's physical strength is very good, he pushed all the way without panting.

After arriving home, Lu Zhiyao offered Li Xiao a bowl of water, but Li Xiao was in a hurry to go to the zoo for repairs, so she politely refused.

It's not that Li Xiao doesn't want to stay and drink water, but that Lu Zhiyao's eyes are too scary and hot.

If grandpa wasn't there, she might have taken Li Xiao down by force.

Thus, gallop on!

I haven't seen her for so many years, but she is still as active as ever.

To blame can only be blamed when Li Xiao was in junior high school, just like Shen Tong, he was a white and delicate school girl.

Since then, Lu Zhiyao has been fascinated by Li Xiao.

She is really greedy for Li Xiao's body!
She sucks!
When Li Xiao came to the zoo, he continued to wake up the sleeping animals and started a day of renovation.

The life of renovation is always boring and boring, but in the hands of Li Xiao, he can always play new tricks, constantly attracting tourists into the live broadcast room.

Therefore, the number of tourists in the live broadcast room of Gushan Zoo has been stable and has never declined.

I don't know if it's because the breakfast in the past was relatively light, but today I suddenly ate too greasy roasted voles, and Li Xiao always felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

In the beginning, it was just a few farts now and then.

But gradually, Li Xiao didn't even dare to fart anymore.

Because at this time, absolutely can not believe any fart.

Otherwise, you will pull your trouser pockets like Shen Guanglin in "Hello Li Huanying".

After insisting on working for a while, Li Xiao couldn't hold on anymore and went straight to the toilet.

Whoa!
This is the sound of a few monkeys cleaning the glass, turning on the faucet to change the water in the basin.

A few minutes later, Li Xiao finally relaxed.

Can……

No paper!

The person who came in was too anxious just now, Li Xiao forgot to check whether there is any paper in the toilet.

"Xiao Hei, help me get the paper!"

Li Xiao shouted hysterically.

"Wang Wang!"

Xiao Hei: Alright!right away!
The spiritual Xiao Hei ran to Li Xiao's room, took a pack of toilet paper in his mouth, and rushed towards the toilet as fast as he could.

however……

"Squeak!"

King Jiji suddenly appeared and stopped Xiao Hei with two little monkeys.

Holding a watermelon knife in his left hand, he pointed to the toilet paper in Xiao Hei's hand.

Then, spread it lightly.

King Gigi: Bring the paper, I'll deliver it!
"Woooo!"

Xiao Hei shook his head violently.

As Li Xiao's most loyal dog, he doesn't trust any animal to deliver paper to Li Xiao.

What's more, what if you want to invite credit?
King Gigi: Still stubborn?look behind you!
Xiao Hei turned his head to look, and standing behind him was the mechanical wolf king Hui Tailang.

Before Xiao Hei could react, the mechanical wolf king had already slapped him hard with his paw.

Snapped!
The iron claw landed heavily, and the solid ground was instantly shaken open fine cracks.

This is just the result of Big Big Wolf not exerting his full strength.

Fortunately, Xiao Hei reacted quickly and nimbly hid aside.

There is no danger!

"Wang Wang!"

Xiao Hei was a little confused: You guys want to rebel?
"Ow!"

Big Big Wolf: Don't think us so badly, I just want to exchange ideas with you.

Taking advantage of the gap between Big Big Wolf holding Xiao Hei, King Jiji picked up the toilet paper on the ground, turned his head and ran away.

He also left the two little monkeys beside him to be responsible for helping.

Xiao Hei looked at the back of King Jiji going away, and wanted to go after him, but was blocked by Big Big Wolf forcibly, and couldn't get away at all.

The trick succeeded, and King Jiji ran happily all the way, but instead of running to the toilet, he ran to the kitchen.

When I came out of the kitchen, the toilet paper had disappeared, replaced by a pair of chopsticks!
In the toilet, Li Xiao was still waiting anxiously, his legs were numb from squatting, and he couldn't help but slapped the door panel through the gap with his right hand, and shouted: "Xiao Hei, why haven't you come yet, maybe you also Diarrhea?"

As soon as the words fell, I already felt something in my hand.

Li Xiao didn't think much about it, he grabbed it and took it to the toilet.

In the next second, he opened his throat and shouted: "Fuck! Chopsticks? What the hell are you wiping your ass with chopsticks! Xiao Hei, are you stupid?"

Outside the toilet, King Jiji kept covering his mouth, suppressing laughter, but after hearing Li Xiao's yelling, he finally burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"So it's you! At this time, you still dare to play with me! Don't let me go out, or you will be castrated!"

Li Xiao suddenly realized, and couldn't help but curse.

King Jiji was not afraid at all, he was still laughing unscrupulously, and clapped his hands from time to time to celebrate himself.

Li Xiao was furious in his heart, but the most urgent thing was to get out of the toilet, so he didn't think much, and decisively recited the magic spell in his heart!

(End of this chapter)