My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 133 Jumping the beam clown
"Go Rid? Cao Nima?"

"Damn it! Grass mud horse!"

"Fuck! This name is absolutely dead!"

"Director, why are you so handsome?"

"Director: Master of Confusion!"

"Come again, director, I also have a problem, please help me solve it! I'm advertising a novel, but I don't know what to do to attract readers. Do you have any brilliant ideas?"

Li Xiao thought for a while, and said: "If you want to catch people's attention, you have to do the opposite. For example, the crooked mouth God of War article that went viral a while ago, the content is almost all about the return of the God of War. It’s not doing well, and then I took my daughter all the way to pretend to be slapped in the face, and everyone vomited, if you want to promote it well, then change your way of thinking.”

"For example, when the God of War returns, he sees his daughter being sent to a brothel, and with one order, a hundred thousand soldiers return to make a mark for his daughter."

"God of War came back and saw his five-year-old daughter being sold to a brothel. He ordered a hundred thousand soldiers to sell God of War himself to a brothel."

"The God of War came back and saw that his daughter was actually living in a kennel. With an order, a hundred thousand soldiers returned and built a kennel for the God of War."

"The God of War came back and found his children pigs and dogs. With one order, a hundred thousand Chinese elite soldiers arrived, and one of them slapped the God of War. You have a lot of trouble!"

"If you promote it in this way, it will be absolutely popular, and you will catch a lot of people if you like to see it."

Li Xiao gave another unexpected idea.

The tourists in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

Li Xiao didn't take a break either. Facing the overwhelming problems, he searched for the walls to paint, while slowly talking about his thoughts.

Dual purpose.

Don't waste time.

Does not affect quality.

In this way, in this pleasant atmosphere, the day's live broadcast passed quickly.

During this day, with his keen and clever mind, Li Xiao could always come up with funny, practical, and elusive ideas, and he suddenly became the star master in the movie "The Judge".

……

That night.

As time goes by, the pre-sale will also begin.

Huang Dinghao saw that the fans on his Weibo were boycotting Li Xiao, and proudly turned on the computer, preparing to stay up all night to watch Li Xiao's jokes.

at the same time.

Battle Fish Live Streaming Platform.

The anchor Mengmengjiang couldn't bear it again, and was about to add insult to injury.

The most poisonous woman.

Seeing her eldest brother go to Li Xiao's live broadcast room one after another, and Li Xiao's popularity became more and more popular, she felt extremely unbalanced.

In her opinion, if those big brothers stayed in her live broadcast room back then, then she would be the one who is popular all over the Internet now.

For so long, Mengmeng Jiang has been looking for a suitable opportunity to discredit Li Xiao.

Today, she finally got what she wanted.

Anyway, she just can't see Li Xiaohao.

"Family, I will not dance tonight, but will broadcast live the pre-sale of tickets for Gushan Zoo. Now there are many people on Weibo who are questioning and boycotting the director, but the specific situation depends on the pre-sale. As a result, if you want to see how miserable it is to buy tickets for the Gushan Zoo, you must not miss tonight's live broadcast."

"I'll just put my words here first. If I can sell a thousand tickets, I'll live stream and eat papa!"

"Ruthless! This girl looks very good-looking, why is she so fierce, she can compete with the old eight."

"Old Eight: I am very pleased to have a successor!"

"One thousand votes? Are you kidding me, anchor? I don't think you can even sell a hundred tickets!"

"The host must be a fan of Haohao, so he supports Haohao so much, loves it, and pays attention to it decisively."

"Sisters, this anchor is a fan of Haohao, and he is still helping to boycott the principal, please come and support him!"

……

For a while, there were countless barrages in the live broadcast room.

The influx of tourists and VIPs is increasing.

The heat once again rose again.

Nowadays, as long as anyone can get involved with Li Xiao, they can basically bring heat.

But in fact, most of the people who came in were Haohao's fans.

They ate up in Li Xiao's live broadcast room during the day, and now they saw that there was an anchor publicly mocking the principal, so they were naturally happy to come in.

And how could Mengmengjiang be Haohao's fan?
She just wanted to slander Li Xiao, and even more want to take advantage of Li Xiao's popularity and make herself angry.

Seeing more and more tourists coming in, Mengmeng Jiang was already grinning from ear to ear.

The upper and lower mouths are not closed.

"Brothers and sisters who came in, pay attention to others, I will be broadcasting the pre-sale of tickets for the Gushan Zoo in the past few days.

In fact, to be honest, I have no grievances or conflicts with that director, but I am simply a fan of Haohao and want to support Haohao purely. "

Mengmengjiang saw someone in the live broadcast room asking if she was a fan of Haohao, so she naturally said yes very schemingly.

In this way, not only can he gain the popularity of Li Xiao, but also gain the glory of Huang Dinghao's fans.

And even if something happened, because she had stated that she was a fan of Haohao, Huang Dinghao's fans would support her unconditionally.

In short, no matter what, there is no disadvantage.

This woman's palace is not so deep.

Fortunately, the older brothers all went to Li Xiao's live broadcast room one after another, otherwise, they would all have to be squeezed dry.

"Since you are a fan of Haohao, you must support it unconditionally. Sisters, 666 is up!"

"Finally found an organization. During the daytime, during the live broadcast room of that shit director, he was ignored by the director. He even called on the fans to ignore us too. It's really shameless. This is not only an insult to us, but also an insult to Haohao .”

"Master Xin, everyone is Haohao's fan, we will definitely support you unconditionally!"

"Boycott the principal, support Haohao and Mengmengjiang!"

"I don't allow you to talk about the director like that. What a good person the director is. He is so ordinary, yet so confident. He dares to take Haohao's heat, which shows that he is not thick-skinned in general! Thick-skinned can be considered What an advantage!"

"Old nun, look at the sword!"

"The 40-meter sword has already been inserted, and I can't stop it!"

"Give it a good burial, allies!"

"To commemorate your glorious achievements, I will invite you to be a bridesmaid on the day Haohao and I get married."

"Hahaha, Xiu'er."

……

The group was talking and laughing.

But if you open their backstage and check the information, you will find that they are younger than the other.

There is still no age to distinguish between beauty and ugliness, right and wrong.

Some are still in elementary school.

Others have just stepped into the society and spend their boyfriend's money to chase after the so-called star Haohao, and even fantasize about marrying Haohao and having children.

A group of jumping clowns want to shake Li Xiao, a towering tree!
sad!

ridiculous!

Amidst the self-righteous ridicule of this group of people, the time for the pre-sale finally arrived.

30 seconds.

10 seconds.

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(End of this chapter)