My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 132 Li Xiao: The Master of Dispelling Puzzles (for Subscription)
"There are still people who dare to beat people now?"

Li Xiao was taken aback, and said decisively: "This matter is easy to handle. First of all, don't be cowardly, and let him beat you. It's best to beat you in a monitored place. The harder the beating, the better."

"In the second step, you have to call the police first, then go to the hospital for an injury assessment, then hold your throat in the hospital toilet, turn around twenty or thirty times in the same place, and tell the doctor that you forgot where you were beaten, because you just feel dizzy anyway. vomit."

"The third step, when the doctor asks questions, you have to be in a daze from time to time, and ask back what the doctor asked just now.

In this case, the doctor will write that the brainstem is suspected to be damaged, and the damage to the brainstem may be dangerous at any time, which must be recorded in the notes. When the police uncle sees the person who beat you, he will never let the person who beat you go, and he will send it to you as soon as possible. its control. "

"The fourth step is that there is an app called Understanding Car Emperor. As for what car you like, it depends on your mood. If it's best, you can go to Tangju Yipin, and you can enjoy Qingfu for the rest of your life."

"Fuck, shit, shit, I learned it!"

"The director is amazing, this idea is really amazing!"

"I'm still thinking about getting someone to take revenge on him behind the scenes, or trick him, it seems that my brain is not good enough!"

"Young man, this is not the era of young and Dangerous! If you don't like me, beat me up, then I'll ask a group of people to beat me back. It won't work!"

"It can't really be that simple, can it?"

"It's really that simple! Now this society only recognizes money, and everything can be solved with money. I have such a real example around me. The next day that person went to the sales department to make an appointment to see the house."

"A weak question, is there anyone in the live broadcast room who wants to hit me?"

"I just want to be beaten to death by everyone here, or to kill everyone here!"

"What the hell is your name Charlotte!"

"It's all knowledge points, write it down in a small notebook!"

Li Xiao's words instantly made the whole live broadcast room boil.

One by one either saved the video, or took out the notebook beside them, recalled what Li Xiao said just now, and recorded it.

It will come in handy one day!

At the same time, more and more people are asking questions, expecting Li Xiao's answer.

They found that Li Xiao's thinking is really different from ordinary people, and there is a kind of anti-thinking in his funny, which can always catch people off guard, but it is still very effective.

"Director, Director, please help me too."

"I like a girl and want to confess to her, but I'm worried about being rejected by her. It's very embarrassing. Can you help me find a way to get the best of both worlds?"

"Simple! Yours is even simpler than the last one!"

Li Xiao didn't even think about it, and said, "Don't you just want to be able to attack and retreat, embarrassing but elegant, then give her a poem that hides the beginning and the end!"

"I want to find you from thousands of miles away,

Like as usual.

Pleasure is short and night is white,
You know who I am crazy about! "

"If she agrees to you, then it's an acrostic poem, and if she rejects you, it's a Tibetan poem at the end. Let's fight her to the limit!"

"Next person!"

"Director, on the first day of your live broadcast, I gave birth to a daughter, and I have a little fate with you, but the name has not been decided yet, can you help me choose one?"

As soon as Li Xiao finished speaking, he saw such a comment, and couldn't help laughing: "Good guy, you even came to me for the work of naming?"

"This is a fortune-telling for those who name the children at the gate of my hospital, so I will try to be a master."

"Nowadays, as long as you want to name a girl, it's actually very simple, you just need to avoid such words as Ke, Tong, Ruo, Xuan, Xuan, Han, Xin, etc.

Because many people in our generation love to watch romance dramas and romance novels, and the names of the heroines in TV dramas and novels are mostly related to these, and after being influenced by them, everyone thinks it sounds better. Over time, almost everyone wants to give themselves named her daughter.

Just imagine, if one day in the future, a child goes to the teacher's office and says: Teacher, something happened in the class, Zixuan and Zixuan quarreled, and accidentally ran into Zixuan and Zixuan, Kexin, Kexin, Kexin hurry Ran over to persuade the fight, ran into Ruoxi, Ruoxi, and Ruoxi again, Zirui and Zirui saw it at this moment and hurried to find the class cadres Haoran, Haoran, Yuhao and Yuhao, Yuxuan, Yuhan, Yuqi at this time I brought medicine to bandage everyone's wounds. Zixuan, Zixuan, Zixuan, and Zixuan clearly said they would stop fighting, but they started fighting again. Teacher, go and take care of it.

Let me ask you, when the teacher listens to this paragraph, will you be confused, and will you want to commit seppuku?

In fact, these words are the same as the previous Cuihua, osmanthus, chrysanthemum, Goudan, and Ergouzi.

Therefore, if you want to make your daughter's name distinctive, then name it according to the previous method, such as Jianguo, Steel, Gousheng, Tiezhu, Xueqin and so on.

These names are simple and easy to understand. Maybe because of this name, your daughter will become a star.

However, there is only one disadvantage of this naming method, that is, when you are in school, it is easy to be asked repeatedly by the teacher, and your daughter may hate you because of this. "

Everything Li Xiao said made sense, but the tourists in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, the paragraph just now was too slippery, I suggest including it in the mouth of the Deyun Club."

"I can tell, there are only five people in this class."

"Why did I hear more than 20?"

"The headmaster is amazing. Our class really has the names you mentioned, as well as Sun Qing, Li Qing, Han Qing, Li Ting, Liu Ting, Wang Ting, etc. Every time I hear the class teacher call these names, my head will go crazy." They are all ignorant, and don’t know who to add.”

"The grandchildren of the grandma next door are the professional ones. Every time the grandma calls them home for dinner, I always hear them as one person."

"I sincerely ask the director for help. I have two friends who also gave birth to children, but they didn't name them. Because my name is Fan Jian, they often laugh at me. I hope the director can help them choose a sounding name for their child. A name that sounds nice but still makes me laugh, one of them is named Gou and the other is named Cao!"

"Another sub-question!"

Li Xiao blurted out, "Since your surname is Gou, let's call him Ride.

The two characters of Japan and Germany are taken from the ever-changing and highly respected virtues.

I hope that his child will have new changes every day and can become a prestigious person. "

"My surname is Cao, so I should call her Nima.

The word Nima is taken from Annie Weir and Jinzhu Mami.

In Tibetan, Anniwell means caring, and Jinzhu Mami means Bodhisattva.

This means that this girl is the reincarnation of a caring Bodhisattva! "

"Both baby names have great meanings and give you plenty of sarcasm if you can convince your friends to give them both names, good luck!"

(End of this chapter)