My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 149 Tiger: Work Miraculously ([-]-word Chapter)

"The headmaster is so lucky?"

"Can this fishing method catch so much? Are you sure it's not like filming now, where someone sneaks into the bottom of the water and stuffs fish on the net or hook?"

"Is it because these fish are stupid?"

"It makes sense! Director, don't eat this kind of fish, it will make you stupid, but I am willing to bear the consequences, because I am stupid, just like Dasha Chun in "Charlotte Trouble", so Please send it to me!"

"Upstairs, you stole my lines."

"You all forgot that the headmaster raised a golden koi. This is a very effective trick! I think the headmaster can catch it even if he fishes like Jiang Ziya!"

I don't know if it was really the golden koi that played a role. In less than an hour, Li Xiao caught about twenty fish.

There are carp, grass carp and crucian carp.

Even the large catfish that had become fine was successfully caught.

But this guy was obviously very unconvinced, and kept jumping around in the full bucket, trying to escape by jumping into the bucket.

"Today's harvest is so-so."

Li Xiao spoke like Versailles, and uttered the classic line of the God of Gamblers Gao Jin: "Sorry, let everyone down, my luck has always been good!"

As soon as this remark came out, the male compatriots in the live broadcast room almost exploded.

Do you want to slap your face like this?
In addition to being proficient in all aspects, luck is so good, it doesn't give life to male compatriots at all!
Suddenly, people thought of the lazy sheep in the childhood cartoon "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf".

Qingqing Grassland is a street, who sees that the lazy man does not pass cigarettes.

Although Lazy is not good in all aspects, he doesn't like sports, likes to eat snacks, sleep late, and likes to push things to tomorrow or to others, but even so, relying on the luck against the sky, in the Yangyang Games, he was stunned He won at least half of the gold medals for Yangcun, but he stole the charm of Pleasant Goat and became the protagonist.

Whether it is popularity or fans, it is far beyond.

As for Uncle Zhang at the side, after hearing Li Xiao's words, a mouthful of old blood almost spewed out.

I've been here by the river all morning, and I haven't caught a single fish. You're full, so you're so sloppy?
People are more mad than people!
Uncle Zhang seriously suspected that Li Xiao had caught all the fish in the river in this area. After Li Xiao left, he was forced to move the battlefield and continue fishing.

As a professional fisherman, if he doesn't catch fish, he will never go back. Anyway, he can't go back empty-handed, otherwise it will be too embarrassing.

Uncle Zhang was full of melancholy, and Li Xiao returned home full of rewards.

Along the way, Li Xiao happily hummed a ditty.

"Turn the drums hard and play the gongs slowly
Stop the drums and listen to the singing

all gossip sings

Listen to me sing eighteen touches

Reach out and touch my sister's face

Dark clouds flew half the sky

Reach out and touch the front of my sister's head

Heaven is full and addictive"

Li Xiao just hummed a ditty, but didn't sing it out.

Once this song is sung, the live broadcast room will most likely be blocked.

Because this song is called "Eighteen Touches".

But it is much dirtier than the "General's Order" played by King Jiji before. Almost every line of the lyrics is high-energy.

Fortunately, Li Xiao didn't sing it out, so many people in the live broadcast room didn't know about it, and they didn't check the words on the public screen.

It's just that the more the tourists heard, the more they felt that something was wrong. When they were about to ask questions, they suddenly saw three or five old women mowing the grass with a sickle.

Mowing the lawn is really nothing.

In rural areas, because there are sheep, cows, pigs and other animals to raise, mowing grass is a very common thing.

It's just that the cut grass is a bit familiar!
"This grass looks familiar!"

"I remembered, this grass was my favorite when I was a child."

"Isn't this just ordinary grass, what's the big deal?"

Those who can say such things should be young people who have not been to the countryside much, and have rarely come into contact with plants.

Li Xiao approached and greeted a few old ladies, and then explained: "This kind of grass is called Xiaopengcao, also known as Xiaofeipeng. 90.00% of people should have seen this kind of plant, but they can't name it. , which belongs to the genus Baijiu Grass of the Compositae family, is an invasive species native to North America and distributed in all provinces in the north and south of China."

"The root is spindle-shaped, the stem is erect, cylindrical, the leaves are dense, the basal leaves are often withered during flowering, the lower leaves are oblanceolate, nearly sessile or sessile, can grow up to one meter high, walk on roadsides, fields, wasteland You can see it all."

"In the eyes of the farmer's uncle, it is a nasty weed, but it is also a kind of Chinese medicinal material. The whole herb can be used as medicine to reduce inflammation and stop bleeding, dispel rheumatism, and treat hematuria. In Europe, fresh plants are often used as hemostatic medicine. Its juice And the crushed leaves can irritate the skin, and it is three-point poisonous, and this stuff is also highly toxic, so use it with caution!"

"Nowadays, the farmer's uncle also knows that it is a herbal medicine. If there is nothing to do, he will cut some and sell it for money. As for the price, I heard that it has reached more than 130 a catty now, and the price reached [-] a while ago. "

"Nowadays, as long as you are in the countryside, you basically can't starve to death, because all kinds of plants that were regarded as weeds in the past are now collected by people. If you just cut a couple of them, you can sell them for money."

Rural grandmas don’t want to burden their children because most of their children are not around, or they are relatively frugal, or they feel that they are not too old and can support themselves. As long as they have time, they will come to mow grass and sell it.

Every time a small hundred is sold, it is enough for them to spend a while.

And the risk is low, and it doesn't need to consume too much energy. For them, this is a very good source of income.

When Li Xiao finished explaining, the tourists in the live broadcast room finally realized it.

"Although I'm over 30 now, I can't help picking up the news around me when I see this kind of talent. It's really neat to cut it down, and then the swordsmanship has grown in my heart."

"Yes, this is the dead soul grass under the sword when I was a child!"

"After 30 years in the rivers and lakes, I still can't forget the time when it accompanied me to practice swords when I was young."

"Left hand sword posture, right hand holding sword, chanting sword formula, it's a burst of piupiupiu!"

"I practice Dugu Nine Swords."

"I'm ruthless to myself, I'm practicing evil swordsmanship!"

"It turns out that you used them to practice swords when you were young, and I used them to practice the dog-beating stick technique."

"I liked this kind of grass the most when I was a child, because it is soft and dense, and it is excellent for wiping my buttocks. It is so refreshing."

"I have learned knowledge again. It has been more than 20 years. Although I often see this kind of grass, I still can't name it."

"I've seen this kind of grass downstairs in our community. It turns out that I passed by Grandpa Mao every day. I didn't say anything, so I went downstairs now."

"I'm going to the countryside tomorrow, who will form a team with me to make a fortune?"

"Xiao Pengcao, here I come!"

……

Why do people throughout the ages say that after failing to start a business or gain fame, they went back to their hometown to farm?
Because the Chinese people have the gene of farming and farming in their bones.

Another most important point is that there are treasures everywhere, as long as you are willing to pick them up from the ground, you can exchange them for money.

When the public screen was scrolling crazily, Li Xiao had already walked to the zoo.

In order to prevent so many fish from being squeezed into the bucket and getting injured, Li Xiao immediately put them in the artificial pond.

With their joining, the whole pond is suddenly full of life.

As the original owner, Golden Koi welcomes them even more.

only...

Black catfish were jumping up and down the entire pond, clearly trying to escape.

Although food and housing are provided here, and it can be guaranteed to have a group of wives and concubines, it still yearns for the life and freedom outside.

Even the golden koi can't do anything about it.

Although Li Xiao protected the fish very well, the journey was too far, and there were still two grass carp with their bellies turned white along the way.

Li Xiao licked his lips and said bluntly, "Today's dinner is settled!"

Before eating, Li Xiao first fed the animals in the zoo.

Although it was only two days since the renovation of the entire zoo, the animals obviously liked the current park and got used to it quickly.

After all, the park where they are located looks like a zoo from the outside, and they are all kept in captivity, but the living environment inside is no different from that in the wild.

Each of them seems to be in the wild, carefree, free, carefree and happy. They don’t have to worry about eating and drinking, let alone the appearance of natural enemies anytime and anywhere. Whoever it is, will fall in love with this place.

Even the tourists in the live broadcast room want to wear animal skins and live in the park.

After feeding in a circle, Li Xiao finally came to the tiger garden.

Just getting ready to feed, an interesting scene unfolded.

I saw Xie Mou holding a thick bamboo in his mouth, and was about to retreat into his cave.

But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't bring the bamboo into the cave.

Because the bamboo is too long, the width of the hole is too short.

Fortunately, Xie Mou was a little wise, so he decisively erected the bamboo and continued to pull it into the cave.

However, it still doesn't work.

Because the bamboo is still too long, the height of the hole is too low.

No matter whether you pull it horizontally or vertically, neither method will work.

Xie Mou exerted all his strength, but there was nothing he could do.

"Ouch!!!"

Xie Mou trembled with anger, raised his head and roared loudly.

Eggy on the side covered her eyes with her paws, she didn't have the face to look.

Eggy: How can I have such a stupid husband? I am really worried about the IQ of the child in the future. If you can't do it horizontally or vertically, then you can pull it sideways!

"Pfft!"

Li Xiao had received professional training, but he still couldn't help laughing out loud.

These two stupid tigers, the child that will be mated in the future will not be known as 'smart' and 'smart', right?

Li Xiao was about to go in to help, when suddenly...

Click!

With a clear and loud bang, the bamboo broke into two pieces.

Xie Mou's strength was too strong, coupled with the exhaustion of all, the bamboo failed to stand firm in the end, and broke from the middle overwhelmed.

As the bamboo broke, Xie Mou and Eggy Tiger bit one and finally moved the bamboo into the cave.

They have no other purpose in carrying bamboo, they are just purely playful, wanting to sharpen their teeth and make their bite force stronger.

"Fuck! Awesome!"

"The teeth are so good, I shed tears of envy and jealousy with a mouth full of porcelain teeth."

"Old men, today I, Xie Mou, will perform a miracle for everyone. Remember to double-click 666. I love you guys so much."

"In the future, I'll see who dares to say that vigorous efforts may not necessarily produce miracles. That's because you don't have the strength of a tiger."

Li Xiao didn't tell Xiemou and Dandan the correct way to pull the bamboo into the cave, and left after feeding.

This thing mainly relies on talent, they have to comprehend by themselves.

Just like the little aunt Tang Youyou in "Love Apartment", when the fourth part is about to reshoot Star Wars, no matter how Guan Gu Miracle reminds her, she can't get it right, and finally Zhang Wei will tell her the correct way. Finally played it by myself.

Li Xiao returned home with two grass carp whose bellies turned white.

It's too wasteful to eat two fish for one person, and you can't eat them at all.

Therefore, Li Xiao decided to introduce some new ways to play, so that the tourists in the live broadcast room could open their eyes and learn a lot.

"For these two fish, I will prepare one for eating and one for making Yutaku!"

Li Xiao started to clean the grass carp while talking, and prepared the necessary tools.

"Gyotaku?"

"What is this? I have never heard of it!"

"There is new knowledge, Xiaoben hasten to remember."

Li Xiao explained: "Yutuo is a technique and art of rubbing the image of a fish onto paper with ink or pigment. It originated in the Song Dynasty in China and was inspired by the oldest art of stele rubbing in China."

"The ancients also used gyotaku to record and display the length, shape, color and other body surface characteristics of different types of fish."

"I recommend everyone to watch a treasure variety show, the name of the variety show is "Crossover".

The guests of the variety show include "Tough Guy" Zhang Hanyu, "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan" Zhang Guoli, "The most handsome bald man who once let the four kings play supporting roles" Zhang Weijian, and "200 billion box office male god" Shen Teng and "Uncle Benshan is the most proud One of the disciples' Song Xiaobao et al.

The variety show is about allowing them to travel through various dynasties and experience it. Basically, the whole process is high-powered and has educational significance. It is a pity that all the funds are spent on production. There is no money for publicity, so there is no popularity. In the third season Basically cut in half!

In this variety show, Gyotaku was mentioned! "

In fact, Li Xiao didn't know Yutuo at first, but he learned about it through watching this variety show, and he also knew how awesome his ancestor's wisdom is.

For Chinese people, fish means wealth and auspiciousness.

Gyotaku can vividly freeze this beautiful prayer into eternity.

This is the wealth left by our ancestors, but it is a pity that this technology is facing the helpless situation of being neglected and continuing to exert its strength.

But it has become popular in Southeast Asia.

Li Xiao acted while talking, without ambiguity or delay.

"To make yutaku, first wash the mucus on the surface of the fish with clean water and refined salt, then roll the paper into a ball and stuff it in the fish's mouth, so that the shape of the fish will be more firm and not lifeless."

"Then spread out the fins of the fish and arrange them, and then prepare suitable shades of pigments according to the color of the fish, and paint them on different parts of the fish respectively. After considering the composition of the fish in the picture, spread the rice paper on the fish. Evenly press, pat or use a brush to make the pigment on the fish spread on the paper, and then gently uncover the rice paper."

"Finally, use a brush to outline the eyes of the fish, which is similar to the finishing touch."

(End of this chapter)