My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 190 Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick (for Subscription)
In the live broadcast room, the tourists also laughed together.

"Mathematical genius!"

"Is the director's math taught by the physical education teacher?"

"For thirty takeaways, I'll give you one hundred first, you give me seventy, and I'll give you another thirty, and you return one hundred to me, there's nothing wrong with it, there's nothing wrong with it at all."

"Even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here today, the head of the garden is right!"

"Clear logic, clear thinking, reasonable!"

"What are you all laughing at? I think the director and director are right!"

"Upstairs, with your math level, you can also become a director!"

……

In fact, we can't blame the director who spread the word. After all, it is normal for the brain to be unable to react for a while after being fooled by Li Xiao one after another.

And Li Xiao didn't care about that much, anyway, he didn't lose money, and he made a takeaway for everyone.

A few people sat under the pergola in the yard and began to eat dinner.

The takeaway prepared by the director's team is quite rich, with rice, meat and vegetables, it should be made by the director's team themselves.

After all, the director team also needs to eat.

When Huang Sanshi cooked a lot of food, they could take the opportunity to eat a little.

If it is less, they will naturally have to prepare by themselves.

Li Xiao and the others chatted and laughed, eating happily.

at this time……

Another director came over.

He Rihuo muttered softly, "It's over, it's over, the director team has realized that they were fooled by the director."

The director rushed in front of everyone in a hurry, and shouted: "No, no, the money for the takeaway just now is wrong!"

Li Xiao boldly asked, "What's wrong?"

"Miscalculated!"

The director looked sincere, and began to explain seriously, saying: "Just now the director first gave my colleague 100 yuan, and then gave him 30 yuan, a total of 130 yuan, so my colleague gave you 70 yuan earlier. money, which means that he received 60 yuan."

"And the delivery fee is only 30 yuan, so I have to give you [-] yuan back!"

Li Xiao: "..."

After listening to what the director said, Li Xiao petrified on the spot.

Looking at Huang Sanshi and the others again, their eyes were wide open, and the eyeballs were about to pop out.

"Damn it! This is such a coquettish group!"

"Ah... If you calculate it like this, it seems to make sense!"

"I was actually surrounded by this director. There is absolutely no problem!"

"Good guy, I've been bullied by Rao too!"

"Here comes another math genius!"

"Where there is a crouching dragon, there must be a young phoenix. Both of them are under his command. They are comparable to Wang Duoyu, the richest man in Xihong City!"

If the director's operation just now was a light raindrop, then this director's operation was a torrential rain.

The raindrops were a joke, they fell on every tourist in the live broadcast room, and no one was spared.

Some laugh so much that their stomach hurts.

Some laughed silently.

Some aunts arrived, lying on the bed and writhing in pain, and suddenly laughed without any pain.

Li arrogantly opened his mouth and asked, "Director, how do you calculate this math?" "That's right! My colleagues and I have always been excellent in math!"

After speaking, the director slapped 30 yuan on the table, turned around, and walked away with half-hearted steps.

From beginning to end, I feel that there is nothing wrong with my calculations!
……

After dinner, Huang Sanshi invited Li Xiao to soak his feet.

The room in this season is too small, it is true that there are no other entertainment items.

Only soaking feet can make people relax.

During this period, the director team never sent anyone over.

Maybe they had already figured out what was going on, but for the dramatic effect of the show, plus only a few dozen dollars, they didn't delve into it further.

After all, it is enough for Wolong and Fengchu to emerge from one place!
If you are jumping out of Youlin, Zhonghu, Guicai, and Poison, then it's okay?

"Principal, let me pinch for you!"

As soon as Li Xiao sat down, Peng Peng sat opposite.

After what happened just now, he was convinced of Li Xiao from the bottom of his heart, and he only hoped to learn one and a half moves from Li Xiao, so that he could easily fool the director team in the future.

Therefore, take the initiative to ask for a massage.

Even Huang Sanshi and He Rihuo have not received this kind of treatment.

Li Xiao was about to resign, but Peng Peng had already started.

I have to say that Peng Peng's technique is really good, very authentic, very professional, after only a few minutes of pinching, Li Xiao felt quite comfortable.

Anyway, Peng Peng is also a man who has acted in "The Bathing King".

Learn from Qiao Shan, the "Father of Great Health Care"!
As an acting school and a school of strength, in order to make "The Bathing King" well, Peng Peng went to the bathhouse for professional learning, and his skills are naturally not bad.

As an actor, among the younger generation, he is absolutely dedicated.

At least a hundred times better than those stars who are paid hundreds of millions of dollars, but only stayed on the set for a few weeks, relying on cutouts for the whole process, counting one, two, three, four, five lines, and even refuse to deal with their hair!
"I'm going to make the bed for the principal!"

Sister Zifeng was even more obedient and took the initiative to make Li Xiao's bed.

Looking at the industrious sister Zifeng, Li Xiao suddenly remembered what the director of "Longing for Life" once said. Li Xiao couldn't remember exactly what he said, but roughly said: In my variety shows, I rarely invite When a female celebrity comes to be a resident guest, the relationship between men is relatively loose, and there are thousands of needles hidden in women's hearts. I really can't figure it out, and sister Zifeng is an exception.

After the interview was broadcast, it quickly aroused criticism from some women's rights activists.

It is said that the director mocked women.

It is also said that the director has overturned and will not watch "Longing for Life" in the future.

But in fact, if you think about it carefully, what the director said is not wrong.

You can refer to the previous seasons of "Extreme Challenge". The six big men went to play anywhere, and they all had a great time. The program effect was also full, and it was once called a national variety show.

Although some female guests will be added in the middle, but only one or two episodes will be recorded, and they will definitely not be permanent.

On the other hand, "Let's Run", the program has always included resident female guests.

But whether it was Baby at the beginning or Reba later, the program group used them to speculate on CP to earn popularity and traffic.

Baby and Little Cheetah are Friday couples.

Reba and Xiaolu are land couples.

For a variety show, it's okay to add one or two girls, but as the number of girls increases, there will definitely be overt and covert conflicts.

Even the fans will tear it up behind their backs.

The most important point is that some female stars need make-up, clothing, etc., and boys can basically participate in the mission immediately after they wake up and rub their faces indiscriminately.

When it comes to troublesome characters, the boy must be on.

And some female stars can use the reason of menstruation to escape the mission again and again.

Sister Zifeng does not have all the troublesome things of the above-mentioned female stars, she has always been plain, and she is willing to work diligently no matter what the task is.

Well-behaved and sensible.

Hardworking and kind.

Even Li Xiao appreciates it, no wonder the director keeps her as a resident guest!
(End of this chapter)