My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 237 A Few Like-minded Old Men Watching Beauty

The old man in a plaid shirt has a set of small words, and he knows that he was very popular with girls when he was young.

As soon as he finished speaking, without waiting for the old lady to refute, she pointed to a bald old man beside her, and said: "Old Xue was in poor health before, and he was lying at home every day, taking various supplements, but his health did not improve.

Until one time when he was walking with me on the street, when crossing the road, a young girl helped him up and said, "Master, in your physical condition, you should rest at home."

Regardless of whether he was stimulated by the little girl or wanted to show off in front of the little girl, Old Xue Suo just lay down on the ground and did fifty push-ups without even taking a breath. "

"real or fake?"

The old lady was shocked and puzzled.

"Exactly!"

The bald old man, Lao Xue got up, patted his chest, and said triumphantly: "Now I have good teeth and a good appetite, so it tastes delicious, why is it so good!
Occasionally, I meet some little girls, and they come around and say that I have a great figure and big muscles, and they want to touch me. "

"There is also Lao Ma, because of his thin body, he has not been liked by girls since he was a child, and he has not found a wife so far. He is a real old bachelor.

A month ago, I arranged a blind date for my mother.

The girl is 20 years younger than him, and she looks like a water spirit.

But the woman took a look at the old horse, turned her head and left, and said: I like a man who can give me a sense of security, you are too thin.

guess what?

This guy ran directly to the road, picked up a moving brick, slapped the moving brick in front of the blind date girl, and captured the blind date girl's heart on the spot. "

The old man in the plaid shirt pointed to another old man.

The old man has the face of a horse.

Live up to the name of the old horse.

The old horse chuckled, and said confidently: "Now I can not only smash bricks, but also smash boulders in my chest, fish coins in oil pans, swallow swords in my mouth, put big vats on my head... I can do everything, and I feel full of security.

Do you know why?Because I posted the video of the performance on the Internet, many girls rushed to see me. The more beautiful women I saw, the more motivated I was naturally.

I used to be an old bachelor, but now I am a male sea king! "

The more the old lady heard, the more mysterious she became.

His expression gradually became dull.

And the old man in the plaid shirt continued, pointing to another old man.

"Old Zhu's body is quite special, everything about him is fine, but his blood pressure is high.

Those with high blood pressure are like Mount Everest.

Ever since I came here to see the beauties, my blood pressure has returned to normal immediately, as flat as my chest! "

"There's nothing wrong with what Lao Li said."

The old man who was named was a little embarrassed.

He grinned foolishly.

"There is also Lao Xue, he is a writer. When he was young, he sat in front of the computer every day, and his waist was exhausted. Now he is old and his waist hurts. He is the youngest in our middle grade, but the only one who needs to use a cane.

One day, a beautiful woman said to him: Grandpa, do you want to come to our gym to exercise?I can give you a [-]% discount!

On the same day, this guy took me to the gym where the beauty was.

Not only does his waist no longer hurt, this country has implemented a two-child policy, and he is planning to have another one with his wife.

There is no way, the training fee for the first number is spent, so let’s create another one. "

"The old Qin at the end is the most serious. You know that when he was young, he was hit on the head and left sequelae. His memory has always been bad. Sometimes he doesn't remember our brothers.

Since following me to see beauties, he not only clearly remembers the looks of those beauties, but also clearly remembers what clothes he wears and what jewelry he wears every day.

As for the female stars on TV, such as Gu Li Nazha, Di Lieba, Yang Mi, Jiang Shuying, etc., he remembers them clearly, and he still remembers their birthdays and various hobbies. He is even crazier than those star-chasing fans . "

The old man in a plaid shirt introduced all the old men one after another.

After listening to what he said, not only the old lady who was close at hand was stunned, but at this moment, everyone present was a little bit overwhelmed.

They have all lived for at least twenty years, but this is the first time they have seen someone who speaks of 'lust' in such a fresh and refined way.

"Although I'm old, I'm still not confused. Don't fool me!"

The old woman inhaled slowly, gradually returning to her senses.

Still a little skeptical.

"Brothers and sisters, you have to believe us. In fact, we are not here to look at beautiful women. What's so good about that thing? Isn't it just a face full of hyaluronic acid, breasts and two chopstick legs? We mainly want to prolong our lives and live a few more years." Years, spend more time with you wives!"

The old man in a plaid shirt said firmly.

Righteous words.

The countenance does not change.

An undeniably serious expression.

Several old men around looked at each other and yelled out Zhang Fei's classic lines from the boss' "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" one after another.

"Me too!"

"That's right, me too."

"I... I am the same!"

……

"I often see beautiful women in good health, prolonging life and anti-aging.

I often see beautiful women with wonderful bodies, who can make a second child when they are sixty.

I often see beautiful women with great bodies, and I have to go shopping in the street even if I am a hundred.

I often see beautiful women in good health, and they can easily live to ten generations under the same roof. "

at this time.

Li Xiao stood up.

Summarize for a few old men.

Maybe it's because Li Xiao looks too handsome.

It may be that Wang Zhichu has the aura of the protagonist, and this is his protagonist speech.

It may also be that the grandmother doesn't want to expose her family's ugliness, and doesn't want to be judged by so many people.

The old lady, who was already in a daze, became even more confused after hearing Li Xiao's tongue twister. After saying "have breakfast early and go upstairs", she left with a suspicious expression on her face.

"Young man, thank you! You summed it up well!"

The old man in a plaid shirt cast admiring glances.

"polite!"

Li Xiao smiled slightly.

The reason for helping these old men.

There are two reasons.

First, they have the same point of view as me. Just now I said that looking at beautiful women can prolong life, but no one in the live broadcast room believed it.

Second, I think these old men are quite chic.

At a very old age, you can still gather in small groups, look at beautiful women, and brag about yourselves. This is the old age life that many people yearn for.

"You are the dean who rescued the finless porpoise."

The bald old man recognized Li Xiao.

"Young man, some of us old men saw you online last night."

"young and promising."

"We appreciate you."

"Come, come, sit down and have breakfast together."

Unable to withstand the warm hospitality of the old men, Li Xiao sat down.

Although it was the first time we met, we quickly became acquainted with each other, like old friends we haven't seen for many years.

In fact, when men gather together, they only need to chat about football, beauties, and games, and the relationship can be established in an instant.

　ps: These old men are foreshadowing, and many animals will be involved later because of them.

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