My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 274 Animals imitate humans to fight
"It turns out that King Jiji has been secretly playing with my phone for the past two nights!"

Li Xiao suddenly realized.

Suddenly, he remembered that King Jiji was indeed obsessed with the game "Glory of the King".

It's no wonder that the heroes I often play are Lu Bu, Xiahou Dun and other top laners, but in the recent ranking record, Monkey King is the jungler every time I play, and I have no impression of it at all.

It seems that this King Jiji not only wants to be the monkey king in reality, but also wants to perform monkey three sticks in the game to kill the Quartet.

It is good to have great ambitions and dreams, otherwise it is no different from salted fish, but Li Xiao must criticize King Jiji's sneaky game play.

After getting dressed and washing up briefly, we went straight to the zoo.

On the way, he also turned on the live broadcast by the way.

Briefly told the tourists in the live broadcast room about King Jiji's behavior in the past two days.

Suddenly there was a commotion.

"King Jiji can do it. He even used Monkey King to fight wildly, and helped the director get more than ten stars in the king's rank."

"Awesome! Better than Daxian and Lu Dehua!"

"Please figure it out, Daxian is the live broadcast effect, and Dehua is the real dish."

"Dehua is still very interesting. If you spend 10 minutes getting to know him, then you will find that you have wasted 10 minutes."

"Director, will King Gigi buy it? I bought it at a high price, not for anything else. I let King Gigi help me play games every day. Grandma, I have been stuck in the diamond rank for three seasons."

"King Jiji is still very good. At least one monkey stays up late every night to steal the director's mobile phone to play games. This kind of persistent e-sports spirit is worth learning, unlike the professional team QG two days ago, who unexpectedly Show off in the game, deliberately control points, and play passively!"

Amidst the discussions among the tourists in the live broadcast room, Li Xiao had already arrived at the zoo.

As soon as I entered the monkey garden, I was dumbfounded.

To be precise, he felt something was wrong before he got close, because Li Xiao could smell the smell of alcohol.

The smell of alcohol was overwhelming, and those who didn't know thought that Uncle Jackie Chan was doing a drunken fist, or that Monkey King drank all the wine in the Peach Club.

Open the door and enter the backyard, only to see all the monkeys are sleeping soundly.

Or swaying.

Or unconscious.

On weekdays, they wake up early at this time, and squeak and yell for the fruit for breakfast, but how can they still sleep now?
There is only one reason, they are drinking!
Almost every monkey reeked of alcohol.

From a distance, you can see their drunken flushed faces, which are redder than their own buttocks.

Where did they get the wine?
Could it be that everyone escaped last night?

With doubts and incomprehensions in his head, Li Xiao continued to walk in the monkey garden. When he was about to approach King Jiji's residence, he saw several jars.

These jars look familiar.

It was the jar where he and Tao Yaoyao made wine together yesterday.

"Damn it! The wine that Tao Yaoyao and I worked so hard to brew was actually drunk by these monkeys one step ahead of time, it's so fucking good to get there first!"

No matter how good-tempered Li Xiao was, he couldn't help but swear.

Because he simply counted, all the wine brewed yesterday was brought over and ruined by all the monkeys.

I didn't drink a sip myself!
It's like the daughter-in-law I married with a gift of 10,000+, before I had time to exercise on the wedding night in the bridal chamber, I learned at the wedding that this daughter-in-law had already exercised with others, and there was a green prairie above her head.

Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it anymore!
Originally, he just wanted to educate King Jiji about stealing mobile phones, but now he has to criticize about stealing alcohol. Full of anger, Li Xiaoda strode straight to King Jiji's residence.

"A moment of silence for King Gigi!"

"There is no escape from this beating."

"This scene is a bit like the scene where my dad found me doing bad things and came to clean me up with a belt."

"King Jiji's butt is already red, if the director beats it again, what will happen?"

"That's like Guan Gu Miracle and Tang Youyou in "Love Apartment", carefully classifying the colors, such as hawthorn red, cherry red, and bright red."

In the Monkey Park, King Jiji lives in a rockery.

On the rockery, Li Xiao also specially set up a small waterfall.

The stream is gurgling, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

At first glance, it seems to have come to Huaguo Mountain in "Journey to the West".

Li Xiao also engraved two rows of big characters on the rockery: Huaguoshan Fudi, Shuiliandongdongtian.

Although it is not as grand as described in the original book in terms of environment or scale, it is still a small mountain of flowers and fruits.

For King Gigi, it's satisfying.

As soon as he arrived at the rockery pass, Li Xiao saw King Jiji before looking into the cave of the rockery.

At this moment, King Jiji was still holding the wine jar, with a straw in his mouth, one end in his mouth and the other in the wine jar, sipping from time to time in a daze.

On both sides of King Jiji, lay a little bear.

It was the one adopted by Li Xiao a long time ago, and the honey-loving cub sent by the mother bear during the recording of "Longing for Life".

Led by King Gigi, they were also drunk.

Before, King Jiji led to steal the underwear of all the girls in the village, and drinking is naturally common.

"call!!!"

Looking at the scene in front of him, Li Xiao let out a long breath, trying hard to suppress the indignation in his heart.

I don't know how long it took, Li Xiao finally adjusted his state, stretched out his foot and kicked King Jiji, and said, "Wake up! Wake up! Don't sleep!"

King Jiji obviously drank a lot. Even if he was kicked twice, he couldn't wake up. He shook his head slowly, looked up at Li Xiao, and raised his hand to gesture.

King Jiji: Dare to kick me, I'm tired of work!Come on, after drinking this jar of wine, I will let the past go!

Some tourists who understand animal language understood it, and laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"The animal I admire most in the entire zoo is King Gigi. He is so courageous. He dared to talk to the director like this. How high blood pressure is required to do such a thing."

"So-so, only three or four floors high."

"Principal, I don't know what kind of temper you have. Anyway, if it were me, I would have recited the magic spell a long time ago."

"Yeah, bah, Tang Seng doesn't show off his power, you think I like to rest, I'm a one-punch man!"

"Good guy, it's the same as my dad's hair. Every time my dad drinks some wine, he likes to be crazy about drinking, and he likes to point fingers at my mother. My mother went up and slapped my dad unconscious. My dad woke up and asked why his face was swollen, and my mom said she was drunk and fell, and my dad believed it."

Everyone is fanning the flames, watching the excitement is no big deal.

Lord Li Xiao has a lot of people, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, so he didn't bother to argue with King Jiji, so he asked directly: "What's the matter with my mobile phone? Why do you like to play with my mobile phone so much these two days?"

Li Xiao was not afraid that something bad would happen if King Jiji stole the phone. On the contrary, King Jiji helped him get points, which is a good thing.

But only two days after I came back, King Jiji stole it for two days.

Guaranteed that before he came back, it often sneaked out to steal the villagers' mobile phones to play games.

If this is discovered and caught by the villagers, it will directly affect the reputation of the zoo, which is very bad and must be educated and criticized.

King Jiji waved his hands: I have only been playing secretly for two days, and Xiao Hei gave me the phone on the first day.

"Xiao Hei? How could it do such a thing? Are you lying to me?"

Li Xiao asked three times in a row with a dazed expression on his face.

King Jiji is now so drunk that he completely forgot about Xiao Hei's exhortations when he left, and immediately explained all the things that Xiao Hei came to ask him to do.

After hearing what King Jiji said, Li Xiao suddenly felt bad.

At the same time, I finally remembered that since yesterday, I haven't seen Xiao Hei.

I'm afraid it ran to the next province to seek an explanation for the golden retriever that died tragically by air transport.

For a while, he didn't care about so much, so he booked a ticket decisively, and planned to go to the next province immediately to find Xiao Hei.

In a big city full of people, a dog is inconspicuous at all. If there is something wrong with it, it will either be caught and sent to a dog meat shop, or it will be taken away by urban management for euthanasia, or it will be killed by some dog fighting people. Catch it, it won't be a good result anyway.

The more Li Xiao thought about it, the more nervous he became, and his pace became faster and faster.

Can……

Just halfway there, before leaving the zoo, I saw two tourists fighting because of a little conflict.

Although the staff of the zoo tried their best to dissuade them, the situation was still not optimistic. It even turned from two tourists to a fight between the two tourists' families.

The scene was once spectacular and hot, attracting some other tourists to watch, and even all the zoos in the zoo.

Immediately after...

These animals rushed to imitate first, and even twos and threes started to fight.

And there are also special imitation persuasion.

None of the zoo's animals were spared, and nearly every species was involved.

Wild boars, wolves, kangaroos, tortoises, lions, eagles, penguins...

It's so spectacular and lively.

Li Xiao stood where he was, with a look of melancholy and helplessness on his face.

The group of animals I raised are really fine.

No matter what you can do, cooking No.1, and thieves will make trouble.

Oh my god, my brain hurts.

Li Xiao stretched out his hands to rub his temples, and began to step forward to mediate.

"The learning ability is too strong, I laughed to death."

"In the zoo, animals watch tourists fight, who is the animal?"

"Humans are advanced animals. They are the best textbooks. They naturally follow them. It's a pity that they don't set a good example."

"I also saw an animal pulling its hair, which imitated it well."

"I suspect animals are mocking us, but I have no proof."

"Don't say anything, these animals must participate in the next season's imitation show, all of them will advance!"

"It's lifelike, some imitate fighting, and some imitate persuading fights."

"The source of happiness for today's portion!"

The tourists in the live broadcast room had recovered from the incident where King Jiji led the monkeys to drink just now, and were stimulated by the current scene to laugh again.

It's too joyful, I can't stand it, it's even more ridiculous than watching the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala in recent years.

Li Xiao spent all his efforts and finally settled this matter.

The fight between the tourists is easy to solve, they are all fans of Li Xiao, and after seeing their idols, they are naturally not in the mood to continue fighting.

As for the imitation fighting animals, Li Xiao promised to send them breakfast in advance today, which eased their mood a bit.

After the matter was resolved, Li Xiao returned home as quickly as possible, while simply packing his luggage, he told Tao Yaoyao to continue to take care of the zoo and the inn for him, so that he could find Xiao Hei with peace of mind.

Tao Yaoyao asked: "How many days will you go to the neighboring province this time?"

"It's probably only a day or two. I'll come back when I find Xiao Hei."

Li Xiao replied truthfully.

Tao Yaoyao thought of something, and said: "Since you are going to the next province, then you have to go to the Forest Zoo, a natural place."

"why?"

Li Xiao was puzzled, and said, "I took back all the animals rented to the Forest Zoo in the natural place!"

"The thing is like this. Didn't I help you build the official website of the Lonely Mountain Zoo? During this period of time, there were some attacks. After my investigation, the IP address is in the neighboring province."

"Do you suspect that it is the ghost of the forest zoo in the natural place?"

"I wasn't sure at first either."

Tao Yaoyao shook her head and said eloquently, "I wasn't sure at the beginning, but although the Gushan Zoo is well run and flourishing in all aspects, there are still some people maliciously attacking us on the Internet. After coming to our place to play, we found some problems, put forward opinions and criticisms, we naturally have to accept them with an open mind, but they are completely aimless and all kinds of random spraying.

I specially sent someone to investigate some of these accounts that attacked us, and found that most of the IP addresses appeared in the natural place Forest Zoo.

Therefore, I suspect that they are maliciously competing. "

"I understand what you mean. When I go to the neighboring province this time, I not only want to find Xiao Hei, but also investigate whether the Natural Land Forest Zoo is deliberately discrediting us."

Li Xiao patted his chest and vowed, "Don't worry, I can handle it!"

After explaining to Tao Yaoyao, Li Xiao left.

In fact, did not explain much.

After all, Tao Yaoyao has lived here for a long time, and she has completely become a part of the village, and she understands many things.

So Li Xiao was very relieved to hand over the inn and the zoo to her.

The plane is very convenient, and it takes two hours to reach the next province.

As soon as he got off the plane, Li Xiao took out a drone and started circling the whole city, quickly searching for Xiao Hei.

At the same time, he also went straight to the forest zoo, a natural place.

The last time I came to this zoo, Li Xiao was made things difficult in every possible way, even the head of the park didn't see it, it was very unpleasant, so Li Xiao didn't have a good impression of this place.

If it wasn't for the investigation of vicious competition, he wouldn't want to step here in his life.

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