My Live Life at the Zoo
Chapter 275 Li Xiao Discovers the Green Grassland
Chapter 275 Li Xiao Discovers the Green Grassland (Subscribe)
Since they are here to investigate, they cannot be aboveboard. Only by changing their appearance can the investigation be more thorough.
Just like when the police uncle is investigating some difficult cases, he basically visits in plain clothes.
It is more efficient and gets more information.
When he was about to rush to the forest zoo, a natural place, Li Xiao got into an inconspicuous corner and took the opportunity to make a simple disguise.
In order not to cause a sensation, it was not broadcast this time.
As soon as he entered the zoo, Li Xiao instantly attracted the attention of many female tourists with his extraordinary appearance.
"This is too handsome!"
"It looks like an old Hu from the side, I love it!"
"Fart! Old Hu obviously belongs to a male fan!"
"I just felt unwell some time ago and was hospitalized. After I was discharged from the hospital, I wanted to go to the zoo to see the animals to relax. Unexpectedly, I met a handsome guy. I felt that my body healed instantly. Not only did I heal, but I could also walk like flying. , faster than Bolt."
"If the zoo has such a handsome little brother every day, I would rather come every day, even if the entrance fee is ten times higher."
……
Hearing the comments from all around, Li Xiao didn't feel happy, but sighed secretly in his heart: A group of superficial women!
When you look at a person at first glance, you can't see the appearance, but you can't see the connotation at all. The correct way is to look at the internal organs at first glance, so that you can be sincere enough.
Moreover, I deliberately disguised myself as ugly, and they still thought they were handsome. This is because the nunnery stayed on the mountain and hadn't seen a man down the mountain for decades. They really have no taste and vision.
Li Xiao was feeling emotional when some courageous girls surrounded him in groups.
mobile phone in hand.
Can't wait.
"Brother, can you give me your WeChat?"
"I want me too."
"Little brother added me, my WeChat Moments often post bikini photos." "Little brother, this is my room card!"
Facing this group of nympho women with no integrity, Li Xiao frowned and shouted: "Go away, don't get in the way, I still want to see animals!"
Li Xiao almost roared out, bursting with foul language and a tough attitude.
He couldn't even arouse any interest in these women who didn't know how to be reserved, and were even somewhat dissolute, and he was very disgusted.
And I have to rush to investigate the director of the zoo. How can I care about these women?
A woman will only affect the speed of drawing the knife, and even delay his affairs.
I thought this vulgar roar could scare off the group of women.
Who would have thought...
This roar, not only did not scare these women, but made them even more infatuated.
"Wow, little brother, you are so rough, I like it so much!"
"It's so personal, I just like it."
"My little brother's voice is so charming, I don't know what will happen in bed."
"Little brother, I just like to be rough, please treat me roughly, I'm ready!"
……
There are little peach hearts shining in each of the eyes.
Like a pack of hungry wolves.
To tear Li Xiao alive.
If it weren't for the fact that there were still many tourists watching here, they would have jumped on Li Xiao violently and executed Li Xiao on the spot.
Boys must protect themselves outside.
Especially the ones with some good looks.
Whether your appearance is good-looking or not determines how many girls and hooligans will target you!
"..."
Li Xiao's face was full of black lines.
So fucking crazy!
This world is too crazy, a mouse is a bridesmaid for a cat, and a girl wants to be a hooligan!
In desperation, Li Xiao thought of Xue Wenyong.
This guy is the deputy director of the Natural Land Forest Zoo. When he came here last time, because he saved the tourists who fell into the tiger park, his attitude towards him made a 180-degree turn, and he could have quietly picked him up , You can also secretly investigate from his mouth.
Thinking of this, Li Xiao decisively dialed the phone.
"Director, why did you remember to call me, you are a busy man!"
As soon as the call was connected, Xue Wenyong on the other end joked.
Li Xiao lowered his voice and said, "I'm in your zoo right now, can you avoid everyone and pick me up quietly?"
"Huh? Are you in the Forest Zoo in the natural place?"
Xue Wenyong was a little surprised and said.
"Of course! What's the matter?"
"Uh... I'm no longer in the Forest Zoo, a natural place."
"What the hell?"
This time it was Li Xiao's turn to be surprised.
Xue Wenyong explained patiently, "Since I returned the animals to you without authorization last time, I have been fired by the head of the garden, and now I have returned to my hometown to run some small businesses."
"Just because of this, he fired you?"
"On the one hand, it's because of this incident, and on the other hand, I want to be the director too much. Maybe it made him feel a little bit of threat. In addition, we have many differences in concepts, so I was kicked out."
When Xue Wenyong said it, his face was full of melancholy.
Originally, he was full of enthusiasm, thinking that after becoming the director of the garden, he would marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life. Whoever imagined that the reality is 180 times crueler than the dream.
"Then do you know that the Natural Land Forest Zoo deliberately discredits other zoos and engages in vicious competition?"
Li Xiao asked cautiously and tentatively.
"I don't know that!"
Xue Wenyong answered affirmatively, as if he had thought of something, and added: "But before I left, I heard from the director of the Natural Land that he had this idea, and I think it's very dishonest to do so, even though I'm not a good person, But deliberately discrediting the same kind, after all, I couldn't bear it, and I tried to dissuade him more than once.
Now that I'm gone, he's even more lawless, and with his character, it's really possible to do such a thing. "
"Okay! I understand!"
Li Xiao was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly said, "If you still want to work in the zoo, you can come to my zoo and I will find you a suitable seat."
Xue Wenyong helped him before, so I should help him too.
"No, I'm setting up a small stall in my hometown now, and I'm quite happy."
After that, the two didn't say anything more.
After hanging up the phone, Li Xiao was speechless looking at these brainless women still surrounding him.
Grandma's, all of these must be posted on myself.
What the hell have you never seen a man?
At this moment, Li Xiao finally understood how terrifying those illegitimate meals were.
I am just a bit pretty, but I am surrounded by so many brainless women, and those illegitimate fans who are obsessed with idols will definitely do more extreme things in order to get in touch with idols at close range.
As long as these illegitimate fans have some skills, then go to make more money, and then spend money to ask the illegitimate fans to make movies with their idols, so that they can contact their idols anytime, anywhere, and even do some intimate things, such as kissing each other. Hug and hold high.
There is a movie called "Seven Hours of Time Difference". Isn't it because a private fan is so obsessed with Guanxi brother that he spends 9000 million yuan to invite him to play the leading role, and he himself is the leading lady.
There is also a TV series called "Ximen Wuhen", the heroine was nearly 40 years old at the time, but because of money, Jiao Enjun, the most beautiful man in ancient costumes, was specially invited to play the leading role.
Facing this group of crazy women, since Xue Wenyong can't help, Li Xiao can only decisively use one of the 36 tricks.
Even with Lingbo Weibu, Li Xiao still used all his strength to escape from the crowd of women.
Some embarrassment.
Because just now he felt that someone touched his abdominal muscles.
Too fierce!
I can't stand it!
As long as one of these women is a little bit more attractive, Li Xiao will not run so fast, but stay and enjoy it for a while.
In this world, there are not only ordinary men, but also ordinary women, who are extremely confident in wanting to hook up with all kinds of handsome guys without even looking at what they look like.
Although the ratio of men to women in the country is seriously out of balance, and there is only one man in more than 100 women, at least the men are not completely blind.
Li Xiao ran very fast, and after a while, he arrived at the director's office in the natural place.
Because he was too anxious, he didn't notice that the door of the principal's office was closed.
Something big seems to be brewing inside.
boom!
I didn't have time to knock on the door.
Li Xiao broke into the room.
And this moment.
In the room, a middle-aged man was standing at the desk.
Medium bangs on the top of the head.
Big belly.
This outfit and appearance have a unique temperament at first glance, which is comparable to the explosions in Master Xing's movies.
Li Xiao: "..."
Middle-aged man: "..."
The woman with glasses: "..."
Three faces are stunned.
The scene was awkward.
At this moment, Li Xiao was so embarrassed that he could even dig out a courtyard with his toes.
In this embarrassment, time passed by every minute.
The six eyes are opposite.
look at each other.
No one spoke.
The whole room was eerily quiet.
Even the chirping of mosquitoes can be heard.
Mosquito A: Get out of here quickly!We had a great time watching it just now, but once you came in, you interrupted us!
Mosquito B: Please, don't disturb us to watch a good show, we still want to watch and learn.
Correct!
Gotta leave now!
Li Xiao finally came back to his senses, and said: "Um... I'm a tourist, I accidentally made a mistake, I didn't see anything,
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, he closed the door neatly.
Although the door was closed, he did not leave. Instead, he leaned against the window, pricked up his ears, and listened to the sound inside.
"It's all your fault. I was in a hurry just now and didn't lock the door. If my family finds out about this, how can I see people?"
The glasses woman complained.
"Yunyun, don't be afraid, he's just a tourist, he doesn't know about our relationship, and even if he knows, so what, I can make him shut up by spending any money."
"really?"
"Of course! You are my baby, when have I ever lied to you!"
"It deserves it, who told you to touch me just now."
"It's not like that, you are too beautiful and sexy, how can I control this!"
"Hate it! Damn it!"
"Yunyun, don't worry, let me kiss you again, I really miss you!"
Li Xiao didn't rest idle, while eavesdropping, he even recorded everything with his mobile phone.
The dialogue inside was so exciting that Li Xiao couldn't help but want to record it.
The middle-aged man inside, Li Xiao, recognized him as Xue Gang, the director of the Natural Land Forest Zoo.
I don't recognize the woman with glasses, she should be an employee of the zoo.
It's just that Li Xiao didn't expect this woman with glasses to have a husband!
Another piece of green grassland!
chaos!
Too messy!
These days, there are really more and more green grasslands, and they are getting bigger and bigger.
"Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" yyds!
Click!
After a sound of dressing, the door opened from the inside.
The woman with glasses came out first.
His face was red, but he still pretended to be calm.
After noticing Li Xiao who was lying on the window, he gave him a vicious stare, his eyes revealed fierceness, as if he wanted to kill Li Xiao.
I go!
These days, are women who mess around so ruthless?
But thinking about it is also true, Pan Jinlian was discovered back then, didn't she kill Wu Dalang ruthlessly!
Li Xiao noticed that one button of the woman with glasses was not buttoned.
The black lace-trimmed underwear worn underneath is faintly visible.
Perhaps too anxious.
Or it could be on purpose.
Thinking of the provocation just now by the woman with glasses, how could Li Xiao bear it, any revenge must be reported face to face, absolutely not overnight,
"you!!!"
The woman with glasses knew what Li Xiao was implying, and left angrily stepping on her high heels.
If it wasn't forced by life, how could she find a man older than herself for the sake of Grandpa Mao?
It wasn't until the woman left that Li Xiao pushed open the door, walked into the office, and said, "Well... I didn't see anything just now, so I won't talk nonsense."
did not see?
Then why talk nonsense?
What Li Xiao said was inconsistent.
Obviously, he deliberately threatened Xue Gang.
Li Xiao, who had just entered the room, wanted to exit.
Because the room is filled with a faint fragrance.
Perhaps it was used by the two to mediate their temperament.
"Little brother, little brother, don't worry about leaving."
At first glance, Xue Gang was a smiling tiger with a deep hidden smile, he was not angry, and said with a smile on his face.
Immediately afterwards, he took Li Xiao's arm directly, welcomed Li Xiao in, and forced Li Xiao to sit on his leather office chair.
Respectfully.
Be polite.
It's like Li Lianying back then when she met Empress Dowager Cixi.
"Little brother, drink water, drink water."
Xue Gang took the initiative to hand over a glass of water.
Licking his tongue, nodding and bowing, because he is too fat, he looks like a pug.
(End of this chapter)
Since they are here to investigate, they cannot be aboveboard. Only by changing their appearance can the investigation be more thorough.
Just like when the police uncle is investigating some difficult cases, he basically visits in plain clothes.
It is more efficient and gets more information.
When he was about to rush to the forest zoo, a natural place, Li Xiao got into an inconspicuous corner and took the opportunity to make a simple disguise.
In order not to cause a sensation, it was not broadcast this time.
As soon as he entered the zoo, Li Xiao instantly attracted the attention of many female tourists with his extraordinary appearance.
"This is too handsome!"
"It looks like an old Hu from the side, I love it!"
"Fart! Old Hu obviously belongs to a male fan!"
"I just felt unwell some time ago and was hospitalized. After I was discharged from the hospital, I wanted to go to the zoo to see the animals to relax. Unexpectedly, I met a handsome guy. I felt that my body healed instantly. Not only did I heal, but I could also walk like flying. , faster than Bolt."
"If the zoo has such a handsome little brother every day, I would rather come every day, even if the entrance fee is ten times higher."
……
Hearing the comments from all around, Li Xiao didn't feel happy, but sighed secretly in his heart: A group of superficial women!
When you look at a person at first glance, you can't see the appearance, but you can't see the connotation at all. The correct way is to look at the internal organs at first glance, so that you can be sincere enough.
Moreover, I deliberately disguised myself as ugly, and they still thought they were handsome. This is because the nunnery stayed on the mountain and hadn't seen a man down the mountain for decades. They really have no taste and vision.
Li Xiao was feeling emotional when some courageous girls surrounded him in groups.
mobile phone in hand.
Can't wait.
"Brother, can you give me your WeChat?"
"I want me too."
"Little brother added me, my WeChat Moments often post bikini photos." "Little brother, this is my room card!"
Facing this group of nympho women with no integrity, Li Xiao frowned and shouted: "Go away, don't get in the way, I still want to see animals!"
Li Xiao almost roared out, bursting with foul language and a tough attitude.
He couldn't even arouse any interest in these women who didn't know how to be reserved, and were even somewhat dissolute, and he was very disgusted.
And I have to rush to investigate the director of the zoo. How can I care about these women?
A woman will only affect the speed of drawing the knife, and even delay his affairs.
I thought this vulgar roar could scare off the group of women.
Who would have thought...
This roar, not only did not scare these women, but made them even more infatuated.
"Wow, little brother, you are so rough, I like it so much!"
"It's so personal, I just like it."
"My little brother's voice is so charming, I don't know what will happen in bed."
"Little brother, I just like to be rough, please treat me roughly, I'm ready!"
……
There are little peach hearts shining in each of the eyes.
Like a pack of hungry wolves.
To tear Li Xiao alive.
If it weren't for the fact that there were still many tourists watching here, they would have jumped on Li Xiao violently and executed Li Xiao on the spot.
Boys must protect themselves outside.
Especially the ones with some good looks.
Whether your appearance is good-looking or not determines how many girls and hooligans will target you!
"..."
Li Xiao's face was full of black lines.
So fucking crazy!
This world is too crazy, a mouse is a bridesmaid for a cat, and a girl wants to be a hooligan!
In desperation, Li Xiao thought of Xue Wenyong.
This guy is the deputy director of the Natural Land Forest Zoo. When he came here last time, because he saved the tourists who fell into the tiger park, his attitude towards him made a 180-degree turn, and he could have quietly picked him up , You can also secretly investigate from his mouth.
Thinking of this, Li Xiao decisively dialed the phone.
"Director, why did you remember to call me, you are a busy man!"
As soon as the call was connected, Xue Wenyong on the other end joked.
Li Xiao lowered his voice and said, "I'm in your zoo right now, can you avoid everyone and pick me up quietly?"
"Huh? Are you in the Forest Zoo in the natural place?"
Xue Wenyong was a little surprised and said.
"Of course! What's the matter?"
"Uh... I'm no longer in the Forest Zoo, a natural place."
"What the hell?"
This time it was Li Xiao's turn to be surprised.
Xue Wenyong explained patiently, "Since I returned the animals to you without authorization last time, I have been fired by the head of the garden, and now I have returned to my hometown to run some small businesses."
"Just because of this, he fired you?"
"On the one hand, it's because of this incident, and on the other hand, I want to be the director too much. Maybe it made him feel a little bit of threat. In addition, we have many differences in concepts, so I was kicked out."
When Xue Wenyong said it, his face was full of melancholy.
Originally, he was full of enthusiasm, thinking that after becoming the director of the garden, he would marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life. Whoever imagined that the reality is 180 times crueler than the dream.
"Then do you know that the Natural Land Forest Zoo deliberately discredits other zoos and engages in vicious competition?"
Li Xiao asked cautiously and tentatively.
"I don't know that!"
Xue Wenyong answered affirmatively, as if he had thought of something, and added: "But before I left, I heard from the director of the Natural Land that he had this idea, and I think it's very dishonest to do so, even though I'm not a good person, But deliberately discrediting the same kind, after all, I couldn't bear it, and I tried to dissuade him more than once.
Now that I'm gone, he's even more lawless, and with his character, it's really possible to do such a thing. "
"Okay! I understand!"
Li Xiao was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly said, "If you still want to work in the zoo, you can come to my zoo and I will find you a suitable seat."
Xue Wenyong helped him before, so I should help him too.
"No, I'm setting up a small stall in my hometown now, and I'm quite happy."
After that, the two didn't say anything more.
After hanging up the phone, Li Xiao was speechless looking at these brainless women still surrounding him.
Grandma's, all of these must be posted on myself.
What the hell have you never seen a man?
At this moment, Li Xiao finally understood how terrifying those illegitimate meals were.
I am just a bit pretty, but I am surrounded by so many brainless women, and those illegitimate fans who are obsessed with idols will definitely do more extreme things in order to get in touch with idols at close range.
As long as these illegitimate fans have some skills, then go to make more money, and then spend money to ask the illegitimate fans to make movies with their idols, so that they can contact their idols anytime, anywhere, and even do some intimate things, such as kissing each other. Hug and hold high.
There is a movie called "Seven Hours of Time Difference". Isn't it because a private fan is so obsessed with Guanxi brother that he spends 9000 million yuan to invite him to play the leading role, and he himself is the leading lady.
There is also a TV series called "Ximen Wuhen", the heroine was nearly 40 years old at the time, but because of money, Jiao Enjun, the most beautiful man in ancient costumes, was specially invited to play the leading role.
Facing this group of crazy women, since Xue Wenyong can't help, Li Xiao can only decisively use one of the 36 tricks.
Even with Lingbo Weibu, Li Xiao still used all his strength to escape from the crowd of women.
Some embarrassment.
Because just now he felt that someone touched his abdominal muscles.
Too fierce!
I can't stand it!
As long as one of these women is a little bit more attractive, Li Xiao will not run so fast, but stay and enjoy it for a while.
In this world, there are not only ordinary men, but also ordinary women, who are extremely confident in wanting to hook up with all kinds of handsome guys without even looking at what they look like.
Although the ratio of men to women in the country is seriously out of balance, and there is only one man in more than 100 women, at least the men are not completely blind.
Li Xiao ran very fast, and after a while, he arrived at the director's office in the natural place.
Because he was too anxious, he didn't notice that the door of the principal's office was closed.
Something big seems to be brewing inside.
boom!
I didn't have time to knock on the door.
Li Xiao broke into the room.
And this moment.
In the room, a middle-aged man was standing at the desk.
Medium bangs on the top of the head.
Big belly.
This outfit and appearance have a unique temperament at first glance, which is comparable to the explosions in Master Xing's movies.
Li Xiao: "..."
Middle-aged man: "..."
The woman with glasses: "..."
Three faces are stunned.
The scene was awkward.
At this moment, Li Xiao was so embarrassed that he could even dig out a courtyard with his toes.
In this embarrassment, time passed by every minute.
The six eyes are opposite.
look at each other.
No one spoke.
The whole room was eerily quiet.
Even the chirping of mosquitoes can be heard.
Mosquito A: Get out of here quickly!We had a great time watching it just now, but once you came in, you interrupted us!
Mosquito B: Please, don't disturb us to watch a good show, we still want to watch and learn.
Correct!
Gotta leave now!
Li Xiao finally came back to his senses, and said: "Um... I'm a tourist, I accidentally made a mistake, I didn't see anything,
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, he closed the door neatly.
Although the door was closed, he did not leave. Instead, he leaned against the window, pricked up his ears, and listened to the sound inside.
"It's all your fault. I was in a hurry just now and didn't lock the door. If my family finds out about this, how can I see people?"
The glasses woman complained.
"Yunyun, don't be afraid, he's just a tourist, he doesn't know about our relationship, and even if he knows, so what, I can make him shut up by spending any money."
"really?"
"Of course! You are my baby, when have I ever lied to you!"
"It deserves it, who told you to touch me just now."
"It's not like that, you are too beautiful and sexy, how can I control this!"
"Hate it! Damn it!"
"Yunyun, don't worry, let me kiss you again, I really miss you!"
Li Xiao didn't rest idle, while eavesdropping, he even recorded everything with his mobile phone.
The dialogue inside was so exciting that Li Xiao couldn't help but want to record it.
The middle-aged man inside, Li Xiao, recognized him as Xue Gang, the director of the Natural Land Forest Zoo.
I don't recognize the woman with glasses, she should be an employee of the zoo.
It's just that Li Xiao didn't expect this woman with glasses to have a husband!
Another piece of green grassland!
chaos!
Too messy!
These days, there are really more and more green grasslands, and they are getting bigger and bigger.
"Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" yyds!
Click!
After a sound of dressing, the door opened from the inside.
The woman with glasses came out first.
His face was red, but he still pretended to be calm.
After noticing Li Xiao who was lying on the window, he gave him a vicious stare, his eyes revealed fierceness, as if he wanted to kill Li Xiao.
I go!
These days, are women who mess around so ruthless?
But thinking about it is also true, Pan Jinlian was discovered back then, didn't she kill Wu Dalang ruthlessly!
Li Xiao noticed that one button of the woman with glasses was not buttoned.
The black lace-trimmed underwear worn underneath is faintly visible.
Perhaps too anxious.
Or it could be on purpose.
Thinking of the provocation just now by the woman with glasses, how could Li Xiao bear it, any revenge must be reported face to face, absolutely not overnight,
"you!!!"
The woman with glasses knew what Li Xiao was implying, and left angrily stepping on her high heels.
If it wasn't forced by life, how could she find a man older than herself for the sake of Grandpa Mao?
It wasn't until the woman left that Li Xiao pushed open the door, walked into the office, and said, "Well... I didn't see anything just now, so I won't talk nonsense."
did not see?
Then why talk nonsense?
What Li Xiao said was inconsistent.
Obviously, he deliberately threatened Xue Gang.
Li Xiao, who had just entered the room, wanted to exit.
Because the room is filled with a faint fragrance.
Perhaps it was used by the two to mediate their temperament.
"Little brother, little brother, don't worry about leaving."
At first glance, Xue Gang was a smiling tiger with a deep hidden smile, he was not angry, and said with a smile on his face.
Immediately afterwards, he took Li Xiao's arm directly, welcomed Li Xiao in, and forced Li Xiao to sit on his leather office chair.
Respectfully.
Be polite.
It's like Li Lianying back then when she met Empress Dowager Cixi.
"Little brother, drink water, drink water."
Xue Gang took the initiative to hand over a glass of water.
Licking his tongue, nodding and bowing, because he is too fat, he looks like a pug.
(End of this chapter)
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