My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 276

Li Xiao said lightly: "I don't drink water!"

"Then drink tea?"

Xue Gang asked with a smile.

"Don't drink."

"How about some coffee?"

Xue Gang continued to greet him with a smile.

"Forget it, I'm not very thirsty."

Li Xiao wanted to nod at first, but refused decisively in the next second.

Grandma's, there is still a puddle of water on the table.

In all likelihood, it came out of the body of the woman with glasses.

And Xue Gang was too anxious to clean up in time.

Too much appetite!
"Hey, little brother, what's your name?"

"Xu Que!"

Li Xiao casually reported the name of the leader of the Zhatian Gang.

"Xu Que? It's a good name, and it's a good name. Isn't there a famous person in history called Xu Fu? I think the little brother is full of heaven and heroic. He is a dragon and phoenix among the one in a million. Maybe you are the queen of Xu Fu." people."

Xue Gang has never watched "The Strongest Anti-Routine System", and he is very good at flattering, directly talking about famous ancestors.

But he slapped the horse's leg.

Li Xiao cursed secretly in his heart: Damn!Aren't Xu Fu's descendants the ones who lived a good life, you are the little devil, can't you make insinuations and sarcasm?

"By the way, what does Brother Xu do?"

"Deliver food!"

Li Xiao continued to fool around.

"Brother Xu, delivering food is hard work, isn't it?"

"Fortunately."

From beginning to end, Li Xiao's attitude and tone were very cold.

"Brother Xu is really humble. Delivering food is exposed to wind, rain and sun. If you don't pay attention, you will be fined. It's not a good job."

Xue Gang rolled his eyes and said, "How about I arrange a good job for Brother Xu in our hospital, how about it?"

As soon as these words came out, it was clear that he wanted to please Li Xiao, so that Li Xiao would forget everything he saw just now.

"I love food delivery, food delivery makes me happy!"

I don't know if the boss of Meituan will be moved to tears when he sees Li Xiao's words, and he will settle the promotional expenses.

"Uh...Brother Xu, don't need to be so brainy. I will arrange a good job for you at the zoo, and I am the director of the zoo. From now on, I will cover you. You don't have to work, and you will pay me money every month. Got it, isn't it delicious?"

"I love food delivery, even if you make me the president of the United States, I won't do it."

Li Xiao said solemnly: "This job was calculated for me by my parents back then. When I was two years old, my parents took me to fortune-telling. I became a delivery boy, I am very happy!"

"..."

Xue Gang was speechless, but the smile on his face remained unchanged, he rolled his eyes, and continued: "To be honest, my first job after graduating from university was to deliver food, and the first time I saw Brother Wang, I I feel very cordial, I feel like old friends at first sight, I can't wait to make love to you, how about this, we will be called brothers from now on, how about it?"

"Brothers call each other?"

Xue Gang grinned, and said, "Okay, I'll be the brother, and you will be the little brother!"

"..."

Xue Gang was speechless again.

Uncle's!
I'm in my dozen years old, can you afford to call me brother?
Especially is this guy insinuating about me?
What is a little brother?
Xue Gang cursed in his heart.

But the disguise was very good, and there was still a smile on his face.

"Okay! It's all according to Brother Xu!"

Xue Gang directly changed his title to be called "big brother".

"Then let's quickly kneel down and pray for help."

Li Xiao took Xue Gang's hand.

About to kneel down.

Prostration.

"Although there is no tribute here, and there is no second master, but we can let God testify for us.

We are just like those people in ancient times, we don't want to be born in the same year and the same month, we just want to die in the same year and the same month.

If anyone violates it, there will be sores in the mouth, pus in the buttocks, pimples on the soles of the feet, and the children born by the wife in the future will not be their own! "

Li Xiao said with a smile on his face.

Xue Gang also said with a smile: "Everything is kept simple, that's exactly what I think too."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Li Xiao suddenly coughed violently and added: "Little brother, I forgot to tell you. I went to the hospital for an examination some time ago and found out that I have a very serious cancer. The doctor said that my time is running out, and I may die this month." To burp!"

"..."

Grass!
You are going to die, don't take me with you!
Xue Gang cursed again in his heart.

Although he didn't believe in the oath, he was still terrified.

Xue Gang stammered: "Sloppy, hasty, let me talk about Xu...Brother Xu...Sloppy and sloppy...We are all too impulsive...I think the matter of sworn marriage still needs to be considered..."

"So you don't marry?"

Li Xiao got up straight away, and said, "I hate people who go back on their promises the most, goodbye!"

Li Xiao knows what Xue Gang is thinking in his heart, and he just wants to get closer to him, but how can Li Xiao let him succeed, behind his back, and bring other people's wives to his office to hang out, trying to get along with him by pulling other people's wives? Close relationship, so that I don't see anything, it's just a daydream.

Li Xiao doesn't want to be the princess in "Water Margin"!
Do you want me to join forces with you?

Ha ha!

I'm going to scare you to death!
"Brother Xu, don't be in a hurry to leave."

Xue Gang took Li Xiao's arm, adjusted his posture, and said: "Brother Xu, I won't beat around the bush with you, I will give you 1 yuan, you just need to keep your mouth shut.

You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, how about it? "

"1 yuan? Are you kidding me?"

"What do you mean?"

"Didn't you read the news? There is a woman who delivers food and earns 1 yuan a day!"

It was indeed reported on the news.

Of course, there is no way of knowing whether this takeaway delivery is serious or not.

Xue Gang said awkwardly: "Then... [-]?"

"You think I'm a vegetable seller? Are you bargaining with me?"

"Thirty thousand!"

"Do you think I sell seafood?"

"Forty thousand! No more!"

Search!

This Xue Gang is no ordinary search!

Dare to do things that destroy other people's families, but dare not pay for peace!

Concubine Wu Xuan was the last one who did something bad but was reluctant to spend money to settle it. Now he is in prison.

Li Xiao was too lazy to talk nonsense with him.

Turn around and leave.

Xue Gang was in a hurry, so he chased after him in a hurry.

One walks, the other chases.

There is no way, Xue Gang is too fat, and he can't catch up without taking two steps.

Soon, we came to the Tiger Garden where Li Xiao came last time.

Even after the incident last time, the iron bars here still haven't increased in height.

Looking at those tigers again, they were as thin as ever.

It seems that Li Xiao is thinner than when Li Xiao came last time.

Those who knew it thought it was a tiger, and those who didn't know it thought it was a few bigger cats.

It can be seen from this that Xue Gang really does not love animals, nor does he know how to raise animals.

Maybe he only has women on his mind.

These animals are too wronged, suffer too much, and feel too uncomfortable staying in this zoo.

There are many tourists in the Tiger Park, but Xue Gang can't take care of them anymore.

Fearing that Li Xiao would take advantage of the crowd and steal away, he grabbed Li Xiao's arm and said in a low voice, "Brother Xu, we can discuss any time."

Xue Gang deliberately lowered his voice so that only Li Xiao and him could hear it.

"you……"

After walking all the way, Li Xiao finally spoke.

"You agreed? That's great!"

Xue Gang interrupted Li Xiao, and said in ecstasy.

"you……"

Li Xiao spoke again.

"On the basis of what we just said, how about I add another ten thousand?"

Xue Gang was in a hurry.

He interrupted Li Xiao again.

"You first……"

"I understand, I understand, let's find a place with a better environment first, so that it is convenient to transfer money."

"I……"

"Don't worry, I understand. This kind of thing should be kept low-key. The less people know about it, the better."

"..."

Xue Gang spoke too quickly.

Li Xiao couldn't speak at all.

Suddenly, Li Xiao thought of something.

The woman with glasses just now was conquered by him. Of course, money is also on the one hand.This guy is old, ugly and fat, what does the woman with glasses want?

When Xue Gang finished speaking, he finally said, "Brother Xu, what did you want to say just now?"

Li Xiao took a deep breath and did not speak.

When the young master wanted to talk, you kept interrupting, but now you want the young master to speak, but the young master refused to speak.

That's so arrogant!

I'm dying of you!
piss you off!
Seeing Li Xiao's calm face, Xue Gang became anxious instead.

"Brother Xu, what do you want to say, say it quickly, I'm listening!"

"Do you also agree with what I just said!"

"If you don't speak, it's the default, so let's transfer the money now!"

"It's not!"

Li Xiao shook his head and said, "I've actually been wanting to say that you have vegetable leaves between your teeth! It's a pity you keep interrupting!"

As soon as these words came out, Xue Gang's fleshy face immediately turned green.

Li Xiao's voice was very loud, but he wouldn't be as shameless as Xue Gang, who deliberately suppressed his voice when speaking.

Therefore, the tourists around have heard this sentence.

puff!

I don't know who it is, but I couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

puff!

Pooh! ...

Immediately afterwards, one after another laughed.

The smiling face is flushed.

Someone secretly sighed in their hearts: This handsome guy is really talented, his words hit the nail on the head, and he is extremely insulting.

You crackled and said a lot to me, but I didn't pay attention to it at all, I just noticed the vegetable leaves between your teeth.

As it turns out, don't go on and on about talking to someone.

Especially don't be a licking dog.

Not only will people not be moved, they won't notice you, and they won't be with you. They will even discover more of your shortcomings because of your chattering!
"Director, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!"

One of them was an employee of the zoo, fearing that Xue Gang would fire him, he quickly apologized.

Shame!

What a shame!

When had Xue Gang ever been ashamed and wanted to yell, but when he thought that the matter had not been resolved, he could only forcefully take a deep breath to adjust his emotions.

Compared to exposing that he hooked up with a married woman, this little embarrassment is nothing!

"Brother Xu, don't talk nonsense, I haven't eaten vegetables today!"

Xue Gang licked his teeth with the tip of his tongue, and said forcefully.

Li Xiao was stunned for a moment, widened his eyes, looked again, and said, "That must be from yesterday!"

"I didn't eat anything yesterday."

"That's from the day before yesterday. Don't say you didn't eat it the day before yesterday. If you didn't eat it the day before yesterday, it's from the day before yesterday."

Li Xiao covered his nose while talking, and said, "You haven't brushed your teeth for so many days, no wonder there's a smell, I thought someone was secretly farting just now!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter, I'm about to suffocate from laughing!"

……

The group of tourists just now laughed unscrupulously again.

Hilarious kind!
One laughing body was shaking violently, as if having an epileptic seizure.

If it wasn't for the fact that there were too many people around and the space was too small, Li Xiao doubted that he would be able to lie on the ground laughing.

Anyway, they were not employees of the zoo, so they didn't need to look at Xue Gang's face at all.

Looking at Xue Gang again, his face turned from green to black.

It's like going to the toilet in the middle of the night, falling into the latrine, and being ruthlessly forcibly fed three catties of cake!
"you……"

Xue Gang really couldn't help cursing, and even wanted to hit him.

But he can't say that he can't beat Li Xiao, and he can't beat him.

at this time.

Because Xue Gang was focused on talking to Li Xiao all the time, so his attention was also on Li Xiao, and he didn't even notice that there was a tiger cat walking towards him cautiously in the tiger garden.

When everyone came back to their senses, the tiger was already approaching.

"careful!"

"The tiger is here!"

I don't know who yelled, but it was too late after all.

With a pounce, the tiger jumped into the air and landed on the iron railing.

The tiger didn't jump out because there was an iron fence blocking it.

But even so, the tiger's paws still slapped towards Xue Gang.

Although Xue Gang turned around after hearing the shout, he was still a step too late, and the tiger's claws slapped him heavily and fiercely.

It happens to be the third leg!

"Roar!!!"

After the tiger succeeded, he was very excited and let out bursts of roaring.

After witnessing all this, the rest of the tigers roared likewise.

There is a sense of accomplishment and pride in the success of the uprising.

Tiger A: "Good job!"

Tiger already: "Shoot this bastard to death!"

Tiger C: "It's better to take a bite, I wish I could eat it alive!"

Li Xiao understood the communication of these tigers, and also understood why they did this.

Those who can’t eat enough or drink well are kept in cages, and those who are hungry are already skinny. If they were human beings, they would be mad and even want to take revenge.

As a zoo director, to be hated by his own animals to such an extent, one can imagine how bad Xue Gang is.

In fact, Li Xiao also noticed the sneak attacking tiger just now, and he also had the time and ability to rescue Xue Gang, but he just remained indifferent.

Because of this scum moth, there is no need to help!

If a tiger can shoot him today, tomorrow there will be lions, eagles and other countless animals to take revenge!

(End of this chapter)