My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 344 Li Xiao departs: No time to explain, get in the car!
As night fell, the drizzle of rain in the sky finally stopped.

only……

It's just that the sky above Li Xiao's head stopped raining.

Looking at the Tianshan Mountains in the distance, the sky over there is still dark and oppressive, mixed with a few ferocious lightning bolts from time to time, which is particularly permeating against the backdrop of the night.

The air in the grassland after the rain was particularly fresh, and Li Xiao couldn't help taking a deep breath of the air unique to the grassland after the rain.

In his opinion, the air on the grassland is the purest in the morning or at night, and taking a deep breath is the greatest enjoyment in life.

"Director, let me show you around."

After kneeling down to pay homage to his dead father, Nilu Baier warmly invited him.

After all, there are very few entertainment measures on the grassland, and the things that can be done after nightfall are relatively simple. Apart from sleeping, there is only sleep left. It is rare for Nilubel to invite his idol Li Xiao to his home. To let Li Xiao go to sleep, it is natural to spend more time with each other.

"Okay!"

Li Xiao readily agreed.

He had never taken a walk on the grassland under the night before, so he was full of curiosity.

In this way, after Nilu Baier tied the rope of the bloody BMW 'Chengfeng', he took Li Xiao for a walk in the grass at night after the rain.

The beauty is by the side, looking at the beautiful scenery, and chatting again, this is simply the most comfortable exercise after dinner.

Maybe it was because he didn't expect to find Li Xiao so smoothly and invite him to his home. Nilu Baier was very happy today, dancing and singing in front of him from time to time.

The people in this place seem to be born to be particularly good at dancing, and Nilu Baier naturally dances better.

Although there is no moon tonight because of the rain, there are lights. Under the light, Nirubael's dance is beautiful.

In a trance, it is a bit like the scene where Miss Duan dances under the moon in the movie "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" directed by Master Xing.

"Wow! This is too beautiful!"

"Mom, I want to marry her!"

"How much is the betrothal gift, tell me the number, let me give up first!"

"The dance moves with the wind and returns, the singing sounds like a chime and the rhyme is still quiet, and I go to the place where I write lyrics for a thousand times, and my delicate eyes flow into my temples like waves."

"Jingtai presents a wonderful dance, with clouds and rain half-clothed. The waist is curled up and the sleeves are about to fly."

"I'm not as educated as you guys. I only have two words, and that's shit!"

"Go and shout for the little sheep Xingxing, this is the dancing girl he likes."

Under the night, on the grassland, and in the live broadcast room, there were cheerful laughter.

The dance is over.

Li Xiao applauded enthusiastically from the bottom of his heart, and said, "Wonderful! Beautiful! It's really a pity that you didn't participate in a variety show about dancing."

Just finished speaking, Li Xiao thought of something, and added: "Forget it, don't go, the current variety shows are basically very fake, most of them have scripts, no money, no power, no resources, no traffic, just ordinary It is impossible for amateurs to debut in it, not to mention that the entertainment industry is not particularly clean."

Li Xiao's words are not just talking nonsense.

Because Wu Jing, the male god with a domestic box office of 200 billion, also said similar things.

Once Wu Jing saw a beautiful little girl and said, "Don't enter the entertainment circle!"

What happened to the actor who played Chun Shisan Niang in the movie "A Chinese Journey to the West" has been difficult to describe.

"Hey, I'm just an ordinary girl. My dream is to ride the wind to herd sheep and cattle every day. I've been living on this beautiful grassland. It's pretty good."

Nilu Baier smiled slightly, and sat next to Li Xiao.

Transparent!
Young, but very transparent!
This is Li Xiao's comment on Nilu Baier!

"You danced for me, but I can't dance either, so why don't you tell me a joke."

At this time, the two happened to be sitting on the haystack.

At first glance, it looks a bit like a child in the 80s hiding in the haystack at night, looking at the stars above his head, and listening to his father or grandpa next to him telling stories.

It was a very warm scene, but unfortunately, no one can go back now.

"Yeah!"

There are no stars in the Tianshan Mountains, but there are little stars shining in the eyes of Ke Nilu Baier.

How happy it is to be able to listen to the idol telling jokes to me at close range in such a comfortable environment!
"That's the joke!"

Li Xiao thought for a while, and then said eloquently, "A friend of mine called a girlfriend. In those days, everyone's family was not particularly rich, so his only means of transportation was a bicycle.

On a date that night, he took his girlfriend home on his bike for the first time.

Bicycles in that era generally had crossbeams. Unlike today, the crossbeams are removed. The convenience of having a crossbeam is that you can also be a person on the crossbeam. My girlfriend naturally sat on the front crossbeam.

Until Li Xiao finished telling the joke, Nilu Baier was still confused and asked in doubt.

But as soon as she finished asking, she realized something belatedly.

Immediately blushed.

He stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

"What's the point of this joke?"

"I don't understand this joke!"

In the live broadcast room, there were still some innocent things.

Of course, where there is black, there is defeat, and where there is simplicity, there is knowledge, and they all immediately explained.

"I rely on me! It suddenly dawned on me!"

"Smudged! The principal drove the car himself!"

"Create something out of nothing! In fact, this friend is the director himself!"

In fact, this friend is really not Li Xiao.

The reason why I call it my friend is actually to have a more sense of substitution.

Just like when Mr. Luo Xiang cited some cases, he always used Zhang San, an extrajudicial madman, as a representative.

"The joke is not over yet!"

Li Xiao took a deep breath and continued: "During the second date, my friend got smarter and stopped riding a bicycle, but ordered a motorcycle.

At that time, motorcycles could pull customers, which is equivalent to taxis now.

When I got home, my friend was worried that his girlfriend would be taken advantage of, so he let her sit in the back and he sat in the middle.

In this way, the girlfriend will hug herself instead of the driver.

The idea was perfect, but accidents still happened.

The driver felt something, turned his head slowly, and looked at my friend with a flushed face.

The scene was embarrassing at one point, but it was even more funny. "

"Damn it! There is a picture in my mind!"

"Driver: Don't do lewd things!"

"Driver: Brother, I'm serious about soliciting customers, not picking them up!"

"The principal's jokes are too dirty. What's wrong with the principal today? He even started the car himself and took us straight to the kindergarten. Hehe, I like it!"

"Principal, I think you can PK with the patriarch!"

There was laughter in the live broadcast room.

In fact, this can not be blamed on Li Xiao.

Because when I was young, under the big banyan tree at the entrance of the village, there would always be a few big men telling jokes there, making all the women laugh. Li Xiao was very curious, so he would always secretly climb up the tree to eavesdrop. , hearing and seeing, naturally understand a lot of this type of dirty jokes.

At that time Li Xiao was too young, even if he heard it, he didn't understand what it meant, and he didn't think it was funny.

But it wasn't until now that I grew up that I finally understood the meaning of it.

Li Xiao knows a lot of jokes like this, and he can indeed compete with the patriarch.

The patriarch is actually the teacher Fei Yuqing who sang "One Cut Plum".

Because he always makes this type of naughty jokes on various occasions, whether it is in concerts or variety shows, he can be heard. Over time, netizens call him the dirty demon king, and even respect him as the patriarch .

"Oh, director, you are too bad!"

Nilubair's face was originally red, but now she looks as shy as a ripe red Fuji apple after autumn.

Maybe he felt a little embarrassed, so he got up and ran away.

About half a minute later, Nilu Baier came back again.

Li Xiao asked suspiciously: "What? Do you still want to listen to me?"

"Hate!"

Nilu Baier pursed his lips lightly, and said, "I remembered that there will be a competition here in two days. If you are willing to stay for two more days, the principal, you can just participate."

"what match?"

Li Xiao couldn't think of any competitions on the grassland, so he said, "Horse riding? Archery? Dancing? Or wrestling?"

"No, you'll know when the time comes!"

Maybe it was because he didn't want Li Xiao to leave as soon as possible, but Nilu Baier deliberately kept it secret.

After saying this, he finally left.

The beauties were all gone, and Li Xiao seemed bored, so he could only go back to the yurt to rest.

Nilu Baier's mother was very caring, and specially prepared a yurt for Li Xiao.It was the first time for Li Xiao to sleep in a yurt, probably because he was too curious, and after carefully looking up and down, he lay down.

Before going to bed, Li Xiao had another rare lucky draw.

The trip to Tianshan is over, and it is time to count how many fans he has absorbed during this period.

Thirty-three million six million!

Li Xiao remembers that he had 450 million followers before he came here. During this period, in order to feed the snow leopard baby, Li Xiao took milk powder from the system five times and spent a total of 50, which means that this trip cost Li Xiao a surge of 700. [-] followers, seven golden draws are available.

"Golden Draw!"

Li Xiao muttered silently.

"Ding! The golden lottery draw is ready!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Insight 2.0]!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the [Whale House Construction Blueprint]!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Black-necked Crane]!"

"Congratulations to the host for getting the [RV]!"

"Congratulations to the host for getting the [Yacht]!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the [special diving suit]!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Trait Booster]!"

[Insight 2.0]: This insight is exactly the insight learned by the host before, but it is an upgraded version.

The upgraded version of Insight not only has all the previous functions, but also adds a new function.

This function is to convert the life breath of animals into a percentage, so that the host can observe the physical condition of all animals more directly. If you encounter injured animals in the wild, it will be more convenient to take care of and treat them.

2.0 does not conflict with 1.0, and version 2.0 will be automatically overwritten after learning 1.0.

Note: Version 2.0 can also be used on human beings, and if you only have insight into the breath of life, no matter how much you look into, no matter when you want to look into it, it will not have any impact on the host's body.

[Whale house construction blueprint]: Applying this blueprint, you can build a pure natural living area for whales, free and unrestrained, so as not to be trapped in a certain water area and lose their nature, rationality and wildness.

This drawing is a one-time item and can only be used once. After use, the Whale House will be built immediately. When it is built, the Whale House will not be made public and cannot be viewed, including the host.

Note: Whales are considered to be the largest animals known to have lived on the earth, and many whales in the wild have been hunted and persecuted nowadays, and they urgently need the help and rescue of the host. If the host’s zoo has one or even several, More than a dozen whales are definitely the most shocking thing, and can greatly increase the popularity of the zoo and attract more fans.

[Black-necked cranes*2]: Black-necked cranes belong to the national first-class protected animals, similar to red-crowned cranes, and black-necked cranes are also monogamous and never leave each other. Therefore, the reward is a newlywed couple.

The red-crowned crane is my national bird who lives a good life. It is entirely because of the plagiarism of our Chinese culture and species, but we don’t know that our Chinese culture and species have increased. In addition to the red-crowned crane, there are also black-necked cranes.

Black-necked cranes are more intelligent and spiritual, and there are many, many records in our ancient literature.

So far, no zoo has recorded black-necked cranes, because black-necked cranes have strict requirements on the living environment and yearn for freedom, so please take care of them and arrange them properly so that they are willing to stay in your zoo. , making your zoo the first to house black-necked cranes.

Note: Because this is a newlywed couple, there is a possibility of a misfire and a baby at any time. The host must take special care of it.

　ps: Thank you Qidian for reading the monthly tickets of [I Hate Legend] and [Bad Man A]!

　　
　
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