My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 352 Madagascar Penguin's Crazy Plan
Who would have thought that the old referee, half of his body already in the loess, could be so flexible.

Obviously, this is angry!
Being able to be so flexible is all thanks to and grateful to Li Xiao!

Before the bald old man could react, the microphone in his hand had been snatched away by the old referee. "Ahem! Everyone be quiet!"

"What the 250th player did just now is really shocking and even more confusing. To be honest, I have been a referee for so many years, and this is the first time I have encountered such a shameless person. Don't panic, everyone, now follow my command! "

"Scoring group, call up all the entry information of contestant No. 250 immediately!"

"Camera team, call out the surveillance video just shot!"

"All security guards, hurry up and maintain order!"

The old referee's voice was high, and anyone who heard it was a little excited.

Very good!
Finally, some referees couldn't stand it anymore and started to solve this matter.

It could be seen that the old referee was really angry, not only the old face was glowing red, but also a few tears fell from the corners of his eyes.

Can make the old referee cry, no matter how good the No. 250 contestant is, the result of the game will have to be cancelled!

The bald old man supported the old referee in front of him who was already shaking violently because of anger, and hurriedly said: "Although contestant number 250 is a little too much, there is no need for you to be so angry, right?"

The bald old man had read the player profile beforehand, and knew that Li Xiao was a major network anchor.

But the old referee didn't know what to do if he did something excessive because of anger.

Therefore, the bald old man tried to comfort the old referee, begged for mercy and said good things for Li Xiao.

The muscles on the old referee's face twitched, and he said, "You're so angry, I just walked too far, and it hurt me, now I can't stand the pain!"

Under the command of the old referee, everything seemed orderly.

All the staff seemed to have found their direction and began to mobilize one after another.

After listening to what the old referee said, the expressions of those angry contestants gradually relaxed, and they nodded in praise.

Sure enough, ginger is still old and spicy!
No. 250 is a contestant. His name, contact information, address, etc. are all registered with the organizer. As long as all his information is retrieved, is he afraid that he will run away?

If you can run, the monk can't run the temple!
"call!"

Those aggrieved contestants let out a long sigh of relief one after another.

I couldn't help but feel that the old referee who has been in charge of the game for several years is indeed calm and calm, and his on-the-spot adaptability is strong enough.

With such a referee, why worry that justice is not in the hearts of the people?Why worry about the prize going back to the real champion?
Time passed quickly, and 10 minutes passed in a blink of an eye.

The team leader of the scoring group was a dark-skinned young man who hurried up with the player information form out of breath, handed it to the old referee solemnly, and asked, "Referee Zhang, information about that bastard who stole all the prizes?" I've made a note, what now? Do I need to call the police?"

Call the police?

The old referee was stunned for a moment, took the player information form, and cursed directly: "Report to you, uncle!!!"

Contestant: "..."

Referee seat: "..."

Scoring group leader: "..."

???

Those four simple words directly confused everyone present.

They really don't understand the logic here.

Just call the police, why do you have to report to the uncle of contestant No. 250?

What does this mean?
"What game is this today?"

The old referee asked loudly.

The patriarch of the scoring group shrank his head and said weakly: "Shameless competition!"

"Then you said that guy just now, is he shameless enough?"

Everyone in the entire venue: "???"

"That operation, that consciousness, that coquettish positioning, I just want to ask, among so many players present, who is more shameless than him, if there is, stand up immediately!"

Facing the old referee's loud questioning, everyone was suffocated, and the audience was completely silent.

Especially all the contestants who were grateful to the old referee just now felt a bad premonition in their hearts, but no one dared to speak out, let alone stand up.

At this time, the old referee picked up the record sheet, fixed his eyes on the word Li Xiao, and announced loudly in an uncontrollable excited tone: "Since none of you stand up, I will announce that this year's Shameless Competition The final champion is... No. 250 player Li Xiao!

At the same time, the unanimous decision of our four referees was to give [-] points, a total of [-] points. Don't shake Bilian! ! ! "

"puff……"

"Ah this..."

"What's going on..."

"The protagonist Zhang Chulan in "Under One Man" feels a strong threat!"

"Is there still the law of heaven? Is there still the law of the king?"

For a while, all the contestants complained.

And in the stands in the distance, Nilu Baier was dumbfounded.

She had thought that Li Xiao was going to be doomed, and maybe he would be blacklisted in the shameless competition, but who would have imagined that he would become the champion after a two-stage reversal.

Before taking the stage, Li Xiao put Ye Fu and Guang Fu in place.

At this time, Guangsha: Is this all right?
Ye Fu: Why is our father such a dog?

Xiao Hei: Master, he has more dogs than me!The person who came on stage just now was a human, no, that was a dog!
……

The ancients said: Run after pretending to be forceful, how exciting!

At this time, Li Xiao had already run a kilometer away, and was immersed in such happiness, unable to extricate himself.

have to say.

Shameless feeling is cool.

until……

"Aqiu! Aqiu!"

One thought, two scolding, three colds!

Who the hell scolded me?
Li Xiao complained in his heart, and continued on his way to Nilu Baier's house.

He didn't intend to go back.

Because he knew that his coquettish operation just now would definitely win the championship!
If he failed to win the championship, the organizer would have found it by now!
After Li Xiao returned home, he handed over the prize to Nilu Baier's mother, and began to pack his luggage.

As soon as he packed his luggage, Nilubair rushed back on a sweaty horse riding the wind.

From her excited expression, it could be seen that she had won without any suspense.

And Xiao Hei also came back with Nilu Baier.

Ye Fu and Guang Sha coiled around Xiao Hei's body, hitching a ride.

After chatting briefly with the mother and daughter Nilubair, Li Xiao drove the RV and left with all the animals.

Now that he has finished participating in the shameless competition, he should also leave.

The reason why he was so non-stop was mainly because he was worried about being beaten.

It was really shameless in the competition just now, the other contestants must not be able to stand it, maybe some of them will come to Li Xiao to compete, such as wrestling sumo or something.

Although Li Xiao is in good physical condition, he is not afraid at all and is more confident of winning, but if hundreds or even more contestants come to compete, Li Xiao must be exhausted to death.

36 meter, go is the best plan.

Shameless, but it works!

After driving all the way to the car rental company, Li Xiao returned the caravan.

Because there were too many animals around, Li Xiao didn't plan to return by plane or high-speed train, but took out the caravan he got from the system, loaded all the animals, and drove home.

Although this is more time-consuming, it is free and does not have too many constraints.

Along the way, the relationship between Li Xiao and Tibetan Fox Xiaoliang, Honey Badger Pingtou, Snow Leopard, and Ring Honey Bee became better and better, and they trusted and liked Li Xiao more and more.

Li Xiao didn't plan to broadcast live because he had to drive along the way and stopped from time to time to take care of these animals.

If you keep broadcasting live, you will definitely have an accident.

Driving on the prairie was nothing before.

But now that we are back in the city, there are more vehicles on the road, so we must pay attention.

There are thousands of roads, safety first.

Irregular driving, tears of loved ones.

This is not a joke, it is reality.

Even many celebrities have been involved in car accidents.

For example, there are more male fans than female fans, and every time a friend gets married, he can always be on the hot searched Hu Ge.

A scar was left on his face because of the car accident.

But it was also this car accident that made him rise from the phoenix and become a clear stream in the entertainment industry.

As he got closer and closer to Hamotun and Gushan Zoo, Li Xiao's heart became more and more urgent, wishing to see those cute animals immediately, as well as the beautiful, charming and sensible Tao Yaoyao.

This kind of feeling is like when you have a stomachache, you think you can hold it back, but as you gradually see the toilet, you will become more and more anxious. As soon as you reach the door of the toilet, you can no longer hold it back , leading to the transformation of Shen Guanglin played by Shen Teng in "Hello Li Huanying", pulling a trouser pocket and wasting all previous efforts.

At this time, Li Xiao didn't know that a big event happened in his zoo.

The four Madagascar penguins have not yet been found.

……

Toad village.

To be precise, it is a small town next to Hamatun.

Today is the day of the market in the town.

Villagers from many nearby villages came here one after another, either setting up stalls or shopping, and it was very lively.

In the market, there are pure natural vegetables grown at home, all kinds of delicious snacks, and all kinds of clothes.

Of course, there are also live fish for sale.

What they sell is not ornamental goldfish, but edible catfish, hairtail, etc.

Stall owners will put live fish in water basins to ensure the liveliness and freshness of these fish, and they will also be sold in bags filled with water.

If you are afraid to take it, the stall owner will help you chop it to death with a kitchen knife, and simply chop it into fish pieces for processing.

When going to the market, not only the villagers who come and go are happy, they can buy their favorite food and clothes, and all kinds of stray dogs and cats are also happy.

For example, when a fish stall owner is chopping fish, a lot of minced meat will definitely fall to the ground because of the wide opening and closing, which will instantly attract these stray dogs and cats.

But they didn't dare to come over to eat ostentatiously, otherwise the stall owner would drive them away.

Because they are more or less unclean, and some even have fleas. If they accidentally fall into the booth, it will cause dissatisfaction from customers and greatly affect the business.

In addition to fish stalls, those meat stalls are also the focus of care for these stray dogs and cats!
But today...

Four special guests came to the market.

To be precise, it is a special animal.

They are black and white, and they walk with a swagger. They are the four Madagascar penguins lost at the Lonely Mountain Zoo.

After the boss, Kawaii, Cool, and Rookie successfully escaped from the zoo, they left the zoo directly and began to wander around the nearby villages one after another.

Worried about being discovered by nearby villagers and telling the zoo, they have been cautious and avoided humans on purpose.

This also caused Tao Yaoyao to organize all employees to search for them many times, but failed to find them.

They don't have to worry about food and drink at all.

Since he could escape from the zoo, there must be a way to eat and drink.

If it doesn't work, you can go to the stream on the mountain to catch fish to eat.

And now, the four of them are hiding in a small dark corner, plotting a crazy plan.

"Ah!"

Boss: Did you see the fish stall at twelve o’clock, brothers, here’s our chance to have a good meal!I said a number, twenty fish, it must be done!

Rookie: Boss, we need tools!
Kawaii: Tools, leave it to Cool!
Without saying a word, Liang Liang turned his head and began to look around for tools.

The amazing thing is that these four penguins are almost exactly the same in character and body shape as those in cartoons and movies.

The boss is very responsible and a leader.

Kawaii is the tallest, with simple limbs and a well-developed mind. He will make various plans to advise the boss.

Cool people don't talk too much. Although it can't take out all kinds of tools from its stomach like Cool in the movie, it can always use all kinds of tools around it and use them successfully.

The rookie is the smallest, the shortest and the fattest, and the most edible, but he has a gentle and lovely personality, kind and caring.

Rookie: Boss, we still need a plan!
Kawaii: I have already figured out the plan!In the first step, we need to drive away the stray dogs and cats around and force them to the fish stall. In the second step, we take advantage of the chaos and get in with it. In the third step, we drive away the stray dogs and cats at the stall owner. Time, let's go fish.

First, create chaos.

Second, mix in the chaos.

Third, steal the target.

Similar to the ancient robbery field, Kawaii's IQ is not so high!
Boss: Perfect!That's it!

The rookie is too kind, and he hesitates at the moment: But... will the stall owner beat those stray dogs and cats, they are so pitiful!

Kawaii is very decisive: they are the most important part of our plan, and they must not be missed. Although some use them, our goal has been achieved!
Rookie: Boss...

The boss thought about it seriously: just do what Kawaii said, at worst we will compensate these stray dogs and cats with two fish!Now the plan has changed, we have to go along with fourteen fish, each in his place, and start preparations.

I gave our plan a resounding name, which is: the handsome, cute, handsome, eccentric penguin quartet robs the rich and helps the poor plan, do you agree?
　ps: Thanks to qq for reading the monthly ticket of [I am uncivilized] and the reward of [Fish]!

　　
　
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