My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 366 Blackie Who Steals Watermelon!

"It sounds so good, I'm so drunk!"

"Yueyue is invincible! I blow Yueyue up!"

"Director, Yueyue is too talented to welcome tourists here at your place, hurry up and hold a concert for it."

"Little Sheep is also great, he can sing and dance, he is indeed my boyfriend!"

When "Lotus" was sung, the tourists in the live broadcast room started to brag.

Countless rocket planes swiped the screen in the live broadcast room.

Today is definitely the most comfortable and comfortable live broadcast for Li Xiao.

Because now he is not the protagonist, but Yue Yue, I just need to thank the fans who swiped the gifts one by one.

During this period, countless fans have recorded this scene and posted it on the Internet.

In just half an hour, the videos of Yue Yue singing "Su Yan", "Why Not", and "Lotus" were topped in the hot searches of major video software.

Li Xiao, Reba and the little sheep Zhang Yixing also got Yue Yue's credit, and they also appeared on the hot searches one after another.

"I figured it out, the director's zoo doesn't have a single normal animal."

"Before, I thought the director was awesome enough, but I didn't expect his animals to be even more awesome." "This budgie is Xu Song's fan at first sight."

"As long as you are Xu Song's fan, then we are good friends."

"I'm so excited to see it, I don't say anything, I will listen to Xu Song's songs after get off work, he is our youth!"

"Speaking of when is Xu Song's concert, I strongly urge this budgerigar to help sing." Li Xiao was already pessimistic about the popularity on the Internet.

After all, he was the man who occupied the number one hot search for a week.

"Yue Yue, you've worked hard today, I'll give you extra meals tonight."

At the end of the performance, Li Xiao gently stroked Yue Yue's little head and comforted him.

Before Yue Yue had time to respond, Zhao Si on the side couldn't help complaining: "Don't talk about that, I'll make it clear first. If you want my wife to sing for you in the future, you must bring spiced melon seeds."

This guy Zhao Si simply regarded himself as Yue Yue's manager.

And it just relies on Yueyue's singing talent, so he can get countless delicious snacks every day.

"I gave the melon seeds to Yue Yue, so eat less."

Seeing Zhao Si who couldn't wait to eat melon seeds, Li Xiao rolled his eyes angrily.

Zhao Si said while eating: "I'm giving it to my wife. After I finished eating, my wife just came to eat! You single dog knows what a fart, learn a little bit!"

"My Nima!"

Li Xiao directly exploded.

Being single is not terrible, what is terrible is being mocked by a bird.

Is there any reason for this?
Just when Li Xiao was rolling up his sleeves and preparing to educate Zhao Si, Reba walked over and said with a smile, "Director, what shall we do next? What animals will we visit?"

"Don't worry, I have a lot of animals here, you can continue to visit tomorrow."

Li Xiao thought for a while and said, "I'll take you to catch lobsters and turtles, and make lobsters and turtles for you to eat at night."

"Okay."

Reba smiled.

Zhang Yixing, the little sheep, was gearing up excitedly.

For him, catching lobsters is no problem at all.

After all, he is a man trained in "Longing for Life".

In this way, under the leadership of Li Xiao, Reba and Zhang Yixing left the Gushan Zoo and walked towards a paddy field halfway up the mountain.

After about 10 minutes, the three finally arrived.

"It's here!"

Li Xiao stretched, and then took out the rain boots and leather gloves, so that the three of them would not get too much mud when they went down, so as not to make it very dirty.

Standing in front of the paddy field, Reba frowned slightly, and asked, "Huh? Are there really lobsters here? I thought we were going to the river."

"This is a shrimp field specially cultivated by a family in our village. The crayfish are fed in it, and the marinade excreted by the lobster can help the plants grow better, and the plants will also attract some mosquitoes. When they When ovulating in the water, it is convenient to be eaten by lobsters, which can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone."

Li Xiao explained patiently, "It's almost autumn now, the crops planted inside have been harvested long ago, and only some lobsters are left.

And I paid for all the lobsters in the paddy fields, not only for myself, but also for some animals in the zoo.

Anyway, in the spring of the coming year, the family will scatter some new shrimp seedlings here, and these grown lobsters are useless and can only be eaten. "

"So that's it, let's start now."

After Reba understood, he acted very positively.

It is not hypocritical at all, nor does it have the airs of a big star, nor does it appear particularly disgusting and refusal because of rough work.

Unlike some female stars who just ride a bicycle in a variety show, they are too lazy to get up early, let alone say that their period is here, and the program team must drive her.

It's normal that you can't ride a bike when your period comes.

But in several variety shows she participated in, as long as she encountered rough work or going into the water, her reason was that she was on her period.

It is always so coincidental, and over time, it arouses doubts and resentment from passers-by.

To give another example, a girl is on her period and really needs special care, but you are a star, and you can take away millions, or even more, for just recording a variety show. Are you looking for a reason?

In the movie "The Iron Fist of Shame", even though Ma Li, the heroine, is on her period, she still persists again and again when filming the scene where the male and female identities are exchanged and falls into the water, and it is still in the middle of the night when the temperature is relatively low.

Soon, under Li Xiao's leadership, Reba and Zhang Yixing went into the water wearing rain boots.

Because the family seldom came here after the crops were harvested, resulting in a lot of weeds in the paddy fields.

In order to catch lobsters easily, weeds must be removed first.

In about an hour...

"call!"

Reba sat down on the ground, gasping for breath from exhaustion.

"Hey, I'm so tired!"

The little sheep Zhang Yixing also went ashore, squatted on the grass beside him, and began to rest while wiping the sweat from his forehead.

Li Xiao followed the two to the paddy field, panting and looking at the clean shrimp field in front of him, with a smile on his face.

Li Xiao took out the bottles of mineral water that he had brought before, handed them to Reba and the little sheep Zhang Yixing, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and drink some."

click!
Zhang Yixing, the little sheep, opened the water bottle, took a sip, and said, "Director, I suspect that we have been deceived by you!"

"How to say?"

"Did you bring us here specifically to help you clean up the weeds in the shrimp fields?"

As soon as this remark came out, the tourists in the live broadcast room were instantly amused.

"Based on the current situation, it is indeed the case."

"The director is too slippery."

"Hahaha, when other people meet a star, they immediately arrange to treat him with delicious food and drink at home, but the director of the garden takes the star to the field to help him clean up the weeds. It's amazing."

"Wife Reba, run away, maybe the director will arrange something for you later?"

Originally weeding in the field for an hour was quite boring, and the tourists in the live broadcast room were a little bit sour. After all, weeding is really no fun to watch, which has led to fewer and fewer tourists on the public screen.

At this moment, as Zhang Yixing spoke, the public screen boiled again.

Although Zhang Yixing is still a little sheep, after so many seasons of "Extreme Challenge", he has already turned into a little fox, so he naturally thought of these things.

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't think so."

Li Xiao raised his right hand, ready to swear.

"Director, there is still water, I'll drink some more!"

Reba shouted at this time.

Because she was too tired, she had quickly finished a bottle of water.

"Gone!"

Li Xiao checked it, and said bitterly: "I knew I should have brought more water."

He really didn't expect that there would be so many weeds here, let alone clear them, so naturally he didn't bring too much water.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

At this time, Xiao Hei ran over from nowhere.

The most important thing is that it still has a string of watermelon vines in its mouth.

Behind the watermelon vine, there are two watermelons the size of heads rolling.

Because he was worried about walking too fast, the vines would break and the watermelon would roll away during the pulling process, so Xiao Hei looked back every two steps.

In the end, the watermelon vine was placed in front of Li Xiao and the others.

"Woooo!"

Xiao Hei stuck out his tongue even more, looked at Li Xiao shaking his head and tail, and shouted as if asking for credit: "How about it, I'm good, praise me!"

"This……"

Zhang Yixing had seen Xiao Hei's strength in the Mushroom House, and he was no stranger to it.

But Reba hadn't seen it before, so he was dumbfounded.

This dog has really become a spirit, knowing that the three of us are thirsty, and even took the initiative to send watermelon?
Although there are only two watermelons on the watermelon vine, it is enough to quench my thirst.

"This...seems to be a Diaogua from Da Yushi's family in the village..."

Li Xiao glanced at Xiao Hei's route, swallowed, frowned, and said, "Da Shouru values ​​these watermelons more than his life, if he knows that Xiao Hei stole his melons, he must scold him." !"

Zhang Yixing asked, "Who is Da Yushi?"

"There is a guy named Qian Jin in the village. This guy lives up to his name. He is really desperate, and he likes to make cheap money. He only wants to get money in his own pocket, but he doesn't want to give out a penny. Many people in the village are unwilling to be with him. He works together, or gets involved.

This guy has been chubby since he was a child, and his nickname is Dazhuo, which is what we all call him. "

"Then shall we still eat?"

Reba swallowed and asked.

"Of course I ate it! Isn't it just two watermelons? I still have some money. At worst, just transfer the money to him."

While speaking, Li Xiao had already taken out his mobile phone, casually sent a red envelope to Da Yushi, and then continued: "However, it is not enough to finish these things.

Because Da Yuji is a very fussy and fussy person, if he went up to the mountain to check, he might even ask for dozens or even hundreds of dollars, so... After we finished eating, we had to throw all the melons in the paddy field , Think of it as feeding lobsters. "

After saying this, Li Xiao turned his head and pointed at the little black head and reprimanded him: "If you do this kind of thing in the future, remember not to be so ostentatious, and you must clean up the traces!

But you are worthy of praise for thinking of this for the master! "

Praise the good ones and criticize the bad ones, Li Xiao is particularly clear about grievances and grievances.

"At first glance, the principal looked like a child who grew up in the village."

"The children who grew up in the village basically ate the crops grown in other people's fields when they were young. In the end, in order to avoid being caught, they basically learned to hide their traces. Practice makes perfect."

"At this moment, it reminded me of stealing my neighbor's sweet potato when I was a child. I thought I was smart enough to deal with all the traces, but because I finished eating the sweet potato, I went home happily and forgot to wipe my mouth. The neighbor looked at my mouth. It was pitch-black, and I understood in an instant, and my dad rewarded me with fried shredded pork with a belt that night."

"It was peaches that I ate secretly when I was a child."

"It's full of memories!"

boom!
When the tourists in the live broadcast room were talking about it, Li Xiao slashed the watermelon with his backhand and split it in half.

No need for a kitchen knife.

Because when the villagers were doing farm work in the fields, if they were thirsty and ate watermelon, they would smash it open in such a rough way, and eat it directly with their belly open.

"Great!"

"Wow!"

This scene caused Reba and Zhang Yixing to shout and give a thumbs up.

And as the watermelon was split open, the unique sweet smell of watermelon floated towards the noses of the three of Li Xiao, and invaded the heart and spleen from the nose.

Looking at the watermelon flesh, which was as crystal as ruby ​​and without watermelon seeds, the three of them instantly whetted their appetites.

"Began to eat!"

"Hahaha, this is the first time I have eaten watermelon in this environment."

"Me too!"

Swish swish!
After three times, five times and two times, Li Xiao and the others finished the watermelon and threw the watermelon rind in the paddy field.

As the watermelon rind sank and was buried in the soil, even if it was a big fruit, because without the watermelon, he could only suffer a dumb loss, and it was impossible for the lion to ask for the price.

This move is called cutting first and playing later!

What's more, the red envelopes Li Xiao gave him were enough to buy these two watermelons, so he didn't suffer at all.

After eating the watermelon, the three of Li Xiao all showed a comfortable look, lying on the grass and not wanting to move.

Reba, who had a relatively small appetite, burped.

"Wow wow wow!"

Suddenly, Xiao Hei yelled.

Xiao Hei: Ben Wang hasn't eaten yet. I stole these two watermelons specially. Why don't you take Ben Wang seriously?

Master, you can't just kill a donkey!

No, kill the dog!
"Hehe, I almost forgot about you, but there's only half of it left, so I'll give it to you!"

Li Xiao chuckled, and put the remaining watermelon in front of Xiao Hei.

Click click!

The excited Xiao Hei immediately started to gobble it up.

Just two or three bites, and the small half of the watermelon was directly eaten by it.

This guy is not only smart, but also very picky, he only eats the flesh of melons.

Even where the melon rind is attached, don't eat it at all.

Looking at Xiao Hei who was eating melons, Reba asked suspiciously, "Do dogs eat watermelons too?"

"Dogs are omnivores, of course they eat them, but we should eat less watermelon, otherwise they are prone to diarrhea, so I deliberately left a little bit."

While explaining patiently, Li Xiao got up and disposed of the leftover melon rind that Xiao Hei ate.

Just when he was about to let go and throw it in the paddy field, he suddenly exclaimed.

"Look, the crayfish is out!"

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(End of this chapter)