My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 367: Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!The lobster dances!

On the grass near the paddy field, Li Xiao placed a snakeskin bag in advance.

Some minced meat is put in the bag, just to attract the lobsters in the paddy field to taste.

But now...

The snakeskin bag that was originally intact was torn open at some point.

A few red-shelled crayfish not only burrowed into the ground and ate the minced meat happily, but also proudly held up two large pincers and crawled towards the paddy field.

Once in the silt of the paddy field, it is even more difficult to catch them when they are full.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

After hearing Li Xiao's call, Xiao Hei ran over immediately.

The huge body blocked the way of the lobsters, leaned over, wagged its tail, and stared at the little one in front of him, very curious.

What is this red thing?
It looks like braised pork!

It looks delicious!
click!
Thinking of this, Xiao Hei immediately opened his mouth and took the biggest red lobster in his mouth.

Just about to bite hard, the result...

"Woo--"

The next moment, screams came.

Because of the pain, Xiao Hei swung it violently.

boom!
The red lobster was thrown out immediately.

After landing, it rolled three or four meters away with a grunt.

But because the shell is relatively hard, nothing happened.

He turned over easily, turned around and continued to climb towards the paddy field.

It is very smart and knows that only by drilling into the paddy field can it have a chance of survival.

"Woooo!"

Looking at Xiao Hei, he had already run in front of Li Xiao, complaining with grievances all over his face.

Li Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "You deserve it, you are so bold, you dare to bite anything in your mouth? You look like a child!"

Because children don't understand anything, no matter what they see, their first reaction is to pick it up and put it in their mouths to bite.

The reason why Li Xiao was so impressed was because when he was young, there were children next door who mistook rat poison for candy, grabbed it and stuffed it into their mouths.

"Woooooo!"

Xiao Hei was also very aggrieved, and found an excuse for himself: I want to help you taste how this stuff tastes first, who knows that this red stuff looks like braised pork, but it is not as delicious as braised pork.

Not only broke my teeth, but also pinched me with pliers, it hurt so much!
While Li Xiao was 'comforting' Xiao Hei, Reba and the little sheep Zhang Yixing were already running towards the snakeskin bag with great interest.

"Wow! This crayfish is too powerful!"

Reba's big eyes flickered, and he clapped his hands: "Even snakeskin bags can be torn open, how do they do it?"

"Director, come and take a look, the lobster bitten by Xiao Hei just now has become a sperm!"

The little sheep Zhang Yixing shouted loudly: "The lobsters that escaped from the snakeskin bag all gathered towards it, scattered in all directions, and protected it tightly.

This lobster is not simple, it is incredible! "

Hearing the exclamation, Li Xiao turned around and walked over.

I saw that the big red lobster that was bitten by Xiao Hei happened to be surrounded by a group of crayfish at this time, as if they were in formation, and they were protecting it with their own body seriously.The red lobster surrounded in the middle is not only a whole circle bigger than the other lobsters, but also more colorful.

Especially those two huge pincers, even about the size of some lobsters, look very intimidating.

Because the little sheep Zhang Yixing and Li Xiao happened to block their way, they raised their pincers in unison under the leadership of the big red lobster, and pointed at the two of them fiercely, as if to frighten them.

Li Xiao and Zhang Yixing were stunned by this move.

What's happening here?
Have the lobsters become so brave now?
They have never seen such a situation.

The tourists in the live broadcast room are naturally unheard of and unseen.

"Too fierce!"

"The lobsters dare to spin around humans. Is it the courage that Liang Jingru gave them?"

"A mantis arm is a car, beyond its own power!"

"That's great, at least it shows that these lobsters are very vigorous, and they must taste delicious."

"Come here! Pass me my spicy crayfish, fried crayfish in sauce, garlic crayfish, and stir-fried crayfish, and let these lobsters know how good I am!"

"I like it braised."

"No, no, the tomato is delicious, and the juice is really great!"

While the tourists in the live broadcast room were already discussing how to eat crayfish, Li Xiao stared at the unusual and huge lobster motionlessly.

Insight!
Open!
Soon, the data panel and all information of this crayfish appeared in front of Li Xiao's eyes.

Hybrid Mutation Splendid Lobster!

This……

Li Xiao was stunned!

He knows the Splendid Lobster. This kind of lobster can grow very large. Someone once caught a 1.4-meter lobster.

It is said that it was later sold to 100 million.

The price is expensive, not at all cheaper than Australian shrimp and king crab.

The hybrid mutant Splendid lobster in front of him is not yet an adult, and there is still a lot of room for growth.But what puzzled Li Xiao the most was when did its parents hybridize it?

Maybe it's when the fishermen finish catching the lobsters and put them all together.

Because fishermen are completely indifferent when catching, it all depends on how much they can net, sometimes they can’t catch anything, sometimes they can net all kinds of small fish, shrimps and crabs, all kinds of species, sometimes what Octopus can be netted out.

At that time, when all kinds of animals gathered in a big net, it was inevitable that some XXOO indescribable things would happen.

However, if one of its parents is a smaller lobster, it is really not easy to hybridize it.

I'm afraid there is no chance of one in ten thousand.

Just like a narrow beer bottle mouth, if you insist on putting a huge cork in it, it will burst.

And if you are holding slender chopsticks, you will fall into them with a swipe.

It doesn't fit at all.

Naturally, each other will be very uncomfortable.

Li Xiao complained a few words in his heart, but didn't think any more.

Then, Li Xiao continued to cast his gaze on the mutated Splendid Lobster.

As if sensing Li Xiao's unfriendly gaze, the splendid lobster turned its two large pincers and aimed at Li Xiao.

A pair of just can't do it!
Reba came over and said with a smile, "Director, I feel that this lobster is provoking you!"

"Be confident and get rid of the feeling!"

Zhang Yixing, the little sheep, is still making up the knife.

And the tourists in the live broadcast room were all overjoyed when they saw this arrogant and powerful Splendid Lobster.

"To be honest, it's the first time I've seen such an awesome lobster!"

"Has it always been this fierce? Or do you not know how to write dead characters at all?"

"Big lobster: It's stupid! Let me get out of the way! Otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless with big pincers!"

"The crayfish are so fierce now, have you even started to form a club? Just ask weakly, is there still a shortage? I can call 666!"

"They are still walking while holding their pincers, as if they are dancing!"

"Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing!"

"At this moment, I really need a voice dubbing, preferably "Superstar in Chaos" from the movie "Young and Dangerous", the effect is absolutely explosive!"

"Crayfish Club, definitely make a steady debut!"

All male compatriots have basically watched "Young and Dangerous". After all, this is a classic movie whose true fans are still locked in it.

Seeing this scene full of atmosphere, I naturally thought of these.

Li Xiao glanced at the bustling barrage in the live broadcast room from the corner of his eye, his eyes suddenly lit up, and said, "Ahem, friends, do you want to watch the crayfish dance?"

"what?"

Reba and the little sheep Zhang Yixing were stunned.

The same is true for the tourists in the live broadcast room.

"What do you mean? Is the director going to teach the crayfish to dance?"

"Damn it! Director, don't make trouble, how can crayfish dance?"

"I think it's okay, it's best to dance to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, I like it!"

"Hey, the old brother upstairs knew it was the old Two-dimensional as soon as he opened his mouth!"

"If the anchor can make the crayfish dance, I will wash my hair upside down live!"

"Upstairs, remember not to eat indiscriminately these days, or you can't help but want to go to the toilet when you stand on your head, tsk tsk——"

"Fuck! There is a picture, go away!"

"..."

The tourists in the live broadcast room said more and more outrageous, Li Xiao looked at the barrage, then looked at Reba and the little sheep Zhang Yixing, smiled helplessly, and said: "I can really make the crayfish dance, you have to believe me !"

This sentence is especially like Liu Bei's classic lines in the anime "Three Kingdoms of Saliva".

"The director, please stop talking nonsense! Crayfish are waterfowl, not animals!"

"There's something wrong with the brain upstairs! Birds and beasts are all animals, why is the crayfish not an animal? I suggest remaking it!"

"Principal, I know you have taught gorillas to dance before, but gorillas are different from crayfish. Gorillas are similar to humans. They have commands, just like five or six-year-old human children. But what about lobsters?"

"A lobster's brain is probably not as big as a fingernail!"

"Director, tame the crayfish quickly. If you can really make them dance, I'll reward you with a thousand!"

"I brush the rocket!"

"Emperor set, I'll arrange it!"

"I'm using the reincarnation emperor set!"

The so-called emperor set is to adjust all the gifts in the gift column to the highest level, and then swipe it from beginning to end.

An imperial set costs at least 10,000+.

As for the reincarnation emperor set, according to the above requirements, swiping gifts from the first to the last, and then swiping from the last to the first.

It may be that it is impossible to make the crayfish dance, or it may be that they simply want to brag, and more and more fans shout for gifts in the live broadcast room.

After all this tossing, in less than 10 minutes, the number of people in the live broadcast room doubled, and the popularity value increased rapidly.

"Gifts and so on, everyone can do whatever they want. Don't go up for face. If you have some change, give a reward. In short, try your best. Don't act like a one-day loan or steal money crazy for rewards."

Li Xiao has no objection to the tourists in the live broadcast room brushing gifts, but they must do what they can and not go above their heads.

After all, every once in a while, some idiots who are over the top will burst out, in order to become Pong Yi, or to get the love of the female anchor, crazy loans to buy gifts, or even buy a house.

Some went too far and embezzled public funds.

After saying this, Li Xiao smiled knowingly: "Everyone just watch it!"

Under everyone's gaze, Li Xiao walked towards Jinxiu Lobster slowly.

And started his own animal taming technique!

After muttering something in a low voice, Li Xiao began to give orders to Jinxiu Lobster.

No one heard what he said, even the nearest Reba, only Li Xiao and these crayfish knew.

"Come on, don't be shy, say hello to everyone first!"

As soon as Li Xiao finished his sentence, Jinxiu Lobster, who was still viciously holding the big pincers and was full of vigilance, slowly put down the big right pincers, and then slowly waved the left big pincers under the dumbfounded eyes of everyone.

Like a human waving.

call!
Li Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that what I just said is very effective and more deterrent, it really made it compromise!

Glancing at Reba and the little sheep Zhang Yixing who were still stunned, Li Xiao joked, "It's waving at you, it looks like it's still left-handed!"

In the live broadcast room, all the tourists were dumbfounded at this moment. They didn't come back to their senses until they heard Li Xiao's words.

"Fuck! Is this... true?"

"Am I dreaming? Or hallucinating?"

"This crayfish has really grown up!"

"I seriously doubt that this crayfish is an actor deliberately invited by the director!"

"Left-handed crayfish! Pfft, anchor, are you going to laugh me to death?"

"I figured it out. It's not that the animals in the director's zoo have become spirits, but that all the animals that have been in contact with the director can become spirits."

"I said long ago that the head of the garden is a cultivator."

"The reason why these animals have become spirits must have offended the fairy spirit of the head of the garden!"

In an instant, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached a peak.

And Li Xiao continued: "Don't you all want to see these crayfish dance? This is a bit difficult, but I like to challenge difficulties the most. Wait a moment, let me try!"

After all, Li Xiao began to try to communicate with other lobsters.

Can……

Their brains are all dull, and it may be because Li Xiao's animal taming skills are not particularly advanced, so they can't understand what Li Xiao said at all.

It seems that this group of ordinary crayfish must be out of their minds!

It's no wonder that they are loved by people and become delicious food in people's mouths!
They have no brains, it seems that they can only be used as food.

Even if humans don't eat them, they are quickly caught and eaten by other animals.

Li Xiao felt emotional in his heart, and sighed: There is no other way, now I can only control this mutated Splendid lobster, see if I can let it jump around with these crayfish, after all, these ordinary crayfish seem to be very nice If it is, otherwise it would not have rushed to protect it just now.

For crayfish dancing, as long as they can simply and neatly jump twice, it is really enough, and the requirements should not be too doggy!
"Come on, wave your hands!
No, it's pliers! "

Li Xiao casually picked up a wooden stick from the ground and began to direct.

click!
The mutated Splendid Lobster could understand what Li Xiao said, and took the lead in taking action.

He raised two large pliers and slowly swung them from side to side.

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