My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 49 Animal Character Design

Li Xiao didn't care about tidying up his clothes, and asked anxiously, "Did you find the herd of wild boars in the mountains?"

"Fuck!"

Cyclone: ​​No!

Shaking his head humanely.

"Wangwang!"

Xiao Hei: Miscellaneous-haired bird, Bai has grown wings, and can’t handle any small things. Why don’t you roast them for me? Roasted chicken wings, I like to eat.

Whirlwind rolled his eyes angrily.

A look that you can do it, you can do it.

Xiao Hei: If I go, I can't find it, so your wings are just for display.

No longer fighting against the wild beasts together, Xiao Hei and Xuan Feng resumed their old fights.

Xiao Hei is a real dog, grabbing the most advantageous wings of the whirlwind and taunting him wildly.

This operation is like the dissatisfaction of countless netizens with the national football team.

Eat well, drink well, sleep well, play well, and get a high salary. The coaches have changed batch after batch, but their grades are getting worse year by year, and they are about to fall to the full level. The last of all countries in the world.

Especially the operation on the field is even worse.

Even confused.

As a result, netizens often say: Isn't it just a loss, I can do it, and give me the salary of the national football team!

"It shouldn't be, why can't I find it?"

Li Xiao frowned slightly, and said to himself: "Could it be that those two wild boars are bluffing to lie to me and scare me? Or is it just at noon now, and the wild boars are hiding in a dark corner to enjoy the shade?"

"Squeak!"

At this moment, a monkey cry came.

Is the Jiji king of monkeys.

Seeing Li Xiao here, King Jiji was startled, turned around and ran away.

"stop!"

Li Xiao shouted loudly.

The whirlwind flapped its wings and followed closely.

King Jiji didn't dare to move, and immediately froze in place.

Li Xiao strode over and asked, "What are you doing here? No, how did you escape from the iron cage?"

"Squeak!"

King Jiji gestured in sign language: Your little iron cage can't trap me, I escaped last night!

King Jiji is quite arrogant, with a look of embarrassment.

It has too many little brothers, if it wants to escape from the iron cage, it is easy.

After all, gangs committing crimes are more efficient.

After it escaped last night, it went around the zoo one by one and said hello to all the animals in the zoo.

It was what Tyson encountered at the time.

After learning that Tyson liked boxing, King Gigi escaped from the zoo overnight and went to a nearby village to finally find a book about boxing.

Wing Chun!
In fact, it is a villain picture book about Wing Chun!

King Gigi: I'm here to give Tyson this.

As if he had found a treasure, King Jiji carefully took out the drawing book of the villain hidden in his arms.

Seeing the villain picture book, Tyson jumped up excitedly.

Li Xiao pursed his lips and said with a smile: "You are really smart. You have just arrived here, and you know how to establish a good relationship with Tyson through gifts."

As soon as Li Xiao said this, the tourists in the live broadcast room immediately understood.

"Fuck! King Jiji has become a genius!"

"It actually knows how to behave in the world."

"King Jiji really is the material to be a king. When he first came to the zoo, he knew how to build a good relationship."

"Humans are not as good as monkeys. When I was in junior high school, if I was as sensible as King Jiji, I wouldn't be bullied by a few bad students in the same dormitory."

"Upstairs, you are too poor! You just entered junior high school, and it's actually very simple to not be bullied. You just need to get up on time every day, wash your face, arrange the quilts, dishes and chopsticks neatly, fold the quilts into tofu cubes, and go to bed at night. Sing the national anthem one more time and make sure no one touches you.

When someone asks you why you do this, you say that you just came out of the juvenile prison and haven't adapted to a normal life yet. "

Li Xiao picked up the villain drawing book, threw it to Tyson casually, looked at King Jiji and asked, "Ask you two questions, and if I am satisfied with the answer, I will not hold you accountable when you escape over the wall." .”

you say!

King Jiji rubbed his hands excitedly.

"There are a herd of wild boars in the mountains?"

King Gigi nodded heavily.

"How many wild boars are there?"

King Jiji stretched out three fingers on his left hand.

"Only three?"

King Jiji stretched out three more fingers on his right hand.

Two hands joined together.

33!
"hiss!"

Li Xiao gasped.

Two wild boars are already difficult to deal with, and there are more than 30 wild boars. What should I do?
Li Xiao felt that even if he gathered all the animals in the zoo, he might not be the opponent of this group of wild boars.

In fact, King Gigi just said a conservative figure.

33 wild boar, just as it has seen.

Some have never seen it.

After all, wild boars are in groups, and there are many gangs.

If the Wild Boar King can be as capable, capable, and intelligent as King Jiji, and gather all his kind in the mountains together, then there will be less worry.

"Xiaofeng, go to the mountain to have a look again. I don't believe that there are more than 30 wild boars and I can't find a single one."

Li Xiao said anxiously.

The whirlwind was ordered to spread its wings and take off again.

Qi Miao stood aside and asked, "Are you planning to take all the wild boars in the mountains into the zoo?"

"That's right!"

Li Xiao nodded and expressed his thoughts, saying: "There are really too few animals in the zoo now. If we want to open the zoo, we must increase the species and number of animals in the zoo as soon as possible, so that we can use the wild boars on the mountain."

"These wild boars living on the mountain are also a scourge. They will go down the mountain from time to time and destroy the crops of the villagers. In this way, it happens to have the best of both worlds."

"Actually, apart from wild boars, I also plan to collect all the wild animals on the mountain into the zoo."

Qi Miao said: "This is a good idea, but these animals alone cannot support a zoo."

"Before the zoo rented some animals to other zoos because of poor income, and when the contract expired, I took those animals back."

Li Xiao said swearingly.

If he remembered correctly, a batch of animals was due soon.

These are the two major things that Li Xiao has to do now. First, collect all the wild animals in the mountain as soon as possible, and second, bring back the former animals as soon as possible.

Zoos can only be opened if there are more species of animals.

Li Xiao is also not like some unscrupulous zoos.

Replace the wolf with Erha.

Replace golden pheasant with pheasant.

In this way, tourists who come for sightseeing and entertainment are deceived.

"I'm very relieved to see you have such an idea. I didn't sign the wrong person!"

Qi Miao took a deep breath and said, "If we want to make the Gushan Zoo famous, we can actually attract more fans through other ways."

"what?"

"Shoot a short video!"

Qi Miao has already planned the future for Li Xiao, and said, "You can post the daily life of these animals to the short video platform."

"Almost all anchors are like this now. They live broadcast normally on weekdays, and from time to time, some exciting content of the live broadcast is transmitted to the short video platform, so as to attract more fans."

"If you find it troublesome, I can help. You just need to live broadcast well, and leave the content of the short video platform to me."

"As for the benefits of short videos, we can discuss them in detail and then add them back into the contract."

"It makes sense!"

"Director, Director, let's shoot a short video."

"These animals will definitely become popular on the short video platform."

"Come to Douyin, Douyin needs you."

"Come on!"

After Miracle finished speaking, all the tourists in the live broadcast room agreed.

Only Sima Yue and other self-media people.

If Li Xiao starts shooting short videos, they won't be able to make much money.

Although there will still be some income and fans, most of them will be sucked away by Li Xiao, the righteous master.

Li Xiao also wanted more fans to draw prizes, so he nodded immediately and said, "No problem! But, as you said, I don't have time to manage all aspects of short videos."

"I'll take care of it."

Qi Miao patted her small but round chest and said.

Now, for those who shoot short videos, half of the accounts do not belong to themselves, but are managed by the team behind them.

So don’t private message young ladies easily on the short video platform. When you see a beautiful long-legged and thin-waisted young lady in the video, you can send a private message, and the reply may be a big man who picks your feet.

"However, everyone watched the interesting parts of the short video, but the animals don't know how to speak, so they are at a disadvantage. Therefore, it is necessary to give each animal an individual design at that time."

"Human design? Animals also need human design?"

"Of course, no matter whether it is an Internet celebrity or a star, it needs people to support it. As long as people can set it up, it can continue to be popular."

Qi Miao thought for a while, and continued: "For example, Tyson, he likes boxing, we can set his person as a Kung Fu superstar, whether it is fighting or other aspects, especially some difficult movements, Tyson No substitutes will be used."

"There are also Xie Mou and Eggy. We can set them up as loving couples, but they broke up as a couple after talking for a long time. It didn't take long for Xie Mou to show up with two children, pointing out that Dan Dan Dan is a scumbag, and these two children were born through other people's stomachs."

"As for Xiao Hei, since he is so smart, he should be made into a very talented character, but his talent is only howling ghosts and howling wolves, and ordinary people can't understand it at all.

Not only that, Xiao Hei is also a big carrot, he often hooks up with little bitches in the village, and finally a child is revealed, I believe it will definitely be on the hot search. "

"King Jiji is determined to be a king, so let him set up a person who has been disliked by his peers since he was a child, but he has been dormant for many years, and finally established the largest monkey group, and arranged every monkey around him according to his generation.

It's a pity that as the monkey group continued to grow, some monkeys around him defected, and King Jiji deleted their words in a rage.

In addition, a queen is being arranged next to King Jiji. The queen's personality is to smoke and drink to burn her head. "

"As for the whirlwind, let's give it a character who loves to sing.

But it wants to be popular by singing, but every time a new song is released, the hot search is robbed, either by Xiaohei's news, or by Dandan. "

"The last one is the white horse, you can make it the most beautiful white horse in 5000 years!"

"Forehead……"

After hearing this, Li Xiao's face was covered with black lines.

"Can't you arrange some good characters for my animals?"

"Isn't that good?"

Qi Miao asked suspiciously: "Then let Xiao Hei be someone who is good at managing time. After all, she often walks among these little bitches in the village."

"As for Eggy, she has flowing hair, so she naturally wants to do it."

"There is also Whirlwind, its character design is one-finger Zen."

Li Xiao: "..."

Very meow!
What kind of persona is this!

One by one than the other!

The most nonsense is the most beautiful white horse in 5000 years!
Grandma, when Da Yu was controlling the floods, you were the most beautiful at that time?
At this moment, Li Xiao really wanted to curse.

Even wanted to put up the international gesture!
If he hadn't considered that it was still being broadcast live, he would have even wanted to ravage Qi Miao.

Meow meow, after you set up this character, these animals of mine will basically be declared useless!

Li Xiao wanted to cry but had no tears.

The tourists in the live broadcast room were happy, and all of them laughed so hard that they almost lost their teeth.

"Hahahaha, talent, this fucking talent."

"It can't be done, my aunt who is laughing is going to be early."

"I like these character designs, so follow this."

"I have a hunch that as long as these people can stand upright, they will definitely catch fire."

"Which boss can tell me one by one, who are these characters?"

"I want to know too, please tell me!"

"Hahaha, should I say it or not, anyway, I think smoking, drinking and burning your head can definitely be a character, just like Uncle Yu, when those keyboard warriors saw Uncle Yu smoking, they also kindly greeted you to pay attention to your body, because They can't find a spot to spray!"

"Look, the tourists in the live broadcast room all agreed."

Qi Miao's excited little face flushed.

She felt that she had seen Xiao Hei and other animals on fire.

But as soon as he turned around, he looked at Li Xiao's staring red eyes, bit his tongue, and could only quickly change his mind and said, "Isn't it okay to design these characters? Then let me think about something else!"

"Please, you are shameless, these small animals in my family are even shameless. If these figures come out, they will be street rats, will they still survive?"

"But, aren't the prototypes of these characters still alive and well?"

Qi Miao spoke eloquently and said: "These days, if you want to be popular, you have to be explosive, and it's best to have a child pop out from time to time.

Just like the official announcement, children are now the standard.

Although it's a bit disgraceful, but it can't hold the fire, and it can be ranked first in the hot search from time to time, so that people all over the country can know it, and it can even live abroad.

These days, black fans are also fans.

Capitalists don't care about wind reviews, they only look at traffic, and these personalities can just bring traffic! "

"It's really a pity that you don't start a brokerage company and set up people for those stars."

Li Xiao suddenly felt that Qi Miao's failure to enter the entertainment circle was a great loss for the Chinese entertainment circle.

With her here, the entertainment industry will definitely be even more exciting.

"Actually, my original dream was to open an entertainment company, but my dad forcibly extinguished it."

Qi Miao said sadly.

Got it!
This is to impose her dreams on these animals!
Li Xiao took a deep breath and said seriously, "Please, can you give my animal figures some positive energy?"

(End of this chapter)