My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 58

As soon as he arrived at the door, Li Xiao heard movement in the room.

It appears the arsonist hadn't had time to escape.

Li Xiao kicked open the door and yelled loudly, "Which bastard is burning my house down, get out!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Xiao coughed violently.

Even Xiao Hei couldn't take it anymore and closed his eyes.

Because in addition to the thick smoke in the yard, there is also a strong smell of pepper.

Makes it hard to keep your eyes open.

More uncontrolled coughing.

Tears are falling.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm making dinner."

Qi Miao's voice sounded.

Hearing the sound, Li Xiao rushed to the kitchen.

Just in time to see Qi Miao rubbing her eyes with one hand and cooking with a spoon in the other.

I don't know what's in the pot.

Anyway, it was pitch black, like charcoal.

"Hey, I know you've worked hard plowing the fields today, and I want to let you try my handicraft, are you touched, cough cough cough."

Qi Miao turned her head and showed a smile.

Fortunately, it looks white.

Otherwise, Li Xiao might not be able to spot her in the thick smoke.

"I'm so touched!"

"The top head, or the bottom one?"

"Director: My heart is broken!"

"Hahaha, it turns out that Qi Miao is cooking."

"It's okay, it's a false alarm."

The tourists in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief, and their hearts were relieved.

Li Xiao stood at the door of the kitchen and asked sincerely, "Would it be bad for our stomach if we eat fried chili at night?"

"If you go to the toilet with a stomachache at night, wouldn't your butt suffer?"

As we all know, do not eat chili, leeks and enoki mushrooms the night before.

"Your nose is so good, the chili fried pork I made last time!"

Nima!

What does this have to do with a good nose?
Even Brother Hong Lei who lost his sense of taste in "Mr. Good" can know what you are doing, okay?

"Then this dish, you must be making a pill!"

Li Xiao said seriously: "May I ask you, are you refining the first-grade pill Zengqi San or Condensing Fire Pill in "Fights Break the Sphere"?
Is your master Xiao Yan who likes sleeping snakes like Xu Xian, or Bai Xiaochun who has shed blood and made meritorious deeds for the sect? "

Li Xiao asked the question from the heart.

Because if you don't know, you really think Qi Miao is making alchemy.

This posture is much stronger than Bai Xiaochun's alchemy.

If you can't make a ninth-grade elixir, you will be sorry for this scene that looks like an old black mountain demon.

"The director is really good!"

"Hahaha, don't utter dirty words when swearing!"

"Qi Miao: You don't have any attachment to the world, do you?"

The tourists in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

Qi Miao said awkwardly: "I am obviously cooking!"

"You don't turn on the range hood when cooking!"

Li Xiao rushed into the kitchen, turned on the range hood, and opened the window.

Otherwise, before Qi Miao finished cooking, she would have choked to death in the kitchen!
Although it is a rural area, the kitchen still has a range hood.

This is a subsidy issued by the state to every household in rural areas.

Of course, there is also a rural feature in the kitchen: an earthen stove!

Fortunately, Qi Miao doesn't know how to use an earthen stove, otherwise the old house will definitely be set on fire before Li Xiao comes back.

"what?"

Qi Miao watched Li Xiao's operations, and seemed to have discovered something new, and asked in surprise, "This big guy can smoke oil?"

Li Xiao's face was full of black lines: "..."

Why do I feel that you are a rural person?

Pooh!
Is a primitive society!

Li Xiao took a deep breath and asked, "You don't even know about range hoods, don't tell me, you haven't cooked!"

"This is the second time I've cooked for others."

Qi Miao chuckled and said, "Director, you are very lucky."

This is lucky, not worth mentioning!

Others need money for cooking, but you need to cook for your life!

Li Xiao suppressed the complaints in his heart, and said, "When was the last time you cooked?"

"Two years ago!"

"so long?"

Qi Miao thought for a while, and said: "I remember that day was my father's birthday, and I specially cooked a lot of dishes to give him a surprise."

"and then?"

"After my dad tasted it, he said it was very delicious. He couldn't let him taste such a delicious meal by himself, so he asked me to move out, find a boyfriend quickly, and let him taste it too."

"..."

Li Xiao stretched out his hand and covered his face weakly.

This old man is really healthy, after eating the food made by Qi Miao, not only did he not go to the hospital for gastric lavage, but he survived strong.

This is a spirit of self-improvement!
The key point is to tactfully drive Qi Miao out of the house to prevent her from continuing to cook for herself in the future.

Older gingers are more spicy!
It's really high!

But the old man is not kind, kicking Qi Miao out of the house, isn't it a disaster for others?

The most important thing is Qi Miao's cooking skills. Are you sure you can find a boyfriend?

The old man is not afraid of taking human life, so he has to reimburse him in the end?
The quality of a person's cooking skills can be easily seen from her understanding of the kitchen and her posture.

And Qi Miao in front of him not only doesn't know the range hood, but also cooks like a cricket fight, which is really not flattering!
I am afraid that the things made by this can't be swallowed from the throat.

No!

After a hard day, Qi Miao must be sent away in order to eat well at night!
"I don't know what you like to eat, so I made chili fried pork and cold tofu, and fried eggs at the end."

Qi Miao didn't know where to find her confidence, and said, "I'm going to start frying eggs now."

After speaking, Qi Miao picked up the egg.

boom!
The eggs were tapped lightly on the edge of the pan.

Haw!

Qi Miao still has cooking skills, at least she cracked the eggs.

Only after breaking, the eggshell fell into the pot, but the egg white and yolk fell on the hand.

Li Xiao frowned slightly: "Are you frying eggs with the palm of your hand like Master Xing in "The God of Cookery"?"

"..."

"You'd better go to the bathroom to deal with it first, and leave the kitchen to me."

Li Xiao took the opportunity to step forward and began to take charge of the kitchen.

"OK then!"

Qi Miao nodded awkwardly, and quickly ran to the bathroom.

Easy to clean.

Return quickly.

"Director, let me continue."

Qi Miao also wanted to show herself.

"No, I can."

With quick eyes and quick hands, Li Xiao has already fried the egg.

"Your balls are ready, let me help you serve them."

"No, not really."

Li Xiao hurriedly spoke out, but it was still a step too late.

Boom!

Just as Qi Miao picked up a plate, she accidentally dropped it to the ground.

With a crisp sound, the plate was smashed to pieces.

"I'll handle it, I'll handle it."

Qi Miao was a little flustered, so she went to get a broom to clean.

But when he swayed, he bumped into a plate on the table.

"This……"

"It's okay, Sui Sui is safe."

Li Xiao comforted Miraculously, wishing to slap himself twice in his heart.

Damn!

Li Xiao, you are so hypocritical!

Qi Miao was aggrieved and said: "I didn't do it on purpose, I will clean it."

"No! No! Really no!"

Say the important thing three times!

Li Xiao took a quick step, stopped Qi Miao, and said: "There are so many pieces, they will definitely cut your hand, so you should go outside and rest, I will deal with it here!"

(End of this chapter)