My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 90 Parrot: I'm Your Uncle
(The speed of this chapter is very fast, please watch carefully!)

"This is a real budgie!"

After just one glance, Li Xiao couldn't help popularizing science, saying: "The reason why it is called a budgerigar is because its head feathers and back feathers are generally yellow with black stripes, and its coat color and stripes are like tiger skin. It seems."

"Budgerigars are mainly distributed in the Australian continent, inhabiting forest margins, grasslands, etc., and they move in groups. They are lively and easy to domesticate."

"Hello there!"

When the budgie saw Li Xiao, he lowered his head slightly.

Still talking?

It seems that Chen Xingyu usually trains it a lot!
made money!

Li Xiao felt that it was really worthwhile to come to the city to give Qi Miao this time. At least he got this cute and talking budgerigar. The live broadcast will be more interesting in the future.

"You ask me, who am I?"

The budgerigar spoke again.

Without even thinking about it, Li Xiao asked, "Who are you?"

"I am your uncle!"

I am special!
At this moment, with the budgerigar's swearing, Li Xiao's beautiful fantasies about it just now were instantly wiped out.

"Hahaha, the principal, don't get used to it, slap it to death, let it know how powerful you are!"

"This parrot is playing hooligans, absolutely!"

"I've seen this parrot before. It sat in front of me during the college entrance examination."

"Suddenly I remembered the parrot raised by my uncle. My uncle owned a supermarket. One day he closed the door, and someone knocked on the door. The parrot imitated his uncle's accent and said: The boss is not at home, and then the customer really left."

"Once when I was walking on the street, I heard: who the fuck bought millet, who the fuck bought millet. I thought it was someone's grumpy uncle, but after searching for a long time, it turned out to be a parrot."

"Director: I have a bad temper, and tonight I will broadcast the roasted parrot live and eat parrot meat!"

In the live broadcast room, there was a burst of laughter.

The budgerigar's small eyeballs rolled slightly, and continued: "Ask me again, am I a mighty little tiger?"

"I don't ask!"

Li Xiao shook his head.

Decisive.

I have already suffered a loss once, and I must not let this parrot succeed again.

"Ask, ask, just ask."

The budgerigar looked like a little girl, and even acted coquettishly.

I believe you again!
Li Xiao thought so in his heart, and asked, "Are you a mighty little tiger?"

"You are deaf! As I said just now, I am your uncle!"

Li Xiao: "..."

After 50 seconds, Li Xiao said with a flushed face, "Where is my saber, where is my 49-meter broadsword, today I allow this parrot to fly [-] meters first!"

At this moment, Li Xiao finally understood why Chen Xingyu's wife didn't want to see this parrot anymore.

What the hell is this broken mouth?
Are you sure it's not a snort?

"This parrot amuses me to death. The director took it back. I will come to see this parrot every day from now on. No, I will come to see you."

"Why does this parrot sound like my girlfriend? He likes to make trouble out of nothing and make trouble for no reason. He will often ask me a lot of inexplicable questions."

"Hu Yifei is possessed. I didn't look at my phone just now. When I heard what the mighty little tiger said, I thought that Teacher Lou Yixiao had come to the director's live broadcast room."

"Don't tell me, she really looks like Hu Yifei, she is as quiet as a virgin and moves like a rabbit."

"Virgin? Me too when I was eight years old! Not since I started riding a bicycle, the seat fell off, and I sat down on my ass."

"You're really okay. I have a sister who went home with her boyfriend on a bicycle one day. The boyfriend was riding a bicycle. She sat on the horizontal bar in front of her. She didn't notice that the bicycle didn't have a horizontal bar at all until she got home."

"Nimma, it took me a long time to realize what's going on!"

"I can drive on this broken road. My face hurts from being pressed by the wheels."

"Anti-pornography! Pull up your pants, hold your head with your hands, and don't need to wear clothes. Anyway, the top and bottom look the same. Come with me! Why are you guys every time!"

The speed of the car in the live broadcast room became faster and faster, once heading towards the kindergarten.

Chen Xingyu was sweating profusely, and said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, Director, it has this personality, and it likes to play with people."

"Where did it learn this?"

Li Xiao was puzzled and asked, "I learned from you?"

"No no no!"

Chen Xingyu waved his hands again and again, and said, "I can't teach it these things. Every time my wife and I go to work, it turns on the TV skillfully and learns it by watching various TV series. It especially likes to watch the cross talk of Deyun Society."

really!

Without Guo Degang, cross talk would be useless!
With Guo Degang, the cross talk will be yellow!
This parrot has learned a lot!
"What's its name?"

"I call it Nicholas Zhao Si! My daughter-in-law calls it Huoyun Cthulhu!"

Li Xiao laughed and asked, "Why did you choose such a name?"

"Although it doesn't stutter, it's too broken and owed..."

"I'm sorry, I should be named Xie Guangkun!"

Li Xiao interrupted it.

Xie Guangkun, an ancient mythical beast, not only owes his words, but also owes his actions. With his own power, he disturbed the Ivory Mountain and continued the "Country Love" every season!
"Xie Guangkun owes beating, but he doesn't owe beating, because he talks too much, and he stutters just like Zhao Si.

As for why it is called Huoyun Cthulhu, it is because it has very little hair on its head. At first glance, it looks like Huoyun Cthulhu! "

Chen Xingyu explained.

Li Xiao looked at the budgerigar carefully, and said, "Make sure, it will be called Nicholas Zhao Si from now on. I want to see if it can talk about itself as a stutterer."

"Then I'll give it to you, director, you have to treat it well. If I have time, I will go to the zoo to see it!"

"You can also watch it in the live broadcast room every day."

"It makes sense, I forgot about this!"

Chen Xingyu laughed loudly and said.

Maybe it was because he thought the budgerigar was impolite just now, or maybe he was reluctant to part with the budgerigar so soon, Chen Xingyu thought about it, and invited Li Xiao to dinner.

Chen Xingyu was a taxi driver and didn't have much money, so he took Li Xiao to a street stall he often went to.

"Director, don't think this is a small street stall. The owner, cook, and waiter are all the same person, but he's good."

Chen Xingyu gave warm hospitality and said, "The boss is best at grilled abalone, director, would you like some?"

"No, that thing is too dark, I don't like it!"

Li Xiao politely refused.

"Abalone? Black?"

"Ah! My head, what did I hear!"

"I didn't expect the headmaster to understand so well. I always thought the headmaster was a little innocent!"

"There is something wrong with you, Director, have you seen it?"

The drag racing in the live broadcast room had just ended, and with Li Xiao's words, he sped up to the high speed again.

And can't stop at all.

It was even more exciting than the match between Xiaohao and Xiaolie in "Four Drivers Brothers".

Li Xiao was speechless, just happened to be hungry, and started to eat all over his head.

(End of this chapter)