My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 95 General's Order

"Chitade: Also! Yes! Who?!!!"

"Little white fox Daji: Why does it get colder the more you sleep?"

"No wonder the director said that the fox is the natural enemy of the chickadee, and he suddenly realized it."

"The most dangerous place is the safest place, Titmouse: The so-called wealth and wealth are in danger, who else can I have?"

"This chickadee is too vicious. It's just a little more evenly. It's been squeezing something on the little white fox's head. If you squeeze it again, you'll become Uncle Ge You."

"Xu Zheng, Guo Donglin and Bao Beier: In fact, we can also play a friendly role!"

"Why doesn't the little white fox wake up, I'm so angry!"

"It's like when a mosquito bites you while you are asleep, will you wake up?"

"Every fox has fur. Let me sing about Mao Mao for you. Let me sing about what kind of hair we have on our bodies. Nose hair, eyelashes, and the fur in the creaking den..."

"Stop singing, if you sing again, you will drive between your thighs."

"Strange, why is the space between my thighs bare?"

"Really, I have a friend who wants to meet you."

"I don't believe it unless I send a photo to prove it!"

……

After listening to Li Xiao's explanation, the tourists in the live broadcast room had an epiphany and couldn't help laughing.

Li Xiao didn't bother the little white fox and the tit.

This is the natural law of animal survival, and there is no need for him to destroy it.

What's more, the little white fox was imprisoned in an iron cage for too long before, which resulted in a lot of miscellaneous hair on his body, which happened to need to be taken care of.

There are free tits, why not?

Li Xiao took Xiao Hei, woke up the other animals, and continued to repair in the zoo.

The effect of throwing the giant tree was already full last night, and Li Xiao continued to do so today.

It also stopped after throwing a dozen of them.

Although Li Xiao still has strength and energy, if he continues to throw it, it will definitely attract the attention of the relevant departments.

Li Xiao didn't want to be caught and researched like the aliens in the movie.

Just like a famous physicist, his brain was cut into 240 pieces after death.

"The wood is enough for the time being. If you want to build a sightseeing bridge, the most important thing is to lay a good foundation first."

The foundation is the foundation and the most important thing.

According to news reports, experts believe that a bridge preserved in ancient times is a dangerous bridge, but after more than 300 kilograms of explosives were detonated, the bridge remained motionless.

This is the wisdom of the ancients, and it is the importance of the foundation.

Li Xiao straightened a giant log and said, "Next, I will start fixing the bridge piles, this step is very simple and very important.

Although the bridge piles are the foundation, they are the most important.

If the bridge piles are not stable, even if the bridge deck is paved, no one needs to walk on it. If there is a slight strong wind and heavy rain, it will collapse and fall apart.

If the bridge piles are to be laid well, they must be buried deeper! "

Although Li Xiao was talking, his hands kept moving.

Holding the wood with his bare hands, he smashed it directly towards the furrow dug in advance.

Bang!
The giant log was inserted vertically into the furrow.

Simple and rude, submerged in half a meter.

Immediately afterwards, Li Xiao skillfully but quickly inserted the giant logs into the furrow continuously.

For Li Xiao's amazing operation, the tourists in the live broadcast room have long been accustomed to it and become numb.

"The director is so fucking hard-core, it's the first time I've seen this bridge-building method."

"The director is destroying and reshaping my worldview time and time again."

"You are new fans at first glance, this is the routine operation of the director."

"Director: As my fans, please calm down and don't act like you haven't seen the world before!"

Li Xiao was working hard and didn't have time to watch the public screen. As he was working, he naturally felt a little bored, so he said to King Jiji, "Play a song and listen to it."

When working, listening to music is the most effective way to solve boredom.

Although the dance of demons in the current music world is not as good as the fights of gods in the past, there are still one or two songs that can be listened to occasionally.

At this time, King Jiji was wandering boredly in the zoo with the bear cub.

Soon, it locked Li Xiao's phone on the bench.

After some fiddling, the ghost and jet lag entered the correct password and opened the phone lock screen.

It was precisely when Li Xiao saw this scene that he opened his mouth and shouted.

He was not angry that King Jiji turned on his mobile phone, but wanted to test whether King Jiji could play with his mobile phone without anyone's guidance.

King Jiji was very spiritual, made an OK gesture, and then gestured in sign language: What song do you want to hear?

Li Xiao said: "Let's come to a song that sounds more exciting and can relieve boredom and fatigue."

Li Xiao urgently needs these songs to relieve boredom and fatigue.

He doesn't expect King Jiji to be able to search for such songs, as long as he can open the music software, he will be very pleased.

however……

Half a minute later, King Jiji made an OK gesture again: Done!Got it right!

Immediately afterwards, singing came from the phone.

"Looking at you, I have seen the big dizzy waves.

Looking at you, leading you to dance with spears.

Supervise, insert, top, pick, help me to open up.

Steady pace, play to your strengths.

Show me your strengths, big and strong.

We love good men and know your strengths best.

A hot-blooded man, so hot that he is shirtless..."

When the singing started, not only Li Xiao could hear it, but also the entire live broadcast room.

This song sounds nothing at first.

But after tasting it carefully, you will immediately feel that something is wrong.

"Holy shit! Every line of this song is driving!"

"Ah! How embarrassing! What kind of tiger and wolf words are these!"

"King Jiji is so awesome that he found this song."

"Let me ask for a friend, what song is this?"

""General's Order"! An episode of the movie "Once Upon a Time: Iron Chicken Fighting Centipede" played by the Emperor of Kung Fu!"

"The lyrics are amazing, but those banned songs you listened to when you were young, such as "Sao Mai", are much more powerful. Every word and every word will make people think about it, and they won't be blocked."

"That's natural. After all, this song is adapted from Huang Zhan's "General Order."

In the live broadcast room, drive again.

Many girls were already blushing.

Who is Huang Zhan?

Many millennials may not know, or even be unfamiliar with.

But there is one song that must be known to everyone, and that is "A Laugh from the Sea"!
Only Huang Zhan can sing the charm of "A Laugh from the Cang Hai", and only when he opens his voice, he is the world.

Li Xiao couldn't take care of that much anymore, rushed over at the fastest speed, hurriedly turned off the song, and replaced it with Xu Song's song.

Although there is a huge gap between Xu Song and Huang Zhan, the old man, they are at least the youth of a generation.

His "Su Yan", "Why Not", "The Funeral of Roses" and so on have all been on the list, and more importantly, his songs are very gentle and very quack, very suitable for this kind of pastoral Play in a windy environment.

In order to prevent King Jiji from messing around again, Li Xiao opened a game video for the boring King Jiji to watch quietly.

Li Xiao doesn't have high demands on King Jiji, as long as he doesn't make trouble.

And this game video is exactly the scene in "Glory of the King" where Menglei Wubing dismantles the crystal.

(End of this chapter)