I'm not a big star

Chapter 365 One Dozen?

Chapter 365 One Hit Ten?

Chu Qing felt that the world was full of malice towards her.

Chu Qing felt that after being fooled by Jiang Xiaoyu once, she was fooled by Jiang Xiaoyu's grandfather again.

Chu Qing felt that maybe the person surnamed Jiang was a liar, and he was obviously just feeling the power of qigong. He originally thought that qigong was like the one written in a martial arts novel, warmly entering his body, and then coming out in a circle...

If this world gives him another chance, Chu Qing will never experience something as mysterious as qigong again...

When Chu Qing opened her eyes from the bed, it was already the next morning.

His head was a little fuzzy, and his eyes felt a little fuzzy too, making it hard to see people clearly.Fortunately, he was able to tell that the girl with a ponytail next to him was Jiang Xiaoyu.

"Brother Qing, are you awake?"

"Woo..." Chu Qing struggled to get up from the bed, only to find that his head was covered with a thick bandage.

"What happened?" Chu Qing rubbed his head, suddenly he couldn't remember why he fainted.

Perhaps due to the heavy blow to the head, Chu Qing's memory began to be a little bit confused, and the connection was disconnected for a while.

"No...no, nothing happened. It's just that you passed out for no reason. Maybe it's anemia?" Jiang Xiaoyu looked at Chu Qing's confused face, and subconsciously shook his head, but his gaze was Turning to other places, he dare not look at Chu Qing.

Jiang Xiaoyu has a ghost...

"That's right, then how could I pass out and get hurt? Is it possible that I'm so poor because of anemia?" Chu Qing felt that there was no place in her body that didn't hurt, especially her arms, where she felt excruciatingly painful even with a little effort. It seems that the bones are falling apart.

What does this feeling feel like?
It was like being beaten severely in sleep.

What happened?

Wait, I seem to remember that I was dragged by Jiang Xiaoyu's grandfather to drink tea on the second floor, and then chatted about some inexplicable things that I couldn't understand, such as yin and yang imbalance, raised breath, weak body, etc...

and many more……

What else is coming?

"Brother Qing, it must be that you accidentally fell and hit something that shouldn't have been hit." Jiang Xiaoyu continued to look away and replied.

"Xiaoyu, tell me honestly... Are you lying? I really hit something that shouldn't have been hit?" At this moment, Chu Qing stared at Jiang Xiaoyu fiercely again.

"Ah... Brother Qing, I'm sorry..." Jiang Xiaoyu panicked after hearing Chu Qing's words, and she realized that she could no longer lie.

"Why am I so dizzy, Xiaoyu, don't lie to me..." Chu Qing saw Jiang Xiaoyu's appearance, and immediately knew that Jiang Xiaoyu was lying to herself!

Is it interesting to lie to honest people?

"Brother Qing...Actually, you were stunned by my grandfather's qigong." At this moment, Jiang Xiaoyu looked at Chu Qing and timidly raised his head and replied.

"Qigong... stunned..." At this moment, Chu Qing suddenly realized the scene when he passed out.

At that time, he pressed the old man hard, and then the old man took a deep breath and spit out the word "qi".

Then a huge force hit Chu Qing's hand, and Chu Qing was caught off guard, this force immediately swept across Chu Qing's body, and then Chu Qing was violently sent flying and hit the wall next to him, as if There was also a lot of noise...

Before she was conscious, Chu Qing felt a huge pain in her head.

Is there really such a miraculous thing as qigong in this world?
The moment she fainted, such a thought popped into Chu Qing's mind.

"Brother Qing... I'm sorry, I lied to you before. In fact, my grandfather is not a barefoot doctor. Our family is actually a family of Chinese medicine. My grandfather knows qigong... Well, no, it's not just my grandfather, we I can also do qigong...Of course, qigong is not as mysterious as in martial arts novels. It is impossible to fly to the sky and escape from the ground. Qigong can strengthen the body on the one hand, and on the other hand, it can be used for self-defense in emergencies ...Well, of course, we also learn martial arts..." Jiang Xiaoyu felt that no matter how much he lied to Chu Qing, there was no way he could fool Chu Qing. After all, his grandfather was really unreliable, and he was really a bit of a cheater on his granddaughter...

This……

"Then... what about your brothers and sisters? Do they all know martial arts?" Although Chu Qing felt that the question he asked was a bit of nonsense, he still asked stupidly.

"Well, yes, more or less, but martial arts is not something magical, it's just a fighting technique combined with qigong...a little simple understanding is just some fighting skills..."

"How strong are they?" Although Chu Qing felt that his world view might be refreshed, he still looked at Chu Qing seriously, "For example, if someone who knows martial arts hits someone like me, how many can one person beat? "

"Brother Qing..." Jiang Xiaoyu suddenly hesitated after hearing Chu Qing's words, and then added: "You don't want to know."

"Why?" Chu Qing was surprised to see Jiang Xiaoyu's hesitation.

"Forget it, maybe this is a bit shocking, but people who are generally good at martial arts... well, brothers don't know, just compare me with you, for example, if you hit someone like you without considering your weapon, I can probably hit ten of them..."

One hits ten...

"..." Chu Qing closed her eyes.

He suddenly felt that it was better for him not to ask, because asking would be even more shocking.

"Of course, Brother Qing, don't be discouraged. The main reason is that you are an ordinary person. Oh, no, you are a little weaker than ordinary people. Of course, as long as you train with me, you will definitely become stronger, and you will get a baseball. A weapon like a stick will make you stronger."

"How strong can it be?" Chu Qing suddenly became interested when he opened his eyes.

"Probably change from one dozen to seven." Jiang Xiaoyu nodded seriously, her voice seemed to be encouraging.

A dozen of ten becomes a dozen of seven...

Ha ha.

"..."

The voice of encouragement sounded a little depressed to Chu Qing's ears.

Yes, it was a little depressing indeed.

Why does he always feel like a weak chicken?
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In the Zhejiang Provincial Official Martial Arts Fighting Competition, Luo Hao, who had just won the championship, crossed his arms and looked proudly at countless cameras.

These people in the audience are fans who admire him, and they are also reporters who interview him.

This is the second time I have won the fighting championship, and this time it is less challenging than winning the championship last year.

Before he could exert his full strength, all his opponents were knocked down by him.

This made him feel as lonely as snow and pretending to be a strong man, and he even felt a little bit that if he only relied on fighting skills, then he was already invincible in the world.

"Hi Luo Hao, I want to ask you, what do you think of winning the gold belt of the fighting championship?"

"Whatever you look at, I won the championship last year, and I also won the championship this year. This is normal. If I really want to say it, I can only say that my opponent is too weak."

"The opponent is too weak? Some hidden martial arts masters didn't show up?"

"Martial arts master?" Luo Hao snorted, "There is no such thing as a martial arts master in this world, you should be reading novels..."

"Oh, then, as a fighting madman, what do you think of our Chinese martial arts?"

"What, you are asking about Huaxia Wushu? It's fake, it's just a group of imitators who cheat money with dignity. How can there be Huaxia Wushu in this world... If it's really martial arts, it's fighting! See, it's just like me This kind of Sanda fighting, if I can be very responsible, Wushu is my kind of fighting."

"I heard that you announced on Weibo yesterday that you are going to broadcast live to crack down on counterfeiting?"

"Yes, I'm going to set off tomorrow to live broadcast the whole process of cracking down on fakes for the audience and fans. Let me expose what the Chinese martial arts that have deceived us for thousands of years are. I can't let them deceive more people!" Luo Hao puffed up his chest. The vice-strong man looked lonely.

"Oh, tomorrow?"

"Yes."

"Then where are you going first tomorrow?"

"Let's go to the Yang's Taijiquan gym next to Dongou City first. The old Yang Tou of Yang's Taijiquan advertises how powerful his Taijiquan is on Weibo all day long. I will go to his Taijiquan gymnasium to see. How powerful is his Tai Chi?"

"Then are you going to kick the pavilion?"

"Yes! And I will prove one thing to everyone, that is, a fake is always a fake, and can never pretend to be real. Only real Sanda is the only way out for the strong. Friends who are addicted to Chinese martial arts, you Time to wake up!"

"Oh, we are looking forward to your performance tomorrow!"

"Hahaha!" Luo Hao laughed loudly.

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Although Chu Qing was slightly injured, the injury was not serious. After lying on the bed for a few hours, Chu Qing climbed out of the bed.

Of course, his head was a little dizzy, and his walking pace was not very steady. This was due to the inertia caused by the impact on his head, but fortunately, Jiang Xiaoyu said that there would be no sequelae to reassure Chu Qing...

rest assured?

Chu Qing is naturally relieved, he is worried about what can happen, and he does not know medical skills.

The old man's attitude towards Chu Qing was very amiable. After Chu Qing got out of bed, he came over to greet Chu Qing, as if he regarded himself as a relative and junior, but Jiang Xiaoyu's so-called "senior brothers and sisters" saw Chu Qing looked gloating, as if he felt that Chu Qing, a weak chicken, would have a hard time in the future.

"Qingzi, come here, let me take your pulse and see how you are..."

"No need..." Chu Qing refused.

"Don't be so restrained, just help you feel the pulse."

"Oh, okay." Chu Qing looked at the old man with a smile so full of interest that it was impossible to refuse, and finally had no choice but to walk over.

After helping Chu Qing feel the pulse, the old man narrowed his eyes.

"Qingzi..."

"what?"

"Your body is a little deficient, and you have some kidney deficiency. Although the yang energy is slightly strong, it is uncoordinated. If it goes on for a long time, you will become impotent!"

"What!" Chu Qing's eyes widened when he heard this, "Impotence? How is it possible? I'm very energetic every day!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't believe it now, when you woke up this morning, did you not have the same spirit as usual in your perineum?"

"Ah... this... a little bit."

"That's right, this is a sign before impotence!"

"Damn it, what should we do?" When Chu Qing heard the word impotence, his whole body felt chilly.

This kind of thing would rather be believed in its existence than in its non-existence, Chu Qing was immediately stunned.

"There is a way, ha ha." The old man smiled, "Come, come, I will help you with a qigong massage."

"Eh..." Seeing the old man's smile, Chu Qing suddenly felt something was wrong

(End of this chapter)

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