I'm not a big star

Chapter 366 Why Didn't He Pull It Out? (Second more)
Some people in Huaxia don't pay much attention to the entertainment industry. Except for those celebrities, no matter how prosperous other celebrities are, they think they are just sissies.

These people don’t read the headlines, don’t read online novels, and only watch martial arts movies when watching movies, and they also have some sneers at some TV series such as "The Queen of the World" and "The Legend of the New White Snake", thinking that they are completely watching. Bad dramas that waste time, as for those literary films?
Ha ha.

In their eyes, these erotic things are nothing but moaning without any masculinity.

Even some popular songs in the entertainment industry are just rubbish without any masculinity in their eyes.

This group of people are Chinese martial arts fans.

They have had the dream of being a hero since they were young. They have liked to watch the plots of flying around in movies since they were young. They fantasize that one day they will be able to practice magic skills and become indomitable heroes. B, pretending to be earth-shattering and then leaving behind with a wave of sleeves is not too chic.

Sha Baohua is a typical martial arts fan, and like the majority of martial arts fans, Sha Baohua is obsessed with fighting movies, martial arts TV dramas, and even some slightly exaggerated brain-dead martial arts TV dramas flying around in the sky. When he was studying, he even fantasized more than once that he met some mysterious old beggar on the road one day, and was accepted as an apprentice by the old beggar, and then he soared into the sky and became the protagonist of this world.

Thinking about it this way, Sha Baohua has indeed tried this way. Every time he met those old beggars who looked like martial arts masters on the road, he would stare at the old beggars with glowing eyes, and he didn't even need these beggars to take the initiative to hold out their rice bowls pitifully. Give all the money in my pocket to the old beggar, hoping to meet such a fortune...

It's a pity that the reality is quite cruel, and a lot of money has been spent, but Sha Baohua, an old beggar who is a martial arts master, has never met any of them. Even the eyes of these old beggars looking at Sha Baohua always feel like they are looking at a psychopath ...

Of course, as Sha Baohua grew up and matured, he officially joined the work, and his dream of becoming a hero has faded a lot, and he will not do some stupid things like when he was a teenager. He just pays attention to fighting, martial arts, and fighting every day on the Internet. Bar……

Luo Hao is a fighter he likes very much. Luo Hao has an upright personality, dares to fight, and is full of vigor!
Luo Hao felt that fighting was also a kind of martial arts!
On this day, Sha Baohua clicked on Fighting as usual, and then he saw a video and his eyes widened, and then he made a decision, that is, to ask for leave from the company and buy a ticket to Dongou...

"Fighting maniac Luo Hao, against old Yang Tou of Yang Style Taijiquan! Traditional fighting VS Chinese martial arts, who will win and who will win?"

"Luo Hao: I will prove that all Chinese martial arts are fake and deceitful!"

On this day, this promotional video appeared in the three major post bars of Fighting Bar, Martial Arts Bar and Fighting Bar at the same time.

Not only Sha Baohua was excited, but all the martial arts fans in China were also extremely excited at the same time, as if seeing some grand gluttonous feast...

"The latest news, the old Yang Tou of Yang Style Taijiquan has joined the challenge. The competition time is about [-] o'clock tomorrow morning, in Dongou Stadium!"

"Wow, Lao Yang, who has always advocated keeping in good health, actually took up the challenge? It's so exciting."

"Yeah, can I finally see the contest between traditional martial arts this time? I'm really looking forward to it. When I think of finally being able to see real martial arts, I can't sleep at all."

"Me too. Is it better in fighting or Chinese martial arts?"

"Nonsense, of course Huaxia Wushu is strong. Fighting only wounds people on the surface and cannot cause internal injuries, but Huaxia Wushu has both internal and external training and internal strength. A simple punch can cause internal injuries."

"This Luo Hao is too arrogant, Old Yang, tomorrow you have to teach him how to behave, and let him understand what is the real Chinese martial arts."

"come on……"

After watching the video of Lao Yangtou's challenge on Weibo, all the fans were even more excited.

How powerful is the real Chinese martial arts!
Is fighting better than Chinese martial arts?
Is Chinese martial arts fake?
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Qigong is very miraculous. Chu Qing often sees the so-called "massage for the blind" and "Qigong massage" in the streets and alleys.

Before she really came into contact with qigong, Chu Qing didn't believe that there was such a thing as qigong in this world.He thinks qigong is nonsense, after all, it is written in martial arts novels that a person can easily jump more than ten meters high by relying on qigong...

Only an idiot would believe this to be true.

But when he had really come into contact with qigong and was bounced several meters away, Chu Qing knew that qigong was real.

"what!"

"Hoo, hoo... woo... Take it easy..."

"Woooooooo..."

Before there was no qigong massage, Chu Qing felt that the real qigong massage was massage.

If it is more vivid, then massage is the same as described in martial arts novels, allowing a warm current to pass through the body, and then circulate in a circle, and finally it is very comfortable to strengthen the body, cut hair and wash the marrow.

He feels that this kind of process should be very pleasant. After all, the protagonist in martial arts novels will feel very comfortable after receiving qigong healing. Do some authors even use "groaning" to describe this extremely comfortable feeling?
However, Chu Qing found that she was thinking too much.

This kind of thing is like the difference between reality and fairy tales. Fairy tales are beautiful, but reality is often cruel.

When the old man pressed Chu Qing under the bed and touched Chu Qing's body casually, Chu Qing screamed in pain. If it wasn't for the perseverance that was a little better than ordinary people, he might have lost control of his bladder and bowels.

Having lived for more than 20 years, Chu Qing feels that the most painful injury she has experienced has never been painfully pressed by the elderly.

Is this old man going to tear me down?

What kind of pain is this?

This feeling is as if the skin, muscles, bones, and even the internal organs of the whole body have been cut by some sharp knife, which is unbearable.

He wanted to break free in pain.

But after moving his body, he found that he couldn't move and his whole body was as numb as a wooden man.

This is hard.

"Persevere, and you can push out all the stale qi accumulated in your body with a little more massage!" The old man smiled and continued to press Chu Qing's back with his hands. It was hard to see how hard he was, Chu Qing The back suddenly turned purple-black, and this purple-black continued to spread downward until the anus...

Dou Da's sweat flowed down from Chu Qing's forehead, and Chu Qing's pain became even worse. If it felt like a sharp knife cut before, now it feels like the ancient punishment Ling Chi.

He felt that all the skin on his body was cut off piece by piece, and it was bloody...

It stands to reason that if you suffer so much, you will definitely faint, right?But he couldn't faint, not only couldn't faint, but his spirit became clearer and clearer, the clearer he was, the more intense the pain he felt!

"Ugh..."

Chu Qing gritted her teeth and persisted...

outside the house.

Several senior brothers looked at each other in blank dismay, and the occasional roar from the room made these senior brothers sweat subconsciously.

This is a story, a very wonderful story, almost all the disciples who join the master will be treated by the master himself to clear the turbidity...

That period of memory is absolutely unsightly, absolutely unbearable to look back on.

"What's the matter with you?" Jiang Xiaoyu is different from these people. Jiang Xiaoyu has been exercising this and that with his grandfather since he was a child, and he often takes some precious tonics. His body has always been clean and there is no turbidity, so Jiang Xiaoyu looked at these stations. The brothers outside the house are very strange.

"Little Junior Sister...Qingzi, why did the master cleanse me for so long..."

"Brother Qing has a lot of turbidity."

"Why did the screaming of pain stop inside? Isn't there something wrong? Could it be that he fainted from the pain?"

"No way, brother Qing shouldn't be so unbearable! It should be patience."

"That's right, the master tapped the acupoints when clearing the turbid qi, so as long as the pain is not life-threatening, then the more painful the more sober, this can be endured, perseverance is definitely not trivial!"

"Could Qingzi be so patient?"

"Yeah, it's strange!"

Just when all the brothers and sisters were wondering what happened in the house too quiet, suddenly...

"what!"

A very shrill and painful shouting sound rushed out of the room, even shaking the eardrums of people outside the room.

Immediately after the door was pushed open, Chu Qing rushed out with a face of pain and despair, holding up his trousers, his face seemed to be flushed from being suppressed...

"Where is the toilet! Where the hell is it!"

This sentence seemed to have exhausted half of Chu Qing's strength.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and suddenly felt pinched again...

Qingzi was pushed to the ground like he was back then?

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After all, Chu Qing is a person with perseverance.

At least when she was pulling up her pants, Chu Qing still restrained the pouring from somewhere, and she still endured it.

After running to the toilet and squatting down, Chu Qing closed his eyes and his head cleared up, and immediately he was blown away.

Of course, during the period, two unsightly loud bangs were played, which made Chu Qing a little embarrassed...

Not to mention that the stinky P doesn't make noise, and the loud P doesn't stink, but Chu Qing found that she couldn't bear the smell of excreting it.

After pulling hard, Chu Qing felt a lot more comfortable all over her body, then she wiped her pants and came out.

"Fuck, what are you doing?"

The moment he got out of the toilet, Chu Qing was startled and subconsciously stepped back a few steps!

All the brothers and sisters wearing Hanfu, and even the senior sisters and sisters stared at Chu Qing with glowing eyes, and they stared at the same place, and their expressions were very gloating...

After that, they were a little disappointed.

"Why didn't you pull it out?"

"Impossible, isn't it true that ordinary people can't bear this kind of force and spray it directly on their pants?"

"Is he exceptionally talented?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, how can it be a talent to look so weak?"

"Then why didn't he just pull it out like I did..."

"This……"

"It's unscientific for the pants to be so clean!"

This is a very embarrassing reality, looking at these unscrupulous brothers and sisters, looking at their eyes...

Chu Qing really wanted to say something polite...

Is it a very unbelievable thing for the author to hold back his pants and not pull his pants on the spot?
This is so...

Is there a pit, you guys?
(End of this chapter)