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Chapter 176 I'm so fucking amazing! 【Part 3】
Chapter 176 I'm so fucking amazing! 【Third update】
"Mom, don't tell people that you are a Chinese teacher in the future, or I'm afraid you will lose face!"
After returning home, Yu Zhile put down the baby's schoolbag, and suddenly spoke.
Mama Yu asked suspiciously, "Why did the Chinese teacher lose face?"
Yu Zhile suddenly said to her daughter who led her in, "Baby, tell grandma what song did the teacher teach today?"
The baby replied innocently: "Little rabbit, be good!"
"Look!"
Yu Zhile said: "If others know that you are a Chinese teacher, and then hear the baby's pronunciation, can't they laugh at you?"
Mama Yu said angrily: "Isn't it normal for a child to have non-standard pronunciation! When you were young, you couldn't tell the difference between n and l! Every time you pronounce the word Hu, it becomes the Gospel!"
Yu Zhile retorted: "Mom, don't bully me and talk nonsense without my impression!"
At this time, Qin Haiyu pulled the baby, hugged the baby and sat on his lap, and said softly: "Little rabbit is wrong! Now mom is asking you, what's your name?"
The baby replied: "Yu Ziyuan."
Qin Haiyu taught: "That's right! Little Rabbit's son and Zi Yuan's purple sound the same, so you can't call it Xiaotuji, you should call it Little Rabbit!"
"Oh, bunny."
The baby finally got it right!
Yu Zhile immediately praised his wife with a thumbs up!
Who said my wife was a fool for three years?
Now isn't that smart!
I was so smart that I never thought that I could teach my baby to read little bunny in this way!
Ziyuan's Zi sounds the same as Little Rabbit's Zi!Although the baby mispronounced Little Rabbit, she pronounced her own name very standardly, so teach her this way, and she will immediately understand how to pronounce Little Rabbit!
As for the origin of the name "Ziyuan", it also refers to Qin Haiyu's name.Because the pronunciation of Qin Haiyu's name is similar to "calla lily", and calla lily is a kind of flower that is especially common in coastal areas.
So the baby's name also follows the flower name.
The pronunciation of Ziyuan is similar to "Ziyuan", but the meaning of "Yuan" is not very good, so "Yuan" is used instead. It happens that the word "Yuan" means beautiful woman, which is very suitable for a cute and beautiful baby.
It's just that they are used to calling her baby, and even the baby is used to calling her baby, so no one calls her by her real name all the time. Even the kindergarten teachers habitually call her baby when they roll roll.
At this time, Qin Haiyu asked: "Honey, how many places did you win in today's competition?"
Yu Zhile said: "That must be No.1! You don't even look at how good your husband is!"
Qin Haiyu joked: "You are so powerful, why did you get tricked by me..."
Halfway through the talk, Qin Haiyu realized that her mother-in-law was carrying the second treasure beside her!
Fortunately, it is not over!
Otherwise, you will lose your life!
Yu Zhile showed a smirk silently, that smile and eyes seemed to say: Continue!Wife, keep talking!How do you say it stopped halfway?What are you going to say next?It's not that you got me lying down, right?
For the sake of your arrogance!
Let's see who makes a mess tonight!
Then don't ask me to let you go!
……
night.
The baby fell asleep, and Er Bao and his mother fell asleep in the next room.
Yu Zhile snorted and pushed his wife down who was about to go to bed after putting on the mask, and said with a smirk: "When you came back from picking up the baby tonight, you said that I am so good, why did you do something to me? There is no one now, why not?" You have a real opportunity!"
Qin Haiyu laughed softly: "Want to know? Come here with your ears!"
Yu Zhile tilted his head and turned his ear to her.
Qin Haiyu blew on the hot air lightly, and teased: "You are so powerful, you were laid down by me that night!"
"Wow! I'm going to take revenge for being laid on the ground by you that night!"
Yu Zhile was full of fighting spirit, Qin Haiyu didn't struggle, just watched her husband play with a smile, and even made some small moves to refresh her husband.
after an hour.
She smiled and said, "Honey, are you going to surrender?"
"..."
Yu Zhile gasped, put his arms around his daughter-in-law, pulled the quilt over his head, and said, "Who said you're going to surrender! It's a tie tonight! I'm too sleepy, go to sleep!"
Qin Haiyu sneered and said, "Okay, it's a draw tonight! Let's fight again tomorrow night, how about it?"
"..."
Yu Zhile had no choice but to smile bitterly: "Honey, you won! I surrender! I'm not good, you are the real good!"
"Whee!"
Qin Haiyu showed a smug smile like a child. She kissed her husband who had surrendered to avoid the war, put her hand on his sweaty chest, and fell asleep happily and contentedly.
……
soon.
The sixth episode of "I Am a Singer" has started broadcasting.
Listening to "Still Love You" and "Cotton Candy" sung by her husband on the show, Qin Haiyu immediately fell in love again!
In order to give herself a little surprise, she didn't ask her husband what song she wanted to sing, and she didn't allow him to tell her what song she wanted to sing. Therefore, after the show was broadcast, she saw her husband singing these love songs to herself in the show. Showing a happy face!
She looked at Yu Zhile affectionately, her eyes seemed to say: Husband, for the sake of these two songs you sang for me, I will treat you well tonight!
Yu Zhile was suddenly surprised and delighted!
I am looking forward to what new tricks my wife will have this time?And I'm afraid that I will be fucked by my wife when the time comes, and then I will be sore and tired...
Therefore, Yu Zhile responded with his eyes: "How about another day?"
Qin Haiyu's eyes were puzzled: "Which one should I change?"
"..."
Yu Zhile nodded in response: "Okay, let's not change it!"
Qin Haiyu also nodded, indicating that she understood!
Yu Zhile was stunned, did he really understand?Or did you misunderstand my eyes and micro expressions?
late at night...
Yu Zhile found out that his wife really misunderstood the meaning conveyed by his eyes and micro expressions!
but……
This misunderstanding is quite exciting!
So the next morning, Yu Zhile became a useless fish again, feeling as if his body had been hollowed out!
Sure enough, the wife is amazing!
He struggled to wake up, feeling his legs tremble when he walked.
Fortunately, my wife is considerate, and every time I finish digging, I will cook a big tonic soup for myself the next day, otherwise, if it goes on for a long time, I will really become a useless fish!
After eating breakfast and tonic soup, Yu Zhile checked his phone, Yang Bing sent a message half an hour ago.
Last night's episode of "I Am a Singer", the ratings actually exceeded 3%!
Yu Zhile said proudly: "Honey! Last night's "I Am a Singer" had an audience rating of 3.28%! Originally, except for the finals, it was basically impossible for the audience rating to break through 3%, but it turned out that because of my arrival, Now the ratings are directly over 3%!"
"Husband is amazing! Husband is awesome!"
Qin Haiyu suddenly boasted, which surprised Yu Zhile a little!
Wife, this should be to praise me for being too good last night, right?
Ah!
It sure is!
Sure enough, I am so awesome!
(End of this chapter)
"Mom, don't tell people that you are a Chinese teacher in the future, or I'm afraid you will lose face!"
After returning home, Yu Zhile put down the baby's schoolbag, and suddenly spoke.
Mama Yu asked suspiciously, "Why did the Chinese teacher lose face?"
Yu Zhile suddenly said to her daughter who led her in, "Baby, tell grandma what song did the teacher teach today?"
The baby replied innocently: "Little rabbit, be good!"
"Look!"
Yu Zhile said: "If others know that you are a Chinese teacher, and then hear the baby's pronunciation, can't they laugh at you?"
Mama Yu said angrily: "Isn't it normal for a child to have non-standard pronunciation! When you were young, you couldn't tell the difference between n and l! Every time you pronounce the word Hu, it becomes the Gospel!"
Yu Zhile retorted: "Mom, don't bully me and talk nonsense without my impression!"
At this time, Qin Haiyu pulled the baby, hugged the baby and sat on his lap, and said softly: "Little rabbit is wrong! Now mom is asking you, what's your name?"
The baby replied: "Yu Ziyuan."
Qin Haiyu taught: "That's right! Little Rabbit's son and Zi Yuan's purple sound the same, so you can't call it Xiaotuji, you should call it Little Rabbit!"
"Oh, bunny."
The baby finally got it right!
Yu Zhile immediately praised his wife with a thumbs up!
Who said my wife was a fool for three years?
Now isn't that smart!
I was so smart that I never thought that I could teach my baby to read little bunny in this way!
Ziyuan's Zi sounds the same as Little Rabbit's Zi!Although the baby mispronounced Little Rabbit, she pronounced her own name very standardly, so teach her this way, and she will immediately understand how to pronounce Little Rabbit!
As for the origin of the name "Ziyuan", it also refers to Qin Haiyu's name.Because the pronunciation of Qin Haiyu's name is similar to "calla lily", and calla lily is a kind of flower that is especially common in coastal areas.
So the baby's name also follows the flower name.
The pronunciation of Ziyuan is similar to "Ziyuan", but the meaning of "Yuan" is not very good, so "Yuan" is used instead. It happens that the word "Yuan" means beautiful woman, which is very suitable for a cute and beautiful baby.
It's just that they are used to calling her baby, and even the baby is used to calling her baby, so no one calls her by her real name all the time. Even the kindergarten teachers habitually call her baby when they roll roll.
At this time, Qin Haiyu asked: "Honey, how many places did you win in today's competition?"
Yu Zhile said: "That must be No.1! You don't even look at how good your husband is!"
Qin Haiyu joked: "You are so powerful, why did you get tricked by me..."
Halfway through the talk, Qin Haiyu realized that her mother-in-law was carrying the second treasure beside her!
Fortunately, it is not over!
Otherwise, you will lose your life!
Yu Zhile showed a smirk silently, that smile and eyes seemed to say: Continue!Wife, keep talking!How do you say it stopped halfway?What are you going to say next?It's not that you got me lying down, right?
For the sake of your arrogance!
Let's see who makes a mess tonight!
Then don't ask me to let you go!
……
night.
The baby fell asleep, and Er Bao and his mother fell asleep in the next room.
Yu Zhile snorted and pushed his wife down who was about to go to bed after putting on the mask, and said with a smirk: "When you came back from picking up the baby tonight, you said that I am so good, why did you do something to me? There is no one now, why not?" You have a real opportunity!"
Qin Haiyu laughed softly: "Want to know? Come here with your ears!"
Yu Zhile tilted his head and turned his ear to her.
Qin Haiyu blew on the hot air lightly, and teased: "You are so powerful, you were laid down by me that night!"
"Wow! I'm going to take revenge for being laid on the ground by you that night!"
Yu Zhile was full of fighting spirit, Qin Haiyu didn't struggle, just watched her husband play with a smile, and even made some small moves to refresh her husband.
after an hour.
She smiled and said, "Honey, are you going to surrender?"
"..."
Yu Zhile gasped, put his arms around his daughter-in-law, pulled the quilt over his head, and said, "Who said you're going to surrender! It's a tie tonight! I'm too sleepy, go to sleep!"
Qin Haiyu sneered and said, "Okay, it's a draw tonight! Let's fight again tomorrow night, how about it?"
"..."
Yu Zhile had no choice but to smile bitterly: "Honey, you won! I surrender! I'm not good, you are the real good!"
"Whee!"
Qin Haiyu showed a smug smile like a child. She kissed her husband who had surrendered to avoid the war, put her hand on his sweaty chest, and fell asleep happily and contentedly.
……
soon.
The sixth episode of "I Am a Singer" has started broadcasting.
Listening to "Still Love You" and "Cotton Candy" sung by her husband on the show, Qin Haiyu immediately fell in love again!
In order to give herself a little surprise, she didn't ask her husband what song she wanted to sing, and she didn't allow him to tell her what song she wanted to sing. Therefore, after the show was broadcast, she saw her husband singing these love songs to herself in the show. Showing a happy face!
She looked at Yu Zhile affectionately, her eyes seemed to say: Husband, for the sake of these two songs you sang for me, I will treat you well tonight!
Yu Zhile was suddenly surprised and delighted!
I am looking forward to what new tricks my wife will have this time?And I'm afraid that I will be fucked by my wife when the time comes, and then I will be sore and tired...
Therefore, Yu Zhile responded with his eyes: "How about another day?"
Qin Haiyu's eyes were puzzled: "Which one should I change?"
"..."
Yu Zhile nodded in response: "Okay, let's not change it!"
Qin Haiyu also nodded, indicating that she understood!
Yu Zhile was stunned, did he really understand?Or did you misunderstand my eyes and micro expressions?
late at night...
Yu Zhile found out that his wife really misunderstood the meaning conveyed by his eyes and micro expressions!
but……
This misunderstanding is quite exciting!
So the next morning, Yu Zhile became a useless fish again, feeling as if his body had been hollowed out!
Sure enough, the wife is amazing!
He struggled to wake up, feeling his legs tremble when he walked.
Fortunately, my wife is considerate, and every time I finish digging, I will cook a big tonic soup for myself the next day, otherwise, if it goes on for a long time, I will really become a useless fish!
After eating breakfast and tonic soup, Yu Zhile checked his phone, Yang Bing sent a message half an hour ago.
Last night's episode of "I Am a Singer", the ratings actually exceeded 3%!
Yu Zhile said proudly: "Honey! Last night's "I Am a Singer" had an audience rating of 3.28%! Originally, except for the finals, it was basically impossible for the audience rating to break through 3%, but it turned out that because of my arrival, Now the ratings are directly over 3%!"
"Husband is amazing! Husband is awesome!"
Qin Haiyu suddenly boasted, which surprised Yu Zhile a little!
Wife, this should be to praise me for being too good last night, right?
Ah!
It sure is!
Sure enough, I am so awesome!
(End of this chapter)
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