Start with a star wife
Chapter 177 Mom won't find out this time [Part 1]
Chapter 177 Mom won't find out this time [first update]
noon.
Xu Ling came to the door suddenly, and while teasing Erbao who was crawling on the ground, she said to Yu Zhile: "After you came back to participate in "I Am a Singer", several brand owners have wanted to speak for you in the past few days, but The bid is relatively low, so I rejected it for you."
"Without the price of a super star, you don't need to tell me about this endorsement!"
Yu Zhile is also drifting away. Of course, the most important thing is that he is not short of money, so he doesn't even bother to take a look at this kind of cooperation of only a few million.
Xu Ling originally wanted to complain about Yu Zhile, but she decided to forget it after thinking about it. After all, this guy is too vengeful. Back then, she complained about the ratings of the program "Where are you going, Dad?" The ratings were so damn high that Yu Zhile slapped her in the face hard, making her angry, hated and helpless!
But she still doesn't understand Yu Zhile's popularity now!
So she asked suspiciously: "Did you go to Shuijun to get your popularity? You actually made it to No.1 on the singer popularity list?"
Yu Zhile chuckled: "Do I need to gain popularity? This is the popularity I got from my circle of strength, okay! Don't look at how popular the four songs I sang when I came back to participate in "I Am a Singer"!"
Xu Ling said, "I didn't say it anyway! It was the netizens who said it! As soon as you came back, you reached No.1 on the singer popularity list! Who would believe you if you said it wasn't a fake? I haven't seen so many people on this list. People are saying that you are gaining popularity!"
"ridiculous!"
Yu Zhile said contemptuously: "Those who say that I am popular are all envious and jealous! On this popularity list, the most real popularity is me! Those singers who don't have any masterpieces can also make it to the list with a few bad songs. That's the real brush!"
Xu Ling said: "He has a lot of brain-dead fans!"
Yu Zhile said: "Then I am a true fan!"
"..."
Forget it, good women don't fight with men!
Whether you brushed it or not!
Anyway, the one being scolded now is not me!
After Xu Ling teased Erbao for a while, she explained to Yu Zhile and his wife about her work as a "broker" before going back to continue weight loss and exercise.
After Yu Zhile watched Xu Ling drive away outside the door, she immediately complained: "Wife, look at her! Last year, I managed to lose [-] catties, and now I'm gaining weight again!"
Qin Haiyu said: "There is no way to gain ten catties during the festive season! Lingling loses weight after the new year, and immediately regains it after the new year. She is also very desperate!"
"This is her own problem! Even the temptation of delicious food can't be restrained, and it is simply impossible to lose weight!"
After finishing speaking, Yu Zhile said triumphantly: "It's not like my wife, who gained ten catties when she gave birth to her second baby, and returned to such a sexy devil figure within a few months after giving birth to her second baby!"
Qin Haiyu secretly patted Yu Zhile's butt, leaned into his ear and said, "Keep your voice down, Mom is at home! You're not serious!"
Yu Zhile also reached out to pat his wife's butt, and then grabbed it hard, hehe said: "I'm telling the truth! If Fat Ling had half your self-control, she would have lost weight already!"
Qin Haiyu patted her husband's salty pig's hand away, rolled her eyes angrily, and then walked home.
……
Four p.m.
Yu Zhile went to the kindergarten to pick up the baby.
In order not to be complained by the baby and ask the same question every time, Yu Zhile asked in a different way this time: "Baby, what have you learned today?"
The baby said proudly: "The teacher taught addition and subtraction, and the baby can do it! The teacher praised the baby for being smart, and rewarded the baby with a small cake!"
Yu Zhile boasted: "Wow! The baby is awesome! What about the other children? They don't even know how to count?"
The baby said: "The other children are so stupid, they can't do 1+1!"
Yu Zhile touched the little guy's head: "Then besides counting?"
The baby replied: "I'm still playing with mud."
Yu Zhile asked doubtfully, "What kind of mud are you playing with?"
The baby spread out his clean hands and explained: "The kind of mud that is not dirty, the hands and clothes are not dirty when playing in the mud!"
Yu Zhile seems to understand, the baby must be talking about the teacher taking them to play with plasticine, right?
But is it safe to teach kids to play with these things?
Are you not afraid that children will eat it directly?
As for the baby, Yu Zhile can rest assured!
After all, babies know that mud cannot be eaten, but other children may not have such common sense and IQ.
He asked, "How did the baby play in the mud?"
The baby happily replied: "The baby squeezed a bunny out!"
Yu Zhile admired: "It's amazing! The baby can actually pinch a rabbit!"
The baby happily shared: "I want ducklings!"
"Wow! You can even pinch ducklings! Why is the baby so smart? No, dad wants to give the baby a bite to reward!"
Yu Zhile hugged the little guy, kissed this cute pink face fiercely, and scraped the little guy's face with his chin protruding from the beard, which made the little guy itch so quickly Dodge with a small head.
After teasing her daughter, Yu Zhile said at this moment: "Baby is so good today, Dad decided to grant you a wish! Say, what do you want? Dad will buy it for you!"
"Papa! Milk tea!"
The baby said happily: "Baby wants to drink milk tea!"
Yu Zhile snorted: "No way! Last time Dad hooked you up and agreed not to tell Mom about drinking milk tea! But you still told Mom that Dad drank it!"
The baby pouted and said aggrievedly: "Mom said that children who lie are not good and will be eaten by the big bad wolf."
Yu Zhile said: "Father is not telling you to lie, but let's drink milk tea quietly and don't tell mom!"
The baby suddenly said wittily: "Papa, if you go home after drinking this time, Mom will be so stupid!"
Yu Zhile didn't blame the baby for pronouncing "know" as "chicken way". He nodded and said, "Baby is so smart! Then dad will take you to drink milk tea now, and go back after drinking it! That way you won't be afraid of mom finding out! "
"yeah!"
The baby screamed happily, and then kissed his father's face with his small mouth.
Yu Zhile turned her head and said, "I want it here too!"
The baby kissed again, the little mouth was moist and warm, and the kiss made Yu Zhile's heart blossom.
"Let's go!"
Yu Zhile quickly walked towards the car parked on the side of the road with the little guy in his arms, and the baby also happily yelled, "Let's go~"
After a while.
In the milk tea shop, Yu Zhile ordered a cup of milk tea, then inserted two straws, and said, "Baby, let's finish drinking and go back quickly, otherwise mom will find us stealing milk tea when she sees that we haven't gone back for so long!"
After speaking, he started to breathe immediately!
Not to be outdone, the baby quickly wriggled its small mouth and competed with Dad to finish the cup of milk tea with all its strength.
After a while, Yu Zhile rubbed his belly and said with a look of enjoyment: "It's delicious!"
The baby also imitated his father touching his belly and said happily: "It's delicious!"
Yu Zhile wiped the baby's mouth with a tissue, and said with a smile, "Let's go! Go home after drinking! Mom won't find out that the baby is drinking milk tea secretly!"
The baby suddenly pointed to my own small mouth and reminded: "Papa, you have to wipe it too!"
Yu Zhile handed the tissue to the baby and said, "Then baby wipe it for daddy!"
The little guy took the tissue and wiped his father's mouth for stealing milk tea in a decent manner, then nodded like a little adult, and said happily: "Mom won't find out this time!"
(End of this chapter)
noon.
Xu Ling came to the door suddenly, and while teasing Erbao who was crawling on the ground, she said to Yu Zhile: "After you came back to participate in "I Am a Singer", several brand owners have wanted to speak for you in the past few days, but The bid is relatively low, so I rejected it for you."
"Without the price of a super star, you don't need to tell me about this endorsement!"
Yu Zhile is also drifting away. Of course, the most important thing is that he is not short of money, so he doesn't even bother to take a look at this kind of cooperation of only a few million.
Xu Ling originally wanted to complain about Yu Zhile, but she decided to forget it after thinking about it. After all, this guy is too vengeful. Back then, she complained about the ratings of the program "Where are you going, Dad?" The ratings were so damn high that Yu Zhile slapped her in the face hard, making her angry, hated and helpless!
But she still doesn't understand Yu Zhile's popularity now!
So she asked suspiciously: "Did you go to Shuijun to get your popularity? You actually made it to No.1 on the singer popularity list?"
Yu Zhile chuckled: "Do I need to gain popularity? This is the popularity I got from my circle of strength, okay! Don't look at how popular the four songs I sang when I came back to participate in "I Am a Singer"!"
Xu Ling said, "I didn't say it anyway! It was the netizens who said it! As soon as you came back, you reached No.1 on the singer popularity list! Who would believe you if you said it wasn't a fake? I haven't seen so many people on this list. People are saying that you are gaining popularity!"
"ridiculous!"
Yu Zhile said contemptuously: "Those who say that I am popular are all envious and jealous! On this popularity list, the most real popularity is me! Those singers who don't have any masterpieces can also make it to the list with a few bad songs. That's the real brush!"
Xu Ling said: "He has a lot of brain-dead fans!"
Yu Zhile said: "Then I am a true fan!"
"..."
Forget it, good women don't fight with men!
Whether you brushed it or not!
Anyway, the one being scolded now is not me!
After Xu Ling teased Erbao for a while, she explained to Yu Zhile and his wife about her work as a "broker" before going back to continue weight loss and exercise.
After Yu Zhile watched Xu Ling drive away outside the door, she immediately complained: "Wife, look at her! Last year, I managed to lose [-] catties, and now I'm gaining weight again!"
Qin Haiyu said: "There is no way to gain ten catties during the festive season! Lingling loses weight after the new year, and immediately regains it after the new year. She is also very desperate!"
"This is her own problem! Even the temptation of delicious food can't be restrained, and it is simply impossible to lose weight!"
After finishing speaking, Yu Zhile said triumphantly: "It's not like my wife, who gained ten catties when she gave birth to her second baby, and returned to such a sexy devil figure within a few months after giving birth to her second baby!"
Qin Haiyu secretly patted Yu Zhile's butt, leaned into his ear and said, "Keep your voice down, Mom is at home! You're not serious!"
Yu Zhile also reached out to pat his wife's butt, and then grabbed it hard, hehe said: "I'm telling the truth! If Fat Ling had half your self-control, she would have lost weight already!"
Qin Haiyu patted her husband's salty pig's hand away, rolled her eyes angrily, and then walked home.
……
Four p.m.
Yu Zhile went to the kindergarten to pick up the baby.
In order not to be complained by the baby and ask the same question every time, Yu Zhile asked in a different way this time: "Baby, what have you learned today?"
The baby said proudly: "The teacher taught addition and subtraction, and the baby can do it! The teacher praised the baby for being smart, and rewarded the baby with a small cake!"
Yu Zhile boasted: "Wow! The baby is awesome! What about the other children? They don't even know how to count?"
The baby said: "The other children are so stupid, they can't do 1+1!"
Yu Zhile touched the little guy's head: "Then besides counting?"
The baby replied: "I'm still playing with mud."
Yu Zhile asked doubtfully, "What kind of mud are you playing with?"
The baby spread out his clean hands and explained: "The kind of mud that is not dirty, the hands and clothes are not dirty when playing in the mud!"
Yu Zhile seems to understand, the baby must be talking about the teacher taking them to play with plasticine, right?
But is it safe to teach kids to play with these things?
Are you not afraid that children will eat it directly?
As for the baby, Yu Zhile can rest assured!
After all, babies know that mud cannot be eaten, but other children may not have such common sense and IQ.
He asked, "How did the baby play in the mud?"
The baby happily replied: "The baby squeezed a bunny out!"
Yu Zhile admired: "It's amazing! The baby can actually pinch a rabbit!"
The baby happily shared: "I want ducklings!"
"Wow! You can even pinch ducklings! Why is the baby so smart? No, dad wants to give the baby a bite to reward!"
Yu Zhile hugged the little guy, kissed this cute pink face fiercely, and scraped the little guy's face with his chin protruding from the beard, which made the little guy itch so quickly Dodge with a small head.
After teasing her daughter, Yu Zhile said at this moment: "Baby is so good today, Dad decided to grant you a wish! Say, what do you want? Dad will buy it for you!"
"Papa! Milk tea!"
The baby said happily: "Baby wants to drink milk tea!"
Yu Zhile snorted: "No way! Last time Dad hooked you up and agreed not to tell Mom about drinking milk tea! But you still told Mom that Dad drank it!"
The baby pouted and said aggrievedly: "Mom said that children who lie are not good and will be eaten by the big bad wolf."
Yu Zhile said: "Father is not telling you to lie, but let's drink milk tea quietly and don't tell mom!"
The baby suddenly said wittily: "Papa, if you go home after drinking this time, Mom will be so stupid!"
Yu Zhile didn't blame the baby for pronouncing "know" as "chicken way". He nodded and said, "Baby is so smart! Then dad will take you to drink milk tea now, and go back after drinking it! That way you won't be afraid of mom finding out! "
"yeah!"
The baby screamed happily, and then kissed his father's face with his small mouth.
Yu Zhile turned her head and said, "I want it here too!"
The baby kissed again, the little mouth was moist and warm, and the kiss made Yu Zhile's heart blossom.
"Let's go!"
Yu Zhile quickly walked towards the car parked on the side of the road with the little guy in his arms, and the baby also happily yelled, "Let's go~"
After a while.
In the milk tea shop, Yu Zhile ordered a cup of milk tea, then inserted two straws, and said, "Baby, let's finish drinking and go back quickly, otherwise mom will find us stealing milk tea when she sees that we haven't gone back for so long!"
After speaking, he started to breathe immediately!
Not to be outdone, the baby quickly wriggled its small mouth and competed with Dad to finish the cup of milk tea with all its strength.
After a while, Yu Zhile rubbed his belly and said with a look of enjoyment: "It's delicious!"
The baby also imitated his father touching his belly and said happily: "It's delicious!"
Yu Zhile wiped the baby's mouth with a tissue, and said with a smile, "Let's go! Go home after drinking! Mom won't find out that the baby is drinking milk tea secretly!"
The baby suddenly pointed to my own small mouth and reminded: "Papa, you have to wipe it too!"
Yu Zhile handed the tissue to the baby and said, "Then baby wipe it for daddy!"
The little guy took the tissue and wiped his father's mouth for stealing milk tea in a decent manner, then nodded like a little adult, and said happily: "Mom won't find out this time!"
(End of this chapter)
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