Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 168 Scolding You Have No Temper! (Add more rewards for the name of Huang!)
Great Hall.

The game is over.

The final ranking is also calculated.

"Teacher Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi both scored [-] points in the end, tied for first place." The male host said with a smile, "Let us congratulate our champion!"

However, there was little applause from the audience.The male host was a little embarrassed, and Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi, who were about to go up to receive the award, looked even more ugly. Although they won the championship, they were in a bad mood!

At this time, the hostess announced with a smile: "Our No.3 is...Professor Ye, who scored 35 points in the end! It is worth noting that Professor Ye answered a total of [-] questions and came up with a couplet!"

35 points, No.3.

It didn't meet Principal Wu's expectations, but at this moment, there was an explosion of applause in the auditorium!
Although it is the third, it is unmatched, even better than the first!

"Now, let's invite our top three to come on stage to accept the awards!" the host said.

Zhao Hanyang, Sun Qi, and Ye Feng, who was supported by Zhao Huangming, came on stage together. Ye Feng remembered that he was a patient, and no matter what he did, he would be supported by Zhao Huangming.

On the stage, Mr. Feng and the other two judges had already prepared certificates and trophies.

"Mr. Zhao, congratulations."

"Mr. Sun, congratulations."

Finally, it was Ye Feng's turn, "Professor Ye is a great talent, you are admirable!" In the imperial capital, we must get together, and I will introduce some old friends to you."

When Mr. Feng and the other two judges presented awards to Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi, they said a few polite words, and there was no other congratulatory words, but when it came to Ye Feng's No.3 piece, they were as enthusiastic as they wanted what!To be honest, the three of them have been judges for so many years, and this year's award presentation may be the most special one.No one cares about the number one, everyone's eyes are on the third one, don't you think it's strange?
Ye Feng opened his mouth, and his voice was very forced, "I'm overwhelmed." His voice was still sickly. I have to say, as an old doctor of Chinese medicine, Ye might even believe himself in pretending to be sick.

"Professor Ye, take care of yourself!" Mr. Feng said a few more polite words, and then stepped down.

Over there, Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi gave a few speeches about winning the championship, and then went straight down. They didn't want to stay for a minute, and even wanted to smash the trophy in their hands.

Other people's trophies represent supreme glory, but what about theirs?
Then he is a great shame!
An unprecedented shame!
Got the first fart?

Shame!
However, no one cares about them at this time, the two champions are not the protagonists at all.

The current protagonist is Ye Feng, and the hostess held the microphone and said worriedly: "Professor Ye, can you still say a few words with this body?"

"Professor Ye is sick, so I won't..."

Zhao Huangming just wanted to refuse on behalf of Ye Feng, but at this time Ye Feng said: "Say a few words."

"Um, Professor Ye said he could say a few words!" Zhao Huangming changed his subject and repeated Ye Feng's words into the microphone.

Looking at Zhao Huangming who was supporting him beside him, Ye Feng felt warm in his heart.This morning, since Ye Feng pretended to be sick, Zhao Huangming didn't even drink his saliva, and basically took care of Ye Feng.Either hold an ice pack, or help him relay what he said.No matter how Zhao Huangming treated Ye Feng in the past, his care and concern for Ye Feng today cannot be faked.

With a slight smile, Ye Feng opened his mouth, and Zhao Huangming quickly handed the microphone to his mouth.

"I want to ask, has someone said that I cheated again?"

Ye Fengqi's weak voice was not loud, but it reached everyone's ears clearly.

Cheating?

Everyone was stunned, it really happened!

"Whoever reported me, whoever apologized to me." The short sentence made the auditorium quieter, and Zhao Huangming, who was next to him, also remembered this at this time, and reprimanded into the microphone: "There is also that poem Staff of the association, you must also apologize to Professor Ye! Even the Federation of Literary and Art Circles and the judges have not determined whether Professor Ye cheated or not, so you dare to announce it? You must apologize!"

Sun Meng's face was gloomy!

The person from the Poetry Association was also in a cold sweat, looking at Sun Meng, "President, what should we do?"

Sun Meng didn't say a word, but he didn't move either.

Apologize?

Apologizing in front of so many people?

Then he, Sun Meng, really has no face at all!
One minute later, Zhao Huangming saw that there was no movement, and snorted coldly, "No apology, right? You don't even have the most basic manners, and you're a literati! Then we'll see you in court, and we at Haida will firmly defend Professor Ye's rights!"

Zhao Huangming was a little annoyed, but Ye Feng smiled, "Today is the couplet contest, no matter what, I'll give you a couplet." The voice was not loud, but it was very clear.

Everyone is curious, send couplets?
Send couplets at this time?
Everyone was a little dazed, not knowing what Professor Ye wanted to do.

The next moment, Ye Feng said: "Rats are called old regardless of size." Because they are all called mice.

In the next sentence, Ye Feng smiled and said softly: "There are male and female monkeys, but they are always monkeys." Hozen means monkeys.Ye Feng knew that the person who reported him was Sun Meng!
And Sun Meng almost vomited blood out of breath, Ye Feng, I'm sorry for you, uncle!Who the hell are you calling a monkey?Sun Meng's face turned green, this bastard, this is a live broadcast, he doesn't care about the impact?Seriously, someone Ye really doesn't care.Whether it is his achievements in the field of mathematics or literature, it will not change because of these things.What's wrong with scolding you?After scolding you, I am still Professor Ye!
The two hosts were stunned, and even Zhao Huangming almost couldn't hold back a mouthful of old blood.

Professor Ye's mouth is too poisonous, right?

Can you think of this couplet?

The audience was also dumbfounded.

But Ye Feng seemed to be addicted, and before he finished, he continued: "Although in the end I represented our Haida University in the competition, in fact, I was recommended by the Poetry Association at the beginning. I will also give you a couplet." After finishing speaking Pausing for a moment, he read: "Jin Sikong, fire department of the Ministry of Water, is doing a lot of construction work."

This upper couplet is a mess, and everyone didn't see what it meant at all.

But Ye Feng's second couplet made people directly spray, "Mr. Zhongshu, a man from the south and a prime minister from the north, what is it!"

Members of the Poetry Association: "..."

Sun Meng exploded even more, I am his president!What the hell have you scolded me twice!Is it over yet?
twice?

Even scolding Ye Feng twenty times is not enough!

This group of bastards from the Poetry Association invited him to participate in this fucking couplet competition, thinking that he couldn't see what they were thinking about?If Ye Feng hadn't come up with the idea of ​​pretending to be sick, and this group of bastards always came up with difficulties to embarrass Ye Feng, then Ye would be really cold here today!

Still slandering Lao Tzu for cheating?

If this is true, does Ye Feng still have the face to go out?

Scold twice?
not enough!
Just as Ye Feng wanted to continue, who knew that Sun Meng couldn't take it anymore, so he sat on the court and said angrily: "Ye Feng, don't you have a pair, I'll give you a question too, listen to me, two apes broke the wood and the mountain is deep In the middle, the little monkey dares to see it?" This has a homonym, and the saw is equal to the sentence, which is calling Ye Feng a little monkey. As soon as Ye Feng finished scolding Sun Meng as a hozen, Sun Meng immediately fought back, and the reaction was reversed. Also quickly.

But it was Ye Feng who laughed. He had heard this couplet before, and he immediately sneered and said, "How can an old beast hoof when a horse is stuck in the mud?" Meng is an old beast!
Sun Meng gritted his teeth angrily, and said with a black face: "You are worthy of being called a master like this? Dongting is eight hundred miles away, and the waves are rolling. Where did the master come from?" The wind and waves have earned their reputation!
But Ye Feng smiled again, and said calmly: "Wushan Twelve Peaks, foggy and cloudy, our hospital descended from the sky!"

"it is good!"

"That's right!"

"What a hospital that fell from the sky!"

"Professor Ye is invincible!"

"Heaven and man descended from the sky, that's right!"

The audience couldn't help applauding, and everyone was about to laugh.Even Mr. Feng and the three judges couldn't hold back their laughter.

Sun Meng: "@￥%￥#...#%￥%##" (royal translation: bastard, let me go to your second uncle!)

Ye Feng didn't intend to let Sun Meng go, and said again: "It's not rude to come and not go, I will also ask you a question, listen carefully, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven."

When Sun Meng heard it, he said directly without thinking: "dou/rui/mi/fa/sou/la/xi!" Sun Meng was right about the tone.

"it is good!"

"The president is amazing!"

"It's right! It's finally right!"

The people in the Poetry Association are going crazy with excitement, this bastard's Shanghai couplet is finally matched by someone!

They are all going to cry!
Sure enough, the president has to make a move!

However, Ye Feng shook his head and said: "If someone else, I would consider him a match, but you can't, I think you can match a better second line."

Ok?
Everyone was stunned, what do you mean?
Can Sun Meng face a better second line?
Even Sun Meng himself was stunned, what's better?He really thought about it seriously.

But Ye Feng didn't give him much time, but said directly: "I think it's better for you to be loyal to filial piety and brotherhood."

Ok?
What is this ghost?

Everyone didn't realize it all at once, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven pairs of filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness and honesty?No, why is there a shame missing?There is no eight in the Shanglian?
However, there were a few idiots present, and someone came to their senses in a moment, "I forgot an eight in the upper line, and I missed a shame in the lower line. This is the king (forgot) eight and shameless? I'll go!"

Wang Ba?

Shameless?
Sun Mengdu has already forgotten how many times he exploded. I am a bastard, and you are a bastard!Mad!

The audience off the field was already laughing like crazy, and the leaders of Haida over there also clapped their hands and applauded.

This was the first time they saw a literati swearing at the street on the spot. It was completely bloody to scold people without uttering a single dirty word!
However, this is a live broadcast, and it will definitely not work if it goes on like this. The male host hurriedly persuaded: "Professor Ye calm down, you haven't recovered yet, don't get angry."

　Thank you for the rewards of the name of Huang, and add more.I also thank Dai Hao for the reward and everyone's various supports, thank you everyone.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)