Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 167
Although the game was still going on, the atmosphere at the scene was extremely weird.

The Poetry Association, which was originally ambitious to win the championship, has not even moved at all. As long as it is their turn to write a question, they will all abstain without exception!
They are scared!

Really scared!

Ye Feng is a bastard!
Don't answer other people's questions, just focus on the people from the Poetry Association!

It doesn’t work for you to post any Shanglian, so I’ll give you an answer for everything!
Why don't you come out, and save yourself points for this bastard.

Now, Ye Feng already has 25 points, three five points for the first couplet of the judges, plus the first couplet of the Ten Poetry Association, exactly 45 points.

This score is not high.At least Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi are ranked above Ye Feng.

Zhao Hanyang, with 36 points, temporarily ranks first.

Sun Qi, with 34 points, temporarily ranks second.

Ye Feng, with 25 points, temporarily ranks third.

Hao Yu and Li Zhe both scored three points, and few of them even got two points. Most of them got zero points!

Because many people didn't even get a single question!

Apart from Ye Feng taking over the Poetry Association, Zhao Hanyang and Sun Meng's son Sun Qi, who were the last runner-ups, are really strong!
The rest of the questions were basically answered by the two of them.

On the court, Sun Qi grabbed a point, and the gap with Zhao Hanyang was only one point away.However, Zhao Hanyang moved back soon...

37, 35...

37, 36...

……

Forty, forty!
At this time, Sun Qi finally caught up with Zhao Hanyang!

The points of the two are tied!

And the person who made the question was the last one.

There is one last question, the one that decides the outcome!
At this time, both Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi clenched their fists and put up all their spirits, ready to grab this crucial point!
As for the last question, it was Ye Feng's turn.

On the court, everyone's eyes were on Ye Feng.

Especially Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi, they not only want to grab this point, they also want to prove themselves!

Wrong!

Although the two of them have the highest points, they are aggrieved!
I've never been so frustrated!

The place must be found!

This is already the last chance, if Ye Feng comes out in the first couplet and they can face each other, then at least it won't be so embarrassing!

Moreover, they are also very confident.

Yes!
Ye Feng is great at couplets!

But, how can you be so good at writing couplets?
There are traces to follow the couplets, but the couplets are aimless. The two are not difficult at all!

Players are waiting...

The audience is waiting...

Even the judges are waiting...

At this moment, the scene was quiet again, and everyone was watching, everyone was waiting for Ye Feng!
It was still Zhao Huangming, who stood up and said a seemingly simple upper couplet, "Professor Ye's upper couplet is...Yan Suo Pond Willow!"

Smoke lock pond willow?
Such a simple five-character couplet?
Many people were taken aback!
Even the three judges looked at each other in blank dismay.

Even if Professor Ye is not good at making couplets, it shouldn't be so simple, right?

"Snapped!"

Sun Qi rushed to answer, "I'm against the wind..."

However, before Sun Qi finished speaking, Zhao Huangming projected these five words onto the big screen.

Sun Qi stared wide-eyed, looking at the five words on the big screen in disbelief, and abruptly choked back the words in his mouth.

Smoke lock pond willow?
Huojinshui civil engineering?
I rub!

These five characters add up to his five elements!

Your sister is such a tricky Shanglian, this bastard can think of it?And the mood is so good?This bastard is not human!
Zhao Hanyang lowered his head to write and draw, obviously in the second couplet.Sun Qi didn't dare to say it was easy, and quickly sat down, muttering something incessantly.

Many Poetry Associations and other contestants also began to recite silently in their hearts, wanting to match the second line.

Seeing them thinking so hard, Ye Feng, who was about to die over there, burst into laughter.

These two idiots!

It is impossible for this upper line to match the lower line!

Although Ye doesn't understand couplets, he dares to be [-] sure that this couplet is absolutely!
Indeed, this Shanglian is really absolute, and it is absolute through the ages!
At first glance, this couplet is a bit tricky, but there is also the mystery of the five elements, but it doesn't look too difficult. It is estimated that everyone who understands the couplet culture may feel that they can get it right, just give it some time. , it is enough to find the corresponding word.Obviously, players like Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi also have this idea.

However, only Ye Feng knows that this Shanglian, not to mention giving you a little time, even if it gives you a few lifetimes, you will not be sorry!
In the world before Ye Feng, when it comes to the world of couplets, the most famous one is the "Yan Suo Pond Willow".This Shanglian has been circulated for an unknown number of years, and the number of people who want to confront it throughout the ages is unknown.But for thousands of years, countless literati and inkmen have all lowered their noble heads in front of it.

Some people have passed the Pao Town Haicheng Tower.

This is also the most widely circulated second line in Ye Feng's world, and many people think that these two are a couple.In fact, it is not the case, "Paozhen Haicheng Tower" can only be regarded as reluctant, if strictly speaking, it is not right.The reluctance of this second couplet is not only reflected in the artistic conception, but also in the problem of rhythm.The second and fourth characters of the upper and lower couplets are humming (lock - town, pond - city), which is not true, and the second is the artistic conception. The upper couplet is quiet and beautiful, and the second couplet is powerful and powerful. Not coordinated.

So this second line is correct and not standard.

There are also people who think about "Dengshen Village Temple Bell" and "Fengshen Jisaihong", although they are already peaceful and flat, but the five elements radicals are still lacking.

In fact, the best recognized by the Shanghai Federation is "Taoran Jinjiang Embankment".However, even this lower link is actually problematic.

Not to mention the remaining spoofs like "Shenzhen Teppanyaki".

Therefore, this couplet has no solution at all, which is why it is called "the first absolute in the ages".

"Beside the word fire? What word is next to the word fire? Burning? Yes, burning!... No, no, it's almost there!" Zhao Hanyang frowned, his mind was racing, and he felt his thoughts became clearer and clearer .

"This word? It's not very good, it almost makes sense! Change it to another one!" Sun Qi did the same, he felt that he was only one word short, and he was about to get it right.

"This? No, no, no..."

"It's coming soon!"

Many people felt that they were close to the answer, and even the three judges were still writing and drawing, obviously still thinking.

Looking at these two idiots, Ye Feng was eating fruit leisurely, now he understands why Emperor Qianlong used this top couplet to win the champion, who is stupid to whom!
But Ye Feng didn't point it out, so let them confront each other.

10 minutes……

half an hour……

Time passed so fast that it had exceeded the stipulated time by several times, but no one paid any attention to it, even the three judges didn't care about it at this time.

On the field, there are only two hosts adjusting the atmosphere. This is a live webcast, so there must be no silence.

The male host said: "Professor Ye's online link is not easy!"

The hostess said: "Not only is it not simple, but it is simply too difficult. Although this couplet is only restricted by the five elements, the couplet itself needs to be neat and tidy. In addition to the artistic conception, if you want to be all scruples, isn't it? Anyone can do it." The hostess is from the Faculty of Arts, so she still understands these basics.

……

"Have you attended Professor Ye's poetry appreciation class?"

"I went, but there are too many people, I can't squeeze in!"

"That's a pity. I don't know when Professor Ye's next class will be held. I must go and see it then."

"That is."

……

"Hey, I watched the stars yesterday, what's the name of the constellation next to the Big Dipper?"

"I'm not sure about that..."

The two chatted without saying a word, chatting from the south of the sky to the north of the earth, and in the end they didn't know what they were talking about.

The male host couldn't take it anymore, and reminded: "Three judges and teachers, we have exceeded the time limit by an hour!"

At this time, the third judge dropped his pen and sighed.The second judge teacher next to him was about to explode, so he dropped his pen and didn't want to think about it, "I'm sorry, Lao Feng, have you got any results?"

Old Feng shook his head, frowned and said, "Forget it, it's been a long time."

"Stop writing!" Feng Lao said loudly: "The time has come, and no one can match Professor Ye's Shanglian."

Zhao Hanyang refused to admit defeat, and hurriedly said: "Old Feng, give me another 10 minutes, and I'm almost there!"

Sun Qi also said: "I'm only one word short! Just one word!"

Many people feel that they are just a little bit short, and they don't care whether the timeout is over or not, they just want to be right!
"That's it."

Old Feng shook his head, "A game is a game, and there are already too many timeouts."

"Professor Ye, please publish the second couplet!"

Hearing what Feng Lao said, many people gritted their teeth and put down the pens in their hands.

Just a little bit!
I almost got it right!

Zhao Hanyang and Sun Qi gritted their teeth with hatred. They thought that one of them would win the championship, but Ye Feng, the bastard, came up with such a difficult upper line?He gave the second line, and then added 55 points, so he got [-] points!That is the first!
How many questions did he have to work so hard to get [-] points?

How many questions did this bastard answer?Is he the first one?
Zhao Huangming and Sun Qi were going to die of anger!
But there is no other way, the facts will be in front of us.

However, they are also curious, what is this second line?
Over there, Zhao Huangming bent over slightly, and Ye Feng said something softly.

At this time, the scene fell silent.

Everyone is waiting for Zhao Huangming to announce Ye Feng's second couplet.

However, Zhao Huangming stood up and said surprisingly: "Professor Ye said that there is no second line."

"Yan Suo Pond Liu is right... what? No second line?"

"What do you mean without a second line?"

"How come there is no second line?"

Many people were stunned, and even the three judges didn't react for a while.

No link?

Suddenly, Feng Lao came to his senses, and lost his voice: "This is absolute! Eternal absolute!"

"absolute?"

"I wipe!"

"Eternal absolute?"

"How could it be absolute?"

Now it's fried directly!

What is Eternal Absolute?To put it bluntly, it is impossible for anyone to be right, and even with the passage of time, it is impossible for anyone to be right!
Many people don't believe it and can't accept it at all.

Ye Feng came up with an eternal absolute?

This is even more shocking than matching a hundred lines!
impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

At that time, the upper couplet on the flower grid issued by the Poetry Association was not eternal, because it had been corrected by Ye Feng, and the "Sea Water Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao" issued by Zhao Hanyang was not, because it was also corrected by Ye Feng. If the wind is right, these two couplets can at best be regarded as a strange pair through the ages.

However, Yansuo Pond Willow is the eternal absolute?
Putting together such a simple five words is absolute?Still through the ages?

Many people couldn't accept it and waited for Feng Lao's explanation.

"I know what you guys think. I thought I could figure it out by spending a little more time. I thought so too at first. However, there is no solution to this Shanglian. Artistic conception, the antithesis of upper and lower words, etc., it is not difficult to match one or two points, but it is impossible to match all of them! Even if this couplet is placed in ancient times, it is still a famous one. I am sure, Within a hundred years, there will be no solution to this couplet!"

Originally, Feng Lao didn't expect this to be absolute, but when Ye Feng said that there was no second line, Feng Lao suddenly realized it.

This is an eternal absolute!

Seeing what Feng Lao said, although everyone still finds it difficult to accept, there is nothing they can do.Mr. Feng has a very high status in the circle, and he said that it is absolute, and it is useless to be unconvinced.Moreover, if you are not convinced, you are right?You really can't come out!

What does Qiangu Absolute mean?
It may be a little hard to understand when you say it suddenly. Let's put it this way, this is like the top ten conjectures in the mathematics world. How long has it been difficult for the mathematics world?Everyone knows that these problems will be solved sooner or later, but it just so happens that no one can solve them!

In the entire mathematics world, there are only ten super conjectures, oh no, now there are nine, because Professor Ye has already killed one.As for the literary world, there are only five or six eternal absolutes!

But today, it is still Professor Ye, but he has come from the world of mathematics to the world of literature, and he has not solved one, but added one!
From today onwards, there will be one more eternal absolute in this world—Yan Suo Pond Willow!

"Professor Ye is really a genius through the ages. He has the talents of heaven and man. He is accustomed to learning arts and sciences and understands the past and the present." Feng Lao sighed and shook his head with a wry smile.

Hearing Feng Lao sigh, the entire auditorium fell silent.

Prodigy through the ages!

The posture of heaven and man!

Get used to arts and sciences!

Bo Gu Tong today!

Four adjectives, each word is frightening!
Many people's first reaction was dissatisfaction, but when they thought about Ye Feng's performance in various fields, they were speechless.

You can be dissatisfied, but you have no way to refute!

(End of this chapter)