Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 446 Everyone Suffered!
Asian men's basketball game.

Just hearing the name, you can tell that it is not a very formal competition. This is an Asian-wide competition. Although it sounds like a high standard, this competition is actually for the Olympic Games, and there is not so much attention.There was no television broadcast, not even reporters.

However, no matter what, fans in the sports world, especially the basketball circle, are still very concerned about this game.

Celebrity circles, sports circles, a certain basketball discussion forum.

It's all boiling!

"I'll go to your uncle! What a dream team!"

"I didn't go to the scene, I watched the video from netizens on the Internet, but, Nima's cripple is poisonous, right? Whoever gets involved will die!"

"Damn it! Second brother is so awesome! From now on, second brother will be my idol!"

"That cripple is so wicked!"

"If you say that the accidents in today's game have nothing to do with Cripple Two, no one will believe it!"

"It's definitely related! It's just that this guy is too unlucky! Didn't you find that no one in the fantasy team was with the cripple from the beginning to the end?"

"Yes, I found out! When Cripple II started to attack, the players of the Dream Team were throwing super long passes. Later, Cripple II went to defend, and no one cooperated with him. He was all alone!"

"Eh? Is there such a thing? What does this mean?"

"What do you mean? This guy is the God of Plague!"

"That's right, even my teammates avoid him!"

"This guy is really unlucky. He is the kind of existence who can fall backflips while walking on flat ground! I see his nose is bruised and his face is swollen, and he is limping. He must have fallen by himself!"

"Whoever meets him is unlucky, the Suns and the Earth Bulls have already returned to their hometown hahahaha!"

"Second brother resists the fall! This has thrown away the two teams, and he has nothing serious!"

"He's already limping, so he's probably paralyzed when something happens? Does he play in a wheelchair? Hahaha!"

"Wheelchair two, haha!"

These netizens who love basketball got together and chatted quite happily.

"Anyway, the second brother has wiped out the Japanese and baseball teams, just be awesome!"

"Yes, as long as it's from the Japanese and Bang countries, I like it!"

"Looking at the performance of the fantasy team tomorrow, I am really looking forward to it now."

……

The next day, in the morning.

The Huaxia Dream team played against the Turkish Superstar team.

A limping figure in a No. [-] jersey appeared, not going anywhere, and just stopped under his own hoop!
Two 10 minutes later.

The starters of the Superstar team and the three substitutes all went to the hospital, and their coach's face turned green!
He directly announced his retirement and went back to his hometown to heal his injuries!

……

in the afternoon.

The Huaxia Dream Team played against the Yue Guofan Horse Team.

The commentator roared: "...the people who lost horses seemed to be aware of the fantasy team's style of play. They seemed to have discovered the secret of the second brother. The fans didn't choose to attack. They didn't mean to cross the midfield line at all. The same, they are all just hovering under their own basket!"

"It's been 10 minutes since the game, but no one is shooting. Even looking at the current situation, no one wants to grab the ball? What's the situation? The basketball is lying alone on the court and no one cares about it? Huh? This is a basketball game! Have you ever thought about the feeling of basketball!"

"In such an embarrassing situation, the second brother stepped forward! Huh? He didn't even get the ball?"

"Although he didn't get the ball, the second brother walked towards the players of the Mima team with one step and two steps like devil's steps and sharp claws! What does he want to do?"

"Ah! The second brother fell down!"

"Oh my god! I saw the second brother perform his famous stunt 'flat backflip' and fall on all fours at the feet of the opponent's center forward!"

"This is Porcelain!"

"It can be seen that the people of the Mima Team are completely dumbfounded! They may never have imagined that the God of Plague dares to deliver goods to the door!"

"Their center forward didn't dare to move. I saw his face was covered with cold sweat and his legs were trembling. He might have heard of the second brother's name! At this time he panicked! He was at a loss! He was desperate He looked at his captain!"

"But how can he dodge if he doesn't move? He won't fall if he stands still?"

"Will there be a miracle?"

"Ah? What's the situation! The center has a nosebleed! I'll wipe it! Is this nosebleed like a waterfall serious? Doctor! Where's the doctor! Hurry up and take it away! I've never seen such an exaggerated nosebleed since I grew up. This is stronger than the water pressure in my toilet!"

"I'll wipe it! Second brother Pengci succeeded!"

The commentator is full of foul words, but no one cares about it now, and everyone even understands him!This shit can't express the mood of this stupid horse without swearing!
……

One game after another, the name of the second lame of the fantasy team has been completely beaten!

A certain team looks at the schedule, and the next game is against the Fantasy Team!
I rub!

They just blew up!

"I'll go! Shall we play the Dream Team this afternoon?"

"He's going to die!"

"Coach? Coach! My daughter-in-law is about to give birth. I can't play this game. I have to ask for leave to go home!"

"Coach, I also ask for leave. My sow has a difficult delivery. My mother tells me to go home now!"

"I have to go! My girlfriend broke up with me!"

"What are you? The little wolf dog of my second aunt's family who lived with me is dead, I have to go back, woo woo woo!"

A group of players, no matter if they were the starters or the substitutes, all looked like their dead parents, their faces turning purple with fright.

All the howling ghosts asked the coach to ask for leave.

"Stop making noise! ​​Didn't you see me calling?"

The coach raised his mobile phone and yelled, "What a waste! Isn't it just a basketball game? Is it so scary? Hold on!"

"Hey, boss, don't worry, there is no problem on our side, I have arranged everything properly!"

The coach's back was straight and his face was resolute when he spoke. The players next to him were ashamed.

Look at people!

Or is he a coach?
This spirit is beyond our comparability!
"Coach, don't worry, we will definitely persevere!"

The team was motivated by the coach and shouted in unison.

The coach looked at them and was also very proud. He said to the phone: "Boss, did you hear that? This is our player. We will win this game!"

"Yes! We must win!"

The players followed suit.

The coach praised them with a thumbs up, and then said to the mobile phone: "You have seen this situation, they are full of confidence, they can do without me. No, this is not a question of money, I also want to fight side by side with them, but the problem is that my grandma is married! I have to go back! Boss, you have to give me this fake no matter what!"

"????"

The players in the room were stunned!
Your grandma is getting married?
I can go to your uncle!

"No! I'm asking for leave!"

"No! My grandma is getting married too!"

"Retire! Must retire!"

After arguing for a long time, this team still didn't play in the end and abstained directly!

……

All the participating teams are so crazy!
Is there still a way to play this game?

what?
I came here to play a friendly match, but in the end he had to risk his disability?
Hit a hammer!
To retire!
do not fight!
In just a few days, almost all teams announced their withdrawal.Moreover, some teams, such as the Suns, the Earth Bulls, and the Mimas, who had played against Ye Feng, not only withdrew from the game, but also applied for compensation from Huaxia!
You are the host, you invited us to come, but after we came, did you play metaphysics with us?

what?
We are here to play basketball, not to practice wrestling!
Moreover, several of them were broken!

What can this family do?
Compensation must be made!

The people in the sports department were immediately stunned!
Do not pay?

Don't you pay for what you said?

You invited people to come, and this happened, and they can sue you in the international court if you don't pay!Regardless of whether you can win or not, at least your international image will be directly damaged!
The people in the sports department are going crazy these days.

One phone call after another.

"The center of the Suns has been diagnosed with a secondary disability!"

"What?"

"Level [-] disability?"

"Just one fall and you will be disabled at the second level?"

"There is news from the baseball country that the starting center of the Tuniu team has a lumbar spine crack and has been rested for at least three years. It can be said that he has retired early!"

"Isn't it? Really?"

"The mid laner of the Mima team seems to have cerebral thrombosis and high blood pressure..."

"It's our fault for this shit? Huh? Does high blood pressure have anything to do with us?"

"The latest news is that another team has been disabled. They are on the way to the hospital. I heard that it was stomach bleeding during the game. They vomited blood on the spot. It is said that the vomit was two meters away!"

"..."

"Check it out! Let me check it out! Who is this fucking cripple?"

ps: I added more today, where are the votes of the big brothers?What about rewards?hey-hey.If there are some, just shake it, and if there is no one, just comment!come on!

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