Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 447 The way of heaven is reincarnation!
In just four days!

With more than half a month left, the Asian men's basketball game ended early!
There is no way not to end!

There is no team anymore!

Each team is injured, disabled, and the rest are all scared away!
It can be said that during these four days, the entire Dongfang Brilliant was like a chicken and a dog!
Not only are there frequent accidents during the competition, the main reason is that Ye Feng doesn't leave when he is not competing!

He eats here and lives here!
It's fine if he stays in one place honestly, the main reason is that this guy likes to wander around when he has nothing to do!

An indoor basketball court.

A group of basketball fans are having fun.

Suddenly, a limping figure appeared at the door.

"I got a weed!"

"The basketball blew up? Did it blow up the basketball hoop?"

"Is this a nuclear bomb?"

"Run!"

"Oh my god, it almost hit me, it's too dangerous!"

……

An indoor badminton court.

"Damn it! The tap water pipe is blown!"

"Is the sewer still blocked?"

"I wipe! Run!"

"Oh, I'm going! Call 119!"

……

"Ah? It's the cripple!"

"I'm going! He fell!"

"Made! Run!"

"My mother! Wait for me!"

"Ouch, where are my shoes?"

"Don't step on me!"

A group of people were having a good time, when they suddenly saw a lame man with a blue nose and a swollen face at the door, which scared the group of people!Especially after seeing him fall on all fours, everyone was so frightened that his face turned pale and his limbs trembled!

……

The people in Haicheng's fire protection system have collapsed.

"Damn it! How many calls is this?"

"Oriental Brilliance again?"

"Where is that?"

"Damn it! I'm not going! That place is so poisonous! The last time I went, I fell down and squatted as soon as I got to the door!"

"Then you are too lucky? I saw that cripple! At that time, I hit the door frame and killed two big teeth for me!"

"Hey, don't blot the ink, you have to go to the mountains of swords and seas of fire! Who told us to be fire police!"

"That's right, who will we not go to if there are hardships or difficulties? Let's go, brothers, if I can't come back, remember to visit my old lady during the holidays."

When the people from the Haicheng fire protection system heard that they were going to Dongfang Brilliant, their posture was the same as on the battlefield. They were ready at any time and would never return. They were quite heroic.

……

In just a few short days, Dongfang Brilliant was in a hurry, the teams retired one after another, and accidents occurred frequently in the stadium.

circle.

"Is this game over so hastily?"

"Isn't this too wicked?"

"No, have you watched all the videos on the Internet? It's really scary!"

"That cripple [-] is simply the reincarnation of the evil fox star! Wherever he goes, it's unlucky, it's really like he's hit the devil!"

"What is that cripple? That's my second brother! You'd better show some respect to my second brother! Otherwise, hehe, wait for my second brother to visit your house!"

"Yes! How dare you say that about Second Brother? You are such a tough guy!"

"I've already hung a picture of my second brother on the door of my house, it may be able to ward off evil spirits!"

"Hanging on the door? If you hang on the bedside, I think I can prevent pregnancy!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Brilliant!"

"No, where did you get the photos?"

"There are videos of Second Brother on the Internet, you can cut them as you like."

"What's the resolution of the video on the Internet? You can't see it clearly at all, and the second brother fell with a black nose and a swollen face, and he can't see his face clearly!"

"I don't know what the identity of the second brother is. I look at the information of the fantasy team players, and there is no such person at all!"

"That's right, when you say that, I really don't know what the second brother's name is."

"I don't know either, does anyone know?"

Originally, this game didn't attract so much attention, but because of this cripple, many netizens who don't pay attention to sports now started to discuss it.

Some people even created a post called "Mysterious Cripple No. [-]" to analyze the identity of the second brother.Moreover, this post was quite popular in the sports circle, and many people left messages to discuss it.

However, no matter how much they researched and discussed, they didn't fully understand the identity of this cripple.After all, there is too little information, only mobile phone videos uploaded by netizens on the Internet, and the shots are still quite blurry.

Now, everyone knows that this guy is called "Cripple No. [-]" or "Cripple No. [-]", and Jianghu respectfully calls him "Second Brother", which is the nickname given to him by the commentator Li Jiu.

Now not only the netizens are curious about who this guy is, but the sports department is even more curious!Oh no, they're not curious, they've exploded!
The leaders of the sports department are going crazy!

I have issued a death order, and within a day, I must find out this guy!
This bastard has caused indelible trauma to their sports department!
"Check! You must find this person out for me!"

The boss of the sports department is really angry!

In an instant, the people in the sports department started to move.They are not netizens, and it is easy for them to miss someone.Soon, the identity information of Cripple II was sent to the leader's desk.

Director Sun of the sports department is the director Sun who rejected Ye Feng's application for the concert with righteous words. At this moment, he looked at the information in his hand, and his face turned green!
"Cripple II, whose real name is Ye Feng, is a famous scholar in our country, a professor of the third department of Haida University, in..."

Ye Feng!

It turned out to be this guy!
I rub!

Director Sun never expected it!

This funeral star turned out to be Ye Feng?

what?
At first I thought it was the same name and surname, but I looked at the various information later.

Professor Haida, famous scholar... It's over, Director Sun's heart is cold when he sees this, this is definitely that guy!
Director Sun's mentality has collapsed!

This kind of good scholar and professor didn't do it, but went to the basketball team to play games?
He is poisonous, isn't he?
At first, Director Sun wanted to give him a good meal, but now he is so good, what a mess!
Do you dare to fix Professor Ye?
Ha ha!

"Dong Dong~"

The office door rang.

"Come in."

"Director, it's not good, something happened to Dongfang Brilliant!"

"What happened? What's the matter?" Director Sun's head got dizzy when he heard it. These days, Dongfang Brilliant had accidents every day, and he was going crazy.

"Isn't this the accident that happened every day in the gymnasium these days? Many citizens were injured. Today, the family members of this group went to the Haicheng Sports Bureau to make a fuss, claiming that they wanted compensation!"

"Again compensation?"

Director Sun suddenly felt his eyes go dark, and he almost vomited blood!
The compensation for the previous teams has not yet been in place, and now a group of injured people have come?

what?
Where did we get the money from?
"What about the finance side?"

Director Sun clutched his forehead, he was going to die of worry, and the sports department didn't have any food left!We can only ask for financial help!
"The finance side said that the idle funds were spent by people from the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department, saying that they were going to carry out 'Chinese Culture Propaganda'. The people above are very supportive of this matter!"

Are you financially rich?
There is plenty of money in the finances!

However, there are too many places to spend money on finances!There is a lot of money and a lot of things to do, so in fact, there are not so many spare funds!
People's finances have said that this is not a national event, but a matter for your sports department, so you can figure it out yourself.

Then, the sports department was embarrassed!

He was so angry with Director Sun that he yelled, "What the hell propaganda! We are all on fire, why can't they slow down first? No, I'll call Lao Jin!"

After speaking, Director Sun called Director Jin of the Propaganda Department.

"Old Jin, my grandson."

Director Sun chuckled, "It's nothing major, haven't we encountered difficulties these days? I heard that you just paid a sum of money from the finance department? Can you transfer it to me first? No, let's discuss it." Huh? Huh? Still looking for Lao Liu? Okay, then I'll call him."

After hanging up the phone, Director Jin's face instantly became gloomy, quite ugly.

This old Jin kicked the ball to Director Liu of the Ministry of Culture. They said that the funds are shared by the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department, and he can't make the decision himself!

There was no way, Director Jin called Director Liu again.

"Old Liu, please lend us the money before we use it. We are in a hurry here. You can promote culture anytime, don't you think so?"

"Old Jin, it's not that I don't give it to you. You know that this money is used for Yin Ruins. That's a major national event! Your matter is incomparable with that over there, right?" Director Liu felt in his heart now. Don't mention how cool it is, you're begging me now?ah?What did you say when I asked you to borrow the gymnasium?

No one comes!
That's what you Lao Jin said!

It's enough that I didn't send this sentence back today!

"If you want to use it, you can ask Yinxu. The money is for their cultural promotion anyway. If they think they can wait, then we don't care."

Director Liu was able to climb to this position, and he was quite tactful. He also knew that the sports department was really in trouble, so he didn't say anything to death.

Don't you want to use money?
Okay, you can go to Yin Xu to discuss it.

"Uh, okay, let me ask."

Lao Jin hung up the phone and looked for Yinxu's contact information.

"Dean Zhang Hui? I'm Jin Huimin from the sports department. Hi, Dean Zhang, you're welcome."

To be honest, in terms of rank, Lao Jin is definitely much higher than Zhang Hui, but now that he has something to ask for, his attitude is naturally different.

The two chatted for a while, and Lao Jin said: "We have a lot of work here at Yin Ruins. It is a major national event, and there is a long way to go to promote Chinese culture. This has to be done step by step. There is no rush. No, I have no other intentions. That is, if you are not in a hurry to use your publicity funds, you can use them for us first, let’s have both culture and sports, and combine culture and sports.”

"No, the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department have already agreed. I just want to ask if you have any other opinions?"

Lao Jin is worthy of being a veteran in the officialdom, he didn't talk about his difficulties at all, and even moved out the leaders of the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department.

However, Dean Zhang Hui is not a bird at all, "Oh, the person in charge here is Professor Ye Feng, we can't decide on such a big matter, you can ask Professor Ye Feng." Others go along?
joke!

Besides, this money was actually applied by Ye Feng!
The last time Ye Feng submitted the "design based on Yin Ruins to promote traditional culture", although he wanted to hold a concert in essence, but the people from the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department really paid attention to it, so they used Ye Feng's plan and financial application raised a sum of money.

Now the money is in the Yin Ruins, but without Ye Feng, who would dare to mess around with Zhang Hui?Besides, Ye Feng is still the chief person in charge of the Yin Ruins project, and there is nothing wrong with saying that he wants to go through his procedures!

But director Jin was dumbfounded when he heard it, and wanted to find Ye Feng?
I can go to your uncle!

Lao Jin remembered clearly that he had just sent Professor Ye back a while ago!

Let yourself go to him now?

Lao Jin felt as if his chest had been hit hard by something, and he wanted to vomit blood a little bit!
Looking at the phone, Lao Jin felt like crying.

Why are you making this call?
……

The east is bright.

An indoor tennis court.

"Professor Ye, please, please go home, okay?"

There were quite a few people in the stadium, but they were all staff members, as well as the leaders of the Haicheng City Sports Bureau, and even people from the Public Security Bureau.A person who looked like a leader was shouting at Ye Feng.

They dare not approach Ye Feng!

Originally, they had more people than this, but they have already sent a batch to the hospital!

The leader who spoke just now had bruises on his face, it was obvious that he fell hard enough!

"Why should I go home? I don't think I can exercise here?"

Ye Feng was lying on the ground, the tennis racket dangling in his hand.

This group of people has been here since the morning, and they have been harassing him directly. Ye Feng knows exactly what they mean.

But, want Lao Tzu to go?
Don't make trouble!
"Professor Ye, you have been living here for several days. You have no way to live here! If something happens to your body, we can't afford it!"

"It's okay, I just want to exercise, I don't blame you for bumps and bumps."

"No, Professor Ye, we all know what's going on with you, so you can't just let our family be tricked, can you?"

"What are you talking about? What did I cheat on you? Did I not pay you when I came in? Did I still destroy public property? Tch, I didn't ask you to pay for the injuries I suffered from you, why do you still want to cheat me?"

"Let me tell you, I have been exercising for so many days, and I have been hit by a chandelier a total of seventeen times!"

"Fall 28 times because of the guardrail collapse!"

"Sprayed thirteen times by an exploding water pipe!"

"Fell into the well seventeen times because the manhole cover was not up to standard!"

"I won't mention the rest. What kind of broken facility is this? Is this the first-class in Asia? It would be great if you don't lose money!"

puff!
Listening to what Ye Feng said, the people present almost spurted blood on the ground!
I've seen shameless people!But this is the first time seeing Ye Feng being so shameless!
Are you still trying to find us to lose money?

what?
Your own sins were punished by God and came here to harm us. We didn't say anything, you sprayed people with blood first?
This makes them angry!
A straightforward leader couldn't take it anymore, his face flushed with anger, and he said, "Professor Ye, it's your fault, you came to us in such unlucky circumstances, isn't this just to trick us on purpose? If it weren't for you Now, will there be so many accidents in our gymnasium? The comrades from the city bureau are here, and who doesn’t know about the traffic accident and the incident of the police car being smashed!”

well said!
Many people gave this leader a thumbs up in their hearts!

He said what everyone wanted to say but never dared to say!

This is all the truth!
However, Ye Feng was not happy, and curled his lips: "What's the matter with you, comrade? We are all successors of socialism and believers in communism. There is something wrong with your thinking! What is bad luck? Is there any scientific basis for that stuff? It’s all feudal superstition! I don’t think your comrade’s attitude is correct! Your ideological awareness needs to be improved!”

"you you……"

Ye Feng's words are clear and logical, there is no flaw at all, this leader is so angry!His face was flushed, he stared at Ye Feng and couldn't say a word!

The others also looked at each other in blank dismay, there was nothing they could do about it!Professor Ye is specialized in playing with words, can a group of them who are engaged in sports talk about him?
At this moment, Ye Feng's cell phone rang suddenly.

ps: something happened at home today.

(End of this chapter)