Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 525

Three levels?

I will be afraid of this?
joke!

Don't look at the professors and deans over there, but Ye Feng is not afraid at all!
Principal Wu shook the willow stick and said with a smile: "Professor Ye, we are all old acquaintances. I will give you a chance. If you fail in a while, you can ask for help outside the venue. Of course, you have to pay the price."

"Ha, no need!" Ye Feng waved his hand, arrogantly: "A man can't say he can't do it, let the horse come over!"

Wu Dehai smiled and clapped his hands, "Bring a pen, ink, paper and inkstone!"

Over there, the people from Haida immediately moved out their things, one after another, obviously prepared long ago.Looking at the astonished expressions of everyone at the scene, it is estimated that no one knew that Haida had prepared this link before.However, everyone is familiar with it. This is a program that traditional Chinese weddings have.

It is difficult to pick up the bride.

For some reason, Su Ning's group of relatives and friends did not come, only Lengmei, Lingling and Su Qi were there, and the rest were absent.However, although there are not many relatives and friends in the group, Haida will never let Ye Feng's wedding leave any regrets!

This traditional program is absolutely necessary!
Of course, no one was thinking about these things at this time, and now everyone's attention was drawn to the desk.

Everyone stared blankly.

What is this?
At this moment, Wu Dehai waved the willow stick in his hand, "People from the Faculty of Arts, come on!"

wow.

A group of professors from the Faculty of Liberal Arts stood up, Zhao Huangming was in the lead, and there were old and young behind, each of them still had a bowl of wine in their hands.

Zhao Huang said famously: "Professor Ye, let's compare couplets in this level."

"couplet?"

Ye Feng laughed at that time, quite happily, and said haha: "You guys compare couplets with me? Come on, come on, who of you will compare with me?"

The guests next to him also shook their heads and laughed, booing: "You compare couplets with Professor Ye? It would be strange if you can compare with him!"

"That's right!"

"Professor Ye's level of couplets, you don't know?"

"This is a question for giving points!"

"This level is not difficult."

"Haida must have done this on purpose. It's still towards Professor Ye."

Hearing the words of the guests around him, Zhao Huangming smiled slightly, "We naturally know what level Professor Ye is, so a professor from our liberal arts school has come here." Zhao Huangming asked with a smile: "Professor Ye, let's go to school together." , is it not bullying you?"

Ye Feng laughed, "It doesn't count, let's go together! Happy, let's have fun."

Ye Feng is quite magnanimous, Zhao Huangming nodded with a smile, and took a step forward, a young professor next to him handed him a bowl of wine, Dean Zhao smiled and said: "Professor Ye, happy newlyweds, this Let me offer you a glass of wine on behalf of the Faculty of Letters!" Zhao Huangming drank it down in one gulp.

Ye Feng didn't think too much, picked up a bowl of wine, gestured to everyone, and looked up to see the bottom.

"Come on, this is my Shanglian."

At this time, Zhao Huangming had already produced the Shanglian that had been prepared long ago.

Everyone raised their eyes and looked over, and someone read: "Bingdi flowers bloom in four seasons, it's not difficult to get on the line."

Ye Feng also took a look, smiled, and said to Zhao Huang: "Thank you, Dean Zhao, for your blessing." After speaking, without thinking about it, he wrote directly: "The lovebirds have been with you for a hundred years."

Bingdi flowers bloom in four seasons; lovebirds accompany for a hundred years.

This is a classic wedding couplet.

Everyone around clapped their hands and applauded.

"It's so easy."

"It's not difficult for Professor Ye at all."

"But this couplet is really good."

"Uh-huh."

Ye Feng smiled and said, "Dean Zhao, how am I doing?"

Zhao Huangming smiled, "Very good."

Ye Feng laughed, but before he could speak again, a professor next to Zhao Huangming spoke first, "Professor Ye, happy wedding, I respect you with this glass of wine on behalf of all the teachers and students of the Faculty of Arts!" With that, the professor drank the whole bowl of wine in one gulp.

Ye Feng was taken aback, then raised his wine bowl, "Okay, thank you, Professor Wang."

Afterwards, Professor Wang took a step forward and took out the couplets he had prepared.

Ye Feng glanced at it, and it was right to pick up the pen.

Upper couplet: Happy meeting of the couple for a hundred years;
Ye Feng's couplet to the second couplet: A bosom friend meets a thousand miles away.

"it is good!"

Another applause!

Although this couplet is not difficult, it is quite suitable for today's festive day.

"Professor Ye, this glass of wine, I respect you on behalf of the Faculty of Arts!"

Another professor with a bowl of wine stood up, without giving Ye Feng any time to think, he drank the bowl of wine in one gulp, and then took out his Shanglian.

Ye Feng didn't take it seriously, he laughed and accompanied him for a bowl, and then he began to look down at the upper couplet.

Still very simple.

Shanglian: Husband and wife love each other for a hundred years;

The second couplet of Ye Feng's couplet: Men and women are equal in four seasons and spring.

It was another wedding couplet, Ye Feng was very happy.

Over there, another professor from the Faculty of Arts came out with a bowl of wine, "Professor Ye, I would like to present this glass of wine to you on behalf of the incoming freshmen of the Faculty of Liberal Arts!"

"Uh, no, didn't Professor Wang already drink on behalf of all the teachers and students just now?"

"He represents all the teachers and students in the school. Isn't the freshman I represent not yet in school? Anyway, I did it, so you can do whatever you want."

"I... OK."

Ye Feng drank another bowl.

Glancing at the dozens of literature professors holding wine bowls behind him, he vaguely realized that something was wrong.

Compare couplets?
You guys are comparing couplets?
Why don't you come here to toast individually, no, it's not a glass, it's a bowl!Although what I drink is rice wine, the alcohol content is not very high, but no one can bear to drink more than ten bowls of this thing in a row!
However, another professor stood up over there!
"Professor Ye, I respect you with this glass of wine on behalf of the flowers and plants of our Faculty of Arts!"

……

"Professor Ye, you must drink this glass of wine. This is the blessing from every ray of sunshine in our Faculty of Arts!"

……

"Professor Ye, don't say anything, you have finished this glass of wine!"

……

Ye Feng is about to vomit, couplet, your sister, couplet, you guys just want to feed me!

He finally found out that these people didn't want to have a couplet with him at all, they dug a hole for themselves in the first place, they just wanted to drink themselves!
It's too bad!

Damn it!

Over there, Zhao Huang said with a smile: "Professor Ye, go ahead, this couplet has already been given, just wait for you to get it right."

Ye Feng looked at the upper couplet, this couplet is not difficult at all, he can match it with his essays.But the problem is, after he met this one, someone would toast him in the next second!
He really can't drink this stuff!
Principal Wu looked at Ye Feng with a smile and said: "Originally, I wanted to give you some privileges. If you can't drink anymore, you can find someone to block the drink, but who told you that you don't need it, tsk tsk, you are a talent .”

"puff!"

Wu Dehai's words almost made Ye Feng vomit blood, it was like stabbing Ye Feng's heart with a knife!

Who the hell knew you guys were playing tricks!

What about the comparison couplet?
Are you comparing couplets?
It's just me and a dozen professors taking turns to fight for wine, okay?

This has something to do with the couplet!

Ye Feng was a little skeptical, is this still the Haida I know?
This is the Haida who once drove the train to Beijing for himself?
This is the Haida who once sent a lawyer's letter when there was a disagreement?

This is the Haida who dared to turn against the world for himself?

what?
This is the strongest backing?
This is your uncle, yes!
Not as deceitful as you!

Ye Feng was about to cry, but his face was still calm. After all, he had already pretended to be forced just now, so he couldn't be cowardly at this time!

What is the most important thing for a man?

Of course it's saving face!

Especially on such a big day as marriage, the face is even greater than the sky!
Although he was already cheated so much that he wanted to cry, Ye Feng still pretended: "This couplet is too simple and boring."

"Boring? Come, Professor Ye, I respect you!"

"Hahaha!"

The surrounding guests were already laughing.

When was Professor Ye afraid of couplets?

But today, the people from Haida were actually scared of "right"!

Sure enough, physical hacking is the deadliest!

Ye Feng's head was full of black lines, he gritted his teeth and looked at the smiling professors from the Faculty of Arts, and said, "Let's put this wine down for a while, shouldn't we compare couplets? You have made so many 'good pairs', and I will give them to you as well." How about making one?"

"Oh?"

Zhao Huangming raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "Okay, please, Professor Ye."

"Whoever can match this couplet, I will give it to him."

While speaking, Ye Feng wrote.

This time, Ye Feng didn't write it in a random pen, he was stained with ink, and it was Xingkai when he shot it.

"Good word!"

Senior Song Qingxuan from the Calligraphy Association couldn't help applauding immediately, "Professor Ye is serious, this word is worth thousands of gold!"

"This word is precious!"

"This word is really beautiful."

Another calligrapher said: "When Professor Ye wrote the "Preface to the Collection of Lanting", he used Xingkai, which was written in flowing clouds and flowing water, dragons flying and phoenixes dancing. It is no exaggeration to say that Professor Ye's Xingkai is definitely the well-deserved number one in China. This book!"

Seeing that Ye Feng was so serious, everyone was very excited.

You must know that calligraphy does not mean that the words written casually by calligraphers are calligraphy. Every piece of calligraphy is written by calligraphers with painstaking efforts. There may be many waste manuscripts behind it.

And the one Ye Feng wrote now is definitely a top-level calligraphy work!

Seeing the handwriting piercing through the back of the paper, many people were tempted.

Soon, start writing and write.

Everyone bent down to look over, and there were nineteen elegant characters lying on the snow-white rice paper:

Qinglinkou, Bai Shusheng, doing Hongxi, dipping in black ink, writing things from south to north.

After Ye Feng finished writing, he felt a tumbling stomach, but he still held it back, and said to everyone with a calm face: "Think about it first, I'll go to the bathroom, and if no one can tell me when I come back, I'll be fine." Passed the customs." After finishing speaking, the guy slipped away.He walked faster and faster, and then he ran into the bathroom with his mouth covered when no one was around.When I reached the door of the bathroom, with a bang, it sprayed three meters away!

Have you ever seen a sprinkler?
It's just like that!

"Wow! Wow!"

Ye Feng vomited in the toilet until it was dark.

And these people outside gathered together, studying the couplet left by Ye Feng.

(End of this chapter)