Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 526
Qinglinkou, Bai Shusheng, doing Hongxi, dipping in black ink, writing things from south to north.

The meaning of this couplet is easy to understand, it is talking about the scene of Ye Feng's big wedding today: In the tree-lined Linkou, a white-faced scholar held a wedding banquet here, and at the wedding banquet, he sat here with a pen and ink, writing something.

The content is the scene where Ye Feng was comparing couplets with the Academy of Arts just now.

Zhao Huangming glanced at it for a while, and he felt that the couplet was not difficult, so he smiled at the people around him and said, "Professor Ye probably couldn't drink anymore, so he ran to vomit, and when he comes back, let's pretend we're right." Come out and let him pass."

Professor Wang also laughed and said, "Well, the bride is still waiting, so I can't really feed Professor Ye too much."

Wu Dehai also nodded, "We will go to the second level in a while, and the second level is enough for him to drink a pot, hahaha!"

"It's a rare opportunity to find Professor Lehe Ye, so please be happy!"

"Hahaha, yes, have fun!"

Everyone thinks this couplet is not difficult, it is estimated that Ye Feng drank too much, and the first couplet is a little watery.However, everyone didn't really want to make things difficult for Ye Feng, they just wanted to take advantage of today's big day to be happy together.To be honest, Ye Feng's status in China's academia is too high now, and there is no chance to make such jokes with Ye Feng at all, even Zhao Huangming and Wu Dehai have to grasp their attitudes towards Ye Feng on weekdays sense of proportion.

"Well, this couplet is not very difficult. I have almost figured out how to do it right. Although there are still some problems, it is almost the same." Dean Hu of Peking University also smiled and said: "Professor Ye thought of a couplet temporarily. It’s really not easy at such a level, and it’s still drinking too much.”

A professor from Tsinghua's Department of Literature over there also smiled and said, "This is Professor Ye. If he hadn't been drinking too much, he probably made a move. No one can match up with this couplet."

"That's right, don't forget that Yansuo Pond Willow, that is truly eternal!"

"Professor Ye's level doesn't matter. I just drank some wine today. When he comes back later, let's pretend that we are not right and give him face."

"Professor Ye has a good face, let him be happy today!"

"That's right, today is Professor Ye's big day, let's go about it happily, but we must make him happy to be serious."

Everyone said so, and Wu Dehai also meant the same thing, and said with a smile: "For sure, Professor Ye must be the protagonist today, but we Haida will take this word first."

Zhao Huangming also smiled and said: "Let's put this word in our liberal arts college. Let Professor Ye write a couplet some other day, frame it, and let future students look up to them."

"I should give you Haida."

Everyone has no objection, although they are all a bit greedy, but Haida used this word, no one can say anything.

Just like that, Ye Feng's calligraphic couplets were hastily resolved.

No one gave the second line, but everyone felt that they could match it.

In fact, everyone didn't think carefully about this couplet. They just felt that this couplet was not difficult. After a few glances, they had a general idea, so they felt that this couplet was very simple, so they didn't bother to think about it carefully. up.

After a while, Ye Feng came back from the toilet after vomiting.

"Did it come out?"

It's different after vomiting, Ye Feng is just like being resurrected, and he is full of vigor again.

The corner of Groom Ye's mouth turned up, and he asked this way before he came to him.

Right?
nonexistent!

Ye Feng is [-]% sure of his own Shanglian!

It is impossible for someone to come out right!
Because, this upper couplet is the same as the previous "Yan Suo Pond Willow", which is another eternal absolute!
No one can come out right!

This upper couplet was originally like this: Qinglinkou, a blacksmith, makes a red stove, burns black charcoal, and sits south to north to fight things.

Then I asked Ye Feng to modify it a little bit, changing the content, but the essence is exactly the same!

Legend has it that this couplet was made by Li Bai, a great poet of the Tang Dynasty.

It is rumored that Li Bai once stayed in Qinglinkou Town in Sichuan and Sichuan for a period of time.There is a blacksmith in Qinglinkou, who is not only highly skilled, but also very flexible in mind.Hearing that Li Bai was here, he wanted to ask Li Bai to write a pair of pairs for his blacksmith shop and hang them up.You know, Li Bai was highly sought after at that time, with countless fans, and even Du Fu, the poet saint who is as famous as him in later generations, was Li Bai's most loyal fan at that time.If there is a masterpiece of exiled immortals, then his blacksmith shop will definitely be much easier to do.

The blacksmith knew that Li Bai was good at wine, so he specially bought some good wine to entertain him, and asked for it.Li Bai is a bold person, so he responded immediately. When he was drunk, Li Bai's thoughts flew straight for nine days. He glanced at the mountains and rivers of Qinglinkou, and then at the blacksmith who was forging iron, suddenly thinking There is a sentence in it:

Qinglinkou, blacksmiths, make red stoves, burn black charcoal, and work from south to north.

But when Li Bai wrote the nineteen characters, he couldn't think of the next couplet, and finally he didn't write it until he was drunk.After Li Baijiu woke up, and then looked at his own Shanglian, even he himself was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Because, this Shanglian is really too delicate!
There are only nineteen characters in the area, but there are four colors: blue, white, red, and black; there are also four directions: south, north, east, and west.Then it also painted a scene of a blacksmith forging iron, and the most maddening thing is that these four colors, blue to the blue dragon, represent the east; white to the white tiger, to represent the west; red to the red bird, to represent the south; black represents Xuanwu, to the north!

The four colors represent the beasts of the four directions, and correspond to the four directions!
The mystery of this upper couplet is intertwined, too complicated, and it is not too much compared with "Yan Suo Pond Willow"!

It has even been passed down for thousands of years, but no one has ever really matched the upper and lower couplets!

Of course, Ye Feng did not copy this couplet, he changed it himself, "Qinglinkou, Bai Shusheng, Bai Hongxi, dipped in black ink, writing from north to south", although the content is different, but there is no shortage of subtlety and mystery !
Therefore, Ye Feng did not believe that this group of people could match up their own Shanglian!
Yansuo Pond Liu, you can't be right, and it's impossible for anyone to be right in this Shanglian!

Seeing Ye Feng came back, everyone laughed.

Zhao Huangming quickly waved his hands, pretending to be a little distressed, and said, "Oh, Professor Ye's upper couplet is too subtle, I'm sorry."

Professor Wang over there also shook his head and said, "This couplet is so exquisite, I really can't tell you."

"Yeah, yeah, Professor Ye's couplet is really good!"

"We can't do it!"

"I can't come out, I can't come out!"

"As expected of Professor Ye!"

Everyone agrees.

At the beginning, Ye Feng still felt that he was flattered, and felt that they were all convinced by him, but then the more he heard it, the more something went wrong. Is this group of people supposed to react like this?

What's with that smile on your face?

What's with that relaxed look?

This atmosphere is not right!
so strange?

"No, what's the situation with you?"

Ye Feng asked in bewilderment, he felt that these people didn't look like they were right, why did they seem happier than they were right?

Zhao Huang said in a famous way: "What could be the case, it's just that it's not right."

Ye Feng looked at him with raised eyebrows, Zhao Huangming felt a little guilty, and emphasized: "It's really wrong, no one can come out right!"

Why are you so guilty?
what?
I know you can't be right, but why do you have this expression?
Ye Feng's mentality is about to collapse!
What's the situation?

Why is this different from what I thought!

Principal Wu next to him said with a smile: "Congratulations, Professor Ye, you have passed the first test. The following is..."

"Wait!"

Ye Feng waved his hand, "Wait a minute! Don't wait for the second level first, I just want to ask someone in the upper line or something?"

"No! No one is right!"

Everyone spread their hands and said with a smile on their faces.

Ye Feng became even more frantic, "No, what are you happy about if you didn't come out?"

"Who is happy? Not happy? We really can't tell."

Everyone still had that weird expression.

"No, this..."

Ye Feng always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't put it into words, he just felt that everyone's reaction this time was not right!

"Professor Ye, Professor Ye, don't think about it, let's go to the second level." Principal Wu said with a smile on the other side, and Zhao Huangming next to him had already started to clean up these pens and inks, and even asked Ye Feng's That couplet was put away.

He also smiled at Ye Feng, "I'll keep Professor Ye's calligraphy first."

"Ah? Ah? Wait a minute." Ye Feng shouted, "Didn't you say that whoever matches up belongs to whom?"

"Hey, it's all the same." Zhao Huangming smiled, "When you have time to go back to school, remember to come to our College of Arts and write a couplet."

"I...you..."

Ye Feng is going crazy!
it's the same?
Still have time to write a second line?

I can go to your uncle!

Write your sister's second line!
Does this have a link?
"No, Dean Zhao, let's..."

Before Ye Feng finished speaking, Principal Wu pulled him over, "It's alright, alright, Professor Ye, you've barely passed this level, let's move on to the next level."

reluctantly?

I still pass?

I rely on ah!
Absolutely through the ages!
Is this considered a pass?
"No, I'm going to the couplet..."

"Hey, don't talk about it, your upper couplet has been taken away. When the time comes, you can go to the School of Literature and write a second couplet. You have passed this level, and we will move on to the next level."

"That's right, don't waste time, Professor Ye, don't be in a hurry for the bride."

"The next level is the next level."

"Come on, Principal Wu hurry up and tell me what the next level is."

"That's right, don't let the new bride wait too fast, let's hurry up."

The guests next to him also said the same thing, this group of people definitely ruined Ye Feng's eternity!

Ye Feng was about to cry!

The rhythm is wrong!

Why do you react like this?

My eternity is absolute!
Shouldn't you be shocked?

Shouldn't you be surprised?

Shouldn't you take a breath?

what?
Why are you all so happy?

(End of this chapter)