Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 2
This world has the same history as the original world, but produced a very different culture.

The ex-girlfriend still understood him very well, and she saw through Tang Shuang's hopelessness that she was already in the late stage of lazy cancer and was afraid of trouble.

Just as Tang Sanjian was worried - this kid didn't have the vigor that young people should have, he was lazy all day long and didn't make progress.

I'm so mad at the old man!

Tang Shuang, who lives a leisurely life, of course has to sleep in a comfortable sleep on the first morning of summer vacation.

But a wise man is bound to make a mistake, he forgot to lock the door!As a result, just as the sweet dream reached its critical point, it was cruelly pulled back to reality, and in a trance, he saw a little person screaming and jumping around in his room, like a cute rabbit out of the cage.

"Candy! Get out before I trouble you~" Tang Shuang fell into another dream after saying this.

"I don't!" Tang Tang is not afraid at all, the intimidation has lost its effect on her.

She wore a small white T-shirt and a pair of blue suspender denim shorts today, and she looked like a chick with excess energy.

The little girl climbed onto Tang Shuang's bed with hands and feet, squatted next to Tang Shuang's head, and painted graffiti on his face with a red paintbrush. Watching the proud painting gradually take shape on Xiao Shuang's face, she giggled happily, but she was afraid of making noise Waking up, Xiaoshuang had to suppress her laughter, like a little weasel stealing a chicken for the first time.

Tang Shuang woke up from a numb itch, hugged Tangtang'er in her arms... and continued to sleep.

Tangtanger struggled for a while, and regained her freedom wheezingly. She added two more strokes on Tang Shuang's face, feeling very satisfied. She put the paintbrush in the small pocket of her denim shorts, and then jumped up and down on the elastic bed — This is her favorite thing to do.

Tang Shuang woke up with a small earthquake and mountain shaking, resisted the urge to throw the candy out, sleepily wanted to hide the candy under the quilt and suppress it under the "Five Elements Mountain", but the chick was very flexible. Dodged, and shouted: "Catch me, you little pig!"

You little pig!
This little pig!

piggy!

pig!
Tang Shuang was lying on the bed in pain. His past experience told him that this was the reason for the sweet dreams in the morning.

Candy is annoying!

Under the pampering of parents, especially Tang Sanjian's pampering, using the title of the song to describe Tang Shuang's "Powerless" to Tangtanger, Tangtanger mastered the old brother's "A Thousand Ways to Die".

……

Seeing Tang Shuang get up, Tang Tanger ran away in a hurry, shouting while running.

chick!He is quite good at analyzing the situation.

"Mom~ Mom~ I woke up Xiaoshuang, can I have an ice cream today!"

Tang Shuang: "..."

in the kitchen.

Huang Xiangning complained: "Your brother is really getting lazy, I will find a way to sell him..."

Candy: "Then no one will play with me."

Huang Xiangning: "You still have mother, father and sister, we will play with you."

Tangtanger was startled, and followed closely at Huang Xiangning's feet. She followed wherever she went, holding her head high, her big eyes full of worry, and asked, "Mom, are you serious? Do you really want to go?" Why do you do this? Did your father agree? What about your sister? Why don’t you discuss it with me, I won’t agree! Xiaoshuang is mine! You can’t do this!”

Seeing this, Huang Xiangning teased the little man and said, "Your father and I have already discussed that we will sell your brother during the summer vacation."

Tangtanger asked worriedly: "Who do you want to sell Xiaoshuang to?"

Huang Xiangning: "Sell to the butcher."

Candy jumped up: "Ah! Are you going to kill him? He is my brother!"

Huang Xiangning: "..."

……

Tang Shuang didn't know that little piggy was concerned about his life and death. At this moment, he looked at himself in the mirror, gathered his dantian, and yelled at the sky: "Candy!!! You little piggy, come here quickly! I promise not Open up your ass!"

Candy in the kitchen hid behind her mother in an instant, staring at the door, worried that Tang Shuang would chase her.

Huang Xiangning comforted her softly: "It's okay, it's okay, brother threatened you, and he won't do anything to you."

Seeing that Xiaoshuang was so fierce, Tangtanger immediately changed her attitude and said, "Mom, you should sell Xiaoshuang! Hmph!"

Then I felt very reluctant, let go and said: "emmmm...Mom, I started thinking about it with my little head, let's rent Xiaoshuang to the butcher, and buy it back when we miss him, ha, what do you think?" Is this method good? I think it’s good, okay, let’s do it.”

……

At the dining table, Tang Shuang squinted at Tang Tanger: "Why do you keep looking at me and laughing, you little piggy, brother is really handsome."

Tangtanger stood on the chair, with a bowl of corn paste in front of him, and said with a smile, "Where's the carrot on your face?"

Tang Shuang endured and endured, he had to see the situation clearly, both the left and the right were Tanganter's backers, and he couldn't take advantage of it.

"Washed off!"

Tangtang'er covered her mouth with her hands and laughed haha--my mother said that you can't laugh when you eat, but she is so proud and happy, so she can only cover her mouth and laugh.

Tang Shuang sneered, changed into a friendly smile, and said, "Tangtang, would you like to hear a very interesting story?"

"Yes!" Tang Tanger really took the bait, pouted her buttocks, and looked at Tang Shuang hopefully with her hands on her chin.

Tang Sanjian had finished his breakfast, and was reading a martial arts novel with serious relish.

Huang Xiangning told Candy: "Hurry up and have breakfast, and listen to my brother telling stories while eating."

"I don't! I want to hear the story first."

Huang Xiangning wanted to persuade her, but Tang Shuang said with a smile: "Let her listen to the story first, and she won't want to eat after listening."

Tang Sanjian raised his head and gave Tang Shuang a warning look.

"Once upon a time there was a big fish and a small fish." Tang Shuang said.

"The story of Xiaoyu, I really like it." Tangtanger jumped up and down on the chair, so scared that Huang Xiangning hurriedly supported her. "What are their names?"

"……no name."

"There must be a name!"

"...Okay~ The big fish is called Dashuang, and the small fish is called Xiaotang."

Tangtanger thought it was a bit weird, but she was too young to analyze it.

Tang San didn't lift his sword head, but the voice came out: "Don't make Tangy cry!"

Look!Jiang is still old and hot, like a master walking into an alley, he already feels the murderous intent before the enemy shows up.

Tang Shuangquan pretended not to hear the threat, and preached: "One day, the little fish asked the big fish: Big~fish~big~fish~you~ping~shi~happy~happy~eat~what~what~acridine~. The big fish Said: I~happy~happy~eat~eat~rice~slow~little~fish~. Then the little fish died! Oh! It was Xiaotang who was eaten by Dashuang!"

Candy looked down at the corn mush on the dining table, and only dug a hole after so long: "Oh~ made it~"

With a click, he jumped off the chair, twisted his little butt and ran to his own small room.

"Candy~ come back and finish eating the goo!" Huang Xiangning shouted, complaining to Tang Shuang: "Scare my sister again!"

Tang Shuang hummed a ditty and dried up the porridge in one gulp!Immediately, Tang Tanger came back, holding her self-defense weapon in her hand - a miniature water gun in the shape of a yellow seahorse.

Candy proudly held up the little seahorse and said, "I'm not afraid of big fish, so I squirt it with a water gun."

Tang Shuang sneered: "Water nourishment? Are you kidding me, fish are not afraid of water."

Candy: "Why aren't fish afraid of water?"

Tang Shuang sneered: "How can fish be afraid of water when they live in water? You don't even know this, you are really a kitten, dog, and pig."

Candy: "Mom~ Xiaoshuang bullied me!"

Tang Shuang sneered: "Don't sue if you have the ability."

Candy: "Father~ Xiaoshuang scolded me!"

Tang Sanjian came up with a bad idea: "Nurse him with a water gun! See if he's afraid of water."

Candy: "Oh!"

Zi~ Tang Shuang was caught off guard and was hit in the face by a water arrow!
(End of this chapter)