Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 3 There are many ways to take care of Tang Tang
"What! You guys are going on honeymoon? Haven't you been married for more than 20 years?" Tang Shuang exclaimed.

"Can't you have a honeymoon after being married for more than 20 years! It's the 25th wedding anniversary!" Tang Sanjian said very dissatisfied.

Tang Shuang: "It's not an integer, so don't go~ It just so happens that the summer vacation is here, and the family can be happy when they are reunited."

Tang Sanjian: "Don't give me any trouble, I know what's on my mind."

Tang Shuang's small thoughts were discovered, and she laughed dryly: "...Why didn't you go early? What about Candy?"

"Candy is in your hands, isn't it just the summer vacation, honestly play with my sister at home, don't make Candy thin!" Tang Sanjian said.

"I bring candy?!! I can't bring her." Tang Shuang was terrified.

Hearing everyone discussing her, Tang Tanger finally looked away from the TV and looked at Tang Shuang in a daze.

"It's only natural for a brother to take care of his sister. Why can't he take care of his sister? How do you know if you haven't tried it?"

"...She's so naughty~ I can't control it."

Candy muttered: "I hate it~ I'm not naughty."

The little guy hasn't figured out what's going on yet.

Tang Sanjian waved his hand calmly: "That's not a problem, you were more mischievous when you were young, and you have grown up differently, so it's settled, your mother and I have already booked tickets, and we will leave tomorrow."

It turned out to be a note, not a consultation!Then talk about wool~
Tang Shuang asked feebly: "Sister Xiangning, how long are you going? Are you going abroad?"

Tang Sanjian: "Call Mom!"

Tang Shuang: "Mom, how long are you going to go?"

Tang Sanjian: "Don't shout at me!"

Candy giggled.

Tang Shuang said to Huang Xiangning: "Mom, how long are you going to go?"

Huang Xiangning said with a smile: "Go for 20 days, first to the Maldives, then to the Czech Republic, Hungary, Austria, Italy..."

"Can you bring two more people?" Tang Shuang asked, Miss Xiangning was easy to talk to.

But Tang Sanjian is very difficult to talk, "I'm on honeymoon with your mother, you a big light bulb have the nerve to follow?!"

"How about bringing an extra small one? Such a small one is not considered a light bulb."

"Don't even think about it, nuclei are small but powerful." Tang Sanjian laughed.

It turns out that you also know that candy is not easy to carry.

Tang Shuang was paralyzed, sowing discord unwillingly: "Candy~ Mom and Dad are going on a trip, so I won't take you with me!"

Tang Sanjian said triumphantly: "Tangtanger already knew about it, we only made the itinerary with her consent."

Sure enough, Tangtanger let out a nonchalant ooh, and said in an adult-like manner: "Dad, you have to take good care of Mommy, but don't worry, Tangtanger, otherwise I won't hand over Mommy to you!"

Tang Sanjian: "Tangtang, don't worry, Dad will take good care of Mom and make her happy."

Candy patted her small chest and said, "Then I can rest assured." Then she said to Huang Xiangning: "Mom, if you are unhappy, just call the kid, and the kid will pick you up."

Huang Xiangning squatted in front of the little man with a smile and said, "Thank you Tang Tang, our little baby is really sensible and knows how to care for his mother."

Candy almost jumped up from the stool proudly, pointed at Tang Shuang and said, "Look, Xiaoshuang! Mom said Tangtang was more sensible than you, hehe, haha."

Tang Shuang rolled his eyes at this little man. He doesn't want to say anything now, and his heart is tired. Thinking about the days when he brought candy alone after Miss Xiangning left, he would be paralyzed in an instant, and he couldn't help but feel extremely heartbroken... But there are more heartbreaks of!

Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning met on a blind date, and they fell in love at first sight. They have been married for 25 years and have never had a single quarrel.

The two always talk endlessly and are used to boasting to each other. Huang Xiangning is a music teacher in high school, and he sincerely respects and adores an academic professor like Tang Sanjian. Brother Sanjian, when introduced in front of outsiders, always calls Miss Xiangning "My wife", when he is sober, he can still be a bit reserved, but when he is drunk, he starts to praise wildly, "My wife... what's the matter", the praise can only be seen in the sky, not in the world.

The two are tolerant of each other, Tang Sanjian's temper is sometimes very bad, she can always treat him more tolerantly.As for Huang Xiangning, a typical Jiangnan woman, she is as gentle as water, and basically loses her mind after getting married-this is not a curse, but a compliment for their good relationship and great trust.

Huang Xiangning opened a watermelon, scooped out a melon kernel with a spoon, and said, "Open your mouth!"

Tang Shuang and Tangtang'er turned their heads and opened their mouths at the same time, but the melon kernels were not handed into their mouths, but watched helplessly as being eaten by Tang Sanjian. Brother Sanjian put on a cool expression after eating.

Tang Shuang and Tang Tang petrified in the wind...

Fortunately, my mother dug another piece. It's their turn this time, but Tang Shuang couldn't compete with Tang Tang. The little guy smiled and said, "It's so sweet~Thank you mom~"

Tang Shuang opened her mouth in the air in embarrassment, like a stone lion with its mouth wide open at the door.

Fortunately, my mother dug another piece... Baji~ Tang Sanjian!Brother Three Swords grabs food!
During the whole process, Tang Sanjian didn't even look at Tang Shuang, Tang Tanger laughed loudly.

Sister Xiangning pretended to be angry and kicked Brother Sanjian, but Brother Sanjian said that he hadn't cut your toenails for a long time, they were already so long, so he trimmed his wife's toenails!
Get your toenails done!
Toenails!
First!
Tang Tanger thought it was fun, and put her chubby little feet on Tang Shuang's body, "Xiao Shuang cut her toenails!"

With wounds in her heart and murderous eyes in her eyes, Tang Shuang picked up a pair of big scissors and threatened, "Are you sure?"

Tangtanger: "嘿嘤嘤~ I hate you!"

When it comes to showing affection, Tang Shuang only obeys brother Sanjian and sister Xiangning!

This dog is cruel!

Fortunately, Tang Shuang is used to it, because this is the norm.

"You should travel as soon as possible, and abuse foreign dogs as well."

……

Huang Xiangning took out a thread-bound book with a blue cover, "Tangtanger goes to bed before ten o'clock every night, and she has to watch her at night. She likes to kick the quilt, often falls under the bed, and has to poop when she gets up in the morning...all of this is in the It's in the book, put it away and read."

Trembling, Tang Shuang took the thread-bound book, which looked like a martial arts secret book, and saw a few lines of handwritten official script "Many Ways to Take Care of Tang Tang" on the blue cover.

many ways? !

Randomly flipping through, there are indeed many ways, far exceeding the auspicious number of 108!
Just looking at the handwriting, you can tell that it was written by the hero Tang Sanjian.

How could there be such a book in the world! ! !
Holding this crystallization of wisdom, Tang Shuang deeply felt the great responsibility, which was not in line with his character. What he wanted was a life as free as the wind, so he tactfully shied away: "Will you entrust me with such an important task?" A little sloppy? What if the candy is lost, touched, dropped, or cried?"

Tang Sanjian interjected viciously: "Then fry, fry, fry, and stew you!"

Tang Shuang: "... To put it bluntly, I just want to eat my fancy. You don't need to be so cruel to your son, please be gentle."

Tangtang'er hugged Bai Jingjing, turned her head and said, "Xiaoshuang~ I'm going to the dog park, and I'm going to..."

There are a lot of blah blah... well, the little guy has planned his day so carefully.

Really know how to live!

"Woof~" Bai Jingjing echoed, this is a West Highland White Terrier puppy, only one and a half years old.

Tang Shuang gave an extremely perfunctory oh, which made Tangtanger very unhappy, and acted like a baby to Tang Sanjian: "Father! After you left, what should I do if Xiaoshuang scolded me and beat me? What can I do? I'm still so young, I haven't grown up yet Well, you can't beat him."

Tang Sanjian said: "Tangtanger can call Dad, call your sister, uncle, second uncle, aunt, second mother, cousin, cousin... they will make decisions for you."

When Tang Tanger heard that so many people belonged to her side, she immediately became imposing, and said to Tang Shuang, "Xiao Shuang! Fill my little seahorse with water~"

It's not bad if I didn't throw the trash can for you, Tang Shuang thought.

"What kind of biscuit are you! How dare you instigate me? Also, do you want to spread rumors like this? How could I hit you? Am I so cruel? At most, I'll pinch your little cheek to try it out."

Then, holding "Many Ways to Take Care of Tang Tang" in both hands disheartened, he walked upstairs heavily...

Tangtanger asked, "Where are you going, Xiaoshuang? Aren't you going to fill my little seahorse with water?"

Tang Shuang thought to herself, let's talk after you find it, ha!
"...Brother is tired and needs to rest and recuperate."

(End of this chapter)